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Re: 7 Most Important Bro Code Every Guy Should Never Break! by doggedfighter(f): 10:23pm On Aug 23, 2020
I see cult rules.
Bro codes my ass !


When a bro is a nice young man doing well for himself , a bro will even corner the bro for his lovely sister.

Only touts won't allow fellow touts near their sisters cos they know they got nothing to offer.

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Re: 7 Most Important Bro Code Every Guy Should Never Break! by praiseneo(m): 10:24pm On Aug 23, 2020
Be like say una de mad sef with this mumu bro whatever the fvck una de call am. Alaye de with your gees flex fvck drink smoke make money ball together wetin consine me with any goddamn code undecided

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Re: 7 Most Important Bro Code Every Guy Should Never Break! by heendrix(m): 10:27pm On Aug 23, 2020
MajorOvakporaye:
Another loads of trash for jobless guys

This thread ain't for Hoes

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Re: 7 Most Important Bro Code Every Guy Should Never Break! by jericco1(m): 10:28pm On Aug 23, 2020
No longer applicable

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Re: 7 Most Important Bro Code Every Guy Should Never Break! by alllivesmatter(m): 10:28pm On Aug 23, 2020
highdon:
There is this new sex style call buhari.

Don't panic is not difficult, u will just be on top doing nothing.


Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


Mr. Man, you have made my Sunday grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: 7 Most Important Bro Code Every Guy Should Never Break! by Odoogu(m): 10:28pm On Aug 23, 2020
EyezofGod120:
angry pls na computer age we dey,,life.don advance pass those talk,,bang.any pvssy DAT come your way

so this is the definition of computer age to you?
okay, continue.

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Re: 7 Most Important Bro Code Every Guy Should Never Break! by mxhibit(m): 10:30pm On Aug 23, 2020
highdon:
There is this new sex style call buhari.
Don't panic is not difficult, u will just be on top doing nothing.
Lol. U are not serious.

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Re: 7 Most Important Bro Code Every Guy Should Never Break! by Nobody: 10:30pm On Aug 23, 2020
Rubbish. Nothing like bro code.

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Re: 7 Most Important Bro Code Every Guy Should Never Break! by mxhibit(m): 10:35pm On Aug 23, 2020
alllivesmatter:



Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


Mr. Man, you have made my Sunday grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
I swear

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Re: 7 Most Important Bro Code Every Guy Should Never Break! by Benwallt(m): 10:36pm On Aug 23, 2020
Lots of bro had flaunted number one n makes enemy with their bro. Some bros are sooo full of shit their dying of constipation. You need to see bros' digging it in public because of sis.

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Re: 7 Most Important Bro Code Every Guy Should Never Break! by Nobody: 10:38pm On Aug 23, 2020
binarymachine:
The bro code are a set of unwritten rules that govern any group of Male friends and ensures to keep their friendship well coordinated and bonded. It contains a number of dos and don’ts they must adhere to in order to strengthen their bonds and keep the Bromance going.

Breaking the bro code is tantamount to betrayal and bro-treason. There are almost a hundred of the bro rules, however we will be talking about 7 most important ones that should never be broken even by mistake.

1. Bros Over Lady: Since Bromance is lot more important and sacred than any lady, it is considered a crime to place, value or protect a lady before a bro. A hoe here would mean a woman who is neither a bro’s wife, sister or mother. Bros most never let a lady come inbetween them or cause them to fight each other. If a lady tries to do this, she has to be dropped for the bromance to keep flying.

2. A Bro Must Forever Remain Loyal: This is one of the most important rules of the bro code. At all times and in all situations, a bro must always remain loyal and protect other bros. If a bro’s girlfriend calls to ask where he was the previous night, you have to accept he was with you even if you haven’t seen him in three months. When a bro tells you a secret, it should go with you to your grave, no mistakes!

3. Never Date A Bro’s Ex Without His Permission: This one is a very sensitive one but can come fair in certain situations, especially when it’s been years after the breakup and your friend was never really into the girl. Which ever way it is, nothing should ever go down without first asking your friend, even if it’s been ten years. Anything short of this is breaking the bro code. Besides It shows respect and etiquette.

4. You Are Honour Bound To tell A Bro If His Girl Is Cheating On Him: It might no be easy, especially if your friend is so much in love with the girl. Sometimes you have to thread with caution, however it is still your duty to let your friend know he is being played, knowing and keeping it away from him is breaking the bro code. Put yourself in his shoes, even if you love a girl so much, if she was cheating on you and a bro knows and doesn’t tell you how would you feel?

