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My Girlfriend Left My House To Go Have Sex With Another Man / How Can I Stop This Girl From Coming To My House / How Do I Tell My Fiancee That I Am Tired Of Incessant Sex? (2) (3) (4)

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Re: I Am Tired Of Her Coming To My House To Eat Food, How Do I Tell Her? by shiki(m): 7:06am On Jul 17, 2020
invite your girl friend frequently, it seems you are hiding ur babes from ur church member
Re: I Am Tired Of Her Coming To My House To Eat Food, How Do I Tell Her? by Ladycewhy(f): 7:07am On Jul 17, 2020
Martinez39s:
She has cleverly infiltrated you. Next time, don't give girls such free hand with you. They will abuse it and it will lead to great sense of entitlement. Some guys fall prey to this, and it gets so bad that these bitçhes will be dragging these guys' tv remote with them in the guys' house. undecided

If you respect your hard earned money and properties (food stuffs) it acquired, don't waste them on a leech. Keep your keys with you, and do as I have directed. Be ready to lose your "friendship" if it comes to that. Personally, I would have been direct in telling her to stop coming to my house. Just do what I told you.
spewing vile as usual undecided,you don spit full this thread undecided
Re: I Am Tired Of Her Coming To My House To Eat Food, How Do I Tell Her? by josebayo1: 7:12am On Jul 17, 2020
Just look for another lady to pretend as ur girlfriend that’s if you don’t have one. I think that should scare her away. And if it doesn’t tell her ur girlfriend is not comfortable seeing her around you
Re: I Am Tired Of Her Coming To My House To Eat Food, How Do I Tell Her? by KOMOBOBO: 7:12am On Jul 17, 2020
Alexgman1:
NAIRALANDERS, There is this very pretty fair lady who lives nearby and always comes to my house to jist, watch DSTV, sometimes play scrabble & chess. As we attend thesame church.

But she doesnt reject drink or food each time i ask or offer to entertain her. Infact she now enters my kitchen freely.

How do I politely stop or reduce her almost everyday visitation? (because of food).

This pandemic is hitting me hard & its not getting funny.
Try this but please beware cuz there's no guarantee it would work for you like it did for me.

Get yourself slightly intoxicated preferably with Gin ( cuz of it's odour) , make her believe you're drunk and when you're alone with her, roughly initiate sex and make sure u do it so harshly that she'll get angry... If she gets annoyed or rejects your sexual advances, you'll in turn tell her to leave and never come back cuz you're not ready to be her sugar daddy but if peradventure you succeed in bedding her, you have the advantage of being tipsy and you can easily use it against her by accusing her of seducing you simply because you were drunk ( say some really harsh things in the process ) this would make her give you some space . I used this to get rid of a lady once so it should work for you too..

Good luck getting rid of her.

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Re: I Am Tired Of Her Coming To My House To Eat Food, How Do I Tell Her? by spiralwedge(m): 7:15am On Jul 17, 2020
Alexgman1:
She even knw where i hide my key incase am not around and there is light.

When next there is light, put on porn or something sensual. Insist on watching it. Hide the remote.
Come back afterwards, tell us what happens.

It's either she walks away or stay to watch with you.
Next time she comes, do same.

It's either you are eating the coocoochie or she's walking away
Re: I Am Tired Of Her Coming To My House To Eat Food, How Do I Tell Her? by KOMOBOBO: 7:15am On Jul 17, 2020
Martinez39s:
Tell her to stop coming. Is there any other way? She has cleverly infiltrated you, and she is draining you. Anyway, since you can't be direct, when next she knocks on your door, tell her "your timing is awkward. I want to be alone, and I don't want any visitors for next one week. Come back later." Keep doing this.

If she gets angry and start distancing herself, don't be surprised. If she tries to infiltrated harder, don't be surprised. Just stand your ground like a being with balls.

Op said he's a devoted church member and as such cannot touch her.... Na there him matter stay cast cuz the sooner he grew the balls to say his mind, the better
Re: I Am Tired Of Her Coming To My House To Eat Food, How Do I Tell Her? by stevups(m): 7:16am On Jul 17, 2020
Continue feeding her, she's your wife. God will soon surprise you and she will propose to you. She has confidence in you, as she is safe in your house. Don't lose your wife because of a minor thing. Don't ask for sex at all. From today onwards, always give her small change when she's leaving your house. You have less than a month to have a clean lady as your wife.
Re: I Am Tired Of Her Coming To My House To Eat Food, How Do I Tell Her? by Getdowntobiznes: 7:16am On Jul 17, 2020
Alexgman1:
NAIRALANDERS, There is this very pretty fair lady who lives nearby and always comes to my house to jist, watch DSTV, sometimes play scrabble & chess. As we attend thesame church.

But she doesnt reject drink or food each time i ask or offer to entertain her. Infact she now enters my kitchen freely.

How do I politely stop or reduce her almost everyday visitation? (because of food).

