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Re: Stop Going To Brothels, So As To Live Long by Bosch10(m): 4:27pm On Mar 29, 2021
MejiLoyon:
Who sleeps in an ashawo house? Oga nack your nack waka. One of my men that time obinna like ashawo house die. He is very shy. Even to calling ashawos. Na me dey do front. Plus he dey buy me free beer so I dey follow am go. Obinna go say he like that one...I go call her. He go nack pay come continue him beer. After sometime preeq go rise again. He go say make I call another one. Before the night obinna go nack like three. In a week he or two he don go through the hotel. Na to find another ashawo house again. Obinna na ashawo map. Every ashawo house for Akure he know am. Even obow street he don run am. Yes obow street na name of street O.
I see ashawos as cum buckets. This one nack that one nack everybody nack. Them dey find the LCM of preeqs. Funny part be say na married men dey full there. Because madam for house don lock yansh
nigga,you Sabi OBO Street in arakale.almost all the houses there is a brothel

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Re: Stop Going To Brothels, So As To Live Long by MrNipplesLover(m): 4:32pm On Mar 29, 2021
Lemme start from your last statement; Whoever convinced you that sex is overrated and tiring no know wetin him dey talk.

If that statement is true, I for don get stroke many years ago. Or make I don become dickless.

However,

I still find it difficult to believe that some men do sleep in an ashawo brothel room! WTF.

Plus,

You came to tell story how it all happened, if not because of the fire incident that u said burnt down the building, you'd still be going there to fvck.

This doesn't really make sense to me cos there are many brothels out there to go and fvck, not the one that got burnt.

I am having a feeling that you just made up the story to get people talk about going to brothels, which I believe you wanna know more about going there (Pls I may be wrong), just some stupid feelings ni, bro.

One brothel building got burnt and people died, so na the reason u want make I believe say u have repented.

I laugh.

Plus,

Hey, nigga, true true, brothels are not good to be going regularly, the best way to have fun is to go to a nice night club and pick some bitches take to ur hotel room.

That's what I call having a nice time.

Brothels are just there to attend to a quick sexual bombing (quickie), not for having a nice time.

I used to visit brothels regularly and no unfortunate incidents. Sometimes I hear how popo used to bust some brothels, but I would go there and nothing go happen.

Going to brothels has reduced in my life style cos I feel I'm way above the class.

The best alternative is to go to nice clubs and pick bitches. That's what I do.

I won't take having girlfriend as an option, they must be olosho and you use them for the main time and dump dem later, then refresh your hoes regularly.

No girlfriend shiit, bro.

Lemme stop here.


Hope we are good.

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Re: Stop Going To Brothels, So As To Live Long by abeniagbon(m): 4:39pm On Mar 29, 2021
Reggaemich:
After doing my business for the day, When I return home, I take my bath, then eat, then I go out and visit brothels of different types to enjoy myself.

When I go to this brothels, I have a routine I do follow which is (I First take a drink then I go for my mission to sleep with prostitutes of different type (Fat, Slim, Moderate), I was really enjoying myself.

So I had a particular girl I do sleep with, she lived upstairs in the brothel complex, this particular girl liked me, let's say her name is nwanita).
Anytime I came to the brothel, Nwanita must approach me for our usual routine charging me a little amount of money than the usual amount.
So this particular day, I came back from work and I was tired, so I decided to rest for that day and refused to go anywhere.

The business was becoming too tasking and stressful, due to many customers to attend to and I was the only one running it without any boyboy to assist me.

This made me not to have time to visit brothel as usually, the business stress continued for up to 3months before I finally put things together and started having my usual freetime.

So I visited the usual brothel( which was a story building) were I do go to for pleasure once in a while, on getting there I found out that the upstairs was burnt and under construction,

I made enquiry and I was told the building was burnt but no one knows the cause of the fire,whether it was Electrical or from the smokings of cigarettes​ that occurs there, the story building was burnt from up to down and many people died including Nwanita and the person that passed the night in her crib that night, All the people upstairs were mainly affected, most of them died, some sustained serious injuries due to jumping from upstairs to save their Lives from the fire.

After the information I gathered there, I left the place that night, I began to ponder how lucky I was, if not for the issue I was encountering in my business that put me on hold, maybe I would have been in Nwanita's room banging her when the fire would start, maybe I might not make it out alive, Not knowing it was my last doggy style on earth.

