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Re: Share Your Childhood Craziest Experiences by samicine(m): 8:12pm On Sep 29, 2020 |
Kaeboy:me too �� 3 Likes |
Re: Share Your Childhood Craziest Experiences by QuinieR(f): 8:19pm On Sep 29, 2020 |
DaddyMorenike:No sir Haven’t been to Ogbomosho before |
Re: Share Your Childhood Craziest Experiences by Nobody: 8:38pm On Sep 29, 2020 |
2014 or 15. We went to farm in the school farm, our crew as adventurous as we were plucked Satan's beans as we called it and threw it at one our female class prefect that we hate as f!CK and it got on her skin and she scratched her skin to death. Soon it spread to the whole school even ss3. Back then we wer just in js3 oboy e sweet die. |
Re: Share Your Childhood Craziest Experiences by Dreyton36: 9:00pm On Sep 29, 2020 |
Wierdceo: Edo |
Re: Share Your Childhood Craziest Experiences by jaszplus12(m): 9:11pm On Sep 29, 2020 |
Geedy:Oyi! Ênya téhé fa! Ada ô nana j'ijeyi ibi! |
Re: Share Your Childhood Craziest Experiences by jaszplus12(m): 9:26pm On Sep 29, 2020 |
Wierdceo:So much! I've laughed and laughed today tears falling from my eyes! Kaiiiiiiiii |
Re: Share Your Childhood Craziest Experiences by Ekugbeh(m): 9:41pm On Sep 29, 2020 |
Princessbettyj:hy girlie 1 Like |
Re: Share Your Childhood Craziest Experiences by Smithwilliams826: 10:05pm On Sep 29, 2020 |
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Re: Share Your Childhood Craziest Experiences by OgeFather(m): 10:11pm On Sep 29, 2020 |
Back then I was number one love letter writer in school after writing the letter, I will draw a heart and color it with red pen with an arrow going through it teacher don beat me tire, flog me for assembly tire but funny how I was still a virgin till 23 but now I can't even tell a girl to give me her numbe talk less of toasting 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Share Your Childhood Craziest Experiences by PrinceofAgoAre(m): 10:24pm On Sep 29, 2020 |
Zzor:Lol. I get that alot. but i've been lenient when it comes to u. Baby girl is that really you at ur profile? |
Re: Share Your Childhood Craziest Experiences by chatinent: 10:29pm On Sep 29, 2020 |
Odunayaw: I can't stop laughing at you. |
Re: Share Your Childhood Craziest Experiences by Tango123: 10:31pm On Sep 29, 2020 |
Bifrost: Nigerian mothers and sarcasm are 5 and 6. I remember asking my mum how to do something, and she said, put ur head on the floor and ur feet in the sky. That is how to do it. Hahahaha 1 Like |
Re: Share Your Childhood Craziest Experiences by temi1290: 10:50pm On Sep 29, 2020 |
[quote author=federal9 post=94430129]I was a very loud boy at home, but quiet at school. I was known for making the hell of noise in the compound. As I grew up, I adjusted and that made me a better person today if not I would be talking at anything that arises even if it isn't my business. I was also known for fighting. There was a time in my school i hit my class captain on the head, she cried and the whole males in the class descended on me. I never believed I could take them down. I defeated 17 boys in my class(i love watching snake in the monkey shadow) I mastered the the skills accurately and used the boys in my class as a practical. The teacher came in and punished all the males except me. The same female class captain reported to the teacher and was crying that they wanted to kill me. After that incident, I started sitting with her in the class. That was how I changed from being block headed boy to a serious pupil. Out of 36 pupil, I made 30th position in class, but ever since i started sitting with her, my position changed, I started making 6th position. [/quot naso na,bruce lee |
Re: Share Your Childhood Craziest Experiences by temi1290: 10:57pm On Sep 29, 2020 |
KefeeBRIGHT91: Respect bro, respect 1 Like |
Re: Share Your Childhood Craziest Experiences by OgaRico(m): 1:21am On Sep 30, 2020 |
JIMMY1393: Hahahaha...mehn,looking Back ehh,even me sef dey surprise wey those ideas bin dey come from. |
Re: Share Your Childhood Craziest Experiences by steez69(m): 6:19am On Sep 30, 2020 |
infinito1990: Dammn. shii scary AF |
Re: Share Your Childhood Craziest Experiences by Princessbettyj(f): 6:33am On Sep 30, 2020 |
Ekugbeh: For so long I've been waiting o! Waiting on your body and money o Shebi nah song ,we wan sing |
