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Re: If You Ever Ate The Fruit Effortlessly Share Your Story by Engrdoodles: 1:03pm On Feb 11, 2020
I feel like crying reading this. At 25 been through uni, service, worked at different organization and still a virgin

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Re: If You Ever Ate The Fruit Effortlessly Share Your Story by Yemike(m): 2:48pm On Feb 11, 2020
MissGodOwn:

I'm not aggressive and I certainly don't come online and start talking about my relationship or about others.
Thumbs up ma'am
That's the right attitude cheesy
I'm also not in support of it but I don't criticize cool
Re: If You Ever Ate The Fruit Effortlessly Share Your Story by ForbesHomesNG(m): 10:01pm On Feb 13, 2020
zexy2030:

He rape am, no b she open her two left legs, who rolled down her pant?
Re: If You Ever Ate The Fruit Effortlessly Share Your Story by Nobody: 9:37pm On Feb 15, 2020
Randy100:

Relax, nobody is mentioning the girls names, addresses or attaching picture of the so called girls. Girls also discuss their sex escapades with their fellow girls. We all do that.

Enough said, my easiest fruit remains sleeping with a pastor daughter whom I thought would be my hardest cos of the way she carried herself in the street and the way she talks to guys. Uptill today, I still wonder why she gave me that forbidden fruit so easily.
Stop generalizing.
That u discuss your sexcapades with others doesn't mean everyone does it.
Re: If You Ever Ate The Fruit Effortlessly Share Your Story by Randy100: 9:57pm On Feb 15, 2020
MissGodOwn:

Stop generalizing.
That u discuss your sexcapades with others doesn't mean everyone does it.
Just tell me that you don't have friends. For people that have close friends, they discuss a lot of things and sexcapades is one of them
Re: If You Ever Ate The Fruit Effortlessly Share Your Story by MedicH: 10:08pm On Feb 15, 2020
dulux07:
Most Guys, even ladies need to change their mentality or orientation, and stop being ignorant and childish.

Women enjoy and crave for intimacy/sex same way men do. No party was used nor taken advantage of, so far they are adults and it's mutual, they both wanted it and enjoyed it.

Why do they charge money if they crave for it too? I was billed 20k for all night val i said no way. 20k
Re: If You Ever Ate The Fruit Effortlessly Share Your Story by Nobody: 12:31am On Feb 16, 2020
Randy100:
Just tell me that you don't have friends. For people that have close friends, they discuss a lot of things and sexcapades is one of them
I have my best friend n I don't even discuss my private life with her, she just knows who I'm dating and that's that coz I know that there's a reason it's called PRIVATE LIFE and I'm very sure they're many others that see things the way I do.
So stop generalizing, that u can't do something doesn't mean there aren't people out there who can't do it.
And that majority of people does things doesn't mean everyone indulges in it.

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Re: If You Ever Ate The Fruit Effortlessly Share Your Story by Nobody: 4:38am On Feb 16, 2020
shibyc:
Sometimes in a man's life you can find yourself in a lucky condition of being given the fruit easily and luckily.

I was at university at my third year i was walking around and found a first year girl very sad,i approached her and asked her what was the problem, She told me she had failed 1 subject and was supposed to do supplementary exams, I almost laughed since i myself i had 3 supplementary exams and i was already used to them, I gave her hope that1 supplementary is nothing compared to us and the stories went on and on, I told her we should go at my place to watch a movie she agreed. That was it i ate her fruit very luckily and effortlessely.

After one week i wanted to date her and she refused, grin grin I just learnt that when women are angry they are easily vulenrable


...when women are angry they are easily vulenrable.

Thank you for that!
Re: If You Ever Ate The Fruit Effortlessly Share Your Story by Nobody: 4:40am On Feb 16, 2020
Shibaraba:
Laaaro Monday? Oro obow lo kan

Laughing seriously, not really because of what you said....but because of the language and tone.

I love that language, sentence will penetrate easily.... Hnmm
Re: If You Ever Ate The Fruit Effortlessly Share Your Story by Nobody: 4:45am On Feb 16, 2020
NGRsenate:
I won’t call it effortless

But for me back then in school, I used to have ‘seasons’.

There’s a period when I will not see any girl to even hold hands with and just like that, boom, things will change and I’ll have one or two or more girls that will be giving me steady for a period until it changes again.

It goes on like that like a cycle. Drought for about 2/3 months and then there will be babes for the next 2/3 months.

