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Flyboy Zee: No wonder my account
balance with them has remained
N1,028.20K since 2006.
Ha ha ha ha haaaaaa!




hmmn, i have the same amount too and the idiots are still removing my money every months and sending me messages.nonsense!

ddd

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[quote author=tpia@]are you saying nlers have no manners and are wild goats who glory in insulting people?

what do you mean by nairalandish?[/quote]cut it dude. Didnt you see witty in my post? Dont just post for posting sake and keep it in mind that you ask questions when you are in doubt.

reporting her is the simple thing to do but i want a crazy, witty and "nairalandish" way of stopping her.

I work in this organisation where i stay in a staff room that is supposed to be for 8 staffs. This lady was employed like 4 months ago and she seem not to know the meaning of "LIVE AND LET LIVE".

When making calls, the whole word will not rest as she will be talking so loud as if we do not exist. The one that annoys me most is before she comes in the morning, everybody will be enjoying that early morning silence but when she enters, she prays sit down and turn on her phone to the highest volume. Not only that,she will be singing along at the top of her voice.

I have had to just leave and go somewhere else as i do not want women trouble.

How do you deal with such a loud character?

deebrain: 1996 u meant to say. Thank me later.

Ode!
Did you read the post to comprehend what my point was? An intelligent secondary student would have known it was just a joke.
Thank me later.

some investment do definately pay. Booked space since the 20th but reaping the benefits on the 23rd.

However,this one still needs some modification.An umbrella can still cover more that sometimes you are only wet from your ankle down but this one,from your waist down you are on your own.

presher: GUDLUCK HIDE UR DAUGHTERS IYANYA NO DEY USE EYE SEE WAIST

ssttttthhh!
He has only one daughter.

hmmmmmn, this reminds me of an african proverb.

" A woman, whose husband was a former governor and former vice president but now a president, is printing her husbands face on ankara and calling musicians to come and play for her, she should remember that Abacha did the same thing and what happened in 1886 happened to him"


These are the words of our elders.

Heaven or Hell or Reincarnation?

sorry to say o, anytime i pass by his church at ayobo,i always have this strange feeling that is occultic in nature.

Am thinking of stopping to patronise Mr Biggs at ikotun for this same reason.

"You dont talk just because you want to talk or because people are not talking,you talk because you have something reasonable to say"

No! I think what i should have written is

"You dont post just because you want to post something or because people are not posting anything, but you post because you have something reasonable to post"

If 1 or 2 people can be this objective and refused to vote for the OP, then am very sure Nigeria has a bright future.I do not know anything about you and you are asking me to vote for you, what nonsense! I salute all those that refused to vote and i join you in doing our part to make this nation great.

@OP, NO VOTE FOR YOU FROM ME,DEAL WITH IT!!!

Jehovah Shalom: Dear Shortgun,

Going by ur contribution, ur ideal name shld be SHORTBRAIN! You lack the elements of Leadership.Must you cruxify a man based on one shortcoming? Is it everything in ur field of study that you know?

Don't u ask yourself questions @ times? Is it professional for jounralists to ridicule their guest (if a mischieve is not intended?) Is he the only man to gaffe on Live TV? Why was his own publicise?

You need a longbrain friend!

Ode!
they asked him a simple question that he couldnt answer,whose fault was that?He embarrassed himself.After all there was no insult or abusive words from the presenters.This is why we are not moving forward because we judge everything through sentiments or pity.No objectivity.

iamdsam: Just like my brother at the top said, "no house for mess*. If you know you mess (gas) in the public, click like *winks*

make i no chop tonight if i click am.

yung tunchi: now u sound like my grandmom wen she was alive men i miss her,i wish i could take back d hands of time,,,,(crying)

turn back which clock hand,noooooo,i dont want to go back to that nonsense secondary school to meet that nonsense teacher that almost broke my hand into two with his fat cane!!!

Nomski0: This write-up reminds me of my secondary school home economics classes.
lol

hi, i like your eye brow.

hmm
rules and regulation everyday. On top wetin na? What happens to fredom of expression?


But seriously,putting your two hands in your boxer at the front of your house early in the morning is simply GROSS!

Damn!
I thought i saw heart diseases.i was about recommending a cardiothoracic surgery.

Yes! Am watching greys anatomy.

Women asked to wave their white handkerchief as a symbol of peace and unity.
She rounded up by charging the women.She left the podium with mild dance and waving of white handkerchief.
Its time for the VPs address.

Now is the turn of the first lady.I pray there wont be any incident.
Stay tuned.


As expected,she is mentioning names and greeting everybody.

speaking now is the wife of the vice president and she presently greeting almost everybody at the gathering and mentioning their names one by one.
A typical naija attitude.

going on now are goodwill messages.speaking presently is Hajia Ramat Bala

"Brethren,we have one life o,after this life no other one to chop fried rice and chicken."- Pastor Bimbo Odukoya.

Bottom line, talk from now till tomorow,i go chop chop and chop anything i feel like eating.

Remember,when you are old,one of the things you regret most are the things you could have eaten or done but didnt eat or do.

if you are also here lets update together for the sake of those in their work place who might want to know whats going on.

Apart from the secuirity,the VP seem to be the only man sitted.

The first lady is puting on ankara with the face of our president.
The parade is still going on while the young snatchers are expected to do a choreography of timayas new song.

its currently going on in FCT and presently,young girls are doing a choreography on stage.
Before now,Onyeka Onwenu performed some of her porpular songs like iyogogo,you and i will live as one etc

so if i didnt scream it you people wouldnt know abi.

mmmustapha: one day I will hug jonathan

ewwww! Hug jona, that symbol of cluelessness.**smh**

ledafaze: Only God knows wetin the guy dey whisper for him ear...

just because you want to be the first you refused to read the post and yet you did post.But its not too late sha,yoy can still modify.