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Help! My Blackberry Is Killing Me by kazman7(m): 5:54pm On Dec 06, 2010
LAMENTATIONS OF A GIRLFRIEND
"My sentimental attachment to my BB is reali killing me.I barely have time to work,sleep,eat,hang out.My head is always aching andn the most painful part is that it has drastically reduced my cuddle time with BooBoo.Now,is d'time to destroy it b4 it destroys me,where's'dt hammer,BB must die"
Re: Help! My Blackberry Is Killing Me by Nobody: 5:56pm On Dec 06, 2010
kekekekekeke
Re: Help! My Blackberry Is Killing Me by freecocoa(f): 6:00pm On Dec 06, 2010
I missed my way,sorry.
Re: Help! My Blackberry Is Killing Me by Yorisb: 6:03pm On Dec 06, 2010
Waste of airtime. angry




Keke 'n Pepe!
Re: Help! My Blackberry Is Killing Me by iyatrustee(f): 6:04pm On Dec 06, 2010
@ freecocoa, abeg where is the shortest way out of here? I think I entered the wrong thread grin grin grin grin
Re: Help! My Blackberry Is Killing Me by freecocoa(f): 6:16pm On Dec 06, 2010
iyatrustee:

@ freecocoa, abeg where is the shortest way out of here? I think I entered the wrong thread grin grin grin grin
iya just follow me for back,oya lets go.
Re: Help! My Blackberry Is Killing Me by silvertuke(m): 6:31pm On Dec 06, 2010
What is happening here? Any way let me use this medium to say Hi to my one and only (Freecocoa) I miss you die.
Re: Help! My Blackberry Is Killing Me by 190: 6:33pm On Dec 06, 2010
freecocoa:

iya just follow me for back,oya lets go.

Free Kola hold my hand now

You know theres no light in this thread!!

nepa don seize Light

Lets go outside hold my hand!! angry
Re: Help! My Blackberry Is Killing Me by iyatrustee(f): 6:36pm On Dec 06, 2010
@browntuke, u dey trespass oh and I sure say u no go fit contain the fire if my egbon(Kaymoney£)show face here oh embarassed embarassed embarassed
Re: Help! My Blackberry Is Killing Me by freecocoa(f): 6:40pm On Dec 06, 2010
190:


Free Kola hold my hand now

You know theres no light in this thread!!

nepa don seize Light

Lets go outside hold my hand!! angry

i'm holding iya wiv my right hand and bronzetuke wiv the left but you can take bronzetuke's hand,hurry up abeg am not supposed to still be here by now.
Re: Help! My Blackberry Is Killing Me by iyatrustee(f): 6:46pm On Dec 06, 2010
@freecocoa, u re walking too fast for my liking. Haba, e pass this yeye thread wey we dey run from? Take am easy abeg BTW, u are holding silvertuke romantically! angry angry angry
Re: Help! My Blackberry Is Killing Me by silvertuke(m): 6:48pm On Dec 06, 2010
iyatrustee:

@browntuke, u dey trespass oh and I sure say u no go fit contain the fire if my egbon(Kaymoney£)show face here oh embarassed embarassed embarassed

Trespass  watin? Abeg make you and Kaymoney£ just dey ooooo I fit jail person for (freecocoa) matter ooo. Why must you even call me browntuke? Is bronzetuke. And only my girl freecocoa is allowed to call me that. So be warned
Re: Help! My Blackberry Is Killing Me by silvertuke(m): 6:50pm On Dec 06, 2010
iyatrustee:

@freecocoa, u re walking too fast for my liking. Haba, e pass this yeye thread wey we dey run from? Take am easy abeg BTW, u are holding silvertuke romantically! angry angry angry

How does that affect you? Jealousy
Re: Help! My Blackberry Is Killing Me by 190: 6:51pm On Dec 06, 2010
freecocoa:

i'm holding iya wiv my right hand and bronzetuke wiv the left but you can take bronzetuke's hand,hurry up abeg am not supposed to still be here by now.

