₦airaland Forum

Legend87:
Abeg, do ur calculations well bro.. How can u say his share is 45k our of 7 trillion, 30 billion naira? On a more serious note, if we're to share that sum between 160 million people, each person get's over 4Billion.. So, with such an amount, anyone can go to another country & settle in comfortably.

MsNelly:
Oh, okay.
That's all really, thanks.

MsNelly:
Lmao, I want info on c-section. How safe it is when done in Nigeria?

MsNelly:
I'm okay, I actually wanted to talk to you about what you do.

A lil birdie tells me you're a doc.

MsLady39:
Thanks...I read that lovely conversation... yikes..but what a great "real life" example. You are a pretty good teacher!

shaybebaby:
Did I hear Diary?

I'm all over that ish like a rash.

Sweet cheeks, you are as old as the person you are feeling.

shaybebaby:
Just make sure it's something soft incase she detonates before you can surprise her. It won't be funny to get a broken head for Christmas.

And don't play victim here. You want to deny the delicious meals she serves, the poor gal will be slaving over the hot cooker, cooking shikin etc

MsLady39:
Hi,
You know what? I forgot to mention the insults!! Wow...is all I can say..some of these folks need to be paid comedians! Luckily, with maturity comes the ability to not "give up" on all, just because of a few (well in this case quite a bit).
I also have to remember that a lot of the folks in here are teens & 20 somethings (& maybe even young kids.....which is scary)
Although I'm not old, I definitely am not a teen or 20 something year old. Well, I still like the site overall. I'm gonna visit other rooms on the
site. If anything, I'm gonna keep reading the
he threads to learn words, hopefully their
meanings, sentence structure!

shaybebaby:
Nothing on here that isn't obvious to strangers.
Now I'm curious, I want to know this biz that you are hiding.

shaybebaby:
That would be because they are lacking in judgement. Not the fault of the giver of the advice. It's up to us to decide what to keep and what to chuck.

Still Saturday here, for another 50 mins but I'll take the good wishes. Sending the same back to you.

Yeah, I've been off radar.. Life gets busy sometime but hey, it's nearly Christmas. What you got planned?

TheeDetective:
You are kidding me, ehen you for talk nah and burst her bubble hehehe.

Nah true you talk ooo, not to take things too seriously on the internet o otherwise, person go just dey get unnecessary headache.

Yeah you are right that most people won't do half of what they say online in reality.

Nah this nairaland nah em person go dey call themselves billionaires and dey no get reach that o, but online them be billionaires. Wetin person no go see and hear for this life.

shaybebaby:
I like how you say "most" because I am pretty much the same. To the extent that my brother read one of my posts and called me to ask if I was shaybebaby on here. Never spoken to him about my forays on here previously.

shaybebaby:
I guess that's the beauty of the World Wide Web. We are all here as a form of escapism so I guess no harm done.

Amelian:
Thanks for your advice..

Am strong.. Am. Not a weakling like you.

Cause u guys have nothing upstairs to proffer as solutions to people's problems online does not mean am meant to be that empty headed like u guys

Eat your hearts out.

I will keep saying my opinion.. Whether I fake personality or whatever.. It's my business not yours..

You are not meant to know my marital status or life story before u listen to good advice most times from me.

So. Just keep your advice to yourself .. I don't need it

Bad belle with empty Brains

Some people wan die on top my life history..
Say whatever u all like.. I will keep on advicing peeps that need my advertise.
Call me whatever name..
I send it back to you.
Shikena

TheeDetective:
Which one come be Scapegoat nah? .

I guess we should all create room for comedy in life to ease the stress factor

Indeed, the internet has become a place where a good number of people claim what they are not in reality.

missjo:
I don't daydream

shaybebaby:
Actually, you got me to comment after you dug out her previous post subsequent to her first assertations.

I guess I was surprised because I imagined the other fella got it wrong and then viola! You stepped in.

There was me thinking that misrepresentation is the harder option as it takes time and effort so couldn't fathom why anyone would create work when there is no need to even do the work at all. Naive me.

MsLady39:
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Sorry folks,
Didn't want to overwhelm you guys with so much info. If you read this, it's supposed to come after my firsr post. So let me finish my list.

2.) Size/Shape-I though Nigerian men didn't mind a fuller woman...yet in the "Romance" section, all I see is guys begging for "slim women."
3.) Obsession (with) Money- So many guys complain about the women wanting money...but it seems that the guys want it just as much.
4.) Oversexualization-I though Nigerian men were (for the most part gentlemen).
If I hadn't seen the foreign words (which I don't know the meaning of...I would've thought I was in an American chatroom.
This is NOT a complaint post....I just
am seeing oposite of what I expected....maybe it's just that times have changed..perhaps??

Kazrem:
Sorry, I couldn't on time. The one they sis this morning was 172. This after is 190. I have not asked for evening figure. The nurse said the morning figure is the real one.

sisisioge:
You, just like the rest of your male folks never listen. pls did you read anything written here at all?

She said she wants him to be fair with in dealings with her. If he's fair, he would not leave her alone to do all the chores, take care of the Kids, care for him and herself and still expect a cooperative woman. Capability, love, respect...etc... How do you translate these? Listen dude...listen.

