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Re: Doing this makes me a SIMP? by Nobody: 11:06pm On Dec 21, 2020
donbachi:
Any man dat calls his fellow men simps..is a mother and woman beater.

Re: Doing this makes me a SIMP? by shantti(m): 11:07pm On Dec 21, 2020
RealGboy:


You deserve most foolish award ..

why do u say so
Re: Doing this makes me a SIMP? by Nobody: 11:58pm On Dec 21, 2020
Feddytune:



How old are you ?
Older and more matured than someone who posts these types of threads on Nairaland.

Re: Doing this makes me a SIMP? by Nobody: 2:19am On Dec 22, 2020
The nigga quoting guys up there and calling them names is only doing his job

op just gifted him 20K so why won't he defend till he die?
Re: Doing this makes me a SIMP? by DMerciful(m): 4:07am On Dec 22, 2020
The OP is an astronomical simp! How dare you say women are scarse? Women that are so many even marrying multiple wives has not absorbed the single ladies roaming around. Na man wey nor know himself dey chase women like Gold.

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Re: Doing this makes me a SIMP? by ehinmowo: 4:25am On Dec 22, 2020
Lovethaa:
It's saddens my heart when people call men that treat a lady nicely as Simps .
"A Good woman's heart is Like a trophy and only the best player wins "...
An average pretty lady today have over 5k Facebook friends and thousands of followers Not to talk of Men at her area or work place,

With lots of Men chasing her ,you would have to prove that you are worthy if you really want her to choose you over the rest ,

The world is so messed up,That "wrong" Is Now the New "Right "
How did we arrive at this point.?.

People Now see silly men who smoke all day,sleep with different women and make money fraudulently as "Alpha Males'..
While the church goers and responsible men are "Simps"

Men now see women as piece of boxers that can be easily replaced.

In the Bible it says "For God so Loved the world that he gave his only Begotten son"..
This by far is the greatest Love ever Recorded, Followed by a Mother's Love .

Do we now call God a simp For giving out his only Child to an adulterous and wicked world, or should we call our lovely mothers simps for putting thier children's needs before thier own.

NO!! True love does not expect returns .

"A Good woman is like Gold , he who finds her finds a Good thing "

I went the extra mile to get my wife because I saw qualities I admire in her ..
And being the Good woman she is , she gave me hard time , .
Nobody will ever value something they got freely..

My babe looks up to me for Everything,
. I correct her like a Father and treat her Like my baby..
I put her through when she makes mistakes, I understand she's not perfect.,
I provide the best food and life for her ,
If All this makes me a simp .. Then I'm proud to be a Simp..

Sit down and carefully read this rubbish you posted. Does it make sense to you?

You obviously don't understand the world today. As you are trying to win her, she is trying to win someone else that doesn't care.

When I was in school, my friend was dating a girl that has a fiance at home. The fiance pays for everything. Nigga stayed in Lagos while babe schooled in Benin. When I say everything, I meant everything (freezer, generator, air-conditioner etc. Not to talk of allowances. Up to cosmetics allowance). Guess what, most things that the guy sent were enjoyed by my friend. The worst part was my friend had another girlfriend. And this girl knew.

Whenever the Simp a.k.a idiot like you, was coming from Lagos, he will call and load his car with stuff. Babe go just call my friend. "My fiance is coming this month to spend two day with me. ".

30% of children in NIgeria today are bastards (statistical fact). And it's simps like you that keeps that figure there. As you trying everything to please her, she trying everything to please another and getting knocked. Ode! Blv looks at your own destruction.l

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Re: Doing this makes me a SIMP? by dederocs(m): 4:28am On Dec 22, 2020
A simp is a simpleton...there is more to life than pleasing cheap women.

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Re: Doing this makes me a SIMP? by toye440: 4:45am On Dec 22, 2020
virginprincess:
Like babe i'm surprised, Do we still have such men in nigeria?
Here I Am.
Re: Doing this makes me a SIMP? by osarogie28841: 5:31am On Dec 22, 2020
Any man dat calls his fellow men simps..is a mother and woman beater.
Re: Doing this makes me a SIMP? by coolsegun2002: 8:39am On Dec 22, 2020
ehinmowo:


Sit down and carefully read this rubbish you posted. Does it make sense to you?