Re: Share Your Childhood Craziest Experiences by DeAlphaMale(m): 7:04am On Sep 30, 2020 |
toby2:Lol... 5naira big naa |
Re: Share Your Childhood Craziest Experiences by drmuchin: 12:27pm On Sep 30, 2020 |
OKame: Sorry to say this, your Papa na Stone Cold Obi Akpor. Haba! He for kuku kill you end matter. Mtcheew |
Re: Share Your Childhood Craziest Experiences by KidDarkness(m): 12:52pm On Sep 30, 2020 |
Princessbettyj:Come take up the money o! Pretty baby and me honey o! Me love you for a very long time! |
Re: Share Your Childhood Craziest Experiences by Lemmy123(m): 1:22pm On Sep 30, 2020 |
I did a number of things during my childhood that I don't know where to start from but I guess I'll try 1. Those days, we used to rent a bicycle for 10 naira and the rule was that you don't go farther than the supposed limit else you pay and if you fell the bicycle, you'd pay double.. So on a fateful day, when the owner was not looking, I sped off to my house, I used the time to stable myself on a bicycle before he comes and when he did come, he was mad as expected... Lol 2. Some adults in our compound used to arrange me and the daughter of our landlord to fv!ck at the back of our yard.. The girl would go first and I joined her later. Usually started with touches and smooches and then she bent to suck my D... That was the sweetest part, the feeling was heavenly! 3. I used to be the papa in those papa mama play.. So I and the supposed mummy would send the kids to school so that we'd have time for each other.. I always ended up lying on top of her with my shorts half way down.. Didn't really penetrate... I just liked the feeling I get when I was very close to having sex, it's actually more exciting than sex itself, the burning sensation I got before my navel was way out of this world until one day the sister of this mummy came back from school rather earlier than usual and caught us on top of each other, she threatened to tell the mother.. Omo see begging.. Las we succeeded in begging her though, she didn't tell.. I was dead scared! Memories 4 Likes |
Re: Share Your Childhood Craziest Experiences by Ekugbeh(m): 2:58pm On Sep 30, 2020 |
Princessbettyj:lol, how u |
Re: Share Your Childhood Craziest Experiences by Damicares(f): 6:03pm On Sep 30, 2020 |
Royalization:Lwkmd 1 Like |
Re: Share Your Childhood Craziest Experiences by Princessbettyj(f): 7:23pm On Sep 30, 2020 |
Ekugbeh: Very well |
Re: Share Your Childhood Craziest Experiences by Princessbettyj(f): 7:23pm On Sep 30, 2020 |
KidDarkness: Lolzzzzzzzzz |
Re: Share Your Childhood Craziest Experiences by chatinent: 8:15pm On Sep 30, 2020 |
Obonguyo11: I can relate the muscle you used. 1 Like |
Re: Share Your Childhood Craziest Experiences by chatinent: 8:17pm On Sep 30, 2020 |
Anny505: lol |
Re: Share Your Childhood Craziest Experiences by Ekugbeh(m): 11:54pm On Sep 30, 2020 |
Princessbettyj:can I Tex u plss |
Re: Share Your Childhood Craziest Experiences by NihiIist(m): 9:17am On Oct 01, 2020 |
Around 1999. My papa was going out, he gave me money to buy petrol. I lived in a street that was so lit. Lots of girls , game houses, carnivals etc plus it was dominated by youths which made it so fun and engaging. As I was going to buy the petrol I got enticed by a game house. Devil took control over my life and I entered like a zombie. My plan was to just watch a few PS1 games but before I knew it I was already grabbing a pad and playing. (Loser pay) only Konami legends will understand. Na petrol money I dey use o, I played till money remain like 30% before I came back to my senses.Then I bought fuel with the leftover , went home and filled the keg with water. When my papa come, he pour the petrol inside but gen no gree start , e dey knock. (Remember those tiny tiger gen na). Next day he called mechanic na there kasala burst. The beating I received ehn no be matter of belt, koboko or cane o. As in the man dey fight me like say we dey WWE ring. He was so desperate to kill me that day. 17 Likes |
Re: Share Your Childhood Craziest Experiences by Nobody: 9:36am On Oct 01, 2020 |
he supposed kill you NihiIist: 1 Like |
Re: Share Your Childhood Craziest Experiences by Jagaban880: 10:14am On Oct 01, 2020 |
Bruno531: Mad ooo |
Re: Share Your Childhood Craziest Experiences by drmuchin: 11:51am On Oct 01, 2020 |
Burna440: correct fowl leg indeed 1 Like 1 Share |
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