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Re: My mother and her plenty pastors. by masseratti: 10:16pm On Oct 31, 2021 |
Karleb:that made my day 2 Likes |
Re: My mother and her plenty pastors. by OlujobaSamuel: 10:18pm On Oct 31, 2021 |
My maale partner. I had to tell her not to give my wife anything for my son to use again, neither should she relate my matter with any pastor again. I remember coming home one day and I saw my bro(last born) at home with mantle(handkerchief) tied to wrist, I no even noticed the mantle, I was just like, why are you at home, no school today, maale ans sey he dey weak but he is getting better. Next day, you no go sch, he is still weak, why he no go see doctor, he don use mantle, I was like man...what? So that nonsense white handkerchief wey I dey see is the drug you have been giving him since yesterday, you don tell dad? no. Okay ooo, if una 2 no want wahala, make he go see Dr oo. As much as I value a praying mum, I don't subscribe to them having so many pastors in the name of prophecy, breakthrough and deliverance, it takes away the wisdom of solving problems the right way, everything is attributed to unknown forces One also told her to tell me to stop eating a particular food, I was like, shey na the same Bible we dey read e get am from, me I go chop the food and nothing go happen. She refused to prepare the food at home because of me back then, after few years, she got tired when she noticed that I prepare it myself whenever I want to eat it or I go get it outside, she now prepares the food at home later on 13 Likes |
Re: My mother and her plenty pastors. by Akwamkpuruamu: 10:20pm On Oct 31, 2021 |
I just want to hear more about Ogaga and his adventures |
Re: My mother and her plenty pastors. by Newusername(m): 10:24pm On Oct 31, 2021 |
I can't stop laughing . Well your mum is just like mine but thank God I spoke sense into her and she never bothered me about all this pastor/prophet/prophetess rubbish again. The last straw that broke the camel's back was when she called about some months ago that a particular garment church prophetess came to our house and told my mom that I have joined cultists in school, wetin pain me pass be say my mama ko dey shake tell me for phone say I don join cultist and I don dey notice say she wan dey cry. I was so angry in my spirit because two days to the day she called me I didn't see anything to eat, so I ask her that person wey nova chop dey join cultist abi? I told to stop entertaining those sets of people mk Dem no cause division for her family and moreover she know the kind person wey I be I no know the wan wey Dem dey tell lam o. God go help this our Africa mothers with their over religion stuff For your haircut, I dey available. Thanks. 9 Likes |
Re: My mother and her plenty pastors. by femi4: 10:26pm On Oct 31, 2021 |
ahnie:continue to mock God, your cup don full already |
Re: My mother and her plenty pastors. by Xcelinteriors(f): 10:30pm On Oct 31, 2021 |
That was how my cousin's pastor connected her to one brother in the church and gave them a prophecy that God has ordained them from heaven to be husband and wife. They started the wedding plan o. The brother already paid bride price and was planning for traditional and white wedding. Both of them did not bother checking their blood group since it was pastor prophecy. The plan has already gone far before they both discovered they were both AS. The pastor couldn't say anything again and that was how everything scattered o. Stupid people everywhere calling themselves pastor 13 Likes |
Re: My mother and her plenty pastors. by Dybala11(m): 10:37pm On Oct 31, 2021 |
OlujobaSamuel:Omo, mine too is overly religious o. She told me last year to stop eating snails cos a pastor told her that there's a spiritual implication attached to eating snails. I was like dameet. And if you give her 1k, #900 will go to the church. As much as I appreciate her love and enthusiasm, her highly religious lifestyle is a turn off at times. Being an only child even made my situation to be worse, I always dread letting her know my health status whenever I fall sick. 2 Likes |
Re: My mother and her plenty pastors. by Handsum64: 10:39pm On Oct 31, 2021 |
Nigerian women sustain the pastors 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My mother and her plenty pastors. by Dybala11(m): 10:41pm On Oct 31, 2021 |
Newusername:Chai, I remembered a similar occurrence that happened to me while I was still an undergraduate. My mom went as far as making enquires from my hostel mates, hostel agent and even the Christian fellowship I was attending that time. 1 Like |
