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FamilyRe: Using Dusting Powder As An Alternative To Circumcision Of Female Infants by 5minsmadness: 2:44pm On Nov 25, 2016
MizMyColi:
Lol @daleru grin grin
Thank you Ma'am. Oluwa is involved and by his grace our LOs will turn out fine.
She says Hi Mamasmiley

shocked
Even hot water too?
I didn't know o.
I thought it's routine.
Thank you for this info.
Hot water is not harmful as long as its not scalding hot. You can let them do that i.e press the vagina.

But i'm in support with someone who said u should watch your aunt, some women use excuse of pressing the vagina to try and crush the clit0ris between thier fingers.
FamilyRe: Using Dusting Powder As An Alternative To Circumcision Of Female Infants by 5minsmadness: 2:41pm On Nov 25, 2016
MizMyColi:
Ehen, that is another ish we need to touch sef.
How can I come and barb this hair, how, why?

embarassed
Pls dont barb it.
Why would you want to barb it?
Wash it with baby shampoo (dont use adukt shampoo pls cos of the heavy elements therein) and oil it with coconut oil, it will be easy to comb.


Congrats by the way smiley
FamilyRe: Using Dusting Powder As An Alternative To Circumcision Of Female Infants by 5minsmadness: 2:38pm On Nov 25, 2016
ifyalways:
Dusting powder on a girls clits? Is that not witchcraft and wickedness in high and low places combined ? angry

I'll kill any man,woman or evil spirit that tries that with any of mine. angry angry

@Topic,I see no correlation with being promiscuous or the lack of it thereof with clits, does it mean all ashawo's ,high end escorts, etc were all uncut ?
People are promiscuous for various reasons.
FamilyRe: Using Dusting Powder As An Alternative To Circumcision Of Female Infants by 5minsmadness: 2:33pm On Nov 25, 2016
MizMyColi:
Plus I don't have much female friends, compared to males. Inshot, I don't have as much friends to make up a sample size hence my decision to bring to NL for vast opinion sampling.
Oooohhhh.
Hmmmmmmmmm
Ok me and you no get beef. Make i no talk. wink
FamilyRe: Using Dusting Powder As An Alternative To Circumcision Of Female Infants by 5minsmadness: 2:11pm On Nov 25, 2016
Clitoris
Clitoris

Clit0ris.

Na wa o.
This editing thing sha.
FamilyRe: Using Dusting Powder As An Alternative To Circumcision Of Female Infants by 5minsmadness:
MizMyColi:
Yes.
But then I have seen the hoohaa of some ladies and it looks so tattered.
I don't know if it is lack of circumcision or due to too much sex.
Tattered is not the right word.

Some women have flabby/flappy labia. Other women's labia fit just fine. Yet others elongate following trauma/sex etc.


A clit0ris is packed full of nerve endings that are xtremely pleasurable when stimulated. It is the main organ via which women enjoy sex. Retaining the c1itoris will ensure your daughter grows up to love and appreciate sex far better than her circumcised counterparts. Anyone telling u anything else is either ignorant or trying to sweet-mouth you.


It doesnt mean you should circumcise her though.
FamilyRe: Using Dusting Powder As An Alternative To Circumcision Of Female Infants by 5minsmadness:
nnamdibig:
**************hoohaa************
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Wetin we no go hear
As in,
Mizmycoli of all people being bashful about using the word vagina...

Mizmycoli asking/thinking about female circumcision huh


Indeed perspectives change when it has to do with something that concerns us personally grin
FamilyRe: Using Dusting Powder As An Alternative To Circumcision Of Female Infants by 5minsmadness: 1:55pm On Nov 25, 2016
thorpido:
Your own hoohaa wasn't touched as a child,was it?
I don't see any relationship between dusting powder and it's effect on c.lit.It definitely doesn't kill cells there.

Promiscuity to a great extent has to do with knowledge,exposure and lack of training. As a child grows(boy or girl),he/she is made aware of the changes in the body and the effects.Self restraint and sexual education/safe sex is also taught.

Congrats on the birth of your LO.
huh
FamilyRe: Using Dusting Powder As An Alternative To Circumcision Of Female Infants by 5minsmadness: 1:53pm On Nov 25, 2016
MizMyColi:
Experienced Papas Mamas and Doctors, please help me chook mouth inside this matter o.

So an aunt saw mum bathing my daughter and started asking why we didn't cut off that thing in her hoohaa.
I started wailing that it is not even something any mom in this age should consider.

Then she said there is an alternative.
That leaving it like that will make her too "active"
That alternative is dusting powder.
Dusting powder!!!

She says it will kill some cells that cause the need for too much pleasure.

Please don't read and waka pass o.
Let us deal with this matter.
People need to be aware.

I am concerned because I wouldn't want to my girl to grow up and start being promiscuous. I heard a story of one waka waka lady who claimed that it was because nothing was done to her hoohaa...

Is there even any truth in that?
If there is, are there ways one can prevent such?

Should the hoohaa of our female infants be left just as they are? Any risks.

