Try being a nudist, but it's not recognized in your country.

....this is what you get when nature smiles on you, you do not have issues with the 3 basic necessities of life, that is why you remember you have one fetish, when you enter buhari's trap and getting a square meal becomes a dream rather than reality, your stupid fetish will vanish

.......summary is you are too comfortable and the terrestrial forces to cause a stir in your life are on indefinite strike, you are lucky.