Since I was a kid everybody treats me literally the the way they treat wiz and davido. I never understood why. People complimented me for years, they would praise me for even shitying. I grew up with mad self esteem, I literally believed I was a perfect Male creature. Till today , anytime i turn left or right someone is just staring in lust till i wink or frown before they turn away. What people dont realise is that I'm a loner, loser, broke, no skill, no job, no money, impotent, psychopathic, bipolar, depressed, sucidal , no family or friend, no ambition useless creature. You see I have a very bigger than life look. My stature is very good, my face is appealing to them to stare at, but outside and when I talk my English is polished and I'm quite intelligent. But outside all that is a loser who just wished he was dead. Today I walked past a neighbor who kept praising me to his friends, telling me that i should gift him my sunglasses and then asked me how much it costs. I told him 1,000 naira but in reality I bought it for 400 naira. This guy almost got angry with me and kept saying I'm pretending that it's over 5k. When I was walking away I heard him hyping me to his friend, saying I'm such a boss and he admires me alot. I was just thinking to myself "does this guy know I'm actually sucidal" ? How could he since I look good without effort. The one gift that God cursed me with. He made me go through hell in my family and yet made me look like I'm a guy who goes to london weekly. Anyway, I know I will end up killing myself someday but for now this is me the loser guy who everyone admires.

Get a skill here www.nairaland.com/ilegendd

Are you really all what you wrote about yourself or you are just catching cruise??

Can’t believe you are actually going through all this.

I honestly speaking, you're useless

stupidity:
Are you really all what you wrote about yourself or you are just catching cruise??

Can’t believe you are actually going through all this.

Not catching cruise. My sister calls me daily to ensure I haven't done something bad to myself

In the financial sector wen a customer complains, they will ask what is d root cause of the problem?
Yours is simply joblessness. If u were working in PwC or KPMG u wld be too busy to type this epistle here talk less of talking this way
If u came here for solution. Sorry we cannot help u. It's u that will decide to take advantage of your beauty,ability to speak English and intelligence and be fruitful.

Deep.

Eglobalma:
Since I was a kid everybody treats me literally the the way they treat wiz and davido. I never understood why. People complimented me for years, they would praise me for even shitying. I grew up with mad self esteem, I literally believed I was a perfect Male creature. Till today , anytime i turn left or right someone is just staring in lust till i wink or frown before they turn away. What people dont realise is that I'm a loner, loser, broke, no skill, no job, no money, impotent, psychopathic, bipolar, depressed, sucidal , no family or friend, no ambition useless creature. You see I have a very bigger than life look. My stature is very good, my face is appealing to them to stare at, but outside and when I talk my English is polished and I'm quite intelligent. But outside all that is a loser who just wished he was dead. Today I walked past a neighbor who kept praising me to his friends, telling me that i should gift him my sunglasses and then asked me how much it costs. I told him 1,000 naira but in reality I bought it for 400 naira. This guy almost got angry with me and kept saying I'm pretending that it's over 5k. When I was walking away I heard him hyping me to his friend, saying I'm such a boss and he admires me alot. I was just thinking to myself "does this guy know I'm actually sucidal" ? How could he since I look good without effort. The one gift that God cursed me with. He made me go through hell in my family and yet made me look like I'm a guy who goes to london weekly. Anyway, I know I will end up killing myself someday but for now this is me the loser guy who everyone admires.

