Comedians every where.

Court of Appeal straight ttttttt

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Commentor:
Democracy in action.

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People shouting "Personal Life", read and read again maybe you will see where it was clearly stated that the election was conducted on her request.

ezenwajosh:


YOU MEAN RATHER THAN BOMBING IDP CAMPS, MOSQUES, CHURCHES, MARKET PLACE, KILLING PEOPLE IN THEIR FARMS, BURNING THEM UP ASLEEP IN THEIR HOUSES, BEHEADING PREISTS AND YOUR NATIONS ARMY?

NOPE, RATHER THAN STORMING OZUBULU CHURCH AND KILLING SCORES OF INNOCENT WORSHIPPERS AND TRYING TO BLAME IT ON UNSUSPECTING HERDSMEN.

Aboki would always remain aboki. But mind you. They are not fools. I strongly believe what they are doing is a rehearsal for 2023 election. If not how were those kids mobilized since the Khadija and his ghost and alleged suitors are not tie to loyalty...
Am a Niger Deltan

When u got u have heard it all, a fresh one will just emerge. Anyway nothing musa no go see for get.

okoroemeka:
it is not funny seeing the time and energy wasted by so many people in a trifle fvckery like that,it shows that this people are unproductive with their teeming young population they still have time to line up and vote on who gets to fvck a pussy,if you look closely at those pics you will see almajiri holding coloured plastic plates and grinding poverty staring this people in the face and still they have the effontery and time to do pvssy election,as long as the rest of the country is tied to a region with 90% poverty development will be agonizing slow,on that pvssy election bullshit if you even suggest something like that in the southeast you will be looked upon as a very mad person.

So sorry for you, they may be poor but they have some fun in their lives.

APCNig:


Experienced fornicator, an adulterer per excellence, I salute you sir

Kai! Na me u finish like this? God pass u

before 4 years this one go don born ten children....then the guy go go for another election ...then probably win another girl....and that's how poverty crime violence will be on the rise cos of over population

McCoy662:
Why are those children aren't in school but out here talking marriage?? When I was their age, I used to bathe outside naked with the girls. No wonder Nigerian populations keeps multiplying by geometric progression. How on Earth won't this couple have 25 kids before they turn 50

Only bathing? Are you sure?

ahmedkoded95:
Election Held In Bauchi State To Decide Who Gets To Marry A Lady

A young man has reportedly won an election conducted in Giade, Bauchi State to choose lover for a young lady.

This was disclosed in a Twitter post by Mubarak Umar @Mubarack_Umar, on Friday.

According to Umar, the lady simply identified as Khadija could not choose between two young men named Inusa and Ibrahim.

Neither of the men was also ready to accept defeat without a contest.

An election was therefore conducted by elders of town on Khadija’s request, with Inusa scoring a higher number of votes.

See the tweet below ;



https://mobile.twitter.com/Mubarack_Umar/status/1228336881290665985

Small children that suppose dey school want to get married.

This the weapon Northern have for Elections Period

Not surprised

First in History

ahmedkoded95:
Election Held In Bauchi State To Decide Who Gets To Marry A Lady

A young man has reportedly won an election conducted in Giade, Bauchi State to choose lover for a young lady.

This was disclosed in a Twitter post by Mubarak Umar @Mubarack_Umar, on Friday.

According to Umar, the lady simply identified as Khadija could not choose between two young men named Inusa and Ibrahim.

Neither of the men was also ready to accept defeat without a contest.

An election was therefore conducted by elders of town on Khadija’s request, with Inusa scoring a higher number of votes.

See the tweet below ;



https://mobile.twitter.com/Mubarack_Umar/status/1228336881290665985

even a certificate of return is giving to him.i've seen it all.thank God inec wasn't involved.

We d members of PDP totaly reject dis result infact we ar going 2 d supreme court.

ahmedkoded95:
Election Held In Bauchi State To Decide Who Gets To Marry A Lady

A young man has reportedly won an election conducted in Giade, Bauchi State to choose lover for a young lady.

This was disclosed in a Twitter post by Mubarak Umar @Mubarack_Umar, on Friday.

According to Umar, the lady simply identified as Khadija could not choose between two young men named Inusa and Ibrahim.

Neither of the men was also ready to accept defeat without a contest.

An election was therefore conducted by elders of town on Khadija’s request, with Inusa scoring a higher number of votes.

See the tweet below ;



https://mobile.twitter.com/Mubarack_Umar/status/1228336881290665985

Guinness book of records.

When it's kids involved, don't be surprised she can't love one man only. Now election has to decide her fate. I weep for this generation..

ContractKiller:
A-bokis must reduce everything to a comedy of absurdity.

Take a chill man! I'm not from the North but this tells you how politically conscious they are. It's a great signal! Think about it.

Buhari

Aboki and their people are just funny.

let me know when Khadija or Inusa designs a bot , cos that is what kids their age should be doing, WTF..! The things I see in this contraption of a country daily makes me feel like I'm in an alternate universe... absolute nonsense

If the other guy has money let him appeal , the mandate will change hand .
If INEC had invovle it would have been inconclusive .
And they even issued him certificate of of ownership . Chaaaaaiiiii crazy country .Thank God am from Nigeria.

North with awkward life is like 5&6.

Increment of poverty

Comedian2019:

I heard Osho threatening that the marriage will not take place.

Mad oo

Lol

Underaged voting has become part of the North.

Supreme Court will nullify the election after the girl go don carry belle�

Who is the INEC commissioner and returning officer.... Kai this is hilarious ahswear, am from the North but dis people keep falling my hand. Anyways if the election will not cause stabbing at the end is OK by me. But na wah

But Ibrahim said he will go to court

042BADDESTGUY:
Wetin musa no go see for gate

i don't know oa ! maybe used sanitary pad !

The other guy should go to court and reclaim his mandate