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Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by ElementG(m): 7:59pm On Sep 15, 2010
*sits down somewhere, sipping champaigne and watching d scene*
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by Idowuogbo(f): 8:02pm On Sep 15, 2010
Vic2k3:

Thank God u're here. So ido tell me y u wan kill element my junior brother?
guy wetin sey no b toto born am , if he decides to loose breathe on top am na crime
abeg sit down and have palmwine on ,mi joor
newscaster , towncrier
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by ElementG(m): 8:11pm On Sep 15, 2010
i really av a wifey, oh sorry girl friend (since u decided to cancel d wedding on dat day u got mad at me) cry cry cry
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by Vic2k3(m): 8:11pm On Sep 15, 2010
Ido Never mind element will try his best to handle you. Cos in our family we don't lose challenges like that. So no long thing.
Btw i wan go watch champions league so u 2 can . . . . . wink
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by Idowuogbo(f): 8:18pm On Sep 15, 2010
^yeye pkin
vamoose jorr, catch ya see ya
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by ElementG(m): 8:21pm On Sep 15, 2010
my darling, i want to go and watch d match too ok, dont worry i will run home as soon as d match ends so dat we can go for dat horse riding wink wink wink cheesy cheesy cheesy kiss kiss kiss kiss
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by Idowuogbo(f): 8:22pm On Sep 15, 2010
okies darling dont b long cus i dey on ontop slow motion dey await u okay
kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by ElementG(m): 8:29pm On Sep 15, 2010
okie dokie, dont worry my sweety, i will be back for u before ur hormones cool down, tonight will be steaming hot ok? kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kissluv kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kissu kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by Idowuogbo(f): 8:36pm On Sep 15, 2010
okay kiss kiss kiss kiss
lastly ife mi are u a gunner fan
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by ElementG(m): 8:38pm On Sep 15, 2010
maybe na there we no go match ooo, i be blues fan cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by Idowuogbo(f): 8:39pm On Sep 15, 2010
are u a bluey for reallllll
kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
damn we equate so gud mehn
let no 1 put aspanda grin grin grin grin cool
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by ElementG(m): 8:41pm On Sep 15, 2010
u gotta be kidding me shocked shocked shocked shocked, so ur a blues fan grin grin grin grin, infact

*element kneels in front of idowu, and brings out d precious ring he had been keeping for soo long, and proposes marriage to her*
kiss kiss kiss kiss
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by Idowuogbo(f): 8:44pm On Sep 15, 2010
omg shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
did u jus e-propose
jesus wey efe come and ccccccc ooo
damn i comot 4 market .chei god u gud oo
she kisses him y not babay , yes babay , yessssssssssssssssssssssssss
kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by ElementG(m): 8:48pm On Sep 15, 2010
take it easy na, u wan spoil lips before pastor talk "u may kiss ur bride"?, so dont worry we'll decide on it later when other peeps on Nland knw about it kiss kiss kiss
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by Idowuogbo(f): 8:55pm On Sep 15, 2010
ok darling u got me so excited now , hmm my wedding dress go get mermaid shape
and efe and stud go b my bridesmaids
vicks go b our ring bearer
oga ben go b best man
blackiie go b d limo driver tongue tongue tongue
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by ElementG(m): 8:57pm On Sep 15, 2010
just chill ok? we will talk about dat at home, gotta go baby, see ya later kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by Idowuogbo(f): 8:59pm On Sep 15, 2010
okay bye my e-fiance muahhhh kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
c u @ home darling
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by blacksta(m): 9:49pm On Sep 15, 2010
which home - the one for cyber village or another - lol
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by Idowuogbo(f): 9:53pm On Sep 15, 2010
^limo driver howdy
u eenh , make i no shout
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by EfemenaXY: 9:56pm On Sep 15, 2010
Element G:

u gotta be kidding me shocked shocked shocked shocked, so your a blues fan grin grin grin grin, infact

*element kneels in front of idowu, and brings out d precious ring he had been keeping for soo long, and proposes marriage to her*
kiss kiss kiss kiss

OH. . .MY. . .GAWD!!  shocked shocked shocked

Baby Girl!! Welcome to the e-married women's club!  cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

So, U R officially a big girl now - Congrats dearie  kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by Idowuogbo(f): 10:00pm On Sep 15, 2010
yes oo efe , i have bin smilling all day , omo i go travel go tell mama 4 aba sey butter don reach bread
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by EfemenaXY: 10:02pm On Sep 15, 2010
Lol!!

Babes I'm happy for you!

Element na better person jor!

So, how does it feel to officially be Mrs Element now?  cheesy grin
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by Idowuogbo(f): 10:06pm On Sep 15, 2010
hmm o gal
mehn d feeeling is incredible but i am luking forward to d big day
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by EfemenaXY: 10:10pm On Sep 15, 2010
^^hehehe  grin grin grin

One of these days, we 4 need to go on a double e-date!!

watcha think girl?? cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by blacksta(m): 10:29pm On Sep 15, 2010
nonsense grin
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by Idowuogbo(f): 10:32pm On Sep 15, 2010
Efemena_xy:

^^hehehe  grin grin grin

One of these days, we 4 need to go on a double e-date!!

watcha think girl?? cheesy cheesy cheesy
am game gal wich day make we fix e-date
am sure its gonna b a laf , away from cosnovo pikin peeking dier nose tru oda folks bisnezz
u beta go and find sumrin bera to do like a vigil in front of home office , dem no demself
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by EfemenaXY: 10:36pm On Sep 15, 2010
blacksta:

nonsense grin

^^ Go sleep man - tis past your bedtime. . .

Idowuogbo:

am game gal wich day make we fix e-date
am sure its gonna b a laf , away from cosnovo pikin peeking dier nose tru oda folks bisnezz
u beta go and find sumrin bera to do like a vigil in front of home office , dem no demself

It will be fun - moi is sure of it!! wink wink

I think it's best if the guyz R here too, to help pick a day

but for now, all I can think of is either Sat evening or anytime Sunday. . .
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by blacksta(m): 10:40pm On Sep 15, 2010
Id na me u dey yab like this - na so life be
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by Idowuogbo(f): 10:43pm On Sep 15, 2010
^ kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
are u a refugee , i meant dem now buda oni benz wink cool cool
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by blacksta(m): 10:50pm On Sep 15, 2010
Abeg no kisses - i dont want trouble from your e_lover - lol
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by EfemenaXY: 10:57pm On Sep 15, 2010
ID I sure say your hubby dey wait you for house o!

una nor get mission to accomplish girl?

abeg leave your ex alone jor! tongue tongue
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by Idowuogbo(f): 11:04pm On Sep 15, 2010
i wasnt doing notin wiv him , jus talkin evryrin is open hia now abeg no put me 4 wahala oo
no1 but my pero, d guy make my borri do gis gis ,

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