miltonchux:
MARTIAL BED.

My wife says no sex until her mother leaves our house.
FROM A MALE READER:

I'm happily married with two young kids ages 2 and 4. We stay in a 2-bedroom apartment and usually leave the connecting door ajar so that if the kids wake up during the night they may have access to our room to seek comfort, which is very frequent especially during these noisy thunder storms.

My problem started with the arrival of my mother-in-law, less than a week ago to spend 2 months. Of course, she sleeps with her grand kids in their room.

This doesn’t stop them from frequenting our room during the night, so the door is still left ajar. Much to my amazement, my wife has now told me that she will no longer allow us to copulate during the time her mother is with us. She said her mum scolded her and feels we are rude to engage in lovemaking knowing fully well that she is in the adjoining room.

My wife has always feared her mum so it is impossible for me to convince her that this is her house, not her mum’s. I don’t see myself going one week without sex, talk less of 2 months! Is it my fault that the bed creaks or that my wife has to make noise at her height of ecstasy?

I feel that my mother-in-law is being very intrusive and insensitive and I’m prepared to talk to her and ask her to leave if she insists on tormenting my wife, but I know that my wife won’t find it funny at all.

What should I do?

BitmapStudios:
Baba werey ni yin sir. Stand alone in life bawo?

enemyofprogress:
Yes o. She just dey jealous her daughter

castro316:


If you are wise your mumsy should be the one to leave your house...that is if he is trying to put what God has joined together asunder. No man should come between you and your wife

Tobastar:

Now i understand that indeed you are an enemy of progress ... Just save it

donziggyman:
I swear I don't know what you're talking about. you de give advise or you de tell the man to knack mother and daughter?

Theyoungmatron:
You got the point. The wife is just self conscious, those of us from strict homes will understand. Feels like you are committing a mortal sin. Can't even touch hubby in the presence of my parents. Ewww

deltateam:


Cover her mouth with tape or foam.

stupidity:
Some people nor deh reason shar. Must the sex be done under your roof?

What stops you from going to a nice bar with your wife, after drinking and eating whatever, lodge in nice hotel and fire down. 10k/10min maximum, you two are done and get back home.

Shay Na only olosho una sabi carry go hotel ni?

stupidity:
Some people nor deh reason shar. Must the sex be done under your roof?

What stops you from going to a nice bar with your wife, after drinking and eating whatever, lodge in nice hotel and fire down. 10k/10min maximum, you two are done and get back home.

Shay Na only olosho una sabi carry go hotel ni?

Slimsly100:



Nice one from someone whose moniker is Stupidity.
Wow!!!

sexy74:

Does the African culture preludes the mother from respecting the union because she knows they are having sex.
Let me tell you if the mother should come in in announced and saw them having sex going by the African culture she has to apologize .
Let’s not use sentiments to make something bad good because it involves a mother inlaw.

Omudia11:
Keep Calm. Your blood is too hot. So you'd have all these insults for your MIL in real life if she offended you. Na wa.

Pat081:
Why will mother in law stay with her daughter for 2 months sir? ??what of her own husband ?d woman should let them b

ngwababe:


Brother, iwu iti!

Deepfeel:

Just cause it's your house doesn't mean your guest should be uncomfortable in it,
People do all they can to make their guest feel at home in their house, you see people preparing specail meals they don't usually prepare just to please their guest you see people changing old stuff around the house replacing them with new once just to make their guest comfortable , so it's Simon's responsibility to make his guest feel comfortable in his home

sexy74:

So for your guest to be comfortable the person has to control your house abi?

Deepfeel:

Stop acting childish, the mother is just uncomfortable hearing the both of you f*ck noisily in the next room even though it's your house just respect the old lady this few months, you can have sex anywhere it must not be in the room at night, why not have some bathroom sex or kitchen sex, Biko it's an opportunity to spice up the sex exploring other places apart from the bed in the room

castro316:
call whatever you like. If you want to succeed in marriage don't let outsider determine what happens in your house. I can see you haven't married yet. You never see anything.

stupidity:
are you liking me? If yes say it now or forever remain silence

Callertunez:
Her mum should invite her husband too... So that everybody go dey alright....