Amarahly:
Reminds me of a line in Chike's song .."I'm getting better in Kung fu"

Hahahahaha that was really funny

Khd95:
Na her spiritual hubby dey kick u out of bed,

You go still collect spiritual nodding one day

very funny

Khd95:
Na her spiritual hubby dey kick u out of bed,

You go still collect spiritual nodding one day

Yes ohh... The guy was sharing beg with someone spiritual wife...

His eyes go soon clear..

always sleep at the inner position close to the wall while she leeps at the outer position. If she starts displaying her karate skills, just use one hand and push her down to the floor or carpet, then enjoy your sleep

Lovethaa:
Guys my current babe is giving me headache , whenever we sleep together on the bed I'll wake up to find myself on the floor, she kicks and slaps me until I fall off..

Once I fall off , she will then spread her legs and hands all over the bed to occupy it.. at first I thought she was doing it intentionally but I just found out that is how she sleeps .. what can I do to save my soul ?... my friend told me to go and learn kungfu too but this is not a laughing matter ..

Buy pillow and put in between una two

Duplexxx:
Dis kind tori resembles one of a friend too

Dis guy no dey allow us sleep for night o

A friend woke me up and told me to look


What i saw

Dis guy was fighting kufu and the same barking like a dog on top of his bed

I come dey fear make this guy no go carry bottle take kill us inside the apartment

The next morning i just dey look dis guy
Asking myself na this guy dey worry like dis

Night come again

I no sleep quick so i pretended if i don sleep around 1am dis guy started again samasorting the same time screaming on his bad this time was really scary

He never new what his doing at midnight

Since then i know this life no balance

. kuku kill me with laugh

Lovethaa:
Guys my current babe is giving me headache , whenever we sleep together on the bed I'll wake up to find myself on the floor, she kicks and slaps me until I fall off..

Once I fall off , she will then spread her legs and hands all over the bed to occupy it.. at first I thought she was doing it intentionally but I just found out that is how she sleeps .. what can I do to save my soul ?... my friend told me to go and learn kungfu too but this is not a laughing matter ..

go buy swimming pool eye google
and be wearing it at night if not
we fit hear my girlfriend while sleeping choke her fingers into my eyes and blind my eye.

Lovethaa:



I already gave my life to Christ bro

And you are on the same bed with her when you are not yet married. This your born again strong oo

Lovethaa:
Guys my current babe is giving me headache , whenever we sleep together on the bed I'll wake up to find myself on the floor, she kicks and slaps me until I fall off..

Once I fall off , she will then spread her legs and hands all over the bed to occupy it.. at first I thought she was doing it intentionally but I just found out that is how she sleeps .. what can I do to save my soul ?... my friend told me to go and learn kungfu too but this is not a laughing matter ..

Get another Bed and put in same room or by the side of the other.
When Kung Fu begins, just roll over to the other bed and live happily thereafter.
Small problem, you cant handle

Know this and know peace

Did you say that she sleeps with legs wide spread? You should be happy that she has made herself ready whenever you want to have s*x with her. lolz

Guy, na make man quickly rush her with good sex with the way she spread her legs.

Lovethaa:
Guys my current babe is giving me headache , whenever we sleep together on the bed I'll wake up to find myself on the floor, she kicks and slaps me until I fall off..

Once I fall off , she will then spread her legs and hands all over the bed to occupy it.. at first I thought she was doing it intentionally but I just found out that is how she sleeps .. what can I do to save my soul ?... my friend told me to go and learn kungfu too but this is not a laughing matter ..

Maybe she has a jealous spirit husband that pushes you from the bed.

Enjoy your new babe

Lovethaa:
Guys my current babe is giving me headache , whenever we sleep together on the bed I'll wake up to find myself on the floor, she kicks and slaps me until I fall off..

Once I fall off , she will then spread her legs and hands all over the bed to occupy it.. at first I thought she was doing it intentionally but I just found out that is how she sleeps .. what can I do to save my soul ?... my friend told me to go and learn kungfu too but this is not a laughing matter ..

So, why not get yourself another Bed??

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It's not a laughing matter but it's laughable. It all depends on what she does during the day. Bros if she no wan change anytime she does 1 abada on her ass will return her to factory settings