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Re: My mother and her plenty pastors. by efewizey(m): 8:26am On Oct 31, 2021

BigDawsNet:
Ejiro
Ogaga

Wher are you from exactly
Pretty funny names

My people. I am Efe. Proudly urhobo.

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Re: My mother and her plenty pastors. by BigDawsNet: 8:35am On Oct 31, 2021

efewizey:

My people. I am Efe. Proudly urhobo.

Wow that's wonderful...I love those names

Re: My mother and her plenty pastors. by Jay5mie: 8:56am On Oct 31, 2021

Candidlady:
I envy you!

wishing i had a mother who spoils me with things of god than just money/properties/fashion/parties that i wont take anywhere!

kudos to her(your mum)!! And trust me all her prayerz/intercesionz concerning your family wont be a waste *amen*

this life truly no balance

i can sell my dad to buy your mum! E beta i get 2mama than papa and mama

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Re: My mother and her plenty pastors. by Imustreturn(m): 9:21am On Oct 31, 2021

Always looking forward to reading your stories grin

Trust you are getting better?

Get well

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Re: My mother and her plenty pastors. by GboyegaD(m): 2:35pm On Oct 31, 2021

Madam Ahnie, na dat pant vision own funny me pass. Wetin Pastor Marve drink dat morning first?

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Re: My mother and her plenty pastors. by ahnie: 2:52pm On Oct 31, 2021

GboyegaD:
Madam Ahnie, na dat pant vision own funny me pass. Wetin Pastor Marve drink dat morning first?

I was so pissed off eeh.

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Re: My mother and her plenty pastors. by ahnie: 2:52pm On Oct 31, 2021

Imustreturn:
Always looking forward to reading your stories
Trust you are getting better?

Get well

Yeah my friend with the funny monicker.
Thanks and warmest regards to your family.

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Re: My mother and her plenty pastors. by Opeyemiextra(f): 3:07pm On Oct 31, 2021

Mothers�

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Re: My mother and her plenty pastors. by Imustreturn(m): 4:46pm On Oct 31, 2021

ahnie:

Yeah my friend with the funny monicker.
Thanks and warmest regards to your family.

you too ma'am

Re: My mother and her plenty pastors. by Abalado(f): 9:36pm On Oct 31, 2021

Just like my mum too

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Re: My mother and her plenty pastors. by Rimsd(m): 9:36pm On Oct 31, 2021

You dey fall that woman hand ahswear, common fall you no fit, wetyn you come sabi for this life grin

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Re: My mother and her plenty pastors. by wunmi590(m): 9:38pm On Oct 31, 2021

ahnie:
Mothers are sweet with their little troubles.
My mum is a handful.i think I inherited my drama from her.

Gift her units,she would never use it to call you,but would flash the hell outta of life.she prefer using the units to call her various pastors holding her on a kentro level.

I could recollect vividly during the last holidays when I took my kids to visit her, Immediately she entered inside the house with her hair scattered like someone that narrowly escaped being electrocuted.

The first thing that came out from her mouth was...ehen Ejiro welcome,oya stand up make we go see my new pastor .
Imagine someone that just came from a journey.

I told her,I was tired,but the truth was...I wasnt tired,I just detest her dragging me round her ring of pastors.
I found out that,they ve opened account on my mother,from monies to foodstuffs...it's even a miracle she haven't used my lil nephew ogaga as seed offering.

Lol.

From your last post about ogaga, the boy nah soji guy, mum can't cheesy

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Re: My mother and her plenty pastors. by Princeton92(m): 9:39pm On Oct 31, 2021

Crazy Christian life we practice here.

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Re: My mother and her plenty pastors. by Thebraveman: 9:40pm On Oct 31, 2021

Hmm

Re: My mother and her plenty pastors. by Nobody: 9:42pm On Oct 31, 2021

The Holy Spirit is your greatest companion

Candidlady:
I envy you!

wishing i had a mother who spoils me with things of god than just money/properties/fashion/parties that i wont take anywhere!

kudos to her(your mum)!! And trust me all her prayerz/intercesionz concerning your family wont be a waste *amen*

this life truly no balance

i can sell my dad to buy your mum! E beta i get 2mama than papa and mama

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Re: My mother and her plenty pastors. by hupernikao: 9:45pm On Oct 31, 2021

descarado:

It's women that empower these people. Look very well at a man who is serious over church. His eye dey near the tithe and offering boxes .
A young girl will start taking prayer and church serious while in higher institution or after college.
1. Pray to get good posting, find husband, born sharp sharp, born boy for those that have problem with it, that no jezebel will see her husband, that no village people will see her family, that her husband continues to prosper irrespective of what he does for a living, that her children grow well, girls will marry good husbands, born and doing well. money for school, most importantly, that her son is a man( you know what I mean). The list is endless. They will continue till grandchildren or great grand. They no dey tire

But I noticed that at a certain time, the prayer points will shift from the husband entirely.

Shout out to all our mums. They are the real slayers and legends.

Ahnie, you got to embrace it, no running away from it

This is too myopic. NL is on internet not a village where you glorify ordinary local or community exposure.

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Re: My mother and her plenty pastors. by BeeBeeOoh(m): 9:45pm On Oct 31, 2021

Mother just cudnt let me be...instead of her to concentrate on her own deliverance,let me concentrate on mine.

