Just read and dont insult me make your phone nor catch Coronavirus and infect you with it.


Some OGs in the know might have known this trick. Please if you know you don't have time for this, just don't bother to read, continue with what you are doing right now. don't bother to read and later put your frustration on someone you don't know all because of Buhari

If you really want to understand how women works. This trick is for you. But first, you must be in that level to understand someone else, put pleasure aside for a while and see how the opposite sex brain really works. I have passed this level, I'm now unto a new level only me understands.

The moment you meet a lady, invite her to your place, we know she'll say NO. She'll give thousands of reasons, and we know she's right with at least one of her reasons (as prick nor go let una keep. Nonsense things with useless sticks in between their legs.


How about you don't invite her at all. Keep the conversation on calls and chats. Don't ever invite her, and be very busy for her. But the only time you pick your phone to call her, make sure you have the sharp mouth to make things up for all the times you been busy for her. Know how to talk to a woman my friend!!! Those beautiful creatures needs tuning, they'll obey and always want your attention instead.


Always tease her and tell her how far you'd go to have her but DONT ASK HER OUT.. keep teasing On and On. Then after a while, invite her to your place, she might say No, but don't shake. after a while invite her again. Keep doing this and keep a neutral mind, use it as a play mood when you phone or chat with her, tease her a lot.

One very good day, she'll Say yes, or she might not even stress you at all before she says yes. And when she says yes, on the appointed date, disappoint her come up with a story. Do this one more time or two more then stop inviting her altogether. Don't ask her to visit you again.

Just relax and watch her invite herself to your place one good day. She'll start teasing you sef.

"There's something about you, Shay you camp woman for house ni"

Mind you, some will get angry and want to stop talking because you are not the easy nut to crack, give them a little time to get angry at you, but pick your phone one good day, call her and work your magic tongue on her, she'll be smiling and laughing in seconds and you won't have to explain anything to her.


I haven't met a lady that have been able to pass this simple test. the lucky ones will stop talking to you because they'll get pissed off at your shakara. They can't take the TRUTH

In summary, Bro, you just successfully friendzoned a sister.

To completely "see" and "compare" results, do this with three to 5 ladies at the same time.


Let me say it again. If you know you are a real child of your father, just read and respect me and also respect yourself. Else do otherwise.





EDITED: to add more fun to it, allow her to visit you done day. Welcome her, tease her as normal, see a movie together and later force yourself to sleep , just sleep off and leave her to watch movie and entertain herself. If she wants to go home she'll wake you up. Don't escort her, from sleep for her while she find her way. Call her later that day and apologize for sleeping off because you were too tired. (All the busy you have been forming for her)


To make it pepper her very well. After the above, don't invite her again but Keep talking.

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when person no get work, or plan for life,

na this Kain thread Dem de open

PapaNnamdi:
when person no get work, or plan for life,


na this Kain thread Dem de open

papa nNamdi how's family? Did you drop money for mama Nnamdi this morning? If you did, how much is it? Let's compare

Child's play

donbachi:
Child's play

i clearly told your kind to ignore and continue your job for the day.

Most of you people on Nairaland are really jobless. A person sits down to create a thread(that's being productive) then you the jobless ones with nothing doing will come and say it's joblessness

Child's play kee you there. Elder donbashi

Carchoice:
papa nNamdi how's family? Did you drop money for mama Nnamdi this morning? If you did, how much is it? Let's compare

Carchoice, he is very right. Na jobless person dey plan women like this. If you are head of department at a fast growing tech company, and you in charge of managing growth or innovations, you will not have time for the nonsense you typed there

Babatunde40:


Carchoice, he is very right. Na jobless person dey plan women like this. If you are head of department at a fast growing tech company, and you in charge of managing growth or innovations, you will not have time for the nonsense you typed there

I don't head such departments but he should tell how much he gave his wife this morning.

And to you, Amebor, what department are you heading? I guess you are jobless like me that's why you have time to read, read another persons comment and also comment on the post.

We are all jobless. But it's very stupid to talk about someone you don't know and have no idea about. Very stupid.