Help please embarassed
You have a daughter? shocked shocked shocked
RomanceRe: "Children Of Nowadays" See The Pic A Teenager Uploaded On Facebook by 5minsmadness: 1:48pm On Nov 25, 2016
Stewpid boy. Idiot.
FamilyRe: Before You Divorce Your Wife Try This by 5minsmadness: 1:30pm On Nov 24, 2016
onatisi:
Why should men be the one giving all these things all the time?why not the lady?
My brothe me sef no know o. Its a woman's world i guess and men dont want to be seen as beasts. Else na we suffer marry them put them for house provide for them and protect them. Small thing dem do for us we no go hear word again. Even your own male counterparts will be supporting them sake of say dem be the weaker sex yet at the same time saying them dey equal with men.
Abeg back to the mata.

Op pls answer my questions above pls. Thanks.
FamilyRe: 4 Lessons I Learned From My Abusive Father About Forgiveness by 5minsmadness: 9:40am On Nov 24, 2016
Awesome read.
Enjoyed every minute!
FamilyRe: Before You Divorce Your Wife Try This by 5minsmadness: 8:04am On Nov 24, 2016
Nice one@op.

How does a man know his wife's love language if she doesn't give any hint?

And what is your advice for a man who practices the love languages mentioned above and his wife enjoys it, but does not reciprocate the love back?
FamilyRe: Any Same AS Couples In The House? by 5minsmadness: 12:30am On Nov 24, 2016
merahki:
cheesy
Thanks....but to be honest, not a big deal that I know it, cos I am a medico...I am rusty and actually had to pause to remember that conception does not mean delivery shocked lipsrsealed

About likes?
I have four 'like' issues on NL-
1...when I get a like notification, I hope it is for my "deep" posts and not for SMH-able posts, my heart sinks when it is for one of the latter
No control over that, might as well enjoy it.

2...on many occasions I would be the sole liker of a post...that one that may not be too funny or profound? but anytime I sense the poster made a real effort, or really believes what they post, or they quote someone and are ignored, etc, I like it.....it may not be funny to me oo..at times I would just discover what I call a "lonely" post and click...hoping it would make someone happy (covers face)
That's nice of you! Its good to know that there are a few more kind people like us hovering around this embittered environment grin

3...I never like a post with 12 likes...making it up to 13....I have an irrational aversion to that number...this comes from having read many oyibo books since childhood telling me the number is for bad luck, wearing clothes inside out and four leaved clovers etc are considered good luck
4...I have liked my own post once, on my former account. The reason was because it had 13 likes and I did not want that number...my skin kept crawling until I pressed the like button!
(Oh this is bad....but true cheesy tongue)
Same as me! I avoid that number as much as possible, I hardly type it sef tongue grin
FamilyRe: Any Same AS Couples In The House? by 5minsmadness: 5:42pm On Nov 23, 2016
sisisioge:
You are just an unrefined monkey grin grin grin grin

FamilyRe: Any Same AS Couples In The House? by 5minsmadness: 5:35pm On Nov 23, 2016
merahki:
Hi...the chances of a both-AS couple have a child with SS is 25%....or one quarter, if I remember my genetics well ....and this probability/chance is for each pregnancy
Then, giving birth to a child who is AA ...25% too
Child with AS....50%
Because each chance is for each pregnancy, if a couple has four kids...it does not mean one would be AA, one SS and the remaining two would be AS....they could have all four as AA, all four being AS, all four being SS....or 3 SS, one AA, 3SS, one AS, and so on
It does not depend on the number of children....

In summary......there could be that extremely lucky couple who may have their desired number of kids without any having SCD....but the reverse could be the case too....25 percent SS.. In in 4, for each pregnancy....

But well to do couples who both carry the sickling gene can have tests pre-conception to know the genotype of their foetus....and can decide to terminate every pregnancy with SS foetuses and carry to term and be delivered of the healthy ones- AS, AA
This costs money though, and then there is the issue of the "sinfulness" of this to consider

So we have a trifecta of issues associated with AS vs AS marriages viz
- the 25 percent chance of having SS for each pregnancy. Having one SS child does not guarantee that the next wont be an SS....remember sicle cell crises people, heartbreaking to see.....the respiratory problems, the anaemia, the bone pain, the death, the strain and stress on family, and more cry
- the high cost and possible unavailability of pre-conception tests
- the ethical/ morality considerations - abortion, guilt, blame, etc

It costs less than a thousand naira to get a genotyping....at least it did before June this year...
Most times, it is ignorance that makes people not go for genotyping....or more rarely to ignore the results
The second and arguably more dire reason is religion....some religious people praying it away lipsrsealed
Very intelligent post.very surprised no one liked it. Goes to show that likes mean nothing on nairaland.
FamilyRe: Any Same AS Couples In The House? by 5minsmadness: 5:32pm On Nov 23, 2016
sisisioge:
Whew! I heard there is a test they could do while the wifey is preggers to know the baby's genotype. Whew, plenty abortions!

