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Re: Stop Having Sex In The Dark - Patience Akpabio Tells Couples by Iknowhow: 11:44pm On Mar 04, 2020
orisa37:
Go to Market Square to bleep yourselves to the fullest. We're talking about Bokoharam, Fulani Herdsmen and Bandits carrying AK-47 freely around and threang to kill us all.
Lol. You hash yea
Re: Stop Having Sex In The Dark - Patience Akpabio Tells Couples by dpassion8(m): 11:58pm On Mar 04, 2020
we neva see nothing yet...inside life dia are deeper lifes
Re: Stop Having Sex In The Dark - Patience Akpabio Tells Couples by Nobody: 11:59pm On Mar 04, 2020
Bullshit
Re: Stop Having Sex In The Dark - Patience Akpabio Tells Couples by Mescana22(m): 12:13am On Mar 05, 2020
As for me, I don't give a Bleep if light is off or On, any way na way, truth be say i hate to see all this smelly pussy with my eyes, once i manage insert am, forget my eye aint going down there again, all focus now is digging and all eyes on Boobs, sucking and pressing and drilling the damn thing, no matter how neat a black woman is , her pussy smells ,very nasty smell down there, so i hardly give head ,else my babe, to please her. So madam, light on or Off adds no salt to sex. sex wey go sweet go sweeet grin grin grin

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Re: Stop Having Sex In The Dark - Patience Akpabio Tells Couples by Nobody: 12:17am On Mar 05, 2020
Hmm, sex in total darkness is weird. You know your rod is entering the hot slimy hole of a woman but it stops there. At least some form of illumination should be in the room. A woman's body is very beautiful but when she has so many things on her body to hide then she will prefer sex in the dark.
Re: Stop Having Sex In The Dark - Patience Akpabio Tells Couples by BalogunIdowu(m): 12:30am On Mar 05, 2020
BrownRoofRep:

And who are right source?
Terrorists and pedophiles?

When you understand that their are bigots and shallow minded people everywhere.

No stress to the mind
Re: Stop Having Sex In The Dark - Patience Akpabio Tells Couples by Akpan01: 1:10am On Mar 05, 2020
If you know what she is talking about, you know;
If you don't know i now, save it for the Future time. Time helps to clarify doubt.
Most of us no agree o this yet, because na our same color tall so, If na White woman or man talk say, we go religiously accept it.
Time will tell my people.
Re: Stop Having Sex In The Dark - Patience Akpabio Tells Couples by contigiency(m): 1:23am On Mar 05, 2020
Kendumazy:
Children produced from the dark indeed. Mheen! God should just blow this trumpet already jooor. It's a simple logic, some people like their lovemaking been in the dark and some people likes it light on. No spiritual backing to this. It's what people's like.
Re: Stop Having Sex In The Dark - Patience Akpabio Tells Couples by ReeLoaDead(m): 1:46am On Mar 05, 2020
ikorodureporta:
This is what happens when you move from d brothels to the altar
grin grin Apart from like, you need a beer from me

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Re: Stop Having Sex In The Dark - Patience Akpabio Tells Couples by ReeLoaDead(m): 1:50am On Mar 05, 2020
If NEPA carry light, use phone flash light.
Re: Stop Having Sex In The Dark - Patience Akpabio Tells Couples by truthstands01: 2:19am On Mar 05, 2020
What a rubbish!
Re: Stop Having Sex In The Dark - Patience Akpabio Tells Couples by gaskiyamagana: 2:27am On Mar 05, 2020
djbussy:
So you wount plug a changer in the wrong hole. Is this why we have gays?
Hi, we are talking of sex, you are talking about hand set. Which type of phone you dey use sef dat you bring join dis matter?
Re: Stop Having Sex In The Dark - Patience Akpabio Tells Couples by gaskiyamagana: 2:31am On Mar 05, 2020
Porn star pastor. Hope she is not saying this to the congregation.
Re: Stop Having Sex In The Dark - Patience Akpabio Tells Couples by Nobody: 2:45am On Mar 05, 2020
Afromentalist:
You mean Adam and Eve had sex with light bulb back in the garden of eden ?

When Olosho becomes Pastor the sheeple perish
May GOD BLESS U
Re: Stop Having Sex In The Dark - Patience Akpabio Tells Couples by eagleu: 3:34am On Mar 05, 2020
BalogunIdowu:
Alhamdulilah for Islam
When you understand life from the right sources, all shit talks won't make sense!

