Toochildish666:
She played u bcuz u off ur brain an start tinking with ur preeq

many men think women are always available all the time, no they are wrong,first thing before starting to spend money to instantly have sex with a girl is to sense if she is available and free, women has menstrual periods and mood swings that can last for up to one week every month,so you see you have a 25-30% probability of getting a girl in her period if you pick randomly,I don't even bother to spend money on such try your luck,

HardMirror:
very smart girl my ass. She should thank her stars he is not a ritualist. This is how they end up being killed because of longer throat

story


the player got played


good morning and do have a lovely day

Your mumu na grade 1

...and this is why I pay oloshos. No stress.

A cousin sister of mine once told me.. Any babe who wish to get laid would definitely give it to dat nigga she likes.. Spending or no spending.

It still doesn't matter if itz the first day or first meeting..

Just don't force it on her..

A word or two... Babe I like u more than you ever know.. Feel me inside of you pls..

I use this line most times and it works for me.

Correct guy... hafa I Dey do house party today you dey lag?? I want make you shayo wella today

Jeffyblaq:
A cousin sister of mine once told me.. Any babe who wish to get laid would definitely give it to dat nigga she likes.. Spending or no spending.

It still doesn't matter if itz the first day or first meeting..

Just don't force it on her..

A word or two... Babe I like u more than you ever know.. Feel me inside of you pls..

I use this line most times and it works for me.

SeaTrade:
So today i just dey bored,not doing anything.
Rain fall here,konji hold man.
Open phone contacts,see one smallie weh I don dey groom for some time and I decided to call her because wetin hungry me today na wild fùck and so the kind body type I need na wetin she get.
Slim,fair,portable, young and all that,
I need wetin I suppose fit hang am for wall like picture dey light am.
Some kind acrobatics Bleep dey weh you no fit try am with heavy duty weh go just lie down open toto like trailer weh spoil for lekki epe express.
Nna,
Because of this weyrey is spend wetin I no suppose oo.
First carry am go chop pizza,chicken wings and coke with cherry as appetiser and also dessert (choco based).
18k go for there,I no talk.
Make we go house she say no,say e far and she needs to attend bla bla bla...I say okay.
I scope am say I want swim and na only one hotel get pool weh I like for town,she say okay.
I say cool,
Reach hotel,I tell am say I suppose book say I no dey like change for dressing room and also where to keep our bags.
Omo we go one hotel like that,OG dey konjified so i use speed book 22k room unto say 12k room don finish
Enter room I order wine and small chops,blow another 18k for there,
Only to want launch preeq na em this pikin dey shout stop upandan
Any small thing seatrade stop,
Any small thing seatrade stop...
Stop ...stop ....stop...
I think I make like 100 attempts and she resist all with that her stop nonsense.
No be juju be that?
Nna I just tire the whole matter and tell her say make we roll out,
We dey inside motor we no dey talk to each other she dey ask me whether I dey vex.
No I no dey vex ooo,thunder kill you there!!!!
We reach her drop off na em weyrey come dey say e be like I no go call her again since e be like I dey vex.
Noo,I go call you ooo,infact I go dey call you pass as I dey call my mama,idiot!!!waka as I talk inside My mind.
Wetin vex me be say the one weh believe me die weh for give me I no call because I dey suspect say she go dey smell and I too dey fear that toto fish smell mehn.
funny enough as me and this weyrey dey drag launching of preeq na him the wig weh she wear fall off na so wetin I see under the sponge wig be like the hair weh lucky dube carry the day them shoot am for Southy,come dey smell like orangutan anus.
Na wetin make me waste all this cash come jam bastard traffic as I dey go house.
I just tire honestly

u where supposed be upfront.

KingDash09:
Correct guy... hafa I Dey do house party today you dey lag?? I want make you shayo wella today

Baddest!
Wish I could turn up..

But at the moment I'm miles away from home..

But itz a small world we livin in..

Just sip easy n keep it low.

Bless up🙏

SeaTrade:
So today i just dey bored,not doing anything.
Rain fall here,konji hold man.
Open phone contacts,see one smallie weh I don dey groom for some time and I decided to call her because wetin hungry me today na wild fùck and so the kind body type I need na wetin she get.
Slim,fair,portable, young and all that,
I need wetin I suppose fit hang am for wall like picture dey light am.
Some kind acrobatics Bleep dey weh you no fit try am with heavy duty weh go just lie down open toto like trailer weh spoil for lekki epe express.
Nna,
Because of this weyrey is spend wetin I no suppose oo.
First carry am go chop pizza,chicken wings and coke with cherry as appetiser and also dessert (choco based).
18k go for there,I no talk.
Make we go house she say no,say e far and she needs to attend bla bla bla...I say okay.
I scope am say I want swim and na only one hotel get pool weh I like for town,she say okay.
I say cool,
Reach hotel,I tell am say I suppose book say I no dey like change for dressing room and also where to keep our bags.
Omo we go one hotel like that,OG dey konjified so i use speed book 22k room unto say 12k room don finish
Enter room I order wine and small chops,blow another 18k for there,
Only to want launch preeq na em this pikin dey shout stop upandan
Any small thing seatrade stop,
Any small thing seatrade stop...
Stop ...stop ....stop...
I think I make like 100 attempts and she resist all with that her stop nonsense.
No be juju be that?
Nna I just tire the whole matter and tell her say make we roll out,
We dey inside motor we no dey talk to each other she dey ask me whether I dey vex.
No I no dey vex ooo,thunder kill you there!!!!
We reach her drop off na em weyrey come dey say e be like I no go call her again since e be like I dey vex.
Noo,I go call you ooo,infact I go dey call you pass as I dey call my mama,idiot!!!waka as I talk inside My mind.
Wetin vex me be say the one weh believe me die weh for give me I no call because I dey suspect say she go dey smell and I too dey fear that toto fish smell mehn.
funny enough as me and this weyrey dey drag launching of preeq na him the wig weh she wear fall off na so wetin I see under the sponge wig be like the hair weh lucky dube carry the day them shoot am for Southy,come dey smell like orangutan anus.
Na wetin make me waste all this cash come jam bastard traffic