OP, surely there are several unmarried AA chicks . Take your time, you would find. In fact , AA is more common than AS.Take a poll...Na we full ground. Why take the risk?
grin
Cough Advert coughcough grin
PetsRe: Nigerian Man Receives Python As Gift In US Mall. Photos by 5minsmadness: 2:17pm On Nov 23, 2016
PrettyCrystal:
A Nigerian man based in the United States, appeared to have been offered this 'pet' python as a gift during his visit to a shopping mall... The man who rejected the gift wrote; Not every gift is worth being accepted(Not every gift is worth accepting) please keep your pet, not interested.

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/11/not-interested-see-what-nigerian-man.html
Corrected.
RomanceRe: Can Someone Tell Me Were She Is Going Dressed Like This Pix by 5minsmadness: 5:15am On Nov 22, 2016
chris2face:
Op are u this dump she is going to the other room of course
Dumb
FamilyRe: Why Do Underage Children Learn Karate These Days? (photo) by 5minsmadness: 4:05pm On Nov 21, 2016
Because we copy everything oyibo people do without thinking. It makes us feel good that we are being counted 'among'the civilized.
RomanceRe: GUYS Are Superior To LADIES. by 5minsmadness: 9:40am On Nov 21, 2016
IamOged.
Post this in family section and see reaction.
FamilyRe: This Soul Suffers Silently by 5minsmadness: 11:20pm On Nov 20, 2016
chillis1:
grin cheesy grin cheesy

Yall not serious .

I saw another thread about swollen scrotum. Just pics ...no other info and every one is jumping on it.

It's either 95% of users here are so dump or most of them are scammers. I go with the two reasons anyway.

Meanwhile. ..most guys here have testified that they have 85lb scrotum(eg 5minsmadness and one other one I had forgotten ).

So what's the urgence here?
What has my scrotum got to do with this thread you this woman? angry
RomanceRe: She Said I Blew Her Brains When I Did This by 5minsmadness: 2:26pm On Nov 20, 2016
StupidYorubaFool:
my fiancé came over to my apartment 2 weeks ago and whilst we were on the zenith of romance, I sucked her puzzy.....
she shrieked, screamed and giggled......
she then told me that almost all the ladies have a proclivity for MouthAction....
she said i propelled her to cloud 9 and that whenever she's in the office she keeps reminiscing about it and it do appears afresh in her memory and thus a nostalgia worth reminiscing...
though I didn't enjoy it though but was compelled to suck her cos I love her and she was so hygienic and clean down there with a favourable scent...
she'll be visiting on Sunday again and anticipates a repetition of the same act...

ladies why do you really prefer oral to penetration...

matured comments pls.
@bolded,
Why didnt u enjoy it?
She was clean you said.
There was no smell you said.
So why didnt u enjoy ithuh
RomanceRe: Sem.en Consumption Can Make You Live Longer – See Shocking Revelations by 5minsmadness: 2:18pm On Nov 20, 2016
Captainbells:
No it's bitter!!
After so many years of di.ck throati.ng, I still can't bring myself to take in the fluids, gives me a bad flu whenever I do!!
Ok.

No wait...

grin grin grin

Now YOU I'd like to meet!
FamilyRe: Should I Tell My Husband That The Daughters He Loves So Much Don’t Belong To Him by 5minsmadness: 1:59pm On Nov 20, 2016
Captainbells:
The last time I checked, one could use other samples for a DNA test.. Whatever happened to hair from the roots?
Toothbrush?
Chewing gum?


Making assumptions and branding a person a liar is never a good look.
Now I don't care about the story up there, I was just making a comment on something I know that happened.. smiley
grin

Ok. No wahala.
Happy Sunday.
FamilyRe: Should I Tell My Husband That The Daughters He Loves So Much Don’t Belong To Him by 5minsmadness: 1:37pm On Nov 20, 2016
Captainbells:
Aunty doctor is a family friend and also a lab director.
I never said it happened in Nigeria, did I?
They only found out it was falsified when they was asked to get another test by the court.. The court chose an approved testing company. DNA analysis at Kings college!!!
And nope I don't know how many Nigeria Labs handle DNA testing!!
You can also book a private DNA test services, hope you know that!
Calm down smiley
FamilyRe: Should I Tell My Husband That The Daughters He Loves So Much Don’t Belong To Him by 5minsmadness: 1:36pm On Nov 20, 2016
ifyalways:
Which "doctor" does DNA testing? How can DNA test be carried without samples of the suspected dad/s?

My dear, I shake gele for una o. You think say DNA test na genotype? How many labs in Nigeria handles DNA testing sef, definitely not up to five.
grin

But seriously angry

Social media is becoming more and more of a nuisance nowadays, weaving lies to bamboozle and discombobulate the gullible public. How do you do a comparative DNA test without collecting a sample of the husband's blood?

Anyway, it makes for good entertainment.
RomanceRe: Groom Lies Down As Bride Spreads His Legs. Photo Goes Viral by 5minsmadness: 7:14pm On Nov 19, 2016
Marriage never start an she's already stepping on his balls....

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