Eglobalma:
Since I was a kid everybody treats me literally the the way they treat wiz and davido. I never understood why. People complimented me for years, they would praise me for even shitying. I grew up with mad self esteem, I literally believed I was a perfect Male creature. Till today , anytime i turn left or right someone is just staring in lust till i wink or frown before they turn away. What people dont realise is that I'm a loner, loser, broke, no skill, no job, no money, impotent, psychopathic, bipolar, depressed, sucidal , no family or friend, no ambition useless creature. You see I have a very bigger than life look. My stature is very good, my face is appealing to them to stare at, but outside and when I talk my English is polished and I'm quite intelligent. But outside all that is a loser who just wished he was dead. Today I walked past a neighbor who kept praising me to his friends, telling me that i should gift him my sunglasses and then asked me how much it costs. I told him 1,000 naira but in reality I bought it for 400 naira. This guy almost got angry with me and kept saying I'm pretending that it's over 5k. When I was walking away I heard him hyping me to his friend, saying I'm such a boss and he admires me alot. I was just thinking to myself "does this guy know I'm actually sucidal" ? How could he since I look good without effort. The one gift that God cursed me with. He made me go through hell in my family and yet made me look like I'm a guy who goes to london weekly. Anyway, I know I will end up killing myself someday but for now this is me the loser guy who everyone admires.

.....go n watch blue film mennnnnnnn!!!! (No oofeense)

A typical buhary defender, is at home crying, after making mouth outside that he made his vote count.

Smh...

This moniker reeks of the uakari monkey also known as badboibipo

IceColdVeins:
This moniker reeks of the uakari monkey also known as badboibipo

Lol calling someone u have never seen a monkey, insecure gorilla.

This is why depression and suicide is on the increase. See the harsh comments people are making here instead of trying to help his matter.
Guy, just take it easy with yourself okay? Accept yourself, nobody was made perfect. We all have our flaws. We are made wonderfully by God,
he didn't make any mistake when he made you. Okay? Sometimes inorder to find the meaning of life, I think u have to look beyond yourself and make people smile around you, look for someone who needs help and help the person the way you can, that way, you will find more meaning to life when you show love to people around you. Take care and cheer up

Prism:
This is why depression and suicide is on the increase. See the harsh comments people are making here instead of trying to help his matter.
Guy, just take it easy with yourself okay? Accept yourself, nobody was made perfect. We all have our flaws. We are made wonderfully by God,
he didn't make any mistake when he made you. Okay? Sometimes inorder to find the meaning of life, I think u have to look beyond yourself and make people smile around you, look for someone who needs help and help the person the way you can, that way, you will find more meaning to life when you show love to people around you. Take care and cheer up

I really dont rely on people to make me feel better because I know these same people burnt a 11 year old boy alive in lagos who stole indomie from starving for days. U can Google it if u doubt me. Mothers and kids were watching him die while laughing. The boy was crying like a baby with fire burning him all over. So trust me I am aware of how wicked they are, most of them here will kill anyone if they can guarantee them that they wont be jailed. I have understood life so much, I am my ONLY source of joy. It's just I cant get past my shit, that's my only pain.

IceColdVeins:
This moniker reeks of the uakari monkey also known as badboibipo

You little smelly shit, always trying to portray your ugliness to others. U hate people who look good cuz u wonder why you're so ugly. Ogun kill u , your father and mother will die miserably you bastard. Dey troll me, I will let u know I be omo edo....our badmouth is no 1 in naija. I live to insult people, I will so finish ur life u go Bleep ur mama smelly toto. Bastard

Eglobalma:
Since I was a kid everybody treats me literally the the way they treat wiz and davido. I never understood why. People complimented me for years, they would praise me for even shitying. I grew up with mad self esteem, I literally believed I was a perfect Male creature. Till today , anytime i turn left or right someone is just staring in lust till i wink or frown before they turn away. What people dont realise is that I'm a loner, loser, broke, no skill, no job, no money, impotent, psychopathic, bipolar, depressed, sucidal , no family or friend, no ambition useless creature. You see I have a very bigger than life look. My stature is very good, my face is appealing to them to stare at, but outside and when I talk my English is polished and I'm quite intelligent. But outside all that is a loser who just wished he was dead. Today I walked past a neighbor who kept praising me to his friends, telling me that i should gift him my sunglasses and then asked me how much it costs. I told him 1,000 naira but in reality I bought it for 400 naira. This guy almost got angry with me and kept saying I'm pretending that it's over 5k. When I was walking away I heard him hyping me to his friend, saying I'm such a boss and he admires me alot. I was just thinking to myself "does this guy know I'm actually sucidal" ? How could he since I look good without effort. The one gift that God cursed me with. He made me go through hell in my family and yet made me look like I'm a guy who goes to london weekly. Anyway, I know I will end up killing myself someday but for now this is me the loser guy who everyone admires.