You obviously don't understand the world today. As you are trying to win her, she is trying to win someone else that doesn't care.

When I was in school, my friend was dating a girl that has a fiance at home. The fiance pays for everything. Nigga stayed in Lagos while babe schooled in Benin. When I say everything, I meant everything (freezer, generator, air-conditioner etc. Not to talk of allowances. Up to cosmetics allowance). Guess what, most things that the guy sent were enjoyed by my friend. The worst part was my friend had another girlfriend. And this girl knew.

Whenever the Simp a.k.a idiot like you, was coming from Lagos, he will call and load his car with stuff. Babe go just call my friend. "My fiance is coming this month to spend two day with me. ".

30% of children in NIgeria today are bastards (statistical fact). And it's simps like you that keeps that figure there. As you trying everything to please her, she trying everything to please another and getting knocked. Ode! Blv looks at your own destruction.l

Re: Doing this makes me a SIMP? by jimmychang: 9:23am On Dec 22, 2020
ehinmowo:


Sit down and carefully read this rubbish you posted. Does it make sense to you?

You obviously don't understand the world today. As you are trying to win her, she is trying to win someone else that doesn't care.

When I was in school, my friend was dating a girl that has a fiance at home. The fiance pays for everything. Nigga stayed in Lagos while babe schooled in Benin. When I say everything, I meant everything (freezer, generator, air-conditioner etc. Not to talk of allowances. Up to cosmetics allowance). Guess what, most things that the guy sent were enjoyed by my friend. The worst part was my friend had another girlfriend. And this girl knew.

Whenever the Simp a.k.a idiot like you, was coming from Lagos, he will call and load his car with stuff. Babe go just call my friend. "My fiance is coming this month to spend two day with me. ".

30% of children in NIgeria today are bastards (statistical fact). And it's simps like you that keeps that figure there. As you trying everything to please her, she trying everything to please another and getting knocked. Ode! Blv looks at your own destruction.l


They don't know tell them...Keep killing themselves over woman... grin grin grin
Re: Doing this makes me a SIMP? by Xeeex: 9:35am On Dec 22, 2020
Lovethaa:
It's saddens my heart when people call men that treat a lady nicely as Simps .
"A Good woman's heart is Like a trophy and only the best player wins "...
An average pretty lady today have over 5k Facebook friends and thousands of followers Not to talk of Men at her area or work place,

With lots of Men chasing her ,you would have to prove that you are worthy if you really want her to choose you over the rest ,

The world is so messed up,That "wrong" Is Now the New "Right "
How did we arrive at this point.?.

People Now see silly men who smoke all day,sleep with different women and make money fraudulently as "Alpha Males'..
While the church goers and responsible men are "Simps"

Men now see women as piece of boxers that can be easily replaced.

In the Bible it says "For God so Loved the world that he gave his only Begotten son"..
This by far is the greatest Love ever Recorded, Followed by a Mother's Love .

Do we now call God a simp For giving out his only Child to an adulterous and wicked world, or should we call our lovely mothers simps for putting thier children's needs before thier own.

NO!! True love does not expect returns .

"A Good woman is like Gold , he who finds her finds a Good thing "

I went the extra mile to get my wife because I saw qualities I admire in her ..
And being the Good woman she is , she gave me hard time , .
Nobody will ever value something they got freely..

My babe looks up to me for Everything,
. I correct her like a Father and treat her Like my baby..
I put her through when she makes mistakes, I understand she's not perfect.,
I provide the best food and life for her ,
If All this makes me a simp .. Then I'm proud to be a Simp..

I have one question for you. If you exchange your financial position with your girlfriend. Like you get her account balance and she gets yours. Will she even look at you sef? Will she date you and treat you nicely or she will look for more successful men.

Continue deceiving yourself

Treat her nicely and send her to school, you will come here and post that you are heartbroken

People never learn

A man can marry a village girl but will a rich woman marry a village man

Reason

Don't forget to tag me when you post about heartbreak

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Re: Doing this makes me a SIMP? by Feddytune: 9:52am On Dec 22, 2020
Activist001:

Older and more matured than someone who posts these types of threads on Nairaland.

