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Re: My Girlfriend Is Weird,please I Need Your Advice by gentlestdude(m): 7:10pm On Nov 16, 2021
Datboredberry:
Now I'm curious! tongue

Honestly, I think Nigerians are crazy... We're just in the most hypocritical society... Everyone is always judging... Thinking it makes them better... More 'religious'...

Sometimes, I want to be open too... Then I look at the people around... Being slut-shamed is a downer... Too bad, if not the sexuality section would have been lit!

But I want to be amazed... #confessiontime.... grin
let's hook up for raw anal all night long
Re: My Girlfriend Is Weird,please I Need Your Advice by Nobody: 7:13pm On Nov 16, 2021
NarcissistKing:


Damn right! So hypocritical and I hate people like that. I tend to like when people have freedom to express their minds and live the way they want.

Curious to know what I've done? grin
Exactly! Oh yes! The nastier, the better! grin

gentlestdude:
let's hook up for raw anal all night long
If only I were single... cry
Re: My Girlfriend Is Weird,please I Need Your Advice by NarcissistKing(m): 7:18pm On Nov 16, 2021
Datboredberry:
Exactly! Oh yes! The nastier, the better! grin

Not here. grin
Re: My Girlfriend Is Weird,please I Need Your Advice by Nobody: 7:39pm On Nov 16, 2021
NarcissistKing:


Not here. grin
oga I asked for advice and not for you to discuss how wide your ass hole is..dumb
Re: My Girlfriend Is Weird,please I Need Your Advice by Nobody: 7:42pm On Nov 16, 2021
TotoGame:


I can detect a beer parlour gist when I see one

Go get a life pls !
try and get one too waste
Re: My Girlfriend Is Weird,please I Need Your Advice by NarcissistKing(m): 7:45pm On Nov 16, 2021
Johndagr8t:

oga I asked for advice and not for you to discuss how wide your ass hole is..dumb

Sadly, I ain't no gay. Take your frustrated soul elsewhere. I've given you my advise. Go check the thread!
Re: My Girlfriend Is Weird,please I Need Your Advice by Flamemignon1(m): 8:40pm On Nov 16, 2021
NarcissistKing:


Damn right! So hypocritical and I hate people like that. I tend to like when people have freedom to express their minds and live the way they want.

Curious to know what I've done? grin
Yes please
Re: My Girlfriend Is Weird,please I Need Your Advice by foxxydude: 8:44pm On Nov 16, 2021
Guy you are dating a super freak grin
Re: My Girlfriend Is Weird,please I Need Your Advice by debbydams(f): 8:47pm On Nov 16, 2021
extol1:
Look at how the village people are frying akara on top of your destiny
hmmm
Re: My Girlfriend Is Weird,please I Need Your Advice by NarcissistKing(m): 8:50pm On Nov 16, 2021
Flamemignon1:

Yes please

shocked
Re: My Girlfriend Is Weird,please I Need Your Advice by Nobody: 9:00pm On Nov 16, 2021
fulani girls rock mehn
Re: My Girlfriend Is Weird,please I Need Your Advice by Erums(m): 9:01pm On Nov 16, 2021
Datboredberry:
Now I'm curious! tongue

Honestly, I think Nigerians are crazy... We're just in the most hypocritical society... Everyone is always judging... Thinking it makes them better... More 'religious'...

Sometimes, I want to be open too... Then I look at the people around... Being slut-shamed is a downer... Too bad, if not the sexuality section would have been lit!

But I want to be amazed... #confessiontime.... grin

Can we connect and talk about this?
Re: My Girlfriend Is Weird,please I Need Your Advice by budaatum: 11:22pm On Nov 16, 2021
Datboredberry:
aren't you anti-homophobes?

Anti-homophobe as in, against those who are against homosexuals?

Yes I am. I can't stand bigots who can't mind their own diqs and fuq poo against their will like you seem to have to do and then come here to proclaim your weakness.

Stop allowing yourself to be raped if you can't stand it, is my advise for you.

