I Want To Eat Him Mugu. - Romance (5) - Nairaland
Nairaland Forum / Nairaland / General / Romance / I Want To Eat Him Mugu. (8764 Views)
Signs That U Are A Mugu / U Be Mugu If U Do All These Things For A Babe In The Name Of Love / Definition Of A Caring Guy To A Nigerian Gal Is Mugu. Lol (2) (3) (4)
(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (Reply) (Go Down)
| Re: I Want To Eat Him Mugu. by Nobody: 6:07am On Feb 21, 2011 |
lol @ googles ,omo dada @op You no get work,cos if you had a job and a good career ,you wouldn't be wasting your time thinking of this. Just let him go sweetheart,not worth it |
| Re: I Want To Eat Him Mugu. by xhosachoc(f): 10:33am On Feb 21, 2011 |
@ OP *To fleece him as much as possible , pull the innocent submissive girl act ,pretend to be a mugu.At first decline any offers of gifts or money but talk about how you would have sent him the latest gadgets from Yankee if you could afford them  *Send a lot of pictures looking attractive,feminine and dont even wear lots of make up but make sure you look amazing and pretend to be naive and gullible but don't overdo it because he will pick up the vibes. *Talk about how you are putting in extra shifts at work and juggling your studies , so that you dont look desperate and it will look like you are actually making an effort to be independent,that will make your human leech tendencies less obvious. *Move slowly and dont forget to feign innocence and when you get him where you want him, cook up a sob story and get him to wire you as much money as possible,dont be greedy(or rather dont let it be obvious that you are greedy),show a lot of appreciation,do everything he says ,always ask for advice and make him feel like he is the best thing to have happened to you,open a fake FB ,email and twitter account and give him the passwords so that he will think you trust him and that will help loosen his wallet strings. *Hey presto,you will soon be enjoying your 'gold digger status'  And oh,just hope he does not read this thread  |
| Re: I Want To Eat Him Mugu. by Nobody: 10:53am On Feb 21, 2011 |
^^^^^ You bad  |
| Re: I Want To Eat Him Mugu. by eatme: 4:17pm On Feb 21, 2011 |
@xhosachoc May God bless your kind heart! Long life to you and yours. And yeah, I have yet to ask him for money for anything. Even when I was in Naija, never asked him for a dime and I even paid for things he expected me to ask him for money for. So, Im on the right path! He knows I dont work. And I havent been picking his calls or calling him recently. I'd cook up a story on how I had to get a job. I'm sure he's not on NL. Dude doesnt even know how to send common emails. He has people that do all that ish for him. So, Im straight!! I will appreciate more advice oooo |
| Re: I Want To Eat Him Mugu. by johnterry2: 4:38pm On Feb 21, 2011 |
[size=16pt]@eatme mumu[/size] |
| Re: I Want To Eat Him Mugu. by koolchicco: 4:41pm On Feb 21, 2011 |
^^  Of a truth, this 'Eat-her' must be a GD.  eatme: I comment my reserve.  |
| Re: I Want To Eat Him Mugu. by Nobody: 6:01pm On Feb 21, 2011 |
johnterry2: lmao! indeed. but dont be too hard on her she is all talk and young, she'll learn. jennykadry: lol @ your damn self, trick. |
| Re: I Want To Eat Him Mugu. by KGNAIRA: 6:03pm On Feb 21, 2011 |
@xhosachoc The only word to discribe you is "EVIL" At 22, you already this evil. May God save every good man from smelling you evil ways. @Eatme, See no evil, do no evil. Though your sins be as dark as scarlet, though they be red like crisom, they shall be as while as snow and as pure as wool. Repent. |
| Re: I Want To Eat Him Mugu. by Nobody: 6:06pm On Feb 21, 2011 |
Back to sender to all the ill wishers. Nothing negative will happen to me IJN!! AMEN!!! eatme: OLE! Yet another Christian praying and shouting God's name while concocting a feign story to thief a man from abroad. True Nigerian. You'll get your own Madame. |
| Re: I Want To Eat Him Mugu. by koolchicco: 6:13pm On Feb 21, 2011 |
ogugua88: I like ur choice of words. |
| Re: I Want To Eat Him Mugu. by WISEONE247(m): 7:30pm On Feb 21, 2011 |
girl tell him you need money for the preparation and you don't want your parent to think him poor cos they won't approve. but don't forget what goes around, comes around, give me a feed back |
| Re: I Want To Eat Him Mugu. by 190: 7:31pm On Feb 21, 2011 |
ogugua88: my baby don break bottle, |
| Re: I Want To Eat Him Mugu. by Nobody: 7:34pm On Feb 21, 2011 |
