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The Nagging Alphas Of Nairaland Song by lilwetdick: 3:06pm On Jul 12
Morning, nag.
afternoon, nag.
evening, nag
when dreaming,nag.
when running, nag.
when writing, nag.
when smoking, nag.
when in church, nag.
when you are not suppose to nag, nag.
when watching news, nag.
when dancing, nag.
when writing exams, nag.
when your pen spoil, nag.
when you are broke, nag.
when she dumps you, nag.
when she didnt agree to date you, nag.
when she says no, nag.
when she doesnt pick your call, nag.
when your father is broke, nag.
when you cant get sex, nag.
when you cant Bleep, nag.
when you cant toast, nag.
when you cant socialise, nag.
when you claim to be alpha, nag.
when in the bush, nag.
when throwing stone, nag.
when pursuing rat, nag.
when farming, nag.
if your laptop spoil, nag.
if your smartphone spoil, nag.
if no food, nag.
when singing, nag.
when sweeping, nag.
when watching tv, nag.
when in the market, nag.
when buying jean, nag.
when buying shirt,nag.
when laughing, nag.
when crying, nag.
when in the toilet,nag.
when on the road, nag.
when in the school, nag.
when in the train station, nag.
when in the office, nag.
on nairaland, nag.
on facebook, nag.
on Instagram, nag.
on twitter, nag.
nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag, nag nag nag nag

nag all over the place, and guess why they nag.... because of women women women women.(2x)

nag all over the place, and guess why they nag.... because of women women women women(2x) na wa oh

pls, for the upcoming artist in the house, compose this song, this can be your hit song grin grin

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Re: The Nagging Alphas Of Nairaland Song by MariaLavina(f): 3:11pm On Jul 12
And the nagging continues..

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Re: The Nagging Alphas Of Nairaland Song by DanDeeBoss(m): 3:20pm On Jul 12
Oh God.... undecided ,Not worth creating a thread for

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Re: The Nagging Alphas Of Nairaland Song by lilwetdick: 3:36pm On Jul 12
DanDeeBoss:
Oh God.... undecided ,Not worth creating a thread for

dont worry the audio version and the studio version will be out soon...wait for it

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Re: The Nagging Alphas Of Nairaland Song by Martinez39: 5:49pm On Jul 12
Hahahahahaha! grin. Boys please, give no attention to this woman. How could ubunja and us cause such great pain? grin. When you are done singing, life goes on and nothing changes. grin

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Re: The Nagging Alphas Of Nairaland Song by ubunja(m): 6:25pm On Jul 12
NEXT MISEDUCATIONS

Approaching Girls With Minimal Risk Of Rejection

How Women Gold Dig You.

Attention & Validation.

The Science Of Shît Testing.

Adam And Eve 3: Masculinity & Femininity.

Adam And Eve 4: Mr & Mrs Unpredictable.


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Posting next week towards the weekend.

Stay Tuned and Stay Alpha.

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Re: The Nagging Alphas Of Nairaland Song by QueenSekxy(f): 6:27pm On Jul 12
Martinez39:
Hahahahahaha! grin. Boys please, give no attention to this woman. How could ubunja and us cause such great pain? grin. When you are done singing, life goes on and nothing changes. grin
Your joblessness is outta this world. I'm even more ashamed you are Igbo.

You maybe one 14year old boy though.

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Re: The Nagging Alphas Of Nairaland Song by Martinez39: 6:31pm On Jul 12
QueenSekxy:

Your joblessness is outta this world. I'm even more ashamed you are Igbo.

You maybe one 14year old boy though.
Thanks for dropping by and giving your unwanted take, I have noticed you. Good day. grin

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Re: The Nagging Alphas Of Nairaland Song by Martinez39: 6:33pm On Jul 12
ubunja:
NEXT MISEDUCATIONS

Approaching Girls With Minimal Risk Of Rejection

How Women Gold Dig You.

Attention & Validation.

The Science Of Shît Testing.

Adam And Eve 3: Masculinity & Femininity.

Adam And Eve 4: Mr & Mrs Unpredictable.


----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Posting next week towards the weekend.

Stay Tuned and Stay Alpha.
Why is lilwetd.ick chasing you about? How hot was the rod you inserted into her anus that she seeks your attention with bitterness and desperation?

Awaiting your miseducations. grin wink

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Re: The Nagging Alphas Of Nairaland Song by AntiBrutus: 6:34pm On Jul 12
QueenSekxy:

Your joblessness is outta this world. I'm even more ashamed you are Igbo.

You maybe one 14year old boy though.

