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Re: My mother and her plenty pastors. by AngelicBeing: 9:34am On Nov 01, 2021
sad
Re: My mother and her plenty pastors. by jeromeekugbere(m): 10:39am On Nov 01, 2021
speed99:

Hahahaha. My na Oleh, Iyede, Igbuku, Elu wa dhe ze ooo

We’re all the same here,
My own na Owhelegbo or Iyede wa Dhe ze oo

Mi kpo Oni me è, so Wo sa ti kpu mè è

Olè me ro’owe, Ole Da Ame usiwo na
Re: My mother and her plenty pastors. by Goldenklassy: 10:58am On Nov 01, 2021
This ejiro no go kee person
Re: My mother and her plenty pastors. by zubimete(f): 11:30am On Nov 01, 2021
You re amazing! Are u a poet?
Re: My mother and her plenty pastors. by igbowoman: 11:54am On Nov 01, 2021
She must have suffered rejection either as a child or as a wife. Her obsession with pastors is her way of coping with her rejection

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Re: My mother and her plenty pastors. by ahnie: 3:11pm On Nov 01, 2021
igbowoman:
She must have suffered rejection either as a child or as a wife. Her obsession with pastors is her way of coping with her rejection
Let me pretend like I didn't read this shit you just spewed.
I would strongly advice you choose your next words wisely.
Do have a nice day.

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Re: My mother and her plenty pastors. by OgaTheTop2: 7:31pm On Nov 01, 2021
ahnie:
Saying I was flabbergasted was an understatement....Cox I find the prophecy pretty awkward and silly.

I figured my mum must have promised pastor marvellous a bountiful seed.

I had to vibes with my demons to stay calmed
Because I cannot parayarn where my mum is....I rang her back and calmly told her to go back to pastor marvellous and tell him to check his vision very well, because his vision is not visioning with my vision.


Since then,I ve had my peace like a river,the latest now whenever she calls thus.

Mum.....Ejiro,how's your body?
Me...maa'le I dey fyne,I don dey well small small Sha.
Mum....oya go front of your compound go pluck moringa leaf boil ham drink,edey work well well.
Me....okay maa'le

I'm still on the road towards recovery,but I'm glad that,I have successfully put an end to my mum's invasion of her pastors in my life for the time being.



Cc : Lalasticlala.


You write well....funny you. I hope you are more better in health. Stay blessed. smiley
Re: My mother and her plenty pastors. by Angy55(f): 7:59pm On Nov 01, 2021
speed99:

Hahahaha. My na Oleh, Iyede, Igbuku, Elu wa dhe ze ooo

Smiles grin
Re: My mother and her plenty pastors. by Kobojunkie: 8:14pm On Nov 01, 2021
igbowoman:
She must have suffered rejection either as a child or as a wife. Her obsession with pastors is her way of coping with her rejection
ROFLMAO
grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

You may not be far from the truth as indeed it is an epidemic of sorts....women and pastors. undecided

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Re: My mother and her plenty pastors. by ahnie: 8:57pm On Nov 01, 2021
OgaTheTop2:
You write well....funny you. I hope you are more better in health. Stay blessed. smiley
I'm getting better,thank you!

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Re: My mother and her plenty pastors. by igbowoman: 3:44am On Nov 02, 2021
ahnie:

Let me pretend like I didn't read this shit you just spewed.
I would strongly advice you choose your next words wisely.
Do have a nice day.

For a woman to be shuttling from pastor to pastor, there is something she is lacking and is looking for.
Truth is bitter.
One of the 2 scenarios is right.
It is a cry and yearning for a missing piece in her life.
Who rejected her?
Parents,parent or husband?

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Re: My mother and her plenty pastors. by ahnie: 5:53am On Nov 02, 2021
Happy New month.

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Re: My mother and her plenty pastors. by Acidosis(m): 8:24am On Nov 02, 2021
ahnie:
Happy New month.

You should consider a career in comedy oo, aunty Ejiro cheesy
Re: My mother and her plenty pastors. by ahnie: 8:55am On Nov 02, 2021
Acidosis:


You should consider a career in comedy oo, aunty Ejiro cheesy


There's this inbuilt gifts God bestowed on us(wafarians)it flows in our blood.more like follow come.the way we flow is natural,our doings,yarnings and rollings.

