₦airaland Forum

yetseyi:
Orishirishi

sisisioge:
you just get choco!

Do you perhaps know how to divide one quote into many ? Eg......



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Get it? Thanks

sisisioge:
It is quite easy...

First , you click on reply button.After which you state your business(whatever you wanna say), then you scroll downward to the post you are interested in quoting. Once you find one, click on quote...viola! It will be added to your post. This can be repeated as many times as you want till the mod bans you . Of course, you know you have to submit once done

Wey my money?

mcdreeezy:
Teach me, please.

curvilicious:
What thread is this if I may ask.
Op, I like the story but the man deserved a stinking slap

sisisioge:

Goodest Nigeria studeeeeent! Good!

LadyMercedes:
All because of Tribal Marks?

[s]It may sound impossible, but don't pay attention to what people say about you[/s]. [size=15pt]To me, as long as you're not[/size] [s]feeding me, clothing me, putting a roof over my head, [/s]or [size=15pt]shagging me, I really don't give a rat's ass what you think of me.[/size]

[s]Who cares if you have tribal marks? Why should you let that determine how happy you should be? What of people who have no sight, or who have no legs and hands? There's more to life that mere physical appearance, you know. At the end of it all, we would all end up 6 feet under.[/s]

If you don't see anything valuable about yourself, no one else will.

Cheers!

carammel:
So you have inferiority complex because of tribal marks?

Well,I dunno where you came from,but if you are Yoruba,there are more than enough Yoruba women with tribal marks and they are doing just fine. You are the only person that can help yourself,be proud of your look and never allow anyone look down on you,a man would love you for you and the good thing you have to offer while he overlooks your tribal mark.

I will seek the permission of my sis inlaw to upload her picture,she is very beautiful,a pharmacist with nice accent and married to a handsome man with kids, she even did shakara in her single days.

Come out of your shell and stop wallowing in self pity please.

mysticgal:
What I do

emtebe:
Please friends i need your advise on this issue.
I have a girlfriend we have been dating since four years now and also we have been staying together since early last year, but she always have guys number on her phone even she is dating them as well,have been complaining about this issue since last two years,i even change her line but that one won't stop her. Just of recent someone send love message to her,i now call the person because the phone was with me when the message came ,i call the guy and explain things to him but he change it say rubs words,he even tell me that he funk my girlfriend more than i do he even say am not the only one dating her.
What now pains me now is if i ask of sex from her,i will have to beg her like a new born baby.
I later told my girlfriend that have called the guy, u won't believe she change it with me. I just reported similar issue to her mother last week but it seem it like doing.
Please i really need your advise?

fluxbush:
e- hugs . We shall overcome.

crackhaus:
Lol, that's a funny one.

Everyone be like yea of course, but it's like dem never put flight ticket into consideration yet.

TomHagen:
Perhaps if I become very rich and have no need to work again.

mysticgal:
And a wife or husband cannot accept steal from each other.
Thanks for the insight, I appreciate
Good morning

bukatyne:
@OP: Yes

However, in light of mysticgal's submissions, a husband cannot be prosecuted for raping his wife neither can a wife be prosecuted for raping her husband.

Although, if any party sustained physical injury during the act, the perpetrator can be charged with assault/battery.

bukatyne:
Jesus!

mysticgal:
Lady, there is a probability you are not in Nigeria but if you are and claim to be a lawyer, then you don't know your onions and you are outdated in the practice of law, so I suggest, you go back to case laws and the criminal code which for now reigns supreme... And I advice, before giving or dishing out such crap you think you know, research and then serve because you never know who reads it

And I never said what I said because it was what I think, rather it is what I know... I have joined a senior counsel to court on a case bordering on marital rape and you know what marital rape is not criminalized in Nigeria... So beware of what the heck you say.
Lemme refer you to section 1 of the interpretation section of the criminal code, section 6 of the criminal code and 357 of the criminal code and beautifully calm down and read this
https://www.google.com.ng/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=http://iiste.org/Journals/index.php/JAAS/article/viewFile/25622/26274&ved=0ahUKEwiQo9iasYTQAhWEAsAKHRHwAb8QFggaMAA&usg=AFQjCNHw9mdSX9eiol8_cS9Clrvh-pQQnQ&sig2=DZfY9fa4WcVjfVlH2uG7Zw

Have an inspired day ahead

CC.. Teespice and 5minsmadness

TomHagen:
Lol. I already took a different career path. It's a nice thought though.

Liability:
Her pants is showing in the first pix


























i know some people will scroll up

edwife:
Yea maybe favorable for men but not for women...

Women had no say when or how they will get married,they didn't even see their supposed spouses until wedding day

Dfinex:
lolsss....U sound like u are talking from experience.

SAMBARRY:
actually it is.why do you seem upset

You're not cute when you don't smile. Oya let me see your 32

chiraqDemon:
Or that feeling when ur sitting on the toilet n ur joystick touches the inside of the toilet bowl

SAMBARRY:


Ermm @5minsmadness please your attention is urgently needed here because I want to ask a question

IF men experience ibotan why aren't the in between of their laps black like ladies own

Thanks

Dfinex:
lol. ....lwkmd. Really funny, no not funny as I can imagine the excruciating pain and agony.

fuckpro:
help me tellam,how can this be a recurring problem ... like is it your mum that zip the trouser for you,that problem stop at age 5 to 7 most

freecocoa:
Guess someone has balls the size of oranges, hahaha.

Billiondoe:
What are the characteristics of a good marriage, am 25 and single and staying in a relationship is like world war 2... seems like love is not all it takes... am in a relationship with a 27yr old man and we r In love and we are both university graduates but I dont think we can make it to the alter cos it's a different drama everyday, never caught him cheating and he respects me but his family controls a better part of him and he isn't ready for marriage anytime soon and I have this ex who is very willing all I have to do is tell him am ready and am no longer in a relationship, he is rich and has different cars and houses but am not so into him but he loves me for sure....

Marlvin:
Sitting on your balls ,?

Balls sticking to your legs ?

Am just getting to know of this.

baby124:
Lmaooooo. So the balls get stuck on your tighs and you sit on it too? You can't make this stuff up. Many jokes will come out of this. Like "oga have a seat, mind your balls o"