This pandemic is hitting me hard & its not getting funny.
Are you sure you didn't ffeeww?
Re: I Am Tired Of Her Coming To My House To Eat Food, How Do I Tell Her? by cezarman(m): 7:17am On Jul 17, 2020
Alexgman1:
Whats ur advice leave him, he has said his own.

See mugu. No wonder she wan kee you die.
I'm sure your friends must have advised you soundly but as a mugu wey you be...

You think she doesn't know what she's doing?
Keep waiting for her to have pity on you, your house and your food. You never see anything, just be forming nice guy and church member.

Shiny Tears awaits you.
Re: I Am Tired Of Her Coming To My House To Eat Food, How Do I Tell Her? by EngrXrix(m): 7:17am On Jul 17, 2020
Alexgman1:
NAIRALANDERS, There is this very pretty fair lady who lives nearby and always comes to my house to jist, watch DSTV, sometimes play scrabble & chess. As we attend thesame church.

But she doesnt reject drink or food each time i ask or offer to entertain her. Infact she now enters my kitchen freely.

How do I politely stop or reduce her almost everyday visitation? (because of food).

This pandemic is hitting me hard & its not getting funny.
initiate sex. she go dey see u run... that na if una never dey lash Sha. grin
Re: I Am Tired Of Her Coming To My House To Eat Food, How Do I Tell Her? by maxiuc(m): 7:20am On Jul 17, 2020
Na simple matter ooo

Hide ur food and make sure you have eaten well enough before she comes

Then try telling her that Hmmmm this ur visiting get as e be oooooo and you know sey body no be firewood make something no happen one-day just say it in a funny way then watch her reaction
Re: I Am Tired Of Her Coming To My House To Eat Food, How Do I Tell Her? by dona2us(m): 7:21am On Jul 17, 2020
Alexgman1:
She even knw where i hide my key incase am not around and there is light.
hmm bros for real e b like say you never tell us wenti dey from what am seeing you two love each other but just waiting for who to come out first my guy better take your chances before you go here come dey lament say one of your guy don take your girl
Re: I Am Tired Of Her Coming To My House To Eat Food, How Do I Tell Her? by Russi: 7:23am On Jul 17, 2020
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People should stop saying i am being wicked or irreligious. Its not about Christianity or Islam, its just plain fact!



Russi:



It seems you worship her.
What kind of "mature and classic lady keh?"

Obviously you have serious self esteem issues and have secret desires.
Get off this forum and be a man.



Have you fed your parents? And siblings?

What does she do for a living bros?

Be careful as many 'runs girls' have pitched their tent with small boys who can cater for them while the pandemic lasts. After the pandemic they will head back to the streets.

Even if is is church things.... Have you consulted your Bible on the character and behaviour of a Virtuous woman? Do you thing virtue is only about pretending not to have or want sexual adventures?

How industrious is she?.. check out Proverbs 31 or so!


Finally, will you really be tempted, taunted and put in a compromising situation by God all these days?
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Re: I Am Tired Of Her Coming To My House To Eat Food, How Do I Tell Her? by Devilpen(m): 7:24am On Jul 17, 2020
Simple something... Everytime she come begin to lament how things are hard, shame no go let her come the next day.. Depends on how convincing you are
Re: I Am Tired Of Her Coming To My House To Eat Food, How Do I Tell Her? by mamato(f): 7:25am On Jul 17, 2020
chiommy123:
but there is love in sharing na

There is love in sharing when it is not your own. cool
Re: I Am Tired Of Her Coming To My House To Eat Food, How Do I Tell Her? by virginchaser(m): 7:28am On Jul 17, 2020
She trusted you that why she is coming. You can simply tell her that you do not feel comfortable for her been with you all the time that you need your privacy for meditation. Ho hard feelings.
Re: I Am Tired Of Her Coming To My House To Eat Food, How Do I Tell Her? by mark2sunny(m): 7:28am On Jul 17, 2020
You might just be entertaining an angel
Re: I Am Tired Of Her Coming To My House To Eat Food, How Do I Tell Her? by Unrated900(m): 7:28am On Jul 17, 2020
Any times she comes again and straight into your kitchen,hold her by the waist.

If she pull you off,hold her again if she tells you to Bleep offf that what’s the meaning of that rubbish.

Tell her she should go that she is causing havoc to your privacy.

If she didn’t says anything while holding her,then that’s your future wife.
Re: I Am Tired Of Her Coming To My House To Eat Food, How Do I Tell Her? by JBoss25(m): 7:29am On Jul 17, 2020
Sundrus:
U don chop kpekus?
na only pussy u sabi
Re: I Am Tired Of Her Coming To My House To Eat Food, How Do I Tell Her? by Johel(m): 7:30am On Jul 17, 2020
Alexgman1:
NAIRALANDERS, There is this very pretty fair lady who lives nearby and always comes to my house to jist, watch DSTV, sometimes play scrabble & chess. As we attend thesame church.

But she doesnt reject drink or food each time i ask or offer to entertain her. Infact she now enters my kitchen freely.

How do I politely stop or reduce her almost everyday visitation? (because of food).

This pandemic is hitting me hard & its not getting funny.