Free kola

BACK ME, angry
Re: Help! My Blackberry Is Killing Me by iyatrustee(f): 6:55pm On Dec 06, 2010
^^^ silvertuke is ur stagename, bronzetuke is your petname while Browntuke is what we used to code u for the boys wey go arrange ur face if you no park well for freecocoa matter cool cool
Re: Help! My Blackberry Is Killing Me by silvertuke(m): 7:04pm On Dec 06, 2010
iyatrustee:

^^^ silvertuke is your stagename, bronzetuke is your petname while Browntuke is what we used to code u for the boys wey go arrange your face if you no park well for freecocoa matter cool cool

Your profile shows that you are female, so what is the matter with you? Why are you so concern about my relationship with (freecocoa)? Or did Kaymoney£ ask you to watch her on his behalf? Please stay away and don’t say anymore because I will screw you if you disobey my order.
Re: Help! My Blackberry Is Killing Me by iyatrustee(f): 7:07pm On Dec 06, 2010
^^ am staying away cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Help! My Blackberry Is Killing Me by freecocoa(f): 7:17pm On Dec 06, 2010
iyatrustee:

@freecocoa, u re walking too fast for my liking. Haba, e pass this yeye thread wey we dey run from? Take am easy abeg BTW, u are holding silvertuke romantically! angry angry angry
ah ah my sweet iya why u dey vex?ok i don slow down,am just helping bronzetuke as a friend,you knw its kay all the way naw.
Re: Help! My Blackberry Is Killing Me by freecocoa(f): 8:05pm On Dec 06, 2010
190:

Free kola

BACK ME, angry

mtcheeeew i can see you are not ready to leave yet,you go sleep here 2day,i don leave you waka.bye bye.
Re: Help! My Blackberry Is Killing Me by freecocoa(f): 8:07pm On Dec 06, 2010
190:

Free kola

BACK ME, angry

mtcheeeew i can see you are not ready to leave yet,you go sleep here 2day,i don leave you waka.bye bye.
Re: Help! My Blackberry Is Killing Me by freecocoa(f): 8:11pm On Dec 06, 2010
190:

Free kola

BACK ME, angry

mtcheeeew i can see you are not ready to leave yet,you go sleep here 2day,i don leave you waka.bye bye.
Re: Help! My Blackberry Is Killing Me by annawhite(f): 8:16pm On Dec 06, 2010
freecocoa:

i'm holding iya wiv my right hand and bronzetuke wiv the left but you can take bronzetuke's hand,hurry up abeg am not supposed to still be here by now.
dis woman u no go kil me
aw u dey manage hold two grown up wey don grow hair ,leave 190 behind,im 2 dey form activity,holdin im hand now im go wan used dat scratch yansh.
Leave him n concentrate on iya n tuke
Re: Help! My Blackberry Is Killing Me by freecocoa(f): 8:32pm On Dec 06, 2010
@annawhite,i don already leave am.wetin u dey find for dis thread wey everybody dey run commot from?oya follows us commot sharp sharp.
Re: Help! My Blackberry Is Killing Me by Idowuogbo(f): 10:02pm On Dec 06, 2010
wtf undecided undecided undecided undecided, omo wey dat okada , she fans down anoda 1 wan to take her to better destination
Re: Help! My Blackberry Is Killing Me by iyatrustee(f): 10:11pm On Dec 06, 2010
Just as the okada man stops to carry her, a Honda Crosstour parks in front of her and the driver beckons on her to enter for the ride of her life. D wahala be say na woman I be b4 somebody go say I be lesbo grin grin grin grin
Re: Help! My Blackberry Is Killing Me by Idowuogbo(f): 10:17pm On Dec 06, 2010
iyatrustee:

Just as the okada man stops to carry her, a Honda Crosstour parks in front of her and the driver beckons on her to enter for the ride of her life. D wahala be say na woman I be b4 somebody go say I be lesbo grin grin grin grin
chei , who no like beta tin , shes enter d tin shes class as aeroplane and enjoys d cushioned chairs , with a sigh whispering omo dis  is wassup o

oga legend come bck hai and pck ur spam angry angry
Re: Help! My Blackberry Is Killing Me by 190: 12:30am On Dec 07, 2010
So free kola leave me inside this dark room

na me and she today!!
Re: Help! My Blackberry Is Killing Me by Dsense(m): 12:45am On Dec 07, 2010
Vilification on this thread . . . Running after ma Annawhite! angry
Re: Help! My Blackberry Is Killing Me by silvertuke(m): 12:51am On Dec 07, 2010
How did I even come here at first? My freecocoa please lets leave here, hold me tight so that I will not find myself in another wrong thread.
Re: Help! My Blackberry Is Killing Me by kazman7(m): 2:24pm On Dec 07, 2010
na wa ohhh, there is seems to be so much confusion on this thread,, abeg show me the road to another interesting thread
Re: Help! My Blackberry Is Killing Me by 190: 3:02pm On Dec 07, 2010
I must finish free kola today!! angry angry
Re: Help! My Blackberry Is Killing Me by freecocoa(f): 3:12pm On Dec 07, 2010
190:

I must finish free kola today!! angry angry
No just try me o,i wan help u and u dey wait make i back old man like u,u think say i be one of those girls wey dey do like say dem soft pass butter?come near me if you say you no dey fear,i go just change am for you.i no dey look uche face at all.

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