You've just proven that you're immature and pity any woman that would agree to date your type...
Re: Doing this makes me a SIMP? by Nobody: 11:11am On Dec 22, 2020
Xeeex:


I have one question for you. If you exchange your financial position with your girlfriend. Like you get her account balance and she gets yours. Will she even look at you sef? Will she date you and treat you nicely or she will look for more successful men.

Continue deceiving yourself

Treat her nicely and send her to school, you will come here and post that you are heartbroken

People never learn

A man can marry a village girl but will a rich woman marry a village man

Reason

Don't forget to tag me when you post about heartbreak


Bro leave am.....He don't know what's going on
Men are just tools,u use them when they re needed,nd place them in a box when u re done......If any tool gets damage,u replace them..That's how women see men
We all learnt d hard way

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Re: Doing this makes me a SIMP? by Nobody: 11:17am On Dec 22, 2020
Feddytune:


[s]You've just proven that you're immature and pity any woman that would agree to date your type...[/s]
GTFO.
Re: Doing this makes me a SIMP? by Feddytune: 1:29pm On Dec 22, 2020
Activist001:

GTFO.


Smh ... May u find help
Re: Doing this makes me a SIMP? by Thermodynamics(m): 1:35pm On Dec 22, 2020
OP is the chief national secretary of NAS (National association of Simps)
Re: Doing this makes me a SIMP? by Xeeex: 8:09am On Dec 23, 2020
Mizzyliz:



Bro leave am.....He don't know what's going on
Men are just tools,u use them when they re needed,nd place them in a box when u re done......If any tool gets damage,u replace them..That's how women see men
We all learnt d hard way

Here is an example sef

Men use your sense

Re: Doing this makes me a SIMP? by KingAlabi: 9:05am On Dec 23, 2020
Feddytune:


You've just proven that you're immature and pity any woman that would agree to date your type...
Shut up jare

You sound stupid Everytime you comment
Abeg save us this stress
Re: Doing this makes me a SIMP? by KingAlabi: 9:07am On Dec 23, 2020
Op
You are a simp!!!!!
Isn't your attention worth struggling for??
cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Doing this makes me a SIMP? by Nobody: 9:21am On Dec 23, 2020
Lovethaa:
It's saddens my heart when people call men that treat a lady nicely as Simps .
"A Good woman's heart is Like a trophy and only the best player wins "...
An average pretty lady today have over 5k Facebook friends and thousands of followers Not to talk of Men at her area or work place,

With lots of Men chasing her ,you would have to prove that you are worthy if you really want her to choose you over the rest ,

The world is so messed up,That "wrong" Is Now the New "Right "
How did we arrive at this point.?.

People Now see silly men who smoke all day,sleep with different women and make money fraudulently as "Alpha Males'..
While the church goers and responsible men are "Simps"

Men now see women as piece of boxers that can be easily replaced.

In the Bible it says "For God so Loved the world that he gave his only Begotten son"..
This by far is the greatest Love ever Recorded, Followed by a Mother's Love .

Do we now call God a simp For giving out his only Child to an adulterous and wicked world, or should we call our lovely mothers simps for putting thier children's needs before thier own.

NO!! True love does not expect returns .

"A Good woman is like Gold , he who finds her finds a Good thing "

I went the extra mile to get my wife because I saw qualities I admire in her ..
And being the Good woman she is , she gave me hard time , .
Nobody will ever value something they got freely..

My babe looks up to me for Everything,
. I correct her like a Father and treat her Like my baby..
I put her through when she makes mistakes, I understand she's not perfect.,
I provide the best food and life for her ,
If All this makes me a simp .. Then I'm proud to be a Simp..

Valenciabaddie:


I'm not but I do spend some weekends.