I thank God for that memory, it has reshaped me,I have stopped visiting brothel completely and I am very happy about that decision till date.
So for those visiting brothels for pleasure, please try to stop it, Or get yourself a steady girlfriend or go and get Married to offset your sexual urge.
Sex is overrated, and from my view continuous sex is tiring. So there are more things In life to achieve than running after sex.

NONSENSE TALK, HOW WHICH YOU CAN GO TO CHURCH AND DO THE TESTIMONY IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE CONGREGATION. SO YOU CARRY THIS KIND YEYE TESTIMONY CONE NAIRALAND COME DEY SAY YOU THANK GOD.. ABEG COMOT FOR ROAD... IF YOU WAN TO THANK GOD PROPERLY GO TO CHURCH AND DO BETTER TESTIMONY
Re: Stop Going To Brothels, So As To Live Long by chaloskyx: 4:43pm On Mar 29, 2021
OGA YOU MIGHT HAVE STOPPED GOING TO A BROTHREL BUT AM SURE YOU STILL SLEEP AROUND AND HAVE TURNED YOUR RESIDENCE TO THE BROTHREL CAPITAL OF THE WORLD. WHEN YOU DECIDE TO STOP SLEEPING AROUND WRITE A PIECE ON THAT BUT TILL THEN THERES NOTHING SPECIAL ABOUT YOUR DECISION
Re: Stop Going To Brothels, So As To Live Long by Gerrard59(m): 4:51pm On Mar 29, 2021
Reggaemich:
After doing my business for the day, When I return home, I take my bath, then eat, then I go out and visit brothels of different types to enjoy myself.

When I go to this brothels, I have a routine I do follow which is (I First take a drink then I go for my mission to sleep with prostitutes of different type (Fat, Slim, Moderate), I was really enjoying myself.

So I had a particular girl I do sleep with, she lived upstairs in the brothel complex, this particular girl liked me, let's say her name is nwanita).
Anytime I came to the brothel, Nwanita must approach me for our usual routine charging me a little amount of money than the usual amount.
So this particular day, I came back from work and I was tired, so I decided to rest for that day and refused to go anywhere.

The business was becoming too tasking and stressful, due to many customers to attend to and I was the only one running it without any boyboy to assist me.

This made me not to have time to visit brothel as usually, the business stress continued for up to 3months before I finally put things together and started having my usual freetime.

So I visited the usual brothel( which was a story building) were I do go to for pleasure once in a while, on getting there I found out that the upstairs was burnt and under construction,

I

I thank God for that memory, it has reshaped me,I have stopped visiting brothel completely and I am very happy about that decision till date.
So for those visiting brothels for pleasure, please try to stop it, Or get yourself a steady girlfriend or go and get Married to offset your sexual urge.
Sex is overrated, and from my view continuous sex is tiring. So there are more things In life to achieve than running after sex.

Big fat lie!

Maybe to women, but to the vast majority of males, sex is not overrated. Men's view of sex differs significantly from women's. Besides, what you wrote there could have happened to anyone or place.
Re: Stop Going To Brothels, So As To Live Long by hardon1(m): 4:58pm On Mar 29, 2021
forgeti... its only a matter of time. he will continue when the fears have dampened
Re: Stop Going To Brothels, So As To Live Long by Midas01: 4:59pm On Mar 29, 2021
Swear Nigerian men are the real prostitutes.
Re: Stop Going To Brothels, So As To Live Long by Passionate1(m): 5:02pm On Mar 29, 2021
Be careful who u mess with!
Some of these ashis/ hustlers are married and na taboo 4 me to sleep with marrried women.
By d way, I like doggy too . . grin

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Re: Stop Going To Brothels, So As To Live Long by Jimmy231: 5:08pm On Mar 29, 2021
This one na mumu na only brothel they burn?
Re: Stop Going To Brothels, So As To Live Long by Ayopercent(m): 5:22pm On Mar 29, 2021
MejiLoyon:
Who sleeps in an ashawo house? Oga nack your nack waka. One of my men that time obinna like ashawo house die. He is very shy. Even to calling ashawos. Na me dey do front. Plus he dey buy me free beer so I dey follow am go. Obinna go say he like that one...I go call her. He go nack pay come continue him beer. After sometime preeq go rise again. He go say make I call another one. Before the night obinna go nack like three. In a week he or two he don go through the hotel. Na to find another ashawo house again. Obinna na ashawo map. Every ashawo house for Akure he know am. Even obow street he don run am. Yes obow street na name of street O.
I see ashawos as cum buckets. This one nack that one nack everybody nack. Them dey find the LCM of preeqs. Funny part be say na married men dey full there. Because madam for house don lock yansh
You b real Akure guy �
Re: Stop Going To Brothels, So As To Live Long by Emperor88(m): 5:23pm On Mar 29, 2021
SavageResponse:
Are you then saying that residential buildings don't also catch fire?