Without any personal interest,stylishly ask her for sex,I guess that will drive her away based on church things,buh if she insists,then you know she's clearly looking for a husband.
And if she still tripping,then tell her the bitter truth,I believe it will bite her hence making her stay away..
Re: I Am Tired Of Her Coming To My House To Eat Food, How Do I Tell Her? by chatinent: 7:32am On Jul 17, 2020
All I understood is why you haven't requested sex is because you didn't want her to say you tried to rape her, and not even the fear of God. Claps.
Re: I Am Tired Of Her Coming To My House To Eat Food, How Do I Tell Her? by bizzibodi(m): 7:34am On Jul 17, 2020
When next she comes bring out yur machine gun fully loaded & tell her to spread out Yu wanna service it & watch her flee & never come back.
Re: I Am Tired Of Her Coming To My House To Eat Food, How Do I Tell Her? by Risentouch(m): 7:34am On Jul 17, 2020
OP.
The worst thing you can do is to have sex with this girl, you will surely regret it because you have given her upper hand next thing she will start wearing your clothes and boxers. If you have a girlfriend just try invite her over to come spend like a week. It's a woman that drives a woman easily...I have been there before, telling you based on experience
Re: I Am Tired Of Her Coming To My House To Eat Food, How Do I Tell Her? by ayenale1(m): 7:35am On Jul 17, 2020
I trust myself, her first visit to my house to eat, i go chop her punna like mad, all this sisters in the lord are baddest on maracana stadium
Re: I Am Tired Of Her Coming To My House To Eat Food, How Do I Tell Her? by Alfredjones1(m): 7:36am On Jul 17, 2020
Nawao Because of Ordinary food you're complaining, Amend your ways man, this won't help you
Re: I Am Tired Of Her Coming To My House To Eat Food, How Do I Tell Her? by anselm791(m): 7:41am On Jul 17, 2020
i'm afraid I have to agree with these ungodly folks, nothing chases a woman faster away than constantly attempting knacks.
Re: I Am Tired Of Her Coming To My House To Eat Food, How Do I Tell Her? by ayenale1(m): 7:49am On Jul 17, 2020
No body is telling you to bounce on her for Bleep or force her, play with her anytime she's around probably eating together stylishly feed her one or two times, tell her you love her cooking then pretend as if there's pepper/oil on her lips, do as if you want to remove the pepper/oil with with your ginger then ask her to close her eyes so that it won't splash on her face...kiss her on the lips if you remove your lips immediately then you will be screwed, dont remove your lips on her lips for 5min continue squeezing your lips on hers then you will see she responds cos she wanted it with you then proceed to smooch then enter her promise land, at this point she will want to say no due to spiritual sister-brother relationship that where you dexterity comes in...play smart. Many ladies that didn't even gave me signals up to yours i knack them my pen well well, i later discovered that they had relationships but they want adventures and want to try something new and they thank me for it...she might want Bleep with you to fulfill her passion for something new.
Re: I Am Tired Of Her Coming To My House To Eat Food, How Do I Tell Her? by Chiboto414: 7:49am On Jul 17, 2020
callmeRichie:
Don't be too around, make sure you find somewhere going at least for a week and don't tell her about it and don't drop your keys again. When she comes around couldn't find you and the key, e to dawn on hertongue
the Op knows what he's doing with the girl, he is enjoying the girls present....shikina
Re: I Am Tired Of Her Coming To My House To Eat Food, How Do I Tell Her? by boogie2: 7:50am On Jul 17, 2020
Alexgman1:
we are devoted church workers. i cant try any rubbish. i no wan hear, "he tried to rape me"


Guy na mugu talk you dey talk so. Well no be me go open your eye.
Re: I Am Tired Of Her Coming To My House To Eat Food, How Do I Tell Her? by vega84(m): 7:51am On Jul 17, 2020
Alexgman1:
NAIRALANDERS, There is this very pretty fair lady who lives nearby and always comes to my house to jist, watch DSTV, sometimes play scrabble & chess. As we attend thesame church.

But she doesnt reject drink or food each time i ask or offer to entertain her. Infact she now enters my kitchen freely.

How do I politely stop or reduce her almost everyday visitation? (because of food).

This pandemic is hitting me hard & its not getting funny.
,oga jst pray for more no big deal there
Re: I Am Tired Of Her Coming To My House To Eat Food, How Do I Tell Her? by dalass(f): 7:51am On Jul 17, 2020
Alexgman1:
She even knw where i hide my key incase am not around and there is light.

Change the key position.

I think in her mind, she has started a relationship with you. You are probably blind... To see she may be in love with you...

Or you have been friend zoned! She may see you as either of the above. You may need to open your eyes and observe better to know if you need yo talk to her and determine what type of situation your truly in with her. That's when you can really determine what your response will be to her food entitlement at your place is... Cheers bro grin
Re: I Am Tired Of Her Coming To My House To Eat Food, How Do I Tell Her? by dezik: 7:54am On Jul 17, 2020
Give a woman an unsupervised privilage, she'll take the whole village

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