At least nobody has placed a fatwa on her head. Christianity is beautiful!
Re: Stop Having Sex In The Dark - Patience Akpabio Tells Couples by Ojady(m): 4:35am On Mar 05, 2020
Hmnnn! Interesting piece of knowledge. She does have a point though. Xzibit once said "As long as I breathin'
Niggas change like seasons, Never trust a man ...Who can't look you in your eyes, Only the strong survive and that's word to the wise... I mean, Who drives a car without their eyes open, or goes to the village without fortification, or enters a danfo bus without their eyes open (shined eyes). Not everyone. How much more the eyes above the hole you re poking as a man or the rod prodding into you. There is a reason why a person will not look you in the eye - either cause they are ashamed, culturally trained so (no pun to my Yoruba peeps) or THEY ARE HIDING SOMETHING FROM YOU!! To see if a person is with you, check how many times they look you in the eye during a conversation. On a lighter note though, its practicality in Nigeria, where to have power is a luxury and sex helps most de-stress is something else. Except if maybe one adapts by either "oning the gen/inverter"(sic) or shooking Oga/Madam during the day secretly like teenagers (to avoid defiling the children) lol
Re: Stop Having Sex In The Dark - Patience Akpabio Tells Couples by bobolaga: 4:41am On Mar 05, 2020
The woman is right to say so,i have been telling young boys and girls,that it is safe to have sex and put on your light,never sex in darkness,No 1 you need to know and see what your male guy is inserting inside u and check it properly and for men, no need to shame for this,because we are all born by women,so try as best as you can to see where you penis is penetrating.
Re: Stop Having Sex In The Dark - Patience Akpabio Tells Couples by ritnd(f): 5:20am On Mar 05, 2020
End time advise.
Re: Stop Having Sex In The Dark - Patience Akpabio Tells Couples by femi4: 5:35am On Mar 05, 2020
nanauju:
She's talking to married pipo, but I know it's the single pipo/men that will still abuse her on this thread

Meanwhile for fresh skin, go through my threads cheesy
she's talking nonsense to married people. She only made sense when addressing singles on boyfriend-girlfriend relationship

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Re: Stop Having Sex In The Dark - Patience Akpabio Tells Couples by femi4: 5:44am On Mar 05, 2020
BalogunIdowu:
Alhamdulilah for Islam
When you understand life from the right sources, all shit talks won't make sense!
right source indeed like using sand to clean up in the toilet
Re: Stop Having Sex In The Dark - Patience Akpabio Tells Couples by zedman1(m): 6:05am On Mar 05, 2020
nanauju:
She's talking to married pipo, but I know it's the single pipo/men that will still abuse her on this thread

Meanwhile for fresh skin, go through my threads cheesy
Sister, I am a married man, so if the light goes off( you know NEPA) while I'm doing the do I should stop abi? Or if there's no light and it's late or I dont have money for fuel to power my gen set and conji comes knocking on our doors we should wait abi? Years ago when there was no electricity nko?... Oh, they only had s*x under the sunlight abi? I'm sorry to say but women are the most gullible when it comes to these 'men of god stuff'. Make una the use una God given brain de think small I beg. Please, I beg sister, don't take what that woman said seriously. I beg again.

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Re: Stop Having Sex In The Dark - Patience Akpabio Tells Couples by gare2510(m): 6:16am On Mar 05, 2020
She may have been quoted out of context, I would want to think she didn't mean literal darkness as in just bulb switched off
Re: Stop Having Sex In The Dark - Patience Akpabio Tells Couples by sylve11: 6:30am On Mar 05, 2020
ArcSEMPECJ:
Just vomiting nonsense to remain stupid.....

Well stupidity pays a lot in Nigeria this days.....

grin cool
Re: Stop Having Sex In The Dark - Patience Akpabio Tells Couples by Talib93(m): 6:40am On Mar 05, 2020
Let there be light..... grin
ikorodureporta:
This is what happens when you move from d brothels to the altar
Re: Stop Having Sex In The Dark - Patience Akpabio Tells Couples by uekejiuba(m): 6:41am On Mar 05, 2020
This is just her perception and opinion on that.it has nothing to do with spirituality or conceptions of human.then why did God create Eve while Adam was asleep? Moreover ,there is no biblical backing on her message.
Re: Stop Having Sex In The Dark - Patience Akpabio Tells Couples by nanauju(f): 6:58am On Mar 05, 2020
zedman1:
Sister, I am a married man, so if the light goes off( you know NEPA) while I'm doing the do I should stop abi? Or if there's no light and it's late or I dont have money for fuel to power my gen set and conji comes knocking on our doors we should wait abi? Years ago when there was no electricity nko?... Oh, they only had s*x under the sunlight abi? I'm sorry to say but women are the most gullible when it comes to these 'men of god stuff'. Make una the use una God given brain de think small I beg. Please, I beg sister, don't take what that woman said seriously. I beg again.

Was about taking ur point seriously until u deviated and said things about gullible. For a married man u claim to be, u didn't make any sense in ur writeup. If your wife is gullible, don't take it out on others, deal with her gullibility alone
Re: Stop Having Sex In The Dark - Patience Akpabio Tells Couples by Emmaxmusic(m): 7:01am On Mar 05, 2020
Its about to go down smiley
Re: Stop Having Sex In The Dark - Patience Akpabio Tells Couples by Chochovini: 7:11am On Mar 05, 2020
ayanbaba2:
she is hot though!


chaiiiii!

I need her prayers!
. EXACTLY My observation too. I would have love to em..emm...?
Ok, I no talk anything o.

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Re: Stop Having Sex In The Dark - Patience Akpabio Tells Couples by Chochovini: 7:20am On Mar 05, 2020
lomprico:
another hoodwinker
. Fellas, I DON‘T understand the theoritical side of this message. I would appreciate if she could show me the practical aspect of it using me. That would be understood faster and better. (winks).
Re: Stop Having Sex In The Dark - Patience Akpabio Tells Couples by Olayemie1: 7:21am On Mar 05, 2020
Bikoooo
Is sex only meant for reproduction??
Abeg sister find sumtin else talk
And stop preaching what u dont practice grin cool

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