Pls guys help me on this.
I was going to the junction yesterday. So on the way I met one of my course mate.
We were close but not very close as I have not been to her house before neither has she been to mine.
She called out to me " Joe! How far, where you dey go, Make I come? Joy go dey?"
She had a beautiful body, big ass, nice boobs and a sweet face.
I was actually going to the junction to help myself to some plates of peppersoup and some bottles of malt. I also had enough money to spend on her too.
" So I answered " come on, sure sure joy go dey."
With that she followed me to the junction and I branched my favorite restaurant. I ordered a plate of chicken peppersoup and two bottles of Malta Guinness. I also ordered for her.
At the end I spent #2000 naira on myself and #2500 on her.
The 500 naira was from the suya she bought from one aboki man.
She actually asked me if she could buy it and I let her know it was okay.
She tried to get to share the suya with me but I was already full and knew I would throw up if I tried to add anything more.
After we were through I bade her goodbye but she insisted on following me to my house. Since there was nobody in my house that I didn't want her to see.
I let her follow me.
As soon as we got to my house, she requested to use the bathroom and I showed her. She went in quickly.
After some seconds I began to wonder what she was doing in there. So I peeped through the little hole in the wall.
She was actually standing under the shower head and was bathing.
But she was also shaving, well actually smoothening things up.
Satisfied that she wasn't up to any mischief I relaxed and picked up a book to read and wait for her.
After a while she came out of the bathroom with my towel wrapped around her and sat on my bed.
So I started up a little conversation with her.
I found out after a while that she was getting less and less interested in the conversation and was having a look of an impatient and a frustrated person.
Nevertheless I continued my discussion. We stayed for like an hour before I remembered that I have to go see my friend.
So I asked her. " I'll be leaving to go see my friend in a minute, are you going to stay or would you leave so that I know whether I should lock the door?"
Instead of answering, she just hissed loudly with disdain and went into the bathroom. Soon she emerged fully dressed and stormed away without even a goodbye.
Please what have I done wrong?

She want to eat Cassava too now!

U did the right thing, she might be planning to set u up if u agreed

SUPERPACK:
U did the right thing, she might be planning to set u up if u agreed

I think so

Make una no dey knock jobs 4 other guys abeg...which kain rubbish talk be dis sef..a girl follow u comot,u spend on her,she return house with u,wan give consolation fvck and u reject am after she don shave dia finish,u come reject am...u won't make heaven..if she no give u let say u been want am,na u 4 still come nairaland to rant about am...everything is wrong with it.

That's tell u that some girls are stupid and can take kind gesture to mean sexual advances... She wants to use sex to trade for ur nice gesture.... Since u Don do like Joseph for bible which is cool, she go paint u black and blue oo.

Only few guys can pass that test. Well done.

She had a beautiful body, big ass, nice boobs and a sweet face.
I no read again

What hoes use to trap weak perverted souls


But if na your guy now "na my house I dey go" would have been the answer...


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donbachi:
Make una no dey knock jobs 4 other guys abeg...which kain rubbish talk be dis sef..a girl follow u comot,u spend on her,she return house with u,wan give consolation fvck and u reject am after she don shave dia finish,u come reject am...u won't make heaven..if she no give u let say u been want am,na u 4 still come nairaland to rant about am...everything is wrong with it.

... nobody every hole person Dey drill...
Haaa, Self control Dey important..
lol

Where the devil cannot go, he sends a woman!

Rosay15:
... nobody every hole person Dey drill...
Haaa, Self control Dey important..
lol

i understand.but,his was way 2much...no be mata of "no be every hole person dey drill"..opportunity comes but once..i bet u,he will start falling in love with her,she no go accept am again.

AJIBOLA840:
Pls guys help me on this.
I was going to the junction yesterday. So on the way I met one of my course mate.
We were close but not very close as I have not been to her house before neither has she been to mine.
She called out to me " Joe! How far, where you dey go, Make I come? Joy go dey?"
She had a beautiful body, big ass, nice boobs and a sweet face.
I was actually going to the junction to help myself to some plates of peppersoup and some bottles of malt. I also had enough money to spend on her too.
" So I answered " come on, sure sure joy go dey."
With that she followed me to the junction and I branched my favorite restaurant. I ordered a plate of chicken peppersoup and two bottles of Malta Guinness. I also ordered for her.
At the end I spent #2000 naira on myself and #2500 on her.
The 500 naira was from the suya she bought from one aboki man.
She actually asked me if she could buy it and I let her know it was okay.
She tried to get to share the suya with me but I was already full and knew I would throw up if I tried to add anything more.
After we were through I bade her goodbye but she insisted on following me to my house. Since there was nobody in my house that I didn't want her to see.
I let her follow me.
As soon as we got to my house, she requested to use the bathroom and I showed her. She went in quickly.
After some seconds I began to wonder what she was doing in there. So I peeped through the little hole in the wall.
She was actually standing under the shower head and was bathing.
But she was also shaving, well actually smoothening things up.
Satisfied that she wasn't up to any mischief I relaxed and picked up a book to read and wait for her.
After a while she came out of the bathroom with my towel wrapped around her and sat on my bed.
So I started up a little conversation with her.
I found out after a while that she was getting less and less interested in the conversation and was having a look of an impatient and a frustrated person.
Nevertheless I continued my discussion. We stayed for like an hour before I remembered that I have to go see my friend.
So I asked her. " I'll be leaving to go see my friend in a minute, are you going to stay or would you leave so that I know whether I should lock the door?"
Instead of answering, she just hissed loudly with disdain and went into the bathroom. Soon she emerged fully dressed and stormed away without even a goodbye.
Please what have I done wrong?

