to cut long story short

1. As per covid 19 inter state boarder closure, One guy no fit go edo from PH go renew him yahoo plus jazz, and baba say na June 1st e dey run mad..

no the matter we dey settle since.




2. pastor say him put 3k as offering,as head usher say the overall offering na 1800..


na the matter we dey settle since o.




3. Police officer stretch hand to collect 50 box from driver, Driver pour hand sanitizer for him hand.

na the matter we dey settle since.



4. Oga sack gate man and tell am to pack all him things leave, gate man go main building go carry junior join.

na the matter we dey settle since o.



5. House girl call Oga "Naughty boy for madam front.
na the matter we dey settle since.




6. My guy post him mother picture for facebook,and one guy commented " guy, you sef know this yeye woman, she no dey like condom"
na the matter we dey settle since o.


7. I buy Second hand phone, come see my baby nudes inside gallery...my baby never own that kind phone before.

them dey settle the matter.

8. Papa sell him land take sponsor Son to travel go New York, son come back say cold too much for New York.

na the matter we dey settle since.

9. Doctor impregnated COVID 19 patient in isolation center.
na the matter chikwe and Bose mustapha dey settle since.

10. My friend go splash old woman water with him car oo, na so the woman laugh disappear as I dey talk now we dey mountain since morning dey pray oo� ��

11. Yahoo boy go use VPN register jamb now en center dey for greece. As I dey talk to you now. We still dey jamb headquarters. Na the matter we de try settle.


12. Serious matter don arise ooooh we just hear now say angel Michael don sell trumpet � � � � �

Na the matter we wan go heaven go settle ����


13. One DJ mistakenly go play Davido music for Burna boy party, na the matter we dey settle now.

14. After 7 years of looking for admission Kelechi finally get admission but as e dey rejoice e mistakenly press "REJECT" button �‍♂️Na jamb office we dey since☹

15. Side chic carry Sugar Daddy Jeep go make hair for Sugar daddy wife saloon.....The matter bloody�����

Virgin wey them one use for sacrifice to the gods, Igwe Don go finish her obosiasis. na since we dey calm ezemuo.

which matter them dey settle for your area?

Gibbberish, Bunkum and balderdash!

bobrisky rape tonto dike & e kom lead to pregnancy

As I reach house this evening, na hin dem tell me say my babe don beat soldier wife black and blue. As I dey talk now, I dey do frog jump in front of barrack, some elders dey try settle #thematter.

Sekeleberde:
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you dey mind that guy.. na over seriousness go wound am.. man fast laugh and be merry

One guy go theif soilder okada the soilder dey come back from barracks this morning Kon stop bike as he wan enter like this na hin he see say na him bike be that,,the soilder wan kill am all chairman dey beg him na the matter we dey settle since now

babe delete emeka imtoken app wet get 5 bit coin and 11 etherum just to free up space to download tiktok..to make matter worse, emeka no carry him password and others for head,

we wake up this morning dey settle matter

Dem talk say one celebrity couple just born and e be like say the pikin resemble another celebrity....Na akproko rumor ooo ..but anyhow we still dey settle the matter

Two men posted the same son pics on children’s day na the matter I Dey Settle since Morning

Na your matter we Wan start to settle ,down the thread now

Staphylococcus:
Gibbberish, Bunkum and balderdash!

My Guy Carry 3k Go Dey Price Jeans Of 15k, Zip Come Spoil Now Like This I Don Run Leave Dey Shop Make e Settle Him Own Matter Only Am

one abino carry im neigbour pikin throw go up e no c wen the pikin land for ground,we dey hospital nah the matter we dey settle o

Freelane33:
Na your matter we Wan start to settle ,down the thread now

make I go call elders make we settle him matter

Kingsuave:


My Guy Carry 3k Go Dey Price Jeans Of 15k, Zip Come Spoil Now Like This I Don Run Leave Dey Shop Make e Settle Him Own Matter Only Am

this one off me

Na so e happen oo

For my church oooo hmmm

Mad woman way dey for street don go call Alhaji "Honey" when him and him wife dey pass....Na d matter we dey settle since ooooooo.....

Emeka pick money for ground turn fowl,come run enter him landlord poultry mix up with other fowl,how we want take locate emeka now?

King tell OLUAWO to ask the oracle watin dem go use for sacrifice, oracle don pick king as sacrifice.we still dey palace now we never see the matter settle o

Babe wash vegetable with washing machine.Na the another matter wey we dey settle now

Babe post boyfriend picture for her status. The guy say make the babe screenshot the status views send give am, babe neva reply.
We dey try calm the guy down since.

My Guy Buy Fairly Used Phone, Na So e See e girlfriend naked pictures inside,we sha dey station dey settle am. My padi even carry cutlass reach station sef.

A woman go call policeman may he arrest her husband and side chic for hotel. The policeman wey come na him be the husband of the woman in the hotel. We are still in police state to settle the matter

Well let's give this rubbish trend a week n we go back to normal

matter too much 4 naija

skyhighweb:
Well let's give this rubbish trend a week n we go back to normal

I swear. This trend has turned my WhatsApp status Redundant.

ninetiethcrown7:


I swear. This trend has turned my WhatsApp status Redundant.

some will just write different stories through out their time line n end with nah d matter we dey settle, di trend is just stupid abeg

#Copied



Dj don go play alora song for aye party


Me i no fit interfere for #TheMatter



Make dem no settle bottle for my head....

ninetiethcrown7:

I swear. This trend has turned my WhatsApp status Redundant.

I left Whatsapp because of this reason.

What led to this trend sef ooo?? Somebody should educate me.

realokopi:
What led to this trend sef ooo?? Somebody should educate me.

No worry we go enter your matter small time...... But meanwhile make we try settle this girl matter.

Me sef i never brush teeth since last week