5. A Bro’s Biological Sisters, Mother And Girlfriend Are Off Limits: This one is very clear and simple, you are never allowed to hit on your friend’s sisters, mother and girlfriend or have anything sexual to do with them, it is forbidden! Distant cousins are allowed though but a bro lust keep their sexual details and exploits to himself.

6. A Bro Must Be A Man And Honour His Family: Yes at all times a bro must be up and doing, man up to responsibilities and take care of his family. Fend for his wife and kids if any, honour his parents and respects his sisters. A bro is allowed to spend quality time with his loved ones and failing to do so could get him castigated by his bros.

7. A Bro Shall Always Protect His Bros: At all times you must step in for your friends when they need you. Step in for a bro who is about to get trashed by a lady, protect a bro from an over bearing female friend, when introducing a bro to a lady, use the best descriptions ever. If two bros ever fall for the same girl, the one with the longest dry spell is given priority and when a bro scores a lady, help him with a condom for protection, if he does not have one.

Source: https://flipmemes.com/2020/06/13/7-most-important-bro-codes-every-guy-should-never-break/
More like small boy's code

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Re: 7 Most Important Bro Code Every Guy Should Never Break! by Bigtitilayo: 10:40pm On Aug 23, 2020
Pls ooo wat abt d girls code abeg make una tell us
Re: 7 Most Important Bro Code Every Guy Should Never Break! by Godstime247147: 10:43pm On Aug 23, 2020
..

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Re: 7 Most Important Bro Code Every Guy Should Never Break! by GeoandSonsHub: 10:44pm On Aug 23, 2020
Cryptofxt10:
Make I settle here
Re: 7 Most Important Bro Code Every Guy Should Never Break! by OgogoroFreak(m): 10:45pm On Aug 23, 2020
Ain't these codes made to be broken?
Re: 7 Most Important Bro Code Every Guy Should Never Break! by OlawaleBammie: 10:46pm On Aug 23, 2020
Anuoluwa1234:
undecided.. u don start with this Ur Nigarr statement undecided undecided... Righteousness89 undecided,.. NL daddy G. O.. using different monikers undecided

Guy what are u really saying


U mean daddy GO for nairaland dey smoke??

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Re: 7 Most Important Bro Code Every Guy Should Never Break! by OgogoroFreak(m): 10:48pm On Aug 23, 2020
Godstime247147:
I'm starving. For the past two months eating once a day is a luxury
At first i didn't have d balls to beg here cux people will think am lying.
If am lying may God punish my soul.
Pls help..
A closed mouth might be a RIP.

Emmanuel ukpabi
Access 0000033599
I will send 150k to you if and only if your nairaland account is an old account...

Oh, Seen... Sorry bro. God go provide.

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Re: 7 Most Important Bro Code Every Guy Should Never Break! by Nobody: 10:48pm On Aug 23, 2020
binarymachine:
The bro code are a set of unwritten rules that govern any group of Male friends and ensures to keep their friendship well coordinated and bonded. It contains a number of dos and don’ts they must adhere to in order to strengthen their bonds and keep the Bromance going.

Breaking the bro code is tantamount to betrayal and bro-treason. There are almost a hundred of the bro rules, however we will be talking about 7 most important ones that should never be broken even by mistake.

1. Bros Over Lady: Since Bromance is lot more important and sacred than any lady, it is considered a crime to place, value or protect a lady before a bro. A hoe here would mean a woman who is neither a bro’s wife, sister or mother. Bros most never let a lady come inbetween them or cause them to fight each other. If a lady tries to do this, she has to be dropped for the bromance to keep flying.

2. A Bro Must Forever Remain Loyal: This is one of the most important rules of the bro code. At all times and in all situations, a bro must always remain loyal and protect other bros. If a bro’s girlfriend calls to ask where he was the previous night, you have to accept he was with you even if you haven’t seen him in three months. When a bro tells you a secret, it should go with you to your grave, no mistakes!

3. Never Date A Bro’s Ex Without His Permission: This one is a very sensitive one but can come fair in certain situations, especially when it’s been years after the breakup and your friend was never really into the girl. Which ever way it is, nothing should ever go down without first asking your friend, even if it’s been ten years. Anything short of this is breaking the bro code. Besides It shows respect and etiquette.

4. You Are Honour Bound To tell A Bro If His Girl Is Cheating On Him: It might no be easy, especially if your friend is so much in love with the girl. Sometimes you have to thread with caution, however it is still your duty to let your friend know he is being played, knowing and keeping it away from him is breaking the bro code. Put yourself in his shoes, even if you love a girl so much, if she was cheating on you and a bro knows and doesn’t tell you how would you feel?