You wee not understand.

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Re: My mother and her plenty pastors. by ahnie: 9:00am On Nov 02, 2021
Fanofmyself your shoe shine shocked.your face show.i sight you.
How's Abuja this morning?
Re: My mother and her plenty pastors. by FanOfMyself: 9:47am On Nov 02, 2021
ahnie:
Fanofmyself your shoe shine shocked.your face show.i sight you.
How's Abuja this morning?
Abuja dey fine o.
You are officially one of our own celebrities here.
You are not doing bad at all.
How Asaba?
Re: My mother and her plenty pastors. by ahnie: 10:29am On Nov 02, 2021
FanOfMyself:

Abuja dey fine o.
You are officially one of our own celebrities here.
You are not doing bad at all.
How Asaba?
See whining.
Asaba is cool.
Re: My mother and her plenty pastors. by FanOfMyself: 10:32am On Nov 02, 2021
ahnie:

See whining.
Asaba is cool.
Okay, have a nice day ahead Ejiro grin
Re: My mother and her plenty pastors. by ahnie: 11:04am On Nov 02, 2021
FanOfMyself:

Okay, have a nice day ahead Ejiro grin
Thanks ogaga

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Re: My mother and her plenty pastors. by Acidosis(m): 3:26pm On Nov 02, 2021
ahnie:

There's this inbuilt gifts God bestowed on us(wafarians)it flows in our blood.more like follow come.the way we flow is natural,our doings,yarnings and rollings.

You wee not understand.

I understand to an extent shaaa. You're from Abraka, isn't? I studied in Abraka.
Re: My mother and her plenty pastors. by ahnie: 4:59pm On Nov 02, 2021
Acidosis:


I understand to an extent shaaa. You're from Abraka, isn't? I studied in Abraka.
Mum stays in abraka.
We're not from that enclave

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Re: My mother and her plenty pastors. by salesbloo: 5:07pm On Nov 02, 2021
ahnie:
Mothers are sweet with their little troubles.
My mum is a handful.i think I inherited my drama from her.

Gift her units,she would never use it to call you,but would flash the hell outta of life.she prefer using the units to call her various pastors holding her on a kentro level.

I could recollect vividly during the last holidays when I took my kids to visit her, Immediately she entered inside the house with her hair scattered like someone that narrowly escaped being electrocuted.

The first thing that came out from her mouth was...ehen Ejiro welcome,oya stand up make we go see my new pastor grin.
Imagine someone that just came from a journey.

I told her,I was tired,but the truth was...I wasnt tired,I just detest her dragging me round her ring of pastors.
I found out that,they ve opened account on my mother,from monies to foodstuffs...it's even a miracle she haven't used my lil nephew ogaga as seed offering.
Re: My mother and her plenty pastors. by ahnie: 5:16pm On Nov 02, 2021
Acidosis:


I understand to an extent shaaa. You're from Abraka, isn't? I studied in Abraka.
Great delsuit,great!
Immaculate delsuite great.

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Re: My mother and her plenty pastors. by Ahasco(m): 6:50pm On Nov 02, 2021
ahnie:
Before that visitation,I visited last two years when I needed mothers comfort,just little headache,my mother said it was the enemies trying to harm me.

That let's go to church so her pastor could pray for me.i reluctantly followed her to church and due to the pastors flows and yarnings,we spent like 6 hours at that particular church.

In all fairness,the pastor get flows...he ended up dashing me one bottle of holy Communion,but let's not kid ourselves,I know say na zobo he dash me.

Time for praises came,we danced,time for deliverance came,those that were swirling were swirling in the spirit that was controlling them.

Mother just cudnt let me be...instead of her to concentrate on her own deliverance,let me concentrate on mine.

I cud hear my mum breaking inside the circle, whispering in my ear....Ejiro fall nau,you nor wan fall?

LWTMB
Re: My mother and her plenty pastors. by Acidosis(m): 9:12pm On Nov 02, 2021
ahnie:

Great delsuit,great!
Immaculate delsuite great.

grin Good old days.
Re: My mother and her plenty pastors. by ahnie: 9:34pm On Nov 02, 2021
Acidosis:


grin Good old days.
Yea!

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