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Someone should please help me with that dodo leleyi meme

chai!

did dz really happen?

Whats happeninq here @ OP ?
is she the girl u were talkinq about dat walkd out on U?
nawa nothinq musa no qo see 4 gate !

vickyhow:
Whats happeninq here @ OP ?

is she the girl u were talkinq about dat walkd out on U?

nawa nothinq musa no qo see 4 gate !

Do not mistake me for the girl
I dnt know this idiot from nowhere except here which is nairaland
He started by quoting me when someone asked "if you can date someone without sex" nd i stated my opinion nd this stupid guy has the guts to quote me, calling me slut etc someone that i dnt even know o
Simply because here is anoymous forum
I have told my boyfriend about him nd he said if i could get his number they will trace him nd get him arrested for online bullying nd thank goodness i saw his number on a thread,i will post it for everyone to see,i will never slutshame any girl online no more

Pettyprincess2:

Do not mistake me for the girl
I dnt know this idiot from nowhere except here which is nairaland
He started by quoting me when someone asked "if you can date someone without sex" nd i stated my opinion nd this stupid guy has the guts to quote me, calling me slut etc someone that i dnt even know o
Simply because here is anoymous forum
I have told my boyfriend about him nd he said if i could get his number they will trace him nd get him arrested for online bullying nd thank goodness i saw his number on a thread,i will post it for everyone to see,i will never slutshame any girl online no more

AJIBOLA840!
c'mon u are older than this man!

and you (pettyprincess2) should'nt b quotinq his posts brandishinq him, coz he offended u, rather carry on wid ur intentions of dealinq with him!
by the way, Think twice b4 u go on with the plan, the cost of tracinq, cost of filinq report to police!

c'mon Bae itz not worth the stress abeq! Cos of some trivial comments

vickyhow:


AJIBOLA840!
c'mon u are older than this man!

and you (pettyprincess2) should'nt b quotinq his posts brandishinq him, coz he offended u, rather carry on wid ur intentions of dealinq with him!
by the way, Think twice b4 u go on with the plan, the cost of tracinq, cost of filinq report to police!

c'mon Bae itz not worth the stress abeq! Cos of some trivial comments

I am not even in Nigeria for nw o,bt if is about money i am ready to pay anything
Some people just need to be put in their rightful place
How can you come online nd be calling someone you never knew of "olosho" insulting their parents just to feel about his miserable life
This idiot is still a student o,if he is jobless he should just read nd pass
If you check my other account you will see my picture nd everything,i have nothing to hide because i dnt look for people's trouble
Guys here are really fond slut shaming every girls nd claiming they slept with her just to feel good about themselves!!!

vickyhow:


AJIBOLA840!
c'mon u are older than this man!

and you (pettyprincess2) should'nt b quotinq his posts brandishinq him, coz he offended u, rather carry on wid ur intentions of dealinq with him!
by the way, Think twice b4 u go on with the plan, the cost of tracinq, cost of filinq report to police!

c'mon Bae itz not worth the stress abeq!
Cos of some trivial comments

OK I will delete it

Pettyprincess2:

Do not mistake me for the girl
I dnt know this idiot from nowhere except here which is nairaland
He started by quoting me when someone asked "if you can date someone without sex" nd i stated my opinion nd this stupid guy has the guts to quote me, calling me slut etc someone that i dnt even know o
Simply because here is anoymous forum
I have told my boyfriend about him nd he said if i could get his number they will trace him nd get him arrested for online bullying nd thank goodness i saw his number on a thread,i will post it for everyone to see,i will never slutshame any girl online no more

That fake number, but let end the fight .
I will delete it , I don't like causing trouble

Pettyprincess2:

I am not even in Nigeria for nw o,bt if is about money i am ready to pay anything
Some people just need to be put in their rightful place
How can you come online nd be calling someone you never knew of "olosho" insulting their parents just to feel about his miserable life
This idiot is still a student o,if he is jobless he should just read nd pass
If you check my other account you will see my picture nd everything,i have nothing to hide because i dnt look for people's trouble
Guys here are really fond slut shaming every girls nd claiming they slept with her just to feel good about themselves!!!

am sorry boss man I have delete that thing .
Help me to beg her I will not do it again

Pettyprincess2:

I am not even in Nigeria for nw o,bt if is about money i am ready to pay anything
Some people just need to be put in their rightful place
How can you come online nd be calling someone you never knew of "olosho" insulting their parents just to feel about his miserable life
This idiot is still a student o,if he is jobless he should just read nd pass
If you check my other account you will see my picture nd everything,i have nothing to hide because i dnt look for people's trouble
Guys here are really fond slut shaming every girls nd claiming they slept with her just to feel good about themselves!!!

Issoryt Bae!

just Fashi the matter.
BTW what's ur other moniker ?
(i mean other account u claim to have)

vickyhow:


Issoryt Bae!

just Fashi the matter.
BTW what's ur other moniker ?
(i mean other account u claim to have)

Pettyprincess