Lol, saw a post where he mentioned the year he took WAEC, added up a bit. I give him 5 more years, he will know it is not by being NL alfa male.

By that time, all the women he is stressing his head with tips would have moved on. Maybe married to men who can't write epistles. He will start arguing with another set of upcoming "feminists"...No be person go tell am.

Where are the former alfa males)
More dogged ones sef...mtcheew grin

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Re: The Nagging Alphas Of Nairaland Song by iLegendd: 6:37pm On Jul 12
You guys are having fun. Keep it up. tongue
Re: The Nagging Alphas Of Nairaland Song by ubunja(m): 6:38pm On Jul 12
Martinez39:
Why is lilwetd.ick chasing you about? How hot was the rod you inserted into her anus that she seeks your attention with bitterness and desperation?

Awaiting your miseducations. grin wink
all publicity is good publicity.

The more she hates the more people are curious about Alphas.


Miseducations definitely dropping.
Re: The Nagging Alphas Of Nairaland Song by Martinez39: 6:51pm On Jul 12
AntiBrutus:


Lol, saw a post where he mentioned the year he took WAEC, added up a bit. I give him 5 more years, he will know it is not by being NL alfa male.

By that time, all the women he is stressing his head with tips would have moved on. Maybe married to men who can't write epistles. He will start arguing with another set of upcoming "feminists"...No be person go tell am.

Where are the former alfa males)
More dogged ones sef...mtcheew grin
You this woman, if you like your ignorance, there is nothing I can do. If you had read my topic titled What the Hell is Wrong With This Set of Married Women?, You would have realised that I intend not to get married or have any relationship till death. If I want children, I will go for surrogate mums and employ housemaids/nanny(until my children can take care of themselves around the house). If I want sex(which I probably wouldn't), I will go for slay queens/prostitutes. I have no time.

Beside, who are these women I give tips to? Can you show me these women? grin

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Re: The Nagging Alphas Of Nairaland Song by QueenSekxy(f): 7:17pm On Jul 12
AntiBrutus:


Lol, saw a post where he mentioned the year he took WAEC, added up a bit. I give him 5 more years, he will know it is not by being NL alfa male.

By that time, all the women he is stressing his head with tips would have moved on. Maybe married to men who can't write epistles. He will start arguing with another set of upcoming "feminists"...No be person go tell am.

Where are the former alfa males)
More dogged ones sef...mtcheew grin
Lol.

Honestly, I'm very much ashamed of him.
His own is just too much.

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Re: The Nagging Alphas Of Nairaland Song by ImaIma1(f): 7:23pm On Jul 12
AntiBrutus:


Lol, saw a post where he mentioned the year he took WAEC, added up a bit. I give him 5 more years, he will know it is not by being NL alfa male.

By that time, all the women he is stressing his head with tips would have moved on. Maybe married to men who can't write epistles. He will start arguing with another set of upcoming "feminists"...No be person go tell am.

Where are the former alfa males)
More dogged ones sef...mtcheew grin


With aging comes maturity. Give it time

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Re: The Nagging Alphas Of Nairaland Song by AntiBrutus: 7:29pm On Jul 12
QueenSekxy:

Lol.

Honestly, I'm very much ashamed of him.
His own is just too much.

He will be alright.
Say e sabi write still dey shark am.

ImaIma1:


With aging comes maturity. Give it time

Naso sis cheesy

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Re: The Nagging Alphas Of Nairaland Song by Tony142: 7:44pm On Jul 12
iLegendd:
You guys are having fun. Keep it up. tongue



Your name just dey give me joy grin
Re: The Nagging Alphas Of Nairaland Song by ThothHermes: 7:47pm On Jul 12
ubunja:
NEXT MISEDUCATIONS

Approaching Girls With Minimal Risk Of Rejection

How Women Gold Dig You.

Attention & Validation.

The Science Of Shît Testing.

Adam And Eve 3: Masculinity & Femininity.

Adam And Eve 4: Mr & Mrs Unpredictable.


----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Posting next week towards the weekend.

Stay Tuned and Stay Alpha.
Ubunjaaaa
You are great.

We are patiently waiting.

People go guzzle sniper tire.

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Re: The Nagging Alphas Of Nairaland Song by Deicide: 8:13pm On Jul 12
So this Guy na Ass licker grin

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Re: The Nagging Alphas Of Nairaland Song by iLegendd: 8:31pm On Jul 12
Tony142:




Your name just dey give me joy grin
Talking about joy, I remember one girl that was always stalking and attacking me on Nairaland in 2016. No matter what I do, she'll attack. She was pretty and I knew she liked me, but I wasn't giving her the attention.

