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How Do I Get My Lady High by Chuky7(m): 7:41pm On Oct 01, 2020
Don't get me wrong. I have good intentions.

Babe argues that no drink in this country gets her to that tipping ,black out point where she can loose guard.

And I think I believe her. Babe can drink like say nothing dey happen.

So ladies and guys who have insight.




Cc Lalasticlala
Re: How Do I Get My Lady High by Nobody: 7:45pm On Oct 01, 2020
u no day fear God undecided

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Re: How Do I Get My Lady High by Jackossky(m): 7:45pm On Oct 01, 2020
Federal (Gbinishin)
Ask a "street" lagosian.

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Re: How Do I Get My Lady High by acenazt: 7:45pm On Oct 01, 2020
She said no drink. Not no drinks.

Let her start with 3 Bottles of Star Lager. Then 3 of Legend and one full styrofoam cup of Red wine. Funny enough woman chest high pass men. You can add monkey tail when y'all get home for extra spice

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Re: How Do I Get My Lady High by fecoleef123(m): 7:53pm On Oct 01, 2020
nawa oooo ,see plan
Re: How Do I Get My Lady High by EdmundChidera(m): 7:56pm On Oct 01, 2020
Why are you calling lala to ban you or close this thread. Dude just get two black bullet for her, let her drink with empty stomach, she will testify
Chuky7:


Don't get me wrong. I have good intentions.

Babe argues that no drink in this country gets her to that tipping ,black out point where she can loose guard.

And I think I believe her. Babe can drink like say nothing dey happen.

So ladies and guys who have insight.




Cc Lalasticlala

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Re: How Do I Get My Lady High by Madibah(m): 7:56pm On Oct 01, 2020
Just give her skushi from ajegunle
I promise her a date with her creator

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Re: How Do I Get My Lady High by ReluctantAdult(m): 8:00pm On Oct 01, 2020
What if she passes out and doesn't come back? Na your body go tell you cheesy

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Re: How Do I Get My Lady High by JOACHINpedro: 8:03pm On Oct 01, 2020
EdmundChidera:
Why are you calling lala to ban you or close this thread. Dude just get two black bullet for her, let her drink with empty stomach, she will testify
Pls two black bullet will be too much for a lady, their alcohol dehydrogenase no reach our own.

Op no go kill person pikin o
Re: How Do I Get My Lady High by mariahAngel(f): 8:04pm On Oct 01, 2020
Chuky7:


Don't get me wrong. I have good intentions.

Babe argues that no drink in this country gets her to that tipping ,black out point where she can loose guard.

And I think I believe her. Babe can drink like say nothing dey happen.

So ladies and guys who have insight.




Cc Lalasticlala

Her type fit no high o, but dem fit just dey drink, from there die go!

Na make she no go die on top your head...

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Re: How Do I Get My Lady High by EdmundChidera(m): 8:12pm On Oct 01, 2020
JOACHINpedro:

Pls two black bullet will be too much for a lady, their alcohol dehydrogenase no reach our own.

Op no go kill person pikin o
grin OP claims the babe is a hard girl, she needs to witness Highness of the highest order grin

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Re: How Do I Get My Lady High by falcon01: 8:16pm On Oct 01, 2020
give her 3 cans of vody, she go feel the anointing.

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Re: How Do I Get My Lady High by Nobody: 8:16pm On Oct 01, 2020
smh for both of you

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Re: How Do I Get My Lady High by JOACHINpedro: 8:33pm On Oct 01, 2020
EdmundChidera:
grin OP claims the babe is a hard girl, she needs to witness Highness of the highest order grin
Helper of the helpless I sight you, but you won't probably be in prison with him when Kasala burst

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Re: How Do I Get My Lady High by Shedrack777: 8:37pm On Oct 01, 2020
OP i know you're lying. you want to make her high, so as knack her, sense go kill you for this one.
anyway, give her BACCUS TONIC WINE, it'll make her joints high, not her brain though

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Re: How Do I Get My Lady High by merieam16(f): 9:08pm On Oct 01, 2020
Madibah:
Just give her skushi from ajegunle
I promise her a date with her creator
He said he wants his babe to be high, nt the babe meeting the most high nawcheesy

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Re: How Do I Get My Lady High by baralatie(m): 9:10pm On Oct 01, 2020
so this is your own

vision 2020

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Re: How Do I Get My Lady High by Oturatetuala(m): 9:16pm On Oct 01, 2020
Give her bana and a bottle of walker.