The Op IQ is far below average... I thought it was something spiritual or medical sef.
Re: Stop Going To Brothels, So As To Live Long by GrandFinale2021(m): 5:26pm On Mar 29, 2021
agitator:


I concur with this your story. just like you, I was going to church, and one little girl with big god bracket me. Later I heard that church building collapse and many people died. Since then I stopped entering such buildings. wink wink wink

You can verify it.

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2016/12/11/church-collapses-in-uyo-killing-dozens-of-nigerians

Video here
https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2016/12/11/church-collapses-in-uyo-killing-dozens-of-nigerians

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-38279101

na my church be that and that pastor na my uncle.
na God save me that day, I lost a colleague who was shattered to pieces, continue to R.I.P Peace Udoh
Re: Stop Going To Brothels, So As To Live Long by Omanze: 5:27pm On Mar 29, 2021
Reggaemich:
After doing my business for the day, When I return home, I take my bath, then eat, then I go out and visit brothels of different types to enjoy myself.

When I go to this brothels, I have a routine I do follow which is (I First take a drink then I go for my mission to sleep with prostitutes of different type (Fat, Slim, Moderate), I was really enjoying myself.

So I had a particular girl I do sleep with, she lived upstairs in the brothel complex, this particular girl liked me, let's say her name is nwanita).
Anytime I came to the brothel, Nwanita must approach me for our usual routine charging me a little amount of money than the usual amount.
So this particular day, I came back from work and I was tired, so I decided to rest for that day and refused to go anywhere.

The business was becoming too tasking and stressful, due to many customers to attend to and I was the only one running it without any boyboy to assist me.

This made me not to have time to visit brothel as usually, the business stress continued for up to 3months before I finally put things together and started having my usual freetime.

So I visited the usual brothel( which was a story building) were I do go to for pleasure once in a while, on getting there I found out that the upstairs was burnt and under construction,

I made enquiry and I was told the building was burnt but no one knows the cause of the fire,whether it was Electrical or from the smokings of cigarettes​ that occurs there, the story building was burnt from up to down and many people died including Nwanita and the person that passed the night in her crib that night, All the people upstairs were mainly affected, most of them died, some sustained serious injuries due to jumping from upstairs to save their Lives from the fire.

After the information I gathered there, I left the place that night, I began to ponder how lucky I was, if not for the issue I was encountering in my business that put me on hold, maybe I would have been in Nwanita's room banging her when the fire would start, maybe I might not make it out alive, Not knowing it was my last doggy style on earth.

I thank God for that memory, it has reshaped me,I have stopped visiting brothel completely and I am very happy about that decision till date.
So for those visiting brothels for pleasure, please try to stop it, Or get yourself a steady girlfriend or go and get Married to offset your sexual urge.
Sex is overrated, and from my view continuous sex is tiring. So there are more things In life to achieve than running after sex.

Repentance is surely the way to go.

Repent, all sinners. Don't continue to sin against your creator.

The Holy book says:

"DRINK WATER FROM YOUR OWN CISTERN"

This is because everyone has the privilege to have his or her own partner to satisfy the urge when the need arises.

God made sure there is enough supply for humanity.
He is a gracious and benevolent God.
Re: Stop Going To Brothels, So As To Live Long by GrandFinale2021(m): 5:32pm On Mar 29, 2021
Passionate1:
Be careful who u mess with!
Some of these ashis/ hustlers are married and na taboo 4 me to sleep with marrried women.
By d way, I like doggy too . . grin


repentance is very far from this one
Re: Stop Going To Brothels, So As To Live Long by Revolva(m): 5:44pm On Mar 29, 2021
nonsense writeup...the person that wrote this is just not a guyman that knows how to play beeches in brothel

come here de preach top stop people from curing konjii

naija wey almost all d babe na olosho wat is d difference of hotel gals and ur gal friend
Re: Stop Going To Brothels, So As To Live Long by Peppysco: 5:50pm On Mar 29, 2021
FreeSpirited:
Visiting brothels and taking prostitutes is actually a dangerous affair. But there are women who don't do their prostitution in brothels but they are worst prostitute carrying same risk. They are on the street, some well behaved, with no sign they are prostitute..yet very dangerous to deal with them.
.
May God save men to discern the right woman even for fling.