5minsmadness:
Small time now, they will say all i mentioned above is in their list, make we come dey search for am

merahki:
Hello
Mine has to be very successful, and wealthy, and more (covers face)
However this need of mine is not because I am a leech.... but deeply stems from the fact that I need the man to be "God" in my relationship (no blasphemy intended)

That God of mine has to be superior to me -riches, knowledge, experience, power, age, wisdom, you name it, a mix of father and lover who is very indulgent of my wildness, my excesses, my "unrealistic" expectations about life . As such, I would be most intolerant of a bad lover, of a man I know more stuff than, of a man that is not a total provider. He lets me have puleeenty money to play with, even though I am a professional who earns money too. Having me "bring to the table" will kill my respect for him. He has to know things ...at the same time, I dont want a Googler, if you know what I mean. He is beautiful to look at, does healthy living without much puffing, huffing and preening (if obvious, he would turn me off). He definitely is not a calorie counter, and not vegetarian. He is a drinker but not a drunk....not an alcoholic.

Of course I do not expect him to do chores..not because he should not, but because my fantasy would be crushed seeing my man getting into all the equality movement about house chores. Sometimes would be nice...the way I can get up and get him treats sometimes too....not all the time. He would indulge my love for my family, he would simultaneously be mildlly obssesive and aloof at the same time.....he is not clownish about religion, that is, it would be most hard for me to fall for the "saved and vocal about it" type....if he identifies as Christian it is cos that was how he was raised.....but he is also broad -minded enough to know that it is something to be really quiet about and if pushed, mildly ashamed of (the fact that we have no philosophy of our own)....but, he is not an atheist, have to say this.

There is no man like this is there? . I am now closer to 40 than 30....jeez, and obviously single....
I believe my flights of fancy are too much for being a wife....I have tried many times but I am more comfortable with males as friends and relatives.....this way, they can be flawed and I would still love them....with a significant other, they have to be infallible demi-gods. The men in my life love me, but all consider me "too foreign" (suspect they are being kind here)

It is no wonder I am single, but I have met two people who came close (will share one) - one was "it" until I drove with him from my city to the capital city in a car and trip that had it all....until I smelt it, never heard it....in a closed car with AC and soft music, this smell came and killed off all the romance in me. No words, just the shock on my part, and I dunno, the entitlement? on his part...considering he did not wind down or say sorry. I was grateful he did not though, weirdly so, acknowledging it would have been too much for me to handle then. I jes sucked it in.....while love was sucked right outta of me. Afterwards I never could keep that outta my head. SMH, at me.
Well, fart smell in a car....I did not do it, and there were only two people there, so no brainer who did it. Gods do not fart like that! They do shaa...I know, butti.....

Well, this is why I am comfortable being single....there has to be the "God" ...if not, I am totally fine.
I think I am a terrific relative , friend, girlfriend/lover, and ironically a person people want their advice a lot on relationship issues...I dunno why.....I have a suspicion that as a wife? The typical one who is earth mother and all that? I am not it . But it is okay too. Maybe one day would find that man who wants to just pamper me to pieces as a companion who lights up his life....he is not looking for the conventional wife and mother to his kids, he ideally does not even want kids, or can just consider one....that would be me.
(Shrugs)

This could be why NL gender wars fly over my head...I know I might be atypical in my wants and desires...I side with the different stories based on how they touch my heart. But I despise unkindness, desperation and manipulation of any kind...so my guilty party is almost invariably the person who has these.
(Hope I have answered your question?....this is my truth..well, there is more, but that should be for when I write my memoir! Excuse this already too long post)
Cheers

bukatyne:
Bellong codes and even helped me edit

You see, when a husband genuinely loves his wife, he doesn't need to be told to be faithful, loyal, caring and whatever else catches your fancy.

Even God gave us only two commandments...

1. Love Him
2. Love your neighbor.

My husband's genuine love is all I ever wanted and gotten so I am the richest woman in the world.

Mimzyy:
What a country we live in! This is so sad. Her condition keeps deterioration by the day and the doctors are just acting at snail speed. This is so unfair. Someone's life is at stake here.

cococandy:
Yup. Same way I trust you to be a wife-beating womanizing and disrespectful husband when your time comes.

TheArchangel:
They have a diagnosis but Kazeem can't see it as families are of allowed to handle patients/ relatives folder. Let him ask them their working diagnosis and differential diagnosis.
From the referral note, Mama is hypertensive with a blood pressure of about 180/110, it is such a huge risk for surgery coupled with the her diabetic state. No sane doctor will tempt it. It has to be reduced and controlled before making an attempt.

I wish mama quick recovery. Amen.

bukatyne:
What I want from MINE husband

1. Genuine love
2. Genuine love
3. Genuine love
4. Genuine love
5. Genuine love

sisisioge:
Sweetie, why did u assume "mine" there meant my family? I actually meant my children. Me and the kids...no be him born my siblings and parents nau

uzobaby:
Be faithful
2.Be hardworking /responsible
3.Be Romantic
4. Don't stifle me
5. Be playful ,fun to be with