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Re: How Do I Get My Lady High by Oturatetuala(m): 9:16pm On Oct 01, 2020
lipsrsealed
Re: How Do I Get My Lady High by OneCorner: 10:52pm On Oct 01, 2020
3black bullet with red label is enough

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Re: How Do I Get My Lady High by Dayoebe(m): 11:13pm On Oct 01, 2020
tell her she will quickly meet The Most High whenever she is high.
Prisons are congested already. Don't be a victim of these vagina people.
Re: How Do I Get My Lady High by NobleDeSage001: 1:16am On Oct 02, 2020
I can tell you that she is just boasting for nothing.
Give her Vodka or Amarula. If she survives these, then she is not a human being.
Re: How Do I Get My Lady High by NawtiKingRealer(m): 4:18am On Oct 02, 2020
Dem send her to come destroy you o. Her body na no be odinary, if she die ontop your head, she dey go back to her underworl go collect better crown while u go jail. U no see where one say e like make guys dey beat am? Most girls get assignment from dark world o, run when u see one.

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Re: How Do I Get My Lady High by Nobody: 4:20am On Oct 02, 2020
acenazt:
She said no drink. Not no drinks.

Let her start with 3 Bottles of Star Lager. Then 3 of Legend and one full styrofoam cup of Red wine. Funny enough woman chest high pass men. You can add monkey tail when y'all get home for extra spice

Shey Ogun laye ni? Haba! shocked shocked

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Re: How Do I Get My Lady High by zexy2030(m): 4:40am On Oct 02, 2020
Becareful, fortune is coming, lifetime imprisonment is loading, abeg choose one.
Re: How Do I Get My Lady High by ekene101: 7:32am On Oct 02, 2020
give her gegemu or do a mixture of squadron and Chelsea.. a glass or two will knock her off,if she no request for boska,Panadol or ibumol to knock out the migraine that will play her next morning, make I know wetin cause am.
Re: How Do I Get My Lady High by tobechi74: 8:15am On Oct 02, 2020
Take her to church. The most high will take her to high places

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Re: How Do I Get My Lady High by baralatie(m): 9:02am On Oct 02, 2020
NawtiKingRealer:
Dem send her to come destroy you o. Her body na no be odinary, if she die ontop your head, she dey go back to her underworl go collect better crown while u go jail. U no see where one say e like make guys dey beat am? Most girls get assignment from dark world o, run when u see one.
you dey mind the guy!

babe Don set trap finish remain who go enter
Re: How Do I Get My Lady High by Nobody: 9:27am On Oct 02, 2020
give her one sip of gegemu I assure you, you will both regret it
south south region (drops mic)
Re: How Do I Get My Lady High by gulfer: 10:54am On Oct 02, 2020
Give her two bottles of Golden Guninea (Oti alagbado), the highness level and the hangover headache the next morning will make her recant this nonsense grin grin grin grin
Re: How Do I Get My Lady High by nairaman66(m): 12:33pm On Oct 02, 2020
Chuky7:


Don't get me wrong. I have good intentions.

Babe argues that no drink in this country gets her to that tipping ,black out point where she can loose guard.

And I think I believe her. Babe can drink like say nothing dey happen.

So ladies and guys who have insight.




Cc Lalasticlala

Get her 2 glasses of Long Island, and Half a glass of Hennessy or Cliquot, is she didn’t get high as Bleep. PM me and I will apologize and send you a sum.
Re: How Do I Get My Lady High by nairaman66(m): 12:33pm On Oct 02, 2020
dannyrhymes600:
give her one sip of gegemu
I assure you, you will both regret it

south south region
(drops mic)

This might kill her!

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