Below is the last attack. She said she derives joy disappointing people like me, but right now, I'm the one deriving joy as I head to the bank every week and month to cash out from all the negative comments I got at that time.

I turned 50% or more of all the negative comments I got here on NL to books and white people are buying it like pure water on Amazon. All it takes is wisdom and creativity.

The word joy gives me joy as shown in the screenshots below.

Every or most replies I give now on Nairaland comes along with advertisement. I can't come and kee myself with argument. Gone are those days. We use eagle's eyes to spot opportunities.

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Re: The Nagging Alphas Of Nairaland Song by iLegendd: 8:32pm On Jul 12
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Re: The Nagging Alphas Of Nairaland Song by Tony142: 9:22pm On Jul 12
iLegendd:
Talking about joy, I remember one girl that was always stalking and attacking me on Nairaland in 2016. No matter what I do, she'll attack. She was pretty and I knew she liked me, but I wasn't giving her the attention.

Below is the last attack. She said she derives joy disappointing people like me, but right now, I'm the one deriving joy as I head to the bank every week and month to cash out from all the negative comments I got at that time.

I turned 50% or more of all the negative comments I got here on NL to books and white people are buying it like pure water on Amazon. All it takes is wisdom and creativity.

The word joy gives me joy as shown in the screenshots below.

Every or most replies I give now on Nairaland comes along with advertisement. I can't come and kee myself with argument. Gone are those days. We use eagle's eyes to spot opportunities.



Lol
Re: The Nagging Alphas Of Nairaland Song by Nobody: 9:25pm On Jul 12
smh undecided

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Re: The Nagging Alphas Of Nairaland Song by Ryan03(m): 10:28pm On Jul 12
DanDeeBoss:
Oh God.... undecided ,Not worth creating a thread for
its high time a thread is created Joor, the nagging is too much

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Re: The Nagging Alphas Of Nairaland Song by Momoney77: 11:36pm On Jul 12
ubunja:
NEXT MISEDUCATIONS

Approaching Girls With Minimal Risk Of Rejection

How Women Gold Dig You.

Attention & Validation.

The Science Of Shît Testing.

Adam And Eve 3: Masculinity & Femininity.

Adam And Eve 4: Mr & Mrs Unpredictable.


----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Posting next week towards the weekend.

Stay Tuned and Stay Alpha.

The Miseducation Gosple
A saviour to recovering nice guys like us, but a thorn in the flesh for Feminist and Traditional women alike. Ladies will do anything, literally ANYTHING to quench this revelation. But the dogged preacher Ubunja The Great is unwavering.

Just for making this miseducations free and posting it on the internet, your name is already marked down as a heaven candidate

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Re: The Nagging Alphas Of Nairaland Song by ubunja(m): 11:54pm On Jul 12
Momoney77:


The Miseducation Gosple
A saviour to recovering nice guys like us, but a thorn in the flesh for Feminist and Traditional women alike. Ladies will do anything, literally ANYTHING to quench this revelation. But the dogged preacher Ubunja The Great is unwavering.

Just for making this miseducations free and posting it on the internet, your name is already marked down as a heaven candidate
thanks

But Traditional women are our greatest allies. People like Amakavula love us.

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Re: The Nagging Alphas Of Nairaland Song by LarryBee1k(m): 7:38am On Jul 13
Martinez39:
Why is lilwetd.ick chasing you about? How hot was the rod you inserted into her anus that she seeks your attention with bitterness and desperation?

Awaiting your miseducations. grin wink


So lilwetdick is a woman?
Re: The Nagging Alphas Of Nairaland Song by kazyhm(m): 8:16am On Jul 13
Q
Re: The Nagging Alphas Of Nairaland Song by DanDeeBoss(m): 8:36am On Jul 13
Ryan03:
its high time a thread is created Joor, the nagging is too much
Alright smiley
Re: The Nagging Alphas Of Nairaland Song by lilbest4(m): 8:44am On Jul 13
AntiBrutus:


Lol, saw a post where he mentioned the year he took WAEC, added up a bit. I give him 5 more years, he will know it is not by being NL alfa male.

By that time, all the women he is stressing his head with tips would have moved on. Maybe married to men who can't write epistles. He will start arguing with another set of upcoming "feminists"...No be person go tell am.

Where are the former alfa males)
More dogged ones sef...mtcheew grin
yet here you are cheesy
You are worse than evening newspaper. Maybe last month's newspaper lol cheesy

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