Na them 'Inmessage' girls you dey talk about so. Them these ones na official olosho, na for online dem dey do their own negotiations. Awon omo #10k#15k per night
Re: Stop Going To Brothels, So As To Live Long by FreeSpirited: 5:56pm On Mar 29, 2021
Peppysco:


Na them 'Inmessage' girls you dey talk about so. Them these ones na official olosho, na for online dem dey do their own negotiations. Awon omo #10k#15k per night
very crazy...10k 15k I don't know how a man pay such for sex
Re: Stop Going To Brothels, So As To Live Long by poweredcom(m): 5:57pm On Mar 29, 2021
Irennediva:
If you don't go to brothel how would Olosho get customer. The future is Female

Hey stop this ur nonsense pic and future is female spamming on here

What future does Nigerian female have to offer abeg sidon one place


...as for the op who is a slowpoke...of the highest order

Look around the street on Lagos PH abj and all other cities what do u see...poverty

And many of naija gals have taken to prostitution to survive ..now in naija ashewo wey de house plenty pass hotel

Hotel ashewo de honest and even not hiding it

Go online on michat and inmessage tinder ...even ur fb and Twitter ur galfriend and sisters are hooking up

So what is that called....

Tonight I must bang AY ..one fine ashewo ...if u see her na someone senior sister u go call her ...or even babay mama
Re: Stop Going To Brothels, So As To Live Long by Oyiboman69: 5:59pm On Mar 29, 2021
Reggaemich:

Brother is your life, live it as u damn fit.

I am only sharing my experience, Nwanita was one of my regular prostitutes in the brothel.

There are times she begged me to stay with her for banging Till Day Break, but I refused.

What if I was there when the fire had started, my enemies could have been Dead on top pussy juice.

I will still say it *Sex Is Overrated*
sex is even underated...not until we humans acknowledge sex as a thing of utmost value, we'll continue to fool ourselves. People say all sorts of things...like there's nothing important about pussay,or the dikk is not important bla bla bla,some even go to extent of indulging in same sex marriage and still you say its overrated...
The truth is... We deny its important and try to surround ourselves with different ideas just to make it look bad but at the end... we're really not satisfied with that idea sexual irrelevance as we find ourselves doing it again...even more than the immorality of it. I totally disagree with you on saying it is 'overrated' because you escaped death in a brothel...I still insist on moderation, peace....
Re: Stop Going To Brothels, So As To Live Long by Cashify: 6:12pm On Mar 29, 2021
Your choice
Re: Stop Going To Brothels, So As To Live Long by tyemi4509(m): 6:36pm On Mar 29, 2021
I can see how stupid you are;because this has happened does that mean others should stop going there.
i'm not sure a woman has disappoint you in life.
see,if a man rape a lady you will say the man should go to prison.
its better to have sex with a prostitute than to rape a woman.
if you say because it has happened to you,we should not have sex with prostitute,that means you are wrong.

mind you,marriage is not something you just wake up and say,i want to marry;if you do ,you will end up at the wrong side of life
Re: Stop Going To Brothels, So As To Live Long by tyemi4509(m): 6:46pm On Mar 29, 2021
I can see how stupid you are;because this has happened does that mean others should stop going there.
i'm not sure a woman has disappoint you in life.
see,if a man rape a lady you will say the man should go to prison.
its better to have sex with a prostitute than to rape a woman.
if you say because it has happened to you,we should not have sex with prostitute,that means you are wrong.

mind you,marriage is not something you just wake up and say,i want to marry;if you do ,you will end up at the wrong side of life

to be sincere with you,i live in north gate,futa akure. I go to taye hotel and delta hotel in cathederal bus-stop,akure every two weeks on friday to have fun and pleasure
Re: Stop Going To Brothels, So As To Live Long by FuckThaMod: 7:00pm On Mar 29, 2021
Passionate1:
Be careful who u mess with!
Some of these ashis/ hustlers are married and na taboo 4 me to sleep with marrried women.
By d way, I like doggy too . . grin