5. A Bro’s Biological Sisters, Mother And Girlfriend Are Off Limits: This one is very clear and simple, you are never allowed to hit on your friend’s sisters, mother and girlfriend or have anything sexual to do with them, it is forbidden! Distant cousins are allowed though but a bro lust keep their sexual details and exploits to himself.

6. A Bro Must Be A Man And Honour His Family: Yes at all times a bro must be up and doing, man up to responsibilities and take care of his family. Fend for his wife and kids if any, honour his parents and respects his sisters. A bro is allowed to spend quality time with his loved ones and failing to do so could get him castigated by his bros.

7. A Bro Shall Always Protect His Bros: At all times you must step in for your friends when they need you. Step in for a bro who is about to get trashed by a lady, protect a bro from an over bearing female friend, when introducing a bro to a lady, use the best descriptions ever. If two bros ever fall for the same girl, the one with the longest dry spell is given priority and when a bro scores a lady, help him with a condom for protection, if he does not have one.

Source: https://flipmemes.com/2020/06/13/7-most-important-bro-codes-every-guy-should-never-break/

Keep such rules to yourself.
Re: 7 Most Important Bro Code Every Guy Should Never Break! by xcelentattitude(m): 10:49pm On Aug 23, 2020
I'm not surprised at all undecided

What do I expect from OP after watching 5 seasons of Blackish and possibly 3 seasons of Grownish.

All I can say is that these kinda rules/codes doesn't work in a lawless country like Nigeria.


OP you need Jesus!


Bro code koor!

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Re: 7 Most Important Bro Code Every Guy Should Never Break! by Silentgroper(m): 10:51pm On Aug 23, 2020
Rilwayne001:
Nonsense codes undecided
You shalt be prosecuted. Bros dont disrespect d bro code

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Re: 7 Most Important Bro Code Every Guy Should Never Break! by Nobody: 10:51pm On Aug 23, 2020
that ur number 2 is one kine
if my friend"s wife or girlfriend calls me and ask if i had seen her man and that she hasnt seen him in months i would naturally be alarmed and urge her to report a missing person"s case.Wich be say i go come cover for the guy over one bro code.what of if i do the mumu covering and it was evntually found out that he was murdered by ritualist or robbed and murdered by armed robbers and his body was dumped in the bush to rot.guy if u havent heard from ur friend for long and his wife called u to ask if u have seen him the sane thing to do is urge her to report to the police and if u are a close friend to the family escort her to the police station to make a report
As for guys eyeing their friend"s younger sisters those are not true friends but evil friends
and as for going after my friend"s exs i have to much pride than to be going after what my friend dumped and rejected
and there is even a possibility if u start dating ur friend"s ex the relationship b/w ur friend and d ex will be re-ignited
and by the way a guy who has something going on for him wouldnt be much interested on which girl his friend is dating.
if u the type of man keeping tabs on the girls ur friend or friends date that means u are jobless cheesy
and as for reporting your friend"s girlfriend every move to him bro it always pays for a man to mind his own business except if the so called is a very close paddy to u
if he's not so much of a close friend just codedly mind ur biz

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Re: 7 Most Important Bro Code Every Guy Should Never Break! by showafrica(m): 10:53pm On Aug 23, 2020
alexistaiwo:
This code is like saying because you don't prey on lion's meat, you ought not to be preyed upon by a lion.


Street is military and nobody send you.


A G of mine whose elder sister had massive crush on me, I was chenking her because of one yeye bro code. Can you believe G was behind my back trying to gain access to my favorite hoe at the time, immediately after my hoe sent his explicit messages to me, I just bone my mind starting running his sister's parole, G suspected based on some little loose ups on his sister's end but no concrete evidence, flared up and reported me to everybody who cared to listen, his girlfriend who noticed changes in our relatings, came over to my crib to listen to my side of the story and try to reconcile us, after like her third visit, she warmed up to me that she likes how I principled my life and so on and so forth, long story short, I knack his girlfriend too.
The guy no dey pass my lane till tomorrow, highest na to exchange hailings from afar.


Bro Code ko Gentlemen club ni.
Las las each man for himself and God for all.