Perhaps you are not seeing what they are seeing. This could be your way to fortune. You may not need job afterall. This might be the big thing for you. Ruminate over this bro. Sit down with pen and paper and write out ways this your "charm" could make legit money for you. Write out people or organisations that could help this your dream. And start implementing them one afterv the other.

You are an attention seeking, narcissistic egomaniac.

Eglobalma:


I really dont rely on people to make me feel better because I know these same people burnt a 11 year old boy alive in lagos who stole indomie from starving for days. U can Google it if u doubt me. Mothers and kids were watching him die while laughing. The boy was crying like a baby with fire burning him all over. So trust me I am aware of how wicked they are, most of them here will kill anyone if they can guarantee them that they wont be jailed. I have understood life so much, I am my ONLY source of joy. It's just I cant get past my shit, that's my only pain.

Easy easy easy nigga!! Quit barking on here like a rabbied neopolitan mastiff, romanceland is not a remedial forum for psychosis specimens

Eglobalma:


I am a little smelly shit, always trying to portray my ugliness to others. I always feel jealous of lunatics cos my prick can be used interchangeably with an ear cotton swab. I hate LADIES who look good cuz I wonder why i am so ugly. Ogun kill me , my father and mother will die miserably cos I am a bastard. I live to insult people, I will so finish my life cos I will soon Bleep my mama smelly toto.what a Bastard I am

Eglobalma:
Since I was a kid everybody treats me literally the the way they treat wiz and davido. I never understood why. People complimented me for years, they would praise me for even shitying. I grew up with mad self esteem, I literally believed I was a perfect Male creature. Till today , anytime i turn left or right someone is just staring in lust till i wink or frown before they turn away. What people dont realise is that I'm a loner, loser, broke, no skill, no job, no money, impotent, psychopathic, bipolar, depressed, sucidal , no family or friend, no ambition useless creature. You see I have a very bigger than life look. My stature is very good, my face is appealing to them to stare at, but outside and when I talk my English is polished and I'm quite intelligent. But outside all that is a loser who just wished he was dead. Today I walked past a neighbor who kept praising me to his friends, telling me that i should gift him my sunglasses and then asked me how much it costs. I told him 1,000 naira but in reality I bought it for 400 naira. This guy almost got angry with me and kept saying I'm pretending that it's over 5k. When I was walking away I heard him hyping me to his friend, saying I'm such a boss and he admires me alot. I was just thinking to myself "does this guy know I'm actually sucidal" ? How could he since I look good without effort. The one gift that God cursed me with. He made me go through hell in my family and yet made me look like I'm a guy who goes to london weekly. Anyway, I know I will end up killing myself someday but for now this is me the loser guy who everyone admires.

My brother from another mother, you just summed up my situation... It's well

funmisticqueen:
You are an attention seeking, narcissistic egomaniac.

quit your senseless Grammer if you don't understand, you mustn't comment just read and pass. OK?.not everything is meant for fun people

Prism:
This is why depression and suicide is on the increase. See the harsh comments people are making here instead of trying to help his matter.
Guy, just take it easy with yourself okay? Accept yourself, nobody was made perfect. We all have our flaws. We are made wonderfully by God,
he didn't make any mistake when he made you. Okay? Sometimes inorder to find the meaning of life, I think u have to look beyond yourself and make people smile around you, look for someone who needs help and help the person the way you can, that way, you will find more meaning to life when you show love to people around you. Take care and cheer up

☒ At least someone with sense. Have a nice morning jare

IceColdVeins:
Easy easy easy nigga!! Quit barking on here like a rabbied neopolitan mastiff, romanceland is not a remedial forum for psychosis specimens

You had to requote me cuz u no get words. Bleep off gorilla

They cannot relate to what they dont understand but are always quick to judge.