What's her name bro? I'd love to watch her porn videos or pay for her onlyfans
Re: Stop Going To Brothels, So As To Live Long by Victorious12: 9:08pm On Mar 29, 2021
MejiLoyon:
Who sleeps in an ashawo house? Oga nack your nack waka. One of my men that time obinna like ashawo house die. He is very shy. Even to calling ashawos. Na me dey do front. Plus he dey buy me free beer so I dey follow am go. Obinna go say he like that one...I go call her. He go nack pay come continue him beer. After sometime preeq go rise again. He go say make I call another one. Before the night obinna go nack like three. In a week he or two he don go through the hotel. Na to find another ashawo house again. Obinna na ashawo map. Every ashawo house for Akure he know am. Even obow street he don run am. Yes obow street na name of street O.
I see ashawos as cum buckets. This one nack that one nack everybody nack. Them dey find the LCM of preeqs. Funny part be say na married men dey full there. Because madam for house don lock yansh
That part...them dey find LCM of preeq
Re: Stop Going To Brothels, So As To Live Long by Victorious12: 9:09pm On Mar 29, 2021
kanayoNickel:
Why cant ppl just masturbate...

It's a lot more safer than getting your self into prostitution


Or better still get a sex-toy until one is ready for marriage.

Sex is over rated.


Biko , I do visual effects for films. Creatures of all kinds. 0 90 5 167. 54. 81

Why the Bleep will a man masturbate na
it's deforming
Re: Stop Going To Brothels, So As To Live Long by McLizbae: 9:14pm On Mar 29, 2021
Loverboy3333:


Hard truth,

those brothels girls are mostly clean than your regular street girls

Lols.. I hear you.
Re: Stop Going To Brothels, So As To Live Long by gaftsoil(m): 9:20pm On Mar 29, 2021
I go de knack ashawo, no be me u de tell. Fire no de burn person wey dem em house?
Re: Stop Going To Brothels, So As To Live Long by Reggaemich(m): 11:08pm On Mar 29, 2021
Oyiboman69:
sex is even underated...not until we humans acknowledge sex as a thing of utmost value, we'll continue to fool ourselves. People say all sorts of things...like there's nothing important about pussay,or the dikk is not important bla bla bla,some even go to extent of indulging in same sex marriage and still you say its overrated...
The truth is... We deny its important and try to surround ourselves with different ideas just to make it look bad but at the end... we're really not satisfied with that idea sexual irrelevance as we find ourselves doing it again...even more than the immorality of it. I totally disagree with you on saying it is 'overrated' because you escaped death in a brothel...I still insist on moderation, peace....
First what is the meaning of overrated in English

Let me tell u when something is given too much praise or attention than due.

If a guy is in a relationship with a lady and refused to sleep with her after spending so much money on her, his peers calls him Jew.

When married woman offers u pussy and u refuse to ravage her pussy, peers call u Jew.

But if a guy man is known to bang woman up and down or seen with different women all the time, including married women,they call the guy sharp guy, smart guy.

My point is, Sex is now used to define an individual, the more sex u have with different women, including married women, which is a deal breaker, the more Mouth or Grounds u have among your peers, making individuals to do dispicable things all in the name of sexual pleasure.

Sex is really *Hyped*,

Take It or Leave It
Re: Stop Going To Brothels, So As To Live Long by Reggaemich(m): 11:11pm On Mar 29, 2021
Gerrard59:


Big fat lie!

Maybe to women, but to the vast majority of males, sex is not overrated. Men's view of sex differs significantly from women's. Besides, what you wrote there could have happened to anyone or place.

Big Fat Truth!

What I wrote up there
Re: Stop Going To Brothels, So As To Live Long by Bebson007(m): 11:27pm On Mar 29, 2021
lol imagine, ur biography would have carried 'oh our beloved brother died on top of asewo rest in ass.
Re: Stop Going To Brothels, So As To Live Long by Belleful: 11:57pm On Mar 29, 2021
This op brain na him penis he day, na make am write this nonsense. So the fire wen burn for sokoto market mean say make we no go market again abi? All dis Indomie generation with there noodles thinking.

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