Yea, eye for an eye but you will miss your guy though. Thats why you need a friend who will abide by the bro code. Hoes aint loyal, they dont deserve our attention that much but they enjoy coming in between. They usually seperate niggers and rule. Check out Eve from the beginning... Adam broke the bro code.. Fuckkk them.. Damn

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Re: 7 Most Important Bro Code Every Guy Should Never Break! by xcelentattitude(m): 10:55pm On Aug 23, 2020
Godstime247147:
I'm starving. For the past two months eating once a day is a luxury
At first i didn't have d balls to beg here cux people will think am lying.
If am lying may God punish my soul.
Pls help..
A closed mouth might be a RIP.

Emmanuel ukpabi
Access 0000033599



Your own better bros!
If you have been doing that for the past 2 months and you're still alive, you've got nothing to worry about bro. All you need to do is to be thanking God.

Even if you get money to buy more food, I'm of the opinion that you shouldn't, instead save Up! Before you know it, u don buy land

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Re: 7 Most Important Bro Code Every Guy Should Never Break! by Silentgroper(m): 10:56pm On Aug 23, 2020
Abusadiq01:
Bullshit
.bullshit. U shalt be prosecuted. Never disrespect d bro code

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Re: 7 Most Important Bro Code Every Guy Should Never Break! by Nobody: 10:59pm On Aug 23, 2020
alexistaiwo:
This code is like saying because you don't prey on lion's meat, you ought not to be preyed upon by a lion.


Street is military and nobody send you.


A G of mine whose elder sister had massive crush on me, I was chenking her because of one yeye bro code. Can you believe G was behind my back trying to gain access to my favorite hoe at the time, immediately after my hoe sent his explicit messages to me, I just bone my mind starting running his sister's parole, G suspected based on some little loose ups on his sister's end but no concrete evidence, flared up and reported me to everybody who cared to listen, his girlfriend who noticed changes in our relatings, came over to my crib to listen to my side of the story and try to reconcile us, after like her third visit, she warmed up to me that she likes how I principled my life and so on and so forth, long story short, I knack his girlfriend too.
The guy no dey pass my lane till tomorrow, highest na to exchange hailings from afar.


Bro Code ko Gentlemen club ni.
Las las each man for himself and God for all.
he's not ur friend.if someone u call a friend can make a hit on ur wife or girlfriend then its wise to do away with such a so called friend.no be by force to get cheesy.its better to have no friend than to have someone u call a friend and he will be backstabbing u.Its like in the university..some ppl have someone they call a friend but the so called friend when u studying he will be discouraging u not to study and dat studying is a waste of time and dat all u need do to pass is to be sharp..but in secret such a person is very studious and goes to the library in secret but wen he has finished he distracts u and tries to lure u to go to parties and drink and u call such a persn ur friend cheesy cheesy cheesy.wen u notice someone u call a friend is sneaky at ur back just cut him off and keep him at arms lenght.

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Re: 7 Most Important Bro Code Every Guy Should Never Break! by Silentgroper(m): 10:59pm On Aug 23, 2020
WoundedLamb:
You forgot to add that bro should not sleep with a bro.

Oh yes, you read that right! This is the 21st century!
Be specific. He meant a bro shouldnt gbensh anoda bro.

oubrigada
Re: 7 Most Important Bro Code Every Guy Should Never Break! by Parisian: 11:00pm On Aug 23, 2020
Like your mother?
heendrix:


This thread ain't for Hoes
Re: 7 Most Important Bro Code Every Guy Should Never Break! by Roozzaay(m): 11:00pm On Aug 23, 2020
WE BROS
G CODE
Re: 7 Most Important Bro Code Every Guy Should Never Break! by abdullahi45: 11:00pm On Aug 23, 2020
These rules are kinda reasonable and what are expected from good friends. However, I don't agree with the part of loyalty to Bro even if he is cheating or unfaithful to his wife. What is good for the goose is good for the gander, since Bro won't like to have his wife cheating he must not do the same.

Anyone has watched men's club here? You see what happened when Louis broke the Brocode by sleeping with Lanre's sister? grin

One thing I don't also appreciate is when the Bros methodically sleeps with one girl just to punish her for her disregard to one of the Bros. That's isn't loyalty and support, but toxic jingoism..

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Re: 7 Most Important Bro Code Every Guy Should Never Break! by mariahAngel(f): 11:01pm On Aug 23, 2020
EyezofGod120:
angry pls na computer age we dey,,life.don advance pass those talk,,bang.any pvssy DAT come your way

Including and bro's ex or his sister? grin
Re: 7 Most Important Bro Code Every Guy Should Never Break! by Parisian: 11:01pm On Aug 23, 2020
Girls don't pretend like guys. Bros even all their bro code secretly hate, envy and backstab their friends.

Bigtitilayo:
Pls ooo wat abt d girls code abeg make una tell us

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