Re: My mother and her plenty pastors. by Dybala11(m): 10:42pm On Oct 31, 2021 |
Xcelinteriors:Omo, this one strong o. 1 Like |
Re: My mother and her plenty pastors. by Newusername(m): 10:43pm On Oct 31, 2021 |
Dybala11: Lol . Omo I can imagine you feeling like 1 Like |
Re: My mother and her plenty pastors. by Nobody: 10:43pm On Oct 31, 2021 |
Candidlady:Hey baby gal. Why would you sell your dad? Why not sell mum What did he do? You said your mum did not root you in the things of God and all of a sudden you just want to sell dad for being innocent 4 Likes |
Re: My mother and her plenty pastors. by Dybala11(m): 10:45pm On Oct 31, 2021 |
Newusername:Omo, that was how some of those guys began to call me mommy's boy o, a whole me. The fact that they got to know that I'm an only child didn't even help matter too. 1 Like |
Re: My mother and her plenty pastors. by seyz91(m): 10:45pm On Oct 31, 2021 |
ahnie: |
Re: My mother and her plenty pastors. by seyz91(m): 10:46pm On Oct 31, 2021 |
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Re: My mother and her plenty pastors. by coldcandy: 10:49pm On Oct 31, 2021 |
vastolord4: You are a Very bad guy 1 Like 2 Shares |
Re: My mother and her plenty pastors. by Newusername(m): 10:51pm On Oct 31, 2021 |
Dybala11: Chai! After you don form big boy finish and you be the only child again omo na double protection mama go dey do on top you . Nothing pass mother's love. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My mother and her plenty pastors. by placeofallure(f): 10:58pm On Oct 31, 2021 |
ahnie: Don't kill me ahnie please 1 Like |
Re: My mother and her plenty pastors. by kponkedenge(m): 10:58pm On Oct 31, 2021 |
ahnie: If you mistakenly fall sef na wahala.....na that time your maale go say ''I talk am''...dem go get opportunity admit you for their church to dey cast out imaginary demons. One has to be wary of some of these pastors nowadays. 3 Likes |
Re: My mother and her plenty pastors. by Dybala11(m): 11:00pm On Oct 31, 2021 |
Newusername:I was seen as a very gentle individual some hostel members, some others saw me as a snobby or proud individual. I don't necessarily see myself as gentle though, I'm extremely quiet most times and do prefer to stay in very quiet environment. Also, I had problems socializing with people then, and when my mom came calling with her visions, I became an object of discussion and jest for a very long time. Omo, I learnt to adapt later sha. Above all, her love for me is unquestionable though. 5 Likes |
Re: My mother and her plenty pastors. by Rotji(m): 11:11pm On Oct 31, 2021 |
ahnie: Haba Ejiro you for just fall na make Ma'le for get small joy say the anointing dey work... Your mum sha is a piece of work thank God say no be Igbe she dey carry you go dance lol. You are funny though, and this Ma'le waka so fit happen for Ozoro or Oleh I believe 1 Like |
Re: My mother and her plenty pastors. by Ssoil(f): 11:13pm On Oct 31, 2021 |
Re: My mother and her plenty pastors. by psalmuelwater(m): 11:14pm On Oct 31, 2021 |
ahnie: I’m Hoping, pastor hope get hope |
Re: My mother and her plenty pastors. by Kobojunkie: 11:17pm On Oct 31, 2021 |
Candidlady:Be careful what you wish for ! 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My mother and her plenty pastors. by airsaylongcome: 11:35pm On Oct 31, 2021 |
BigDawsNet: Standard Urhobo/Isoko names o 1 Like |
Re: My mother and her plenty pastors. by ephraim18(m): 12:05am On Nov 01, 2021 |
Funny you... I always enjoy ur write ups... |
Re: My mother and her plenty pastors. by Lexusgs430: 12:45am On Nov 01, 2021 |
ahnie: Unfortunately, when our parents get older and knocking on heaven's gate......... They circle themselves with so called MOG, trying to buy the masterkey to heaven........... But this MOG take serious advantage of their naivety/innocence...... My mum lost millions to this so called MOG and is still continually been hoodwinked by them. At most times, I resist giving her money, because I know the final destination....... 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My mother and her plenty pastors. by victorkc(m): 1:11am On Nov 01, 2021 |
ahnie:You eeeh! Very comical , I'm already thinking of meeting you. Your Warri- ness no be here. 1 Like |
Re: My mother and her plenty pastors. by Ushman333: 1:56am On Nov 01, 2021 |
Women na mugus. |
Re: My mother and her plenty pastors. by bigcasava1(m): 2:07am On Nov 01, 2021 |
Just know that ur mother love you so much. 1 Like |
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