Demand and supply. Now you know. Smile...
Re: If You Ever Ate The Fruit Effortlessly Share Your Story by Nobody: 4:46am On Feb 16, 2020
MissGodOwn:
Guys of nowadays I simply don't understand u people, how can u have sex then come online to tell everyone about it.
There's a reason it's called PRIVATE LIFE AND NOT PUBLIC LIFE.
This is obviously a kiss and tell thread. U guys should keep it up, I wonder how u guys will feel when someone sleeps with your sister then make a documentary out of it. Just continue.

That's just individual......
Re: If You Ever Ate The Fruit Effortlessly Share Your Story by Nobody: 4:51am On Feb 16, 2020
Stillthebest:
kiss

There was this fine chick(fresher)that was busy taking pics being her matric day. She got my attention and my G that we were both going noticed: "hey you like that girl" I smiled in attestation. We were in 300l then.

Coincidence had its way! Was just strolling to buy fish the night of same day and saw Bola grinding pepper. Omo, Na so I aborted my fish buying plan just jejely waited for her to be done. I approached her and told her how I saw at the motion ground blah blah...

Story short, she asked me to kindly escort her passed a cemetery along her way to her apt.being that we lived off campus. That's how i landed in her house oo na so she no allowed me go again said until she cooked finished.

No Lele Na, my guy wey wan eat fish don call tired I dey bang his call.

Na so the babe served me with better soup and I think semo, we wey we dey kre level for agro like this.

Shuo!Na so we both realised time don go 11:30pm.

Next morning like this, dating followed. Since I liked her and already eaten the fruit effortlessly already and she too liked me.




Lol ..

No Lele Na, my guy wey wan eat fish don call tired I dey bang his call.
Side note; Don't do that again.

Let assume we're both working in an office, and with this fact, should you go on an errand, forget it, if you wish....make then kidnapped you...lol...(God forbid)...I won't be afraid....cause I know you will land at your favourite squad.

And what was the guy response when you finally get back to him?
Re: If You Ever Ate The Fruit Effortlessly Share Your Story by Nobody: 4:54am On Feb 16, 2020
Randy100:

Relax, nobody is mentioning the girls names, addresses or attaching picture of the so called girls. Girls also discuss their sex escapades with their fellow girls. We all do that.

Enough said, my easiest fruit remains sleeping with a pastor daughter whom I thought would be my hardest cos of the way she carried herself in the street and the way she talks to guys. Uptill today, I still wonder why she gave me that forbidden fruit so easily.

I think you've over rate her...blood and water is running in us all.

I keep saying it, with proper and accurate protocol; any, I repeat; any computer can be hacked.

So be it!

Though, wonders shall never end.

cheesy
Re: If You Ever Ate The Fruit Effortlessly Share Your Story by Nobody: 4:55am On Feb 16, 2020
byinks:
You mean like mango fruit ?

No, mango is a bit sweet and a bit sour.

It is banana or pineapple!

grin
Re: If You Ever Ate The Fruit Effortlessly Share Your Story by Randy100: 6:43am On Feb 16, 2020
MissGodOwn:

I have my best friend n I don't even discuss my private life with her, she just knows who I'm dating and that's that coz I know that there's a reason it's called PRIVATE LIFE and I'm very sure they're many others that see things the way I do.
So stop generalizing, that u can't do something doesn't mean there aren't people out there who can't do it.
And that majority of people does things doesn't mean everyone indulges in it.
Majority always win. Minority is infinitesimal. I understand you sha but since most do it, I have the right to generalize.
Re: If You Ever Ate The Fruit Effortlessly Share Your Story by Randy100: 6:48am On Feb 16, 2020
Oluwadamilare118:


I think you've over rate her...blood and water is running in us all.

I keep saying it, with proper and accurate protocol; any, I repeat; any computer can be hacked.

So be it!

Though, wonders shall never end.

cheesy
I wasn't the only person that over rated her, in fact, she was bashing all the guys in our street then. I was told by countless guys that I can't get her but just as you said "blood and water is running in us all."
I beleive that there is that one person that will make you loose guard.
Re: If You Ever Ate The Fruit Effortlessly Share Your Story by Nobody: 7:51am On Feb 16, 2020
Randy100:
Majority always win. Minority is infinitesimal. I understand you sha but since most do it, I have the right to generalize.
Ok if u say so.

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