olu77:


She did not feel worse off. Read the article, the caption is bogus

fujirice:

Stop contradicting yourself.

Evercurious:


Abeg talk another thing

Judolisco:
dem for organize small award give u ma

GboyegaD:
Anyways, that was the understanding the church had. It is necessary to be punished for a wrong act however, some don't understand how to balance it forgetting that "he who thinks he stands should take he'd lest he falls."

Most importantly, there are three sides to a story. Some people exaggerate a temporary ban and leave church instead.

yanabasee1:




The punishment was to get other choir members to avoid messing up. Else, the rest of the youths in that church will be flaunting their baby bumps like it's a fashion.

zedegit:


Every girl is a rod lover including you unless you want to live in hypocrisy.

Even Linda Ikeji agrees to that. Why do you think unmarried females are called "Miss"?

What are they miss -ing?

Answer: A dick/rod.

DrFunmisticGlow:
that doesn't exist.

Motherly instincts are stories told to bind women with a guilty conscience

GboyegaD:
Anyways, that was the understanding the church had. It is necessary to be punished for a wrong act however, some don't understand how to balance it forgetting that "he who thinks he stands should take he'd lest he falls."

Most importantly, there are three sides to a story. Some people exaggerate a temporary ban and leave church instead.

explosiveskull:

Did you get pregnant?

StoneHeart007:
Lol, this story made me remember one girl in my undergraduate days, She will use her mouth to suck my niggarz, she will use the same mouth and hand to hold microphone just exactly the way she do hold my guy prick and sing in church the following day with the same mouth she do use to give my guy Mouth Action....

I and my other friends don't sing with her whenever she is leading the choir

EzzyCarter:
Wait, were you expecting a standing ovation from your church?

johnkey:
Hoes everywhere you go (someone help with that senator adeleke meme)

airminem:
Lai Lai. I hate ROD. WHY DO YOU LIKE TO GIVE LITTLE GIRL THAT ARE NOT DUE ROD??

Fuckingmallam45:
One of my friends asked me, “Despite failures in life, job & break ups, you always put smile & make people laugh. How?”

I step up and I smile.

I have a lot (not enough) of everything in my life. From lemons to oranges, I have squeezed every bit from them. Even when it comes to mangoes, I don't spare the seeds.

Nevertheless, I have made my life very simple:

Girlfriend: No matter what, there will always be another boy/family/relatives/social bullshit surrounding her which will make your life miserable, until you both are married. (I am still unmarried, by the way.)
Friend: No matter what you think, there won’t be another better jerk for you. Value the relationship!
Brother: No matter what you think, you are always on the wrong side with him. Fight, cheer & reconcile.
Sister: No matter what you think, she is the princess of your life. You are just another pawn to her.
Father: No matter what you think, that old brat sacrificed more than you, for you. Do not try to fit into his shoes.
Mother: Well… I cannot think of anything for her. No matter what I think, my stomach is always empty. She is Darwin’s mother. Evolution was not meant for her because she still feeds you like her newborn baby.
Golden advice is meant for those who ask for it.

Don’t ask but seek. Fall, crawl & rise. Repeat the process again.

You are smart if you are learning from other’s mistake.

Be best, be your own Einstein, people will spend their whole life in proving your relative theory.

No quote this time.

No golden advice.

See yourself in the mirror.

There is always a silver lining.

Keep smiling.

Timothy6:
I don't seems to understand why we have slots of childish been in nairaland. I tot Jesus Christ said he came 2 this world to rescue the sinners,if every body was born without sin then why do we have Christ.

Ladycewhy:
I am more concerned that a woman didn't know her daughter was pregnant even at 5 months . What ever happened to motherly instincts.

zedegit:


For your mind you hate rod but a part of you is hoping a fine bobo steps closer.


I like to what?

Not at all. I don't have to. When they are mature, their rods will locate them .

Timothy6:
I don't seems to understand why we have slots of childish been in nairaland. I tot Jesus Christ said he came 2 this world to rescue the sinners,if every body was born without sin then why do we have Christ.

DaddyRochie1642:
Pregnant when she was in SS3, ... Hoes will always be Hoes

EzzyCarter:



You are right. But take note she wasn't banned from coming to church. The pastor only stopped her from singing in the choir which I think was the right thing to do. We all know the church frowns at pregnancy out of wedlock

GboyegaD:
Anyways, that was the understanding the church had. It is necessary to be punished for a wrong act however, some don't understand how to balance it forgetting that "he who thinks he stands should take he'd lest he falls."

Most importantly, there are three sides to a story. Some people exaggerate a temporary ban and leave church instead.

KristaPretty:
That is what you get when you attend useless churches with rules and regulations!
A church is supposed to be a place where you don't get banned or condemned for a wrong you done, afterall Christ kept calling sinners to himself and never casted them away.

oruma19:
Anyway, I went to see the pastor. He was in a conference room with other pastors and he said to me, ‘If you lie, you will die, because you are standing in front of God, Holy Spirit and me.’

“He asked me, ‘Are you pregnant?’ and I said, ‘Yes’. He was so disappointed. He told me he wanted to see me in church every Wednesday and Sunday but I would no longer sing in the choir.”

Pastor just dey bugga. Dem dey use gragra threaten people. Instead of asking simple question u de bring holy spirit and God inside mata..mtchwww