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percival:
Things Nigerian Wives Expect From Their Husbands

1. To be a servile retard_ who puts up with their every excesses, ranging from feminism to incessant nagging e.tc etc.

2. A fat bank account.

3. He must be a virgin, but must have excellent skills in sexual matters.

3. He must be tall, super handsome with six packs and pink lips, even though they are anything but beautiful.

4. He shouldn't take offence as regards her flirting freely with random dudes, but should automatically transform into a faggot_ immediately he steps outta the house.

5. He must be an embodiment of kindness, honesty, compassion, docile humility and gentleness.

6. On no account should he raise his hand to strike them, despite the fact that they launched the first blow, or provoked him to the limit of human endurance.

6. Sweeping the house, doing the utensils, bathing the kids, preparing the meals are the basic responsibilities of a husband. Without objection. Unless he's no real man.

7. Staying away from sex under punishment (reason not taken into consideration) from madam should come easy to him. But must always be ready to rise to the party whenever wifey beckons.

And more...

cococandy:
1) faithfulness

2) respect

3) support (financial, emotional, physical etc. the whole being a partner thing fits in here)

4) conjugal obligations. We understand if he's not in the mood once in a while. Always is a no-no.

5) respect and care about our family members too.

Arijude:
There are two macro element of any Nigerian girl, namely: (1) Money, that is in surplus.
(2) Big fat dick: they need it but they won't tell you because they are too pretentious.

sisisioge:
- Love and respect me
- Be fair in your dealings with me
- Have my back as I yours.
- Take care of me and mine
-Biko don't cheat on me...if you aren't cool with what you are getting from me pls talk to me.

missjo:
Seriously, that pic up there is bound to put bad ideas in people

Mimzyy:
This is what i want from my man:

* A listening ear: Don't increase the volume of the TV when i am having a discussion with you. Let me know that you are paying attention to me.

* Be honest with me: Tell me things exactly the way they are, do not tell me what you feel i want to her. Don't try to sugar-coat the truth no matter how bitter it is.

* Understanding: If you do not understand me, then, who else will. You need to understand my mood swings, everything. You should be able to tell why i do the things i do.

* Loyalty: I know that i am not the most beautiful girl in the world, i can be a mess to handle at times. I might not give you sex when you want it 'cos of the "i am tired" flimsy excuse but please, stay loyal to me. You saw that beautiful,yellow, flawless skinned chick with a big,round ass before you decided to settle for a chocolate diva, you knew there was (still is) something unique about me. So, whenever you are tempted to be unfaithful, remember that thing!

* Be Financially Independent: I will not saddle you with responsibilities but please, be hardworking and success oriented.

* Be Caring/Romantic: Why do you want to stop doing all the things you used to do before i agreed to date/marry you? We need to keep the spark alive please. Don't stop. You do not have to break a bank and it doesn't have to always be monetary. A one minute phone call to me just to tell me you love me will leave me shinning my teeth like i am a close-up ambassador for the rest of the day.

*Be Compassionate: You need to have human feelings. Be kind and help people as much as you can.

cc: 5minsmadness

Kazrem:
Now I am sad and bitter than ever.
I came this evening only to meet the leg worse than before.
I am pained.
The wound is getting close to the knee
Pray Monday comes early
Now I am crying profusely.
I feel restrained to share her pix again.

eyinjuege:
It may just be a soft tissue infection/cellulitis. Its a bit difficult to say if that's just some necrotic tissue on the skin. I would say its more of a cellulitis which some antibiotic and sugar control will sort out after some weeks.
Let the OP find time and discuss with those managing mama to know what's up. The xrays should help to determine if its more than a soft tissue infection

Mimzyy:
I knew it.

Mimzyy:
Tick tock. I can guess though.

That they will avoid this thread.

Mimzyy:
What's the deal?

Kazrem:
Update.


I left the hospital yesterday to attend to some also important issues at home and at work. But my sister was there. She told me that the doctor came and check the two xray we had done. He then wrote two other xray, one blood test and also wrote that she should take another pint of blood. All will be done today except one of the xray. That will be done on 19th (Monday). The person in charge gave that date for it.

I will go back tomorrow or early Friday morning. I need to vet teacher's report card and record my pupils' work too. Whatever happens I will keep you updated. Thank you all.

Mimzyy:
Hmmmmm.
I'll be back I promise .

Omegalala:
Godly? I'm a christian, i believe in Jesus.
But nobody is above mistake.

Also most guys in my situation won't think twice about abortion.
But I feel the foetus deserve the right to live once the egg is fertilized.
You never know the baby maybe a light to his/her generation.

I also believe there nothing new. What matters is how I handle the situation.
That's why I seeking for advice.

tannystacey:
thanks Everyone.

Initially when I was planning to come over, he wanted us to do an intro. But because I still needed to spend quality time with him without the distance barrier, I hesitated. I told my parents then, and they were like they just have to meet him in person, to at least have an idea of who their daughter is getting married to.

Now They talk on phone, whatsapp and all. He wants us to get married. And I totally understand that. He is almost thirty five and he really wants to start a family soon.
@Dbestdoc and others, the only issue I have is he never told me about the permit issue till i got here. I know families can meet, but my family is quite sensitive to marital issues. My parents are marriage counsellors themselves, and being the first, they have been talking about my marriage for a while and they are very sensitive about it. I intend to talk to them though.

@Splinz. yes. That was what he was suggesting, but i said no.

EfemenaXY:
What??

Seen a ghost?

donigspain:
I've had that experience and I can tell you it was not funny. The kids here shouting "you're a weakling" ain't seen nothing in life. Don't take them serious. In my case, my ex usually displays such aggression when she's climaxing. She would dig her nails into my neck bro while vibrating like cassava leaves in the wind.

We had to talk about it when I couldn't bear it anymore cuz the post-secx pain was unbearable. We settled for her to cut her nails. Though she still continued her clawing but there was very minimal bodily injury. I actually enjoyed the fact that she's expressive in bed... except the clawing part.

Have a heart-heart talk with your wife. Let her cut the nails. Don't make her feel bad though. Enjoy your marriage!

iChar:
Ma brother, learn to give it to Her haaaard with your face like this

Mimzyy:
I can only say, it's all gonna be ok. Sigh!

Coefficient:
Op, what if the tables were turned? Let's say you're the one with baggages, like a criminal history or had served jail term.

Mimzyy:
Modified.