I almost vomited. God have mercy �

Cmanforall:



And you actually ate it?

something wen I don use cold odeku flush

With the rate at which they are hunting these down ,they will soon go extinct.

samwash:
Must you eat everything you called animal ?
They should have take it back to the wild .
In Florida, reptile always crawl into pple house, yet they don't kill it, they always return it to the wild. I wonder if that can happen in Nigeria.

Africans are yet to drag themselves out of the primitive dark ages! We will eat anything with a pulse!

Artiiclebeast:
The name "Lizard" alone sef don make my skin crawl, dem come add "monitor" join am.

God abeg, no let me chop wetin go come dey monitor me up and down oh.

As in ehn, i can't mehn ...

Makes sense with palmwine !

Artiiclebeast:
The name "Lizard" alone sef don make my skin crawl, dem come add "monitor" join am.

God abeg, no let me chop wetin go come dey monitor me up and down oh.

That stuff you see up there is damn delicious especially when properly smoked

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samwash:
Must you eat everything you called animal ?
They should have take it back to the wild .
In Florida, reptile always crawl into pple house, yet they don't kill it, they always return it to the wild. I wonder if that can happen in Nigeria.

for it to stop, Nigeria must stop, banish, and extricate hunting as a profession. Americans don't hunt.[b]

samwash:
Must you eat everything you called animal ?
They should have take it back to the wild .
In Florida, reptile always crawl into pple house, yet they don't kill it, they always return it to the wild. I wonder if that can happen in Nigeria.

for it to stop, Nigeria must stop, banish, and extricate hunting as a profession. Americans don't hunt.

samwash:
Must you eat everything you called animal ?
They should have take it back to the wild .
In Florida, reptile always crawl into pple house, yet they don't kill it, they always return it to the wild. I wonder if that can happen in Nigeria.

for it to stop, Nigeria must stop, banish, and extricate hunting as a profession. Americans don't hunt.

samwash:
Must you eat everything you called animal ?
They should have take it back to the wild .
In Florida, reptile always crawl into pple house, yet they don't kill it, they always return it to the wild. I wonder if that can happen in Nigeria.

samwash:
Must you eat everything you called animal ?
They should have take it back to the wild .
In Florida, reptile always crawl into pple house, yet they don't kill it, they always return it to the wild. I wonder if that can happen in Nigeria.

That's Florida, THIS NIGERIA!

Sososo:
With the rate at which they are hunting these down ,they will soon go extinct.

That's if they all haven't gon extinct ...

omo snake don pass oh now na monitor dey now

God when will i kill one at my Farm

Arysexy:


Nkita lachakwa gi Anya there! Na Igbo man wear that Hausa dress and slip on abi

Rapu omuma awi ala

tetralogyfallot:
This is a short story of a monitor lizard I caught at my back yard this evening.

This is simply a giant gecko!
No more no less

I am vomiting already

One pandemic at a Time please.


What happened to chicken, beef, pork, fish etc. Why are you trying to start another global pandemic??

Lol, I was about staying "this small thing"? Then boom!! I saw that it had already been cut and put in a pot

samwash:
Must you eat everything you called animal ?
They should have take it back to the wild .
In Florida, reptile always crawl into pple house, yet they don't kill it, they always return it to the wild. I wonder if that can happen in Nigeria.

They do eat Crocodiles in Florida. You just need a license/permit to hunt them during the hunting season

Nigerians and lizards are like 6 9 !

Why do Nigerians eat every shit they find ?

Damn, be a little selective , joor! Didn’t know it was that bad in Nigeria !!

What is the difference between Nigerians and the Chinese ?

What kind of question is this? Person roast meat come put for pot, u come dey ask if him wan chop am. What usually follows after that?

Queenslander:
Oh dear, please don't tell me you actually plan on eating that??

How deadly is this monitor lizard. I've seen it in my grandma's compound once.

tetralogyfallot:
This is a short story of a monitor lizard I caught at my back yard this evening.

What's the problem of Nigerians? everything eat - we are still looking for what caused the covid, and Lassa fever, but No! Nigerians would not listen they would fall sick and start infecting others that did not eat the nonsense with them, you people are eating a big lizard simple - lizard is lizard, leave wild animals alone - haba!!!

tetralogyfallot:
This is a short story of a monitor lizard I caught at my back yard this evening.

Nonsence

If you don't understand the post yet, it reads: A rabid animal kills and eats a monitor lizard.
Tuehh

tetralogyfallot:
something wen I don use cold odeku flush

Looking at your monica you may know better health-wise

All this animal activist are still coming for you

Do people eat this things

XXXXTENTACION:
Lord lala food has arrived

x Wetin Sup... you don resurrect??

skyfather09:
x Wetin Sup... you don resurrect??

na just moniker oo

And you you just killed what can make you rich! So sorry, for you don't know what nature brings to the pocket. Why not start a reptile zoo and see the turn-out while including other animals to become a full zoo. Nigerians ehh! you get opportunity, you no fit venture to it. You think say na poor man the change government? Go ask US And you go sabi say na their billionaires change government.

samwash:
Must you eat everything you called animal ?
They should have take it back to the wild .
In Florida, reptile always crawl into pple house, yet they don't kill it, they always return it to the wild. I wonder if that can happen in Nigeria.

Florida ko, Ijebu Igbo ni. Na Florida you dey? Quickly look for the nearest iron bender or bricklayer around you and ask for a good slap. After that you go know where you dey.

MrBrownJay1:


people in Florida are not suffering and smiling... like in Nigeria. the day they do, you will see how all them crocs etc will end up in people fridge.

Don't mind the Florida idiot.
American people eat cheap chicken burger 24/7. That's why they don't eat other reptiles.
We here in Nigeria, our chicken nor plenty reach like their own. And it isn't cheap for us either.
Hence many go hungry without meat or fish.
Shey we have KFC here in Nigeria? Only the rich can afford it.
Yet in America, KFC is like their Mama Akara. EVERYBODY can afford it.