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Re: +18: The P*ssy Is Too Sweet So I Did This [Picture] by EmeraldHash(m): 7:35pm On Aug 07, 2021
iLegendd:


I do give away books at extremely cheap rates once in a while — during promo. It's not always about the money every time, but money is a necessity.

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Okay. Thanks
I will be on the lookout then.
Wow, am currently going through the first page of that crypto thread and I must applaud you for how simple you make it, well explanatory and enjoyable. I wish this is how am been taught in school. I think you have the gift of teaching.
Thank you again for the crypto thread.

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Re: +18: The P*ssy Is Too Sweet So I Did This [Picture] by Gobengroup(m): 8:15pm On Aug 07, 2021
iLegendd:


In all you do as a man, don't work for money for more than 10 years. Put yourself in a position money will work for you.

Don't force your child to be what you want — allow him or her choose a career and as long as it's not disgraceful like being a porn star, stripper, etc., allow him/her.

Life is not all about going to school to learn, but by learning and educating yourself even without school, but your environment or the Internet.

Don't let a woman control you, be her your mom or the most beautiful and smartest woman on Earth and at the same time, don't be controlling just because you're a man. All you need to do is to be in control, but not controlling.

Don't live in the same area with Fulanis except you're a Fulani — e get why.

Invest more than you spend and don't laugh at people's predicament except they laughed at you first. At times, forgive them.

Help people, but only those your instinct told you to, not those who demand for it as if they're entitled to it.

Be great in bed (and as a man don't use drugs — it's addictive), but control your d*ck; don't allow it control you — e get why.

Any woman with a bad behavior during courtship should be discarded without remorse — if you ignore the red flags because of love and marry her, you've dug your early grave.

Don't fall in love with a woman, only fall in like. After 10 years of marriage and she has maintained her innocence, faithfulness, and kindheartedness, you can now fall in love with her — e get why.

Be more observant than reactive in all you do. Only be reactive when you want to stir water and catch fish (you know what I mean).

Don't kiss and tell — if you must tell, document it and convert it to a book, movie, etc. and make money from it and don't forget to give your partner his or her share.

Even if you don't believe in God, once in a while go on your knees and give praise go the sky — e get why.

Finally, always be honest, but note that being blunt is optional, but exercising, sleeping, and eating healthily aren't.



Thanks for this boss, you're an inspiration.

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Re: +18: The P*ssy Is Too Sweet So I Did This [Picture] by DoingBetter: 9:09pm On Aug 07, 2021
iLegendd:


Revealed all in my book Not Born a Crime.

Reminds me of Trevor Noah’s book born a crime. Lovely book. Had me in stitches. I will look yours up when I get the chance to.
Re: +18: The P*ssy Is Too Sweet So I Did This [Picture] by drmuchin: 10:26pm On Aug 07, 2021
iLegendd:


The Niger Delta Republic. (TNDR)

Over here, oil companies flare their gas in the air, but luckily, they realized they are wasting it, so they built gigantic turbines for the residents for free. It will be free as long as gas doesn't run dry from the ground.

I know you would want me to be more specific, but that will jeopardize my anonymity. Do you want me to reveal it?

Na Bonny Island you dey.... notable mentions Omoku. I lie?
Re: +18: The P*ssy Is Too Sweet So I Did This [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 10:28pm On Aug 07, 2021
drmuchin:


Na Bonny Island you dey.... notable mentions Omoku. I lie?

I won't talk.

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Re: +18: The P*ssy Is Too Sweet So I Did This [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 10:29pm On Aug 07, 2021
DoingBetter:


Reminds me of Trevor Noah’s book born a crime. Lovely book. Had me in stitches. I will look yours up when I get the chance to.

That was what inspired the title. Though, I haven't read his. I'm planning to turn mine to a movie in few years time.

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Re: +18: The P*ssy Is Too Sweet So I Did This [Picture] by Polynek(m): 3:30am On Aug 08, 2021
iLegendd:


In all you do as a man, don't work for money for more than 10 years. Put yourself in a position money will work for you.

Don't force your child to be what you want — allow him or her choose a career and as long as it's not disgraceful like being a porn star, stripper, etc., allow him/her.

Life is not all about going to school to learn, but by learning and educating yourself even without school, but your environment or the Internet.

Don't let a woman control you, be her your mom or the most beautiful and smartest woman on Earth and at the same time, don't be controlling just because you're a man. All you need to do is to be in control, but not controlling.

Don't live in the same area with Fulanis except you're a Fulani — e get why.

Invest more than you spend and don't laugh at people's predicament except they laughed at you first. At times, forgive them.

Help people, but only those your instinct told you to, not those who demand for it as if they're entitled to it.

Be great in bed (and as a man don't use drugs — it's addictive), but control your d*ck; don't allow it control you — e get why.

Any woman with a bad behavior during courtship should be discarded without remorse — if you ignore the red flags because of love and marry her, you've dug your early grave.

Don't fall in love with a woman, only fall in like. After 10 years of marriage and she has maintained her innocence, faithfulness, and kindheartedness, you can now fall in love with her — e get why.

Be more observant than reactive in all you do. Only be reactive when you want to stir water and catch fish (you know what I mean).

Don't kiss and tell — if you must tell, document it and convert it to a book, movie, etc. and make money from it and don't forget to give your partner his or her share.

