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habatically!

did you see mikel papa?

Tall wife and short husband. Looks abnormal to me. How will it look like in times of argument?
**just thinking aloud**

some people will talk and you will feel like slapping them. Did you call the spiritual leaders when you people were signing an agreement? Now the whole thing has turned upside down and you are calling them to pray.

God! Before now, i was thinking we have only one clueless one, with this kind of talk, it shows we have so many of them!

will soon get mine!

African Proverb!

" A man, who has a wife and two children, was a vice president but now the president. He should remember that too much shoes and cassava bread is dangerous"

good

in your house of course!

Where are the role models?

MITV

more of my hero!

Towards the end of the careers of Nwankwo Kanu and Austin Okocka, i remember listening to a radio sports program presented by Bimbo Adeola who said a talented Nigerian footballer has been discovered with a height like that of Kanu and as skillfull as J.J.Okocha. These two superstars were and still are my favorites but i longed to see the guy that is combining the attributes of my two respected stars.

I saw Mikel play, and i was not disappointed and since then, he has won my heart with is sublime passes, skills and the way he "bullys" opponents on the pitch.

You dont need to struggle for somethings because if you have it, you have it. It is called TALENT!

I cannot wait for January to come to see you crowned as the Africas Best Player.

Richfella: @ OP, if you really wan see the devil, na easy waka be that.

Just wear white commot outside by 12 midnight. Bring white fowl, 1 kolanut, 1 tortoise and 2 eggs.

Sprinkle the fowl's blood at the root of a big tree. Break the two eggs and then dance for 7 minutes.

Better breeze go begin blow - do not run.

The home boy go come gist you afterwards.

can we go together?

I just wanna see Mikel play!
J. Mou is really really fucking up!

Presently living as if am married. Too many restrictions, too disciplined and too principled.
Oh Lord! I hope am not missing out.

99cent: [size=16pt]THIS IS RAPEEE[/size]

o ri e o pe!

Tamax: Yes ooo... Lively bro... Nt like b4 way be say all long post with big big grammers like say pastor dey preach for church to collect tite go full the thread
¤Enjoy ao e dey clean now¤

hmmmm! who exactly are you referring to?

seeing is believing!

Make i see am first, i go believe am after.

Oh my God!
How did these people get here?

Now see what our leaders thoughtlessness has caused. Somebody committed a crime, you gave him scholarship yet you are expecting others not to do the same.

badmrkt: "A bréæ§t at hand is better than a thousand in their holdings" -¹Badmrkt ½...¾...⁴⅝

hhmmmmm dirty!
***spits***

Yes, i know we have "kids" here but there some with common sense that you cannot but read their post more than once.

Mine goes thus-

"IF TRULY YOU HAVE SOMETHING OF VALUE TO ADD TO AN ORGANISATION, ITS JUST A MATTER OF TIME, THAT JOB WILL FIND YOU!!!" - rman

Spot on or what do you think?

Anyway, share yours.

simple

It is clear in NATURE!!!

Korad26: What some students studied in uniersity is useless e.g somene 1 dat sudied zoology, where wld such person work?

presidential villa.
I know of one person!

san001: No matter wot we say here we make much diff though but d fact remains that Mikel has alwaiys bn a lazy personality ,even on d field of play not until u challenge him for important occassions. No wonder he wud choose to rott on d bench when he knows he has no chance of of active game..a determine player wudn't mind going out on loan to always be in form.

The Igbo boy dnt care as long as cheques are coming in. I pray there arise someone to challenge him for his role in the super eagle.

If i should say what i had in mind for you, i bet you na seun himself go ban me for life!

Omo ale jatijati!

The Writer:
I can accomplish a lot more doing absolutely nothing on my bed than going to church.

Exactly my excuse before i started attending latter rain assembly. Now, am on record of like 60 weeks straight without missing a day.
To God Be The Glory!

farochron: Man U oya come and post

This season I'm not walking alone. Suarez to be back for the war at old trafford.

if he doesnt bite somebody befor then!

***strolls in and looks around***

Damn! So this is just for argument.i was thinking the match was today.

***turns back and slams the door***

like 280 messages within a week from Etisalat. you dare not check your balance, na textmessage them go use reply you. Whatever happened to co ordination.
Airtel and access bank are so useless when it comes to this issue.How can you keep sending messages to somebody that is not interested,na by force? Even mtn is not left out.

Bike! Drop me here abeg!!!
Aboki, give me onions .
How much!
Like 100!
O boi,u wan go sell?
Nooooo, i wan chop am.
Ehn ehn,ok all go cost N5000!
Ok no problem.

***pays,peels one and starts munlching.***

one idi.ot dey disturb me for here o. U enter viewing centre come dey ask stupid question

1, who score for chelsea?
2, na first half dem dey?
3, mikel dey play?
4, philip lahm dey dere?

Guy, are you mad? Dem off tv?