pejuakinab:
What are the weirdest things you've ever hear your partner say when in a closed door romantic session.
For me:
1. One girl will keep shouting "destroy it, smash it...
2. Another one I met was begging me to "scratch it" I did not understand her at first but I later did hahaha

So what did she mean by scratch it?

CaptainAyub:

You be gambler, you be fornicator, you be ashawo man cos you dey ashawo thread!
This heavenly race wey ppl de run,you no dey interested?

Hahahahahaha

ChiefSosa:

If you're going to lie, at least change from the (f) in your moniker to (m).

You caught this one red-handed. Bloody liar, bloody cheat!

Figger:
One particular girl, her own is always "harder harder" wetin!! Shey u wan kill me?

She no no say straffing na work.
Men dey suffer for this level

AoifeNightfall:


So what did she mean by scratch it?

She wan me to use my fingers scatter the junction. Shey u get?

Miracood2:
As I was digging with my 8.9inches..

She was creaming my name, then she went into two orgasmic spells in succession..

She squirted about a litter of Virginal juice.. and kept screaming my name..
After 30 mins she passed out.

Typing...

Lynus you be transgendered?

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she said to me
'Dried me up like the Sahara desert

Kissiemu:
One Igbo girl kept shouting " Kimon!...kimon!!....kimon!!!" under me

One day I met a girl that like shouting my name from beginning to the end.,. very irritating

Really?? these red pilling stuff be too much for you guys honestly.

Drsnives:
"Kwwweke" "Kwwweke" "Kwwweke" "Kwwweke" "Kwwweke" "Kwwweke" "Kwwweke" "Kwwweke"

I really wound dea kpekus, i run when the thing come turn river Jordan

Shey na burna boy new song be that?

walyx:
Lolz, i wont forget this one.. as d thing enter my head wey load wan comot for bodyna him i tell d girl, i love u so much ur body is so sweet i wanna pour inside u , i even open mouth say if she get pregnant i dnt care.. lolz. na so she say yes pour it.
Omo after pouring na race to pharmacy o to get drugs. And serious prayer, when she tell me say she see her period that month, I say thank u Jesus.

This one was saying

'Fm., Ayinde no dey Bleep me rough like this'


I am Fm

Her fiancee is Ayinde

awesonjr:
she said to me

'Dried me up like the Sahara desert

Aaaah ye shall nt sleep well
Descendant of liars

walyx:
Lolz, i wont forget this one.. as d thing enter my head wey load wan comot for bodyna him i tell d girl, i love u so much ur body is so sweet i wanna pour inside u , i even open mouth say if she get pregnant i dnt care.. lolz. na so she say yes pour it.
Omo after pouring na race to pharmacy o to get drugs. And serious prayer, when she tell me say she see her period that month, I say thank u Jesus.

E be like say to cum inside dey sweet dem, too. You go hear, "no remove am o, pour am inside, I won't blame you I swear". The story go now change when both eyez clear

gfaruk:

Aaaah ye shall nt sleep well Descendant of liars

pejuakinab:
What are the weirdest things you've ever hear your partner say when in a closed door romantic session.
For me:
1. One girl will keep shouting "destroy it, smash it...
2. Another one I met was begging me to "scratch it" I did not understand her at first but I later did hahaha

Cut it, cut it, I must go home with it.

femi4:
Cut it, cut it, I must go home with it.

Run for your life

Ashawosboifrien:
Something like ofe pa mi

You get am
Chop knuckle

SHE SAID sofe pami ni ma do mi pa