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Re: My Girlfriend Is Weird,please I Need Your Advice by Brunosamel(m): 2:33am On Nov 17, 2021
Johndagr8t:
Good day guys,I will be very brief but i will try to make you all understand me.
There is the bae I have been dating for 7months now, she beautiful no doubt, average height and very fair (Fulani),sofar we started the relationship things have been good especially when it comes to our sex life,but there is something I really don't understand about her since we started having sex and have tried my best to correct this things but it just not working out. It got to a time I promise not to touch her again but honestly Fulani girls are just too beautiful,she only allow me to f*ck her through her anus and most time I try telling her the implications of the act, but it obvious my girl doesn't care and again she usually tell me to put my d*ck in her anus overnight like WTF is wrong with the girl,like we have done this for all the dating months guys.
Now what i notice about her is even demonic coz honestly this girl want me to kill her,now all she want all the time is raw anal s*x guys,she always want me to hook her neck,jack her ass and penetrate deep which am always afraid she might die one day!!! she will tell me to beat her,bite her,spank and all sort of dangerous thing,and the funniest thing is that she will be crying very loud o if I stop Na wahala,she has done alot of weird things but let me stop here.
SO GUYS DID YOU THINK IS ADVISABLE TO CONTINUE THIS RELATIONSHIP COZ HONESTLY SHE MIGHT DIE ANYTIME WITH THE WAY SHE LIKE RAW SEX LIKE THIS
Women have there Sexual fantasy it might sound wired but you girl need someone who is as bad as they can be to satisfy her cravings. There's nothing wrong with her just that her Sexual fantasy supersede yours... grin if na my babe she go collect cuz I will give her all the style she wants even the so called monkey style and standing missionary..... grin
Re: My Girlfriend Is Weird,please I Need Your Advice by SavageResponse(m): 4:21am On Nov 17, 2021
Datboredberry:
grin

Honestly... Amen!!!


grin

She's freaky... I'm thinking she's into domination... BDSM... There are weirder shịt out there... Scat, vore... You're more than lucky to have a girl who loves anal... undecided

My only sexual experience...was anal sex... Clumsy, messy and in my former classroom (I'd since graduated)... You have no idea how great it felt... smiley

No lube... Just his saliva and it was kiss

Indulge your babe or someone would! Vagina sex is overrated... grin

Jokes aside, some girls feel anal sex more... It's more pleasurable...

God knows, who ever I date must love to play with my ass... undecided

Because I do!!!

WTF!
Re: My Girlfriend Is Weird,please I Need Your Advice by okoroemeka(m): 5:05am On Nov 17, 2021
Johndagr8t:
Good day guys,I will be very brief but i will try to make you all understand me.
There is the bae I have been dating for 7months now, she beautiful no doubt, average height and very fair (Fulani),sofar we started the relationship things have been good especially when it comes to our sex life,but there is something I really don't understand about her since we started having sex and have tried my best to correct this things but it just not working out. It got to a time I promise not to touch her again but honestly Fulani girls are just too beautiful,she only allow me to f*ck her through her anus and most time I try telling her the implications of the act, but it obvious my girl doesn't care and again she usually tell me to put my d*ck in her anus overnight like WTF is wrong with the girl,like we have done this for all the dating months guys.
Now what i notice about her is even demonic coz honestly this girl want me to kill her,now all she want all the time is raw anal s*x guys,she always want me to hook her neck,jack her ass and penetrate deep which am always afraid she might die one day!!! she will tell me to beat her,bite her,spank and all sort of dangerous thing,and the funniest thing is that she will be crying very loud o if I stop Na wahala,she has done alot of weird things but let me stop here.
SO GUYS DID YOU THINK IS ADVISABLE TO CONTINUE THIS RELATIONSHIP COZ HONESTLY SHE MIGHT DIE ANYTIME WITH THE WAY SHE LIKE RAW SEX LIKE THIS
posts like this opens a window into the complexity of female sexuality,what will arouse Aisha may not work with nkechi or rope,we men actually wants to believe we know a lot about women but we are wrong,and my Op don't be afraid of killing your Fulani babe ,she is just taking it easy with you,it is you that is likely to die in her hands so beware

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Re: My Girlfriend Is Weird,please I Need Your Advice by Ofadaman(m): 9:04am On Nov 17, 2021
Our advice to you is to stop watching porn, this is why you're cooking up stories and posting nonsense.
Porn will snatch away your youth from you, you'd spend time on stupid things, you'd lose your self confidence and become anti social, it will make you see woman as sex object, you'd be unable to maintain good erection and you'd become social awkward unable to approach women and have low self confidence.