Modified.
Pls he saw this post on front page, came to my house and was harassing my sister I came out and he gave me a slap,saying he will do something bad If i don't delete this post,. he's on Nairaland too. I tried to delete the post or at least modify it but I can't .. help me tag a mod to help me delete this post .. pls .. and if anything bad happens to me @ Lovethaa is responsible

Cc Seun

cheesy cheesy undecided undecided
Re: Doing this makes me a SIMP? by Nobody: 10:54am On Dec 23, 2020
RealGboy:


Na you dull pass for Nairaland... If u shower yourself attention na cheap hoes and the so called slay queens go come after you, why are people like davido and the rest not married.... Just open mouth waaaaaa pour kelebe for phone screen



Naa where your sense reach you talk reach, a man who works on himself & showers himself more attention will most definitely get attention of all gurls i.e cheap hoes, slay queen, area housewives, and the virtuous/decent gurls are not left out.
what usually happen is that, virtuous/decent gurls won't throw themselves @ such man of attraction no matter how much they want him, its is the job of the man that as invested so much in himself to select among all categories of these women.
davido picked chioma, Ned picked regina, tu face picked annie, banky picked adesua, jayz single out beyonce, Mr eazi picked teni ... all these men have one thing in c'mon
1. they invested & pay so much attention to themselves,
tell me all those gurls they picked are not rare gems.
Re: Doing this makes me a SIMP? by RealGboy: 11:08am On Dec 23, 2020
anslem04:



Naa where your sense reach you talk reach, a man who works on himself & showers himself more attention will most definitely get attention of all gurls i.e cheap hoes, slay queen, area housewives, and the tention to themselves,
tell me all those gurls they picked are not rare gems.


I wish I can give you slap right now !..,but I won't bring my self so low to your standards because it's obvious you've gone on Google before u replied me this your meaniless epistle
Re: Doing this makes me a SIMP? by Nobody: 11:46am On Dec 23, 2020
RealGboy:



I wish I can give you slap right now !..,but I won't bring my self so low to your standards because it's obvious you've gone on Google before u replied me this your meaniless epistle


And i wish these was not a faceless forum, you go sha recognise your father lets see how you 4 slap am grin gone on google kor went on wikepedia nii.
Re: Doing this makes me a SIMP? by RealGboy: 12:03pm On Dec 23, 2020
anslem04:



And i wish these was not a faceless forum, you go sha recognise your father lets see how you 4 slap am grin gone on google kor went on wikepedia nii.


Exactly... because I'm also someone father .. infact a father of two ..
Re: Doing this makes me a SIMP? by Silentgroper(m): 12:29pm On Dec 23, 2020
Feddytune:
I love you.... When the so called alpha males grow up and have daughters they will know how far
u were groomed to become a leech, doesnt mean every1ns daughter will be groomed that way.
Re: Doing this makes me a SIMP? by SeunDobo(m): 4:44pm On Dec 24, 2020
Lovethaa:
It's saddens my heart when people call men that treat a lady nicely as Simps .
"A Good woman's heart is Like a trophy and only the best player wins "...
An average pretty lady today have over 5k Facebook friends and thousands of followers Not to talk of Men at her area or work place,

With lots of Men chasing her ,you would have to prove that you are worthy if you really want her to choose you over the rest ,

The world is so messed up,That "wrong" Is Now the New "Right "
How did we arrive at this point.?.

People Now see silly men who smoke all day,sleep with different women and make money fraudulently as "Alpha Males'..
While the church goers and responsible men are "Simps"

Men now see women as piece of boxers that can be easily replaced.

In the Bible it says "For God so Loved the world that he gave his only Begotten son"..
This by far is the greatest Love ever Recorded, Followed by a Mother's Love .

Do we now call God a simp For giving out his only Child to an adulterous and wicked world, or should we call our lovely mothers simps for putting thier children's needs before thier own.

NO!! True love does not expect returns .

"A Good woman is like Gold , he who finds her finds a Good thing "

I went the extra mile to get my wife because I saw qualities I admire in her ..
And being the Good woman she is , she gave me hard time , .
Nobody will ever value something they got freely..

My babe looks up to me for Everything,
. I correct her like a Father and treat her Like my baby..
I put her through when she makes mistakes, I understand she's not perfect.,
I provide the best food and life for her ,
If All this makes me a simp .. Then I'm proud to be a Simp..

