Iyiataata92:
You've been masturbating at an average of 2 times a day for 8 years. Average in the sense that anyday you miss your session, you go on 4 times the next day to cover the missed count.
If that's true bro, then you need to apologise to your Jon Thomas for 8 rough years misappropriation and maladministration.
That dick won't be proud of you as the owner

lebete3000:


You mean you still masturbated while you had girlfriends?

LyfeJennings:


I NEVER HAD A GIRLFRIEND ALL THRU MY STAY IN SCHOOL

pyyxxaro:
Join a group in your church that has a lot of girls

Try and get involved in their activities, from there your confidence talking to ladies would build up

B4 you know it, devil would start whispering to you , to press one of the girl’s ukwu

B4 u know it , you don de lash steady oh lol so nw devil is a good consideration



Masturbation naaa winch tin oh , if you too do am , once day as u de self-service ur preek fit just cut like lizard tail

safarigirl:


I have never wanted to masturbate. Never

Has nothing to do with being human, I'm certainly not an alien

pyyxxaro:
Join a group in your church that has a lot of girls

Try and get involved in their activities, from there your confidence talking to ladies would build up

B4 you know it, devil would start whispering to you , to press one of the girl’s ukwu

B4 u know it , you don de lash steady oh



Masturbation naaa winch tin oh , if you too do am , once day as u de self-service ur preek fit just cut like lizard tail

TheGiftedOne:
Just keep up your fight against masturbation and in no time you'll fall in love. It will naturally happen, even subconsciously.

TheGiftedOne:
Just keep up your fight against masturbation and in no time you'll fall in love. It will naturally happen, even subconsciously.

Plead:


Why?

Swiitdoll:
You need a girl. Excessive fapping gonna ruin ur dick. 2017 I met a sweet guy who was shit in bed Cos he lost touch of reality due to jacking off from 10-25 no girls ever. Cldnt even get it up and needed therapy, don’t end up like him. Move to a girl, if u are shy talk to them online.

Kingzizu:
Good day,

I've been masturbating at an average of twice a day for the past 8 years, I really can't explain how it got to that level but I was so addicted to it that I could self-service when I'm sick or even fasting.

Please I need your advice.

Kingzizu:
Good day,

I've been masturbating at an average of twice a day for the past 8 years, I really can't explain how it got to that level but I was so addicted to it that I could self-service when I'm sick or even fasting.

So recently I decided to call it quit, it's been 1 month now and it seems I'm waking up to the reality of not being in a relationship all my life, I'm 26 BTW and I've never felt so much urge and desire to be in a relationship as I'm feeling right now. I'm always of the opinion that I don't need a girl now and would definitely get one when I'm ready to settle down but it seems very hard for me to approach a girl and the thought of being in a relationship scares me, I feel the relationship might not last, I might not be committed and the girl might get bored and leave.

Through out my stay in the university and my NYSC days I had no single female friend and presently I have no female friend. When I'm in the midst of people I don't give audience at all to any female and might not even speak to them but I have lots of male friends, I know I'm not gay but I just don't feel that need to talk to a girl or keep up with them, I don't even have a single female contact on my phone.

I'm working and fairly comfortable now but I'm beginning to worry that I might not be able to fall in love or even get to approach a lady for any meaningful relationship and the worst of it all is relapsing (start masturbating again). Please I need your advice.

Plead:
I wanted to dismiss your story as another tales by moonlight but then I know someone like this,nigga didn’t have a girlfriend till he graduated from school...

Work on your self esteem, okay pal.

peace0813:
I think what you should focus on doing now is to overcome masturbating before considering a relationship.

yeahgood:
Nairaland should introduce Dislike or Thumbs down link...

Learn with Olosho? Seriously? Get addicted to Olosho after his masturbation spree ends? NO!

yeahgood:
Nairaland should introduce Dislike or Thumbs down link...

Learn with Olosho? Seriously? Get addicted to Olosho after his masturbation spree ends? NO!

Jayfab009:
I think the first thing you need to do is to acknowledge that masturbation is a sin and you are under the influence of a strong marine spirit.. Only Jesus can save you and in case you think you can live a loose life and be free from this demonic influence, you need to wake up. It may leave you for a while but believe me when the urge returns, you can't help it. Also it has other health implications like low sperm count and weak erection...
You need a strong and consistent prayer life before the yoke of masturbation will be broken from your life.

Iyiataata92:

Ha. Bro don't talk about that monetary side oo. An olosho addict will borrow money just to visit his customer. Haven't you seen guys fighting with oloshos cos they don't have money to pay for services rendered? And these oloshos are very bad, they know the shy guys that can't get a girlfriend and always f*ck them with all their experience so the guy will never leave and such guys pay a lot of money.
If this guy ever finds his way to the olosho community as you directed him, then he'll go on another 8 year f*cking spree

Kingzizu:
Good day,

I've been masturbating at an average of twice a day for the past 8 years, I really can't explain how it got to that level but I was so addicted to it that I could self-service when I'm sick or even fasting.

So recently I decided to call it quit, it's been 1 month now and it seems I'm waking up to the reality of not being in a relationship all my life, I'm 26 BTW and I've never felt so much urge and desire to be in a relationship as I'm feeling right now. I'm always of the opinion that I don't need a girl now and would definitely get one when I'm ready to settle down but it seems very hard for me to approach a girl and the thought of being in a relationship scares me, I feel the relationship might not last, I might not be committed and the girl might get bored and leave.

Through out my stay in the university and my NYSC days I had no single female friend and presently I have no female friend. When I'm in the midst of people I don't give audience at all to any female and might not even speak to them but I have lots of male friends, I know I'm not gay but I just don't feel that need to talk to a girl or keep up with them, I don't even have a single female contact on my phone.

I'm working and fairly comfortable now but I'm beginning to worry that I might not be able to fall in love or even get to approach a lady for any meaningful relationship and the worst of it all is relapsing (start masturbating again). Please I need your advice.

Iyiataata92:
You've been masturbating at an average of 2 times a day for 8 years. Average in the sense that anyday you miss your session, you go on 4 times the next day to cover the missed count.
If that's true bro, then you need to apologise to your Jon Thomas for 8 rough years misappropriation and maladministration.
That dick won't be proud of you as the owner

todugo:

My advice is that its very difficult to break that habit the best solution is;
1)Stop using internet phones, buy Nokia touch like phone
2)Get married,only remedy
3) Get busy physically and mentally
4)Always pray to God for help
Without these you will still relapse again because its a hard fight and its always compared to one addicted with drugs.

Asour:


That's not what he means.

The word "Average" means Measure of central tendency i.e. typicality or representative number.

Average does not just mean MEAN as many of us tend to think. it can also mean MEDIAN or MODE.

MODE refers to the observation/data with the highest frequency.

This is exactly what people mean when they say "The Average Nigerian is corrupt"

What this means is, if say there are only 50 Nigerians (population) and you assess each person's behaviours as categorical variables e.g.

good,bad,good,bad,bad,bad,bad,good......... you get the point.

you would find that the MODE (frequently occurring) variable is bad.

That's why the average (Mode) Nigerian is bad.

So back to the Op, Average there meant that at least 2 times a day was his most frequent occurrence of his habits daily. i.e. the times he did it twice trumped the times he did it any other number of times.
Not MEAN as you've implied.

yeahgood:
Nairaland should introduce Dislike or Thumbs down link...

Learn with Olosho? Seriously? Get addicted to Olosho after his masturbation spree ends? NO!