ogugua88: Don't be deceived. The OP is not a Christian or at the very best is a back-sliden one. A Christian is one who has the spirit of God within them. If this same Spirit existed within her, she won't even feel right about defrauding anyone regardless of reason. Here you see a girl who has set her mind on evil and learnt only to use the name of Jesus through some sort of culture, but not in a way it should be used, hence abusing the name of Jesus, as by so doing she is attributing that God should support her in her crime. That's like a bunch of armed robbers on their way to rob a bank who join hands, bow their heads and pray that the operation be a success in Jesus name. Would you call them Christians? or mockers of God. May God have mercy on OP. |
| Re: I Want To Eat Him Mugu. by Nobody: 8:09pm On Feb 21, 2011 |
lmao @ 2buff "getting testified up in here" Amen! Hallelujah! Preach on passah! |
| Re: I Want To Eat Him Mugu. by eatme: 8:37pm On Feb 21, 2011 |
Why are you people acting crazy? I'm clearly the innocent victim in this situation! |
| Re: I Want To Eat Him Mugu. by LordReed(m): 8:55pm On Feb 21, 2011 |
@eatme How are you a victim? Did he rape you or beat you or defraud you? Tell us how exactly you are victim. |
| Re: I Want To Eat Him Mugu. by Nobody: 9:18pm On Feb 21, 2011 |
Don't mind her. She's guilty of the opposite of all definitions or variations of the term innocent lol. |
| Re: I Want To Eat Him Mugu. by 190: 9:20pm On Feb 21, 2011 |
ogugua88:  |
| Re: I Want To Eat Him Mugu. by Nobody: 9:26pm On Feb 21, 2011 |
Modify your post lol. |
| Re: I Want To Eat Him Mugu. by 190: 9:38pm On Feb 21, 2011 |
Modified from kisses to tears cos you've broken english bottle again on this thread!! I like this girl |
| Re: I Want To Eat Him Mugu. by koolchicco: 9:42pm On Feb 21, 2011 |
Lord_Reed: WAEC 'kwenshun', Oya summon the OP already. 190: Lol. |
| Re: I Want To Eat Him Mugu. by eatme: 10:26pm On Feb 21, 2011 |
Lord_Reed: He attempted/intended to do all the above and more. His Anambra ass probably would have used me for rituals as icing on the cake. |
| Re: I Want To Eat Him Mugu. by Nobody: 6:13am On Feb 22, 2011 |
And so? |
| Re: I Want To Eat Him Mugu. by LordReed(m): 6:24am On Feb 22, 2011 |
@eatme So how come you didn't report the matter to the police or your parents or the people who introduced him to you? |
| Re: I Want To Eat Him Mugu. by Nobody: 9:17pm On Feb 22, 2011 |
@ thread. . .womp womp FAIL. I wish they'd lock it already!! |
| Re: I Want To Eat Him Mugu. by eatme: 5:47am On Feb 25, 2011 |
Today is a good day!! He wired me $1500 I figured I'd start small. YAY  I will wait a week or so before I send him my next bill. Thanks ladies, |
| Re: I Want To Eat Him Mugu. by Nobody: 6:45am On Feb 25, 2011 |
Fantasy + Laziness = |
| Re: I Want To Eat Him Mugu. by roymary: 6:46am On Feb 25, 2011 |
eatme: You are a clown. Another story teller. |
| Re: I Want To Eat Him Mugu. by xhosachoc(f): 9:24am On Feb 25, 2011 |
eatme: Well done.Make him pay the 'hotness fee',does he think your hotness just happens?! Abeg ,be subtle dont get too carried away,men are not silly.If you play you cards right you will be laughing all the way to the bank. Remember ,you have more power than NATO forces combined,seduce him until he hands over his last penny and to the point of absolute devotion.!Dont underestimate how influential a woman is over the attitudes and behaviours of men. Keep it simple and be a very nice girl ,use your beauty(if you have it) as a bait.Happy manipulating.Bleep [quote][/quote] |
| Re: I Want To Eat Him Mugu. by 190: 9:32am On Feb 25, 2011 |
nigerian women i hope y'all see one of your kind |
| Re: I Want To Eat Him Mugu. by eatme: 9:36am On Feb 25, 2011 |
. |
| Re: I Want To Eat Him Mugu. by eatme: 9:36am On Feb 25, 2011 |
xhosachoc: Thank you, Thank you. You're far too kind. The beauty is there for sure. I have the brains of a Naija girl and the beauty of Nigerian girls born in America! My next bill will be car related. I will start in a week or so to package the oru. I'm rocking a brand new 2010 Accord but I told him I had a 1998 Accord. So, I will start vocalizing how much wahala my car's giving me. Who knows, I might trade in my Snoky for a Benz very soon. |
(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (Reply)
Girls Is This True? [boys Please Stay Away From This Thread Till Tomorrow] / To All The Fucking Oloshos,slay Mama,coded Runs Girl / Traveling Abroad For School — I Need Your Help
(Go Up)
| Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 48 |