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Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by blacksta(m): 11:06pm On Sep 14, 2010
classic bar - where you come to crack joke and leave - it is not mandatory for you to sleep with the audience tongue
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by Idowuogbo(f): 11:07pm On Sep 14, 2010
Moyola:

ehn ehn! dhatz wot yu applied! shocked cheesy
yes now d wan wey your bruda remain 4 u  , i use am  wen downstairs refuse to grow , i wanted 2 feel adolescent
nonsense dont  let me gist dem how u enter puberty finish oo
my darling aburo kiss kiss kiss kiss
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by Vic2k3(m): 11:07pm On Sep 14, 2010
Don't worry my efe am right here. Jxt that am not in the mood(manu's bluff) to talk to anybody but u. So i'm listening to una convo.
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by EfemenaXY: 11:11pm On Sep 14, 2010
blacksta:

classic bar - where you come to crack joke and leave - it is not mandatory for you to sleep with the audience tongue

To crack joke nor be do or die affair - abi you wan crack joke to the walls?

you no go level with peeps abi? and whose talking about sleeping (spoilt boi!) cheesy cheesy

Close your eyes if e dey worry you too much tongue tongue
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by blacksta(m): 11:13pm On Sep 14, 2010
Efemena_xy:

To crack joke nor be do or die affair - abi you wan crack joke to the walls?

you no go level with peeps abi? and whose talking about sleeping (spoilt boi!) cheesy cheesy

Close your eyes if e dey worry you too much tongue tongue

That what is happening in this section - People crack joke with the aim of finding a husband or wife - grin
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by EfemenaXY: 11:17pm On Sep 14, 2010
really?? shocked shocked shocked

warrabout your french romance with cynthoney on top of the eiffel tower??

I nor complain wen dat one dey sweet u for body o!!

or your romp with s.ex.y ms dyt nko? tongue tongue tongue
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by Vic2k3(m): 11:18pm On Sep 14, 2010
Abeg blacksta no kill me wit ur joke in sentence format.

Btw its been a year i saw a blackie joke wetin happen? I hope say government neva ban u because of spoilt jokes cheesy
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by Idowuogbo(f): 11:19pm On Sep 14, 2010
abi oo
koboko am  he derserve pankere  grin grin grin grin

Efemena_xy:

really?? shocked shocked shocked

warrabout your french romance with cynthoney on top of the eiffel tower??

I nor complain wen dat one dey sweet u for body o!!

or your romp with s.ex.y ms dyt nko? tongue tongue tongue
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by EfemenaXY: 11:36pm On Sep 14, 2010
^^ im don run comot

<phew!!>

thank goodness!!

which other bad belle pessin still remain for dis thread now?
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by EfemenaXY: 11:39pm On Sep 14, 2010
I need my baby!!

Baby stay with me pls. . .can't see, hear or feel you. . . sad sad sad
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by Vic2k3(m): 11:57pm On Sep 14, 2010
Oooooöopps must hve gotten carried away . So wassup? cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by EfemenaXY: 12:02am On Sep 15, 2010
nuffin

Just needing you sorely - really badly. . .
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by Vic2k3(m): 12:05am On Sep 15, 2010
Was jxt listening 2 lagbaja's song ' did i ' . 9ice song. So what are u doing? The usual? wink wink
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by EfemenaXY: 12:08am On Sep 15, 2010
Nope - not yet. . .maybe l8er

just want to concentrate on you tonight that's all - no distractions. . .

kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by EfemenaXY: 12:11am On Sep 15, 2010
saw your last post at our favourite resturant

responded to it. . .
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by Vic2k3(m): 12:12am On Sep 15, 2010
Lol. Now u're getting me frightened. Don't tell me that ur arsenal is fully ready and loaded? wink
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by EfemenaXY: 12:14am On Sep 15, 2010
??

Arsenal?? - I don't watch football

you know that baby. . .
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by Vic2k3(m): 12:19am On Sep 15, 2010
I know sweetheart am using the word arsenal as in weapons' hq as a figure of speech meaning . . . .
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by EfemenaXY: 12:25am On Sep 15, 2010
Lol!! - okay, I think I get you now honey. . .

yes, I'm ever ready for you - tonight baby

kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by blacksta(m): 12:40am On Sep 15, 2010
I am. A reformed person no more e_love . Na me u de call bad belle smiley
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by EfemenaXY: 1:51am On Sep 15, 2010
Baby?
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by Vic2k3(m): 1:54am On Sep 15, 2010
Yap. So tell me how're u gonna meet up 2moro. MEHN i jxt 4got the time
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by Vic2k3(m): 1:55am On Sep 15, 2010
Btw i'm worsening the situation by saying more so goodnight angel
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by EfemenaXY: 1:57am On Sep 15, 2010
I'll be here from 9pm onwards darling
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by Vic2k3(m): 2:00am On Sep 15, 2010
Laughs laughs laughs and i did too
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by EfemenaXY: 2:02am On Sep 15, 2010
I love u baby

**kisses him over and over and over and over and over and over again**

Goodnight my sweet honey pie!  kiss kiss kiss kiss
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by Vic2k3(m): 2:03am On Sep 15, 2010
I'm sorry 4 been so stupi.d last weekend i hope i can make up.
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by Vic2k3(m): 2:04am On Sep 15, 2010
Pls efe run and catch some sleep 4 chrissake. kisses her over and over and over
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by EfemenaXY: 2:05am On Sep 15, 2010
it's okay baby - let's not go there now

now give me a proper kiss pls  cheesy cheesy
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by EfemenaXY: 2:06am On Sep 15, 2010
now that's berra!!

good night darling - l8er!!

kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by ElementG(m): 8:39am On Sep 15, 2010
awww, i missed alot yesterday night sad sad sad
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by Idowuogbo(f): 12:00pm On Sep 15, 2010
ife no u dint , notin special jare
same all efe and vicks e-mojoing grin grin grin grin

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