Karl Marx

Freehuman:
Man is born free but everywhere he is in chains.

Solution: Get the mattress on the floor, gag her mouth at thesame time ensuring her nostrils are free for ventilation; do your thing !!

Karl Marx
[No. Jean Jack Rosseau]

Lol... Your sex moans be turning mama on oninown. Mama still dey catch feelings ni? Find boifriend for her mum or shortlive her vaca for ur place.

BULLIONVAN4:
*Spits* this type of man can f¤ck his wife 2days after child birth even in the theatre.

***I hia you*****

comshots:
Na she go leave my house not my mumsy.

read the gist well again.

miltonchux:
MARTIAL BED.

My wife says no sex until her mother leaves our house.
FROM A MALE READER:

I'm happily married with two young kids ages 2 and 4. We stay in a 2-bedroom apartment and usually leave the connecting door ajar so that if the kids wake up during the night they may have access to our room to seek comfort, which is very frequent especially during these noisy thunder storms.

My problem started with the arrival of my mother-in-law, less than a week ago to spend 2 months. Of course, she sleeps with her grand kids in their room.

This doesn’t stop them from frequenting our room during the night, so the door is still left ajar. Much to my amazement, my wife has now told me that she will no longer allow us to copulate during the time her mother is with us. She said her mum scolded her and feels we are rude to engage in lovemaking knowing fully well that she is in the adjoining room.

My wife has always feared her mum so it is impossible for me to convince her that this is her house, not her mum’s. I don’t see myself going one week without sex, talk less of 2 months! Is it my fault that the bed creaks or that my wife has to make noise at her height of ecstasy?

I feel that my mother-in-law is being very intrusive and insensitive and I’m prepared to talk to her and ask her to leave if she insists on tormenting my wife, but I know that my wife won’t find it funny at all.

What should I do?

I hope your mother-in-law is not a witch or else, why would she interfere in your matrimonial issue? Abi she wan make you kolobi her too? If not, she should be happy that you and her daughter enjoy are happily married which is what most most mother-in-laws pray for.

However, I think you need to handle this matter with utmost care so that it won't cause wahala between you and your wife. Be wise like a father and a husband. Devil comes in different forms, size and shape. I am sure you can as well take your wife out and have good times with her.

It's the moaning that is disrespectful.

miltonchux:
MARTIAL BED.

My wife says no sex until her mother leaves our house.
FROM A MALE READER:

I'm happily married with two young kids ages 2 and 4. We stay in a 2-bedroom apartment and usually leave the connecting door ajar so that if the kids wake up during the night they may have access to our room to seek comfort, which is very frequent especially during these noisy thunder storms.

My problem started with the arrival of my mother-in-law, less than a week ago to spend 2 months. Of course, she sleeps with her grand kids in their room.

This doesn’t stop them from frequenting our room during the night, so the door is still left ajar. Much to my amazement, my wife has now told me that she will no longer allow us to copulate during the time her mother is with us. She said her mum scolded her and feels we are rude to engage in lovemaking knowing fully well that she is in the adjoining room.

My wife has always feared her mum so it is impossible for me to convince her that this is her house, not her mum’s. I don’t see myself going one week without sex, talk less of 2 months! Is it my fault that the bed creaks or that my wife has to make noise at her height of ecstasy?

I feel that my mother-in-law is being very intrusive and insensitive and I’m prepared to talk to her and ask her to leave if she insists on tormenting my wife, but I know that my wife won’t find it funny at all.

What should I do?

Having noisy love making that will disturb the neighborhood and your kids especially is not good. Forget about mama, what about the kids? They will soon be inquisitive to know what makes that noise? Why is mummy shouting etc.

Start closing your bedroom door. Madam should learn to reduce her voice during the act but if she can't, then always keep handkerchief to beside you which you would use to stuff her mouth.

fortunejum:

Why the noise? Noise of what? Please can a lady in the house put me to light.

Didn't you read the story?