Even if you don't believe in God, once in a while go on your knees and give praise go the sky — e get why.

Finally, always be honest, but note that being blunt is optional, but exercising, sleeping, and eating healthily aren't.



Nice write up

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Re: +18: The P*ssy Is Too Sweet So I Did This [Picture] by Indehouse(m): 7:45am On Aug 08, 2021
iLegendd:
F*ck, these bastards just took this light. It's heavy rain here and terrible lightning.

Modified: it's back after less than 2 minutes.

If you want to live in a place you'll never pay for light bill and enjoy 24/7 power supply from year to year, come over here.
I love the 24/7 power supply aspect,how would I get this
Re: +18: The P*ssy Is Too Sweet So I Did This [Picture] by TheDarkGamer: 8:15am On Aug 08, 2021
EmeraldHash:
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Okay. Thanks
I will be on the lookout then.
Wow, am currently going through the first page of that crypto thread and I must applaud you for how simple you make it, well explanatory and enjoyable. I wish this is how am been taught in school. I think you have the gift of teaching.
Thank you again for the crypto thread.

Can you please drop the link?
Re: +18: The P*ssy Is Too Sweet So I Did This [Picture] by wumi2017(f): 9:26am On Aug 08, 2021
Cruise Master grin
Re: +18: The P*ssy Is Too Sweet So I Did This [Picture] by EmeraldHash(m): 11:19am On Aug 08, 2021
TheDarkGamer:


Can you please drop the link?
Check the first page, you will see it
Re: +18: The P*ssy Is Too Sweet So I Did This [Picture] by Muna4real(f): 11:41am On Aug 08, 2021
iLegendd:
The p*ssy is too sweet, so I refused to f*ck and decided to eat.

I told her to dance so we can record a slow motion dance video and make money from it instead of having sex since I'm gay.

If you're in my shoe, what would you do?

Hmm
ILegend, ILegend, how many times did I call you?
How did you know that her p*ssy is too sweet when you refused to Bleep eh, our virgin boy? smiley
Re: +18: The P*ssy Is Too Sweet So I Did This [Picture] by Abyounghammed(m): 11:49am On Aug 08, 2021
iLegendd:


In all you do as a man, don't work for money for more than 10 years. Put yourself in a position money will work for you.

Don't force your child to be what you want — allow him or her choose a career and as long as it's not disgraceful like being a porn star, stripper, etc., allow him/her.

Life is not all about going to school to learn, but by learning and educating yourself even without school, but your environment or the Internet.

Don't let a woman control you, be her your mom or the most beautiful and smartest woman on Earth and at the same time, don't be controlling just because you're a man. All you need to do is to be in control, but not controlling.

Don't live in the same area with Fulanis except you're a Fulani — e get why.

Invest more than you spend and don't laugh at people's predicament except they laughed at you first. At times, forgive them.

Help people, but only those your instinct told you to, not those who demand for it as if they're entitled to it.

Be great in bed (and as a man don't use drugs — it's addictive), but control your d*ck; don't allow it control you — e get why.

Any woman with a bad behavior during courtship should be discarded without remorse — if you ignore the red flags because of love and marry her, you've dug your early grave.

Don't fall in love with a woman, only fall in like. After 10 years of marriage and she has maintained her innocence, faithfulness, and kindheartedness, you can now fall in love with her — e get why.

Be more observant than reactive in all you do. Only be reactive when you want to stir water and catch fish (you know what I mean).

Don't kiss and tell — if you must tell, document it and convert it to a book, movie, etc. and make money from it and don't forget to give your partner his or her share.

Even if you don't believe in God, once in a while go on your knees and give praise go the sky — e get why.

Finally, always be honest, but note that being blunt is optional, but exercising, sleeping, and eating healthily aren't.

Boss u finish work,
I respect your opinion today
No cap bro



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Re: +18: The P*ssy Is Too Sweet So I Did This [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 2:46pm On Aug 08, 2021
Muna4real:


Hmm
ILeg.end, ILeg.end, how many times did I call you?
How did you know that her p*ssy is too sweet when you refused to Bleep eh, our virgin boy? smiley

Two times.

I used a spoon and my middle finger to check.
Re: +18: The P*ssy Is Too Sweet So I Did This [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 2:47pm On Aug 08, 2021
wumi2017:
Cruise Master grin

YOLO
Re: +18: The P*ssy Is Too Sweet So I Did This [Picture] by Muna4real(f): 3:06pm On Aug 08, 2021
iLegendd:


Two times.

I used a spoon and my middle finger to check.

grin grin
Re: +18: The P*ssy Is Too Sweet So I Did This [Picture] by wilcox(m): 3:04am On Aug 31, 2021
[quote author=iLegendd post=104537303]


Some oil-rich local governments in The Niger Delta Republic — TNDR.

Even when I was doing my NYSC in Bayelsa, some years ago, there was this community, after Nedugo, at Ogbia, the place our corpers' lodge was located, had at least, 23 hours free light everyday.

When the oil company met those two communities and asked: what do you want? Constant free light or money, Nedugo chose money while that community chose light.

The one I explained above is Bayelsa, but mine is a different state called Rivers of hope and greatness, but under The Niger Delta Republic as well.

You can research about places with constant free light in Bayelsa and people from that state will tell you.




What! Do you once enjoyed obona light, so nice to hear

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