I cud hear my mum breaking inside the circle, whispering in my ear....Ejiro fall nau,you nor wan fall?

This your maale na character o.

I could remember how one pastor like that from this church that loves to fry or abii pam their hair was pushing me to fall back then but he no know sey I don root my legs enter ground finish. The guy want to use my shine to shine but, I gree-die sey e no fit happen.

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Re: My mother and her plenty pastors. by Cerebellum: 9:47pm On Oct 31, 2021

ahnie:
To be continued

Mah rest,I have not fully recovered tho,still on the process.

You're so weird

Re: My mother and her plenty pastors. by MeghaneMorgane(f): 9:49pm On Oct 31, 2021

Why are mummies like this grin

? When I was younger, my father has had his fair share of different pastors coming to our house. The man complained and complained until he got tired. He couldn’t tell the pastors to stop coming but he told my mum several times that he doesn’t want different pastors coming to his house but she never listened. It was until we moved out of our previous house and moved very far away before we stopped seeing those pastors.

My father was teasing her one time that where are her pastors grin

? They no longer come since we moved far away. And my father is very happy with that. He also never invited them. He warned my mum not to invite any pastor to the new place too.

My dad didn’t like those my mum’s pastors because he felt they were after her money. She always parted with at least 5k whenever they came. The annoying thing was that my mum would always ask my dad for the money. Maybe if they came and my mum didn’t have to give them any money, he would have been ok. But that wasn’t the case. So my father didn’t like to see them in his house.

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Re: My mother and her plenty pastors. by Goldentulip2: 9:49pm On Oct 31, 2021

Lol I can relate tho. If anyone needs money from my mum just mention your a pastor

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Re: My mother and her plenty pastors. by EJEHSON(m): 9:51pm On Oct 31, 2021

Nothing can compare to the love of a monther, all she did, she did for love

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Re: My mother and her plenty pastors. by Subsea101: 9:57pm On Oct 31, 2021

But Ejiro, fall for maale na! grin

Very funny story... I just dey laugh anyhow here

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Re: My mother and her plenty pastors. by teacherbim(f): 9:57pm On Oct 31, 2021

African mothers with Pastors grin

one of my my late mom Pastor almost raped me that was when maami eyes cleared.

Oyaaa Abimbola, je ki a lo ba pastor Micheal ko she adura fun eeeeee., not known g that it was another thing on pastor Michael's mind,shior.

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Re: My mother and her plenty pastors. by aypumpin123(m): 10:00pm On Oct 31, 2021

This lady dey too funny...abeg where ogaga dey....you neva talk about him...I dey wait ooo...nice one madam

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Re: My mother and her plenty pastors. by Trumann: 10:00pm On Oct 31, 2021

Stupidity can be hereditary. The OP is a notorious fool and I'm not surprised at the source of her foolishness.

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Re: My mother and her plenty pastors. by Kay25(m): 10:06pm On Oct 31, 2021

yuping:
Ordinary falling down you can't how will demon run away from your body
Practice speaking in tongue ooo.

you don't pratice speaking in tongues u allow the utterances from the holyspirt when u are baptised of Him

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Re: My mother and her plenty pastors. by ogwoliun: 10:07pm On Oct 31, 2021

ahnie:
I rang her back and calmly told her to go back to pastor marvellous and tell him to check his vision very well, because his vision is not visioning with my vision.

My belle ooo angry

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Re: My mother and her plenty pastors. by geechy: 10:07pm On Oct 31, 2021

Use geechy

@op

Simple to say once woman or women like you your market go sell... The pastor have their patronage from the women folk who in turn tell others and even bring their husbands, boyfriends and family....

Ask Peter and Paul
Ask wizkid
Ask ice
Ask chinyere
Ask sir shins
Ask tubaba
Ask oyedepo

Na women like them first and then introduced their friends.... Make I rest

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Re: My mother and her plenty pastors. by mrksquare: 10:07pm On Oct 31, 2021

ahnie:
Mothers are sweet with their little troubles.
My mum is a handful.i think I inherited my drama from her.

Gift her units,she would never use it to call you,but would flash the hell outta of life.she prefer using the units to call her various pastors holding her on a kentro level.

I could recollect vividly during the last holidays when I took my kids to visit her, Immediately she entered inside the house with her hair scattered like someone that narrowly escaped being electrocuted.

The first thing that came out from her mouth was...ehen Ejiro welcome,oya stand up make we go see my new pastor .
Imagine someone that just came from a journey.

I told her,I was tired,but the truth was...I wasnt tired,I just detest her dragging me round her ring of pastors.
I found out that,they ve opened account on my mother,from monies to foodstuffs...it's even a miracle she haven't used my lil nephew ogaga as seed offering.

Is your mum's type that Nigeria pastors like having as client. She can easily be opiumated to believe whatever they say.

I pray they do not deliver prophesy to her that will destabilize her family.

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Re: My mother and her plenty pastors. by mrksquare: 10:08pm On Oct 31, 2021

teacherbim:
African mothers with Pastors one of my my late mom Pastor almost raped me that was when maami eyes cleared.

Oyaaa Abimbola, je ki a lo ba pastor Micheal ko she adura fun eeeeee., not known g that it was another thing on pastor Michael's mind,shior.

You can imagine.

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