You know I'm hitting a nerve ,so be smart and take back your life as it's fleeing away from you.(when you compare what your peers are doing).

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Re: My Girlfriend Is Weird,please I Need Your Advice by Nobody: 11:20am On Nov 17, 2021
NarcissistKing:


Not here. grin
Sorry dear! I tried to respond.. I still am. Good morning!
Re: My Girlfriend Is Weird,please I Need Your Advice by Wayne1994(m): 11:57am On Nov 17, 2021
Dis mata choke oh, maybe she dey look am for porn.
Re: My Girlfriend Is Weird,please I Need Your Advice by NarcissistKing(m): 5:14pm On Nov 17, 2021
Datboredberry:
Sorry dear! I tried to respond.. I still am. Good morning!

Howdy? I got you.
Re: My Girlfriend Is Weird,please I Need Your Advice by Loveknitting: 8:05pm On Nov 17, 2021
Johndagr8t:

she only let me eat the pussy,like attimes she put milk inside and she den sit on my face,my girl is weird


No be small thin ooh
What the hell
Re: My Girlfriend Is Weird,please I Need Your Advice by Testimony1988(m): 10:58pm On Nov 17, 2021
What you are doing is even wrong, having sex when you have not done the needful is not proper, one's she dies under your roof without doing the needful won't be funny o, the best is to cut all form of relationship from her and if you love her, go and do the needful.
Re: My Girlfriend Is Weird,please I Need Your Advice by Nobody: 5:52am On Nov 23, 2021
Testimony1988:
What you are doing is even wrong, having sex when you have not done the needful is not proper, one's she dies under your roof without doing the needful won't be funny o, the best is to cut all form of relationship from her and if you love her, go and do the needful.

get out!!!

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Re: My Girlfriend Is Weird,please I Need Your Advice by Testimony1988(m): 9:52am On Nov 23, 2021
Johndagr8t:


get out!!!
The truth is bitter.
Re: My Girlfriend Is Weird,please I Need Your Advice by Katcall: 10:06am On Nov 23, 2021
Datboredberry:
Honestly... I can't tell you how many guys I've scared off with my freaky fantasies... Vanilla sex lame...

I've given a hand-job to my ex... CCTV cameras... A thousand people walking about.. in the middle of the field in a government school... grin

He nearly died...

I've met a guy who's crazy... Loved rough anal sex... Screws every married chic... Wanted to have sex with a trans... Until he repented undecided

Boyo telling me about his church... So I ghosted him...
my sexual fantasy is farting during sex as in vagina fart
Re: My Girlfriend Is Weird,please I Need Your Advice by Nobody: 10:13am On Nov 23, 2021
Katcall:
my sexual fantasy is farting during sex as in vagina fart
grin

That would be awkward though...
Re: My Girlfriend Is Weird,please I Need Your Advice by house10s: 11:59am On Nov 23, 2021
yawn
Re: My Girlfriend Is Weird,please I Need Your Advice by hikiki(m): 12:00pm On Nov 23, 2021
Just kill her make we rest...
Re: My Girlfriend Is Weird,please I Need Your Advice by Nobody: 2:07pm On Nov 23, 2021
Datboredberry:
grin
That would be awkward though...
you are a dog
Re: My Girlfriend Is Weird,please I Need Your Advice by Nobody: 2:08pm On Nov 23, 2021
hikiki:
Just kill her make we rest...
I will do that tonight
Re: My Girlfriend Is Weird,please I Need Your Advice by Nobody: 2:08pm On Nov 23, 2021
house10s:
yawn
out of my thread bandit!!!
Re: My Girlfriend Is Weird,please I Need Your Advice by house10s: 2:32pm On Nov 23, 2021
u n ur fantasy see all ur threads

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