You have the kitchen and bathroom make use of it, or go to hotel sex can be done anywhere around the house

grandstar:


Her mum still needs to respect the fact they are a married couple. She's a visitor.

I don't understand this respect you people are talking about the old lady just don't want to be disturbed with sexual noises at night why did they allow her to visit in the first place? Its their responsibility to make her comfortable since they allowed her to visit

comshots:
Na she go leave my house not my mumsy.

this chief executive fool did nt read b4 splitting rubish, this is more reason u repeat d same class and later beging nairalander to pay ur school fee.

Just because of 40 seconds

Carry Vaseline enter bathroom �

Why would you be having sex with your wife with the door opened and the kids can walk in any moment. Kids of this age are smart, they might have been watching you or if they wake and hear mum moaning or screaming, they might wanna come check out and that isn't ideal.

As for the MIL, una wan use konji kill her? Abeg pity the poor lady, closing the door might be a simple solution since grandma is with the kids

DO THIS, AND EVERYONE WILL BE ALRIGHT LAS LAS

chris81964:
Leave your mother in law at home with the children. Go away for the weekend with your wife.

topcatking:
Chill Bro. You won't die.

Your MIL's visit will son be over.


When the hunter acts aloof and sits still, the prey will come calling/investigating/pestering.

Be the Hunter.

Focus on work, play with the kids and hang out with your guys.

Your madam will feel she is being ignored, so she will come and woo/tempt you with what she thinks you like (which is what you want anyway).

Don't capitulate immediately. Chill.

1ce, 2ce.... then ...its all yours.

Win the game in your head. You don't have to fight or argue about it.

Bros......... 3 gbosa for your head. GBOSA GBOSA GBOSAAAA. You too much, may your sense continue to grow.

comshots:
Na she go leave my house not my mumsy.

chief executive of fools read very wel b4 spliting rubish , dis is more reasn u repeat d same class and your type end up in distbn nairalander 4 school fee.

Why 2 months?
She should spend 2 weeks and go back to her husband's house...
Be in charge of your family Bro...

Katier00:
Why is she spending 2 month s

you go like sex no be small

I really don't believed your month say so

comshots:
Na she go leave my house not my mumsy.

Can't she enjoy sex quitely? Must she be sounding ash osh ash osh during love making? If the bed screach, spice things up by doing doggy style, by that, there is no need for bed. Or better still take her out and enjoy yourself. This shouldn't make you think of cheating ooo because if you try it hmmmm...

Pat081:
Lol, send mama to market or ask her to take the children to school b4 she cum back u re done with two or more arounds

Bad guy

Deepfeel:

She's not staying there forever just for awhile let's be humans for once, I personally won't feel comfortable having sex with my wife and she's moaning in loud tunes while my mother or my mother in-law is in the next room disturbed with the noise no it's not right, I won't even want to hear my next door neighbor disturb me with loud night prayers talk less of sexual noises

I agree with u.


The man should chill for a while.



At least, out of respect for his MIL.


Staying without sex for a while, won't kill him.



Or better still, he should patronise an hotel.

Callertunez:
Her mum should invite her husband too... So that everybody go dey alright....

Kaii if nairalander bi buhari adviser naija for don better ..... But if MIL finish her own rounds before dem problem go still dey na

Call your father in-law and report the issue

You are such a big fool to think of sending your mother in-law away because of sex. U mean there's no way to go about this without causing problem between you and the woman?

Then approach her mother if she will allow you. Or tell her mother to go leave your house this morning.

Callertunez:
Her mum should invite her husband too... So that everybody go dey alright....

You bad.

Then wait

joylegacie7:
damnnnn............................ not in my life i can ever imagine a man bring family matter to the public... so childish though, some women are more matured sha........

what do i know just my own opinion

The op brought it here in a bid to learn how to handle his marital troubles.



And I believe, he has learnt something.



Besides NL is a faceless forum; unlike Facebook, that ur identity is known to all.