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Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Michelle55: 6:38pm On May 30, 2021 |
Karleb:Ya own dey ya body |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by RedAlert08(m): 6:40pm On May 30, 2021 |
Oyerinde16: Egbon, give us the gist na. What did she say? 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by RedAlert08(m): 6:41pm On May 30, 2021 |
poshestmina: Do the languages you speak include Igbo? |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Ugandatales: 6:45pm On May 30, 2021 |
Munzy14: Lol! That's his PG 13 version 1 Like |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by hstar: 6:45pm On May 30, 2021 |
imagrg:But u don tell us now! This is unfair o, upon the ice cream bribe 7 Likes |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by poshestmina(f): 6:47pm On May 30, 2021 |
RedAlert08: Yes. Igbo Yoruba. My native language. Ibibio a little Hausa(I understand but can't speak fluently). 7 Likes |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Ugandatales: 6:47pm On May 30, 2021 |
SimeonOTC: Wow! So, your mom cried when your stepmom died. What a great family. Dad must be a great man. 21 Likes |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Ugandatales: 6:49pm On May 30, 2021 |
praiseneo: |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by AgentGoat: 6:50pm On May 30, 2021 |
EzeAnambra: wetin you con do next? 3 Likes |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by RedAlert08(m): 6:50pm On May 30, 2021 |
poshestmina: What's your native language? I'm curious about knowing stuff about you. 1 Like |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Ugandatales: 6:51pm On May 30, 2021 |
Goalnaldo: |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by praiseneo(m): 6:55pm On May 30, 2021 |
Munzy14:my brother make I de lock am o |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by seunny4lif(m): 6:56pm On May 30, 2021 |
You no kill am Yeye talk becos of toto Dwayne22: 4 Likes |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Ugandatales: 6:57pm On May 30, 2021 |
RedAlert08: The guy's user name is Offpoint...I don't believe that guy. 3 Likes |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Ugandatales: 7:02pm On May 30, 2021 |
poshestmina: Wow! That's interesting. I'd love to be your friend if you don't mind. I've always been eager to know how the mind of a multilinguist works... especially one that speaks more than 3 languages. Do you some times want to speak a certain language and speak another instead...what language is your inner dialogue in? 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Nobody: 7:03pm On May 30, 2021 |
Michelle55: Na you sabi. I dey take my revenge here on earth. |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by kingxsamz(m): 7:04pm On May 30, 2021 |
Barbiturate: Sha don't let depression kill you. |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by mastermaestro(m): 7:04pm On May 30, 2021 |
Oyerinde16: What did she say exactly? |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Michelle55: 7:05pm On May 30, 2021 |
michaelpop50:Wicked boy! I Don dey fear you |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Fgwa: 7:06pm On May 30, 2021 |
Just this morning while in a vehicle to work, a female passenger entered around Dutse Abuja to Berger, she was busy discussing with her friend on phone using language how a man took her out and was unable to last long. She talk on how immediately she open her laps, the idiot throw out sperms and started sleeping, but the most important thing is, he paid well. I was just laughing in my mind and I did not let her know I heard her till I dropped because I was ashamed. 20 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Nobody: 7:07pm On May 30, 2021 |
Michelle55: You see me, you done see Esun 5 Likes 1 Share
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Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by joemag: 7:07pm On May 30, 2021 |
I remember the day my dad came back with fried chicken and called me to come and collect my share, my younger sis just said that one has slept since.. as a sharp guy I just wake up and announced my awakeness. e pain her sha 14 Likes |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Nobody: 7:08pm On May 30, 2021 |
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Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by SimeonOTC(m): 7:09pm On May 30, 2021 |
Ugandatales:Yah. The 3 children she had, my mom took care of them till date..they are all grown up nigga's now still with my mom.. 11 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Michelle55: 7:09pm On May 30, 2021 |
michaelpop50:Lol.. I thought as much.. I fear who no fear you my brother 1 Like |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Chris2863(m): 7:09pm On May 30, 2021 |
shitshappen: |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Ugandatales: 7:10pm On May 30, 2021 |
SimeonOTC: That's so nice. What state are you guys from? I'm really curious to know. 6 Likes |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by hstar: 7:14pm On May 30, 2021 |
Fgwa:Ashamed of what? Are you the man? 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by hstar: 7:18pm On May 30, 2021 |
Michelle55:Fear who no fear him ke U just av to pity who no fear him But can you blame him too? No |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by DMerciful(m): 7:19pm On May 30, 2021 |
Has the dream come to pass? AdeOri99: |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by SimeonOTC(m): 7:21pm On May 30, 2021 |
Ugandatales:Lol..Edo.. 5 Likes |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by CALCULUS16: 7:24pm On May 30, 2021 |
respectfully:" i heard a voice like pussy cat crying" got me laughing |
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