tillaman:

I am left handed so it was hard getting this lister to start but with time I understood the trick but you see the day that roller hit my dad on his knee baba sat down on the floor I no fit laugh ooo, i don warn am but that Crazy afternoon was humbling for my pops, baba no gree look my face I come dey pity am say see my Superman o
that was the last time he touched the lister, ours was so powerful that it powers our electric iron that year, 2007 or there about

Explorers:
Dad bought/installed it in 2000, but removed it when i gained admissions in 2006.

Nobody to start it.

Mind you, this isn't the type of gen you use when NEPA is doing the on/off, on/off, on/off wahala.

Once Nepa brings light, you need to take your time and be sure you really want to shut down the engine.

Once you shut it down and NEPA off the light again, that's it, till another Day.


My hostels landlord in Unad/Eksu also bought this lister engine from one nearby block industry(used).

He also bought alternator with it to power the hostel(Gmath).

After the installation, i was feeling big thinking i can start it just because we have at home.

This one is special, it takes atleast 3-5 guys to start the engine, you whine, whine, bleed fuel, and whine again till you're exhausted and next guys takes turn before you can start it.

We used it for like 1session 07/08 before we abandoned the gen.

Throughout that period, only one guy could start it alone in a hostel of almost 80rooms and 30 guys.

The guy will go somewhere to weed first then come back to start whining.

Knows:
Na choke I deh help my guy deh put. Who born me to whine ds monster?

Omicron007:


While this Generator brings back memories, it is worthy of note that this Gen contributed to my 'Mastery of Pull Out Game'.

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As you roll the starter with the other hand on the choke. You are intentional. You are alert and carefully waiting for the engine to pick.
Once you sense that the engine has picked, in split seconds you withdraw the starter while the other hand might have shifted the choke.

It sounds simple but it takes a lot of tenacity and constant practice to become familiar, otherwise you might end up sustaining varying degrees of injury to the jaw, head and legs.

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Years later, I realised that the skill I have learnt in mastering the famed Lister Generator is not wasted.

I can confidently say that I have mastered the art of pulling out when shagging my concubines.

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Operating the Lister Generator is analogous to banging a lady.
You must be intentional. When I decide not to pour my Akamu, then I rely on the principles of the operation of the Lister Generator.

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After intense pre-intimacy, the stage is set. The puccy well lubricated and dripping wet. I dive in with full force and start thrusting in and out like the pistons in the Lister Generator.
As I derive maximum pleasure up to the point that my hair stands, I still don't lose focus. My long curved deek is simply the starter and I am careful with it's operation.

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The banging continues till a point when it seems as though something cold drops in my brain. At this point, the stakes are high. The deek wants to get to the bottom of the VeeJay but this is the point you need it out!
So you have to time it perfectly. As you feel the akamu moving through your deek, you strategically time it and pull out. You may empty it on her face for more protein benefits.

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The Lister Generator is legendary!

siofra:
What the hell is that??

oz4real83:
The person who invented this "lister generator" design should be added to the list of "serial wounders or injurers" . Starting this generator, no matter how experienced you are, should never be taken carelessly. You can lose your eyes, teeth and any part of the body if u are not careful

MidaserveNG:
Waa gbayi !!
A friend once had the Generator. One night while in use, it drove itself down from Gen House to Owner's House like the "Dancing Palm Tree"

Sadly, Highly Unrecommended

Not safe for under 18

suffering:
I came across this contraption for the first time last year. It looked strange and didn’t surprise me that it was manually operated. We Nigerians love when suffering is attached to the simplest of actions. I assumed it was all about strength of which I possessed heaps. No, it was based on technique which I later found out after performing multiple sets of revolutions. Finally we got it to start and, for my hard work, was rewarded with exercise-pumped biceps. Anybody who owns this generator or contraption from hell is on his own. Tiger generators are only twelve thousand naira in this day and time.

KingAzari:
This gen that year... i dey wear helmet and leg protector made with wood to start am. One girl wey be tomboy for area then, the thing strike this babe for knee she cry like woman and female that day.

Explorers:
Dad bought/installed it in 2000, but removed it when i gained admissions in 2006.

Nobody to start it.

Mind you, this isn't the type of gen you use when NEPA is doing the on/off, on/off, on/off wahala.

Once Nepa brings light, you need to take your time and be sure you really want to shut down the engine.

Once you shut it down and NEPA off the light again, that's it, till another Day.


My hostels landlord in Unad/Eksu also bought this lister engine from one nearby block industry(used).

He also bought alternator with it to power the hostel(Gmath).

After the installation, i was feeling big thinking i can start it just because we have at home.

This one is special, it takes atleast 3-5 guys to start the engine, you whine, whine, bleed fuel, and whine again till you're exhausted and next guys takes turn before you can start it.

We used it for like 1session 07/08 before we abandoned the gen.

Throughout that period, only one guy could start it alone in a hostel of almost 80rooms and 30 guys.

The guy will go somewhere to weed first then come back to start whining.

Please I will love to know who you are bro because I also stayed in GMaths hostel. Adura no try at all for that hostel.

Explorers:
Lister multipurpose diesel engine.

Buy and attach to alternator with two drums filled with water(Hot&Cold water).

Do not move closer to this engine if you're wearing agbada or Tie.


To start, you need to roll with one hand and the other hand on the choke at the same time.

When you roll fast enough, shift the choke and it picks.

When hear the pick sound with vibration, 'gba gba gba gba' remove the starter/roller.

Failure to do so, RUN.

Explorers:
Dad bought/installed it in 2000, but removed it when i gained admissions in 2006.

Nobody to start it.

Mind you, this isn't the type of gen you use when NEPA is doing the on/off, on/off, on/off wahala.

Once Nepa brings light, you need to take your time and be sure you really want to shut down the engine.

Once you shut it down and NEPA off the light again, that's it, till another Day.


My hostels landlord in Unad/Eksu also bought this lister engine from one nearby block industry(used).

He also bought alternator with it to power the hostel(Gmath).

After the installation, i was feeling big thinking i can start it just because we have at home.

This one is special, it takes atleast 3-5 guys to start the engine, you whine, whine, bleed fuel, and whine again till you're exhausted and next guys takes turn before you can start it.

We used it for like 1session 07/08 before we abandoned the gen.

Throughout that period, only one guy could start it alone in a hostel of almost 80rooms and 30 guys.

The guy will go somewhere to weed first then come back to start whining.