Shebi na that girl you dey take care of ..na hin come here dey call you Ritualist and dey discrazed up and down ..this life no balance
Re: Doing this makes me a SIMP? by Nobody: 5:23pm On Dec 24, 2020
Lovethaa:
It's saddens my heart when people call men that treat a lady nicely as Simps .
"A Good woman's heart is Like a trophy and only the best player wins "...
An average pretty lady today have over 5k Facebook friends and thousands of followers Not to talk of Men at her area or work place,

With lots of Men chasing her ,you would have to prove that you are worthy if you really want her to choose you over the rest ,

The world is so messed up,That "wrong" Is Now the New "Right "
How did we arrive at this point.?.

People Now see silly men who smoke all day,sleep with different women and make money fraudulently as "Alpha Males'..
While the church goers and responsible men are "Simps"

Men now see women as piece of boxers that can be easily replaced.

In the Bible it says "For God so Loved the world that he gave his only Begotten son"..
This by far is the greatest Love ever Recorded, Followed by a Mother's Love .

Do we now call God a simp For giving out his only Child to an adulterous and wicked world, or should we call our lovely mothers simps for putting thier children's needs before thier own.

NO!! True love does not expect returns .

"A Good woman is like Gold , he who finds her finds a Good thing "

I went the extra mile to get my wife because I saw qualities I admire in her ..
And being the Good woman she is , she gave me hard time , .
Nobody will ever value something they got freely..

My babe looks up to me for Everything,
. I correct her like a Father and treat her Like my baby..
I put her through when she makes mistakes, I understand she's not perfect.,
I provide the best food and life for her ,
If All this makes me a simp .. Then I'm proud to be a Simp..
Good Women Are Scarce.
Re: Doing this makes me a SIMP? by mujibson(m): 8:51pm On Dec 24, 2020
Your supposed wife just refer to you as her 'boyfriend' and also accuse you of being fetish.

See you here sounding married and holy.

Wahala for anybody who believes everything he/she reads on NL o

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Re: Doing this makes me a SIMP? by Ishilove: 10:41pm On Dec 24, 2020
Lovethaa:
It's saddens my heart when people call men that treat a lady nicely as Simps .
"A Good woman's heart is Like a trophy and only the best player wins "...
An average pretty lady today have over 5k Facebook friends and thousands of followers Not to talk of Men at her area or work place,

With lots of Men chasing her ,you would have to prove that you are worthy if you really want her to choose you over the rest ,

The world is so messed up,That "wrong" Is Now the New "Right "
How did we arrive at this point.?.

People Now see silly men who smoke all day,sleep with different women and make money fraudulently as "Alpha Males'..
While the church goers and responsible men are "Simps"

Men now see women as piece of boxers that can be easily replaced.

In the Bible it says "For God so Loved the world that he gave his only Begotten son"..
This by far is the greatest Love ever Recorded, Followed by a Mother's Love .

Do we now call God a simp For giving out his only Child to an adulterous and wicked world, or should we call our lovely mothers simps for putting thier children's needs before thier own.

NO!! True love does not expect returns .

"A Good woman is like Gold , he who finds her finds a Good thing "

I went the extra mile to get my wife because I saw qualities I admire in her ..
And being the Good woman she is , she gave me hard time , .
Nobody will ever value something they got freely..

My babe looks up to me for Everything,
. I correct her like a Father and treat her Like my baby..
I put her through when she makes mistakes, I understand she's not perfect.,
I provide the best food and life for her ,
If All this makes me a simp .. Then I'm proud to be a Simp..
Is this so called wife Valenciabaddie? Na so all of una go just dey formulate lie upandan Nairaland.

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Re: Doing this makes me a SIMP? by mrblessed(m): 12:15am On Dec 25, 2020
There is a wide gulf between fantasy and reality. The former provides an endless range of unrealistic expectations, the latter menaces with hard-hitting, stone-cold indifference. This is something this guy knows better, but chooses to submerge himself in witless fantasyland.

It is in the realm of possibility that this guy just had an epiphany, and decides to write out a "manuel" on how to treat a woman that he earnestly lacks but sorely desires -- considering the disagreement he had with his babe.
Re: Doing this makes me a SIMP? by Molahnelson(m): 2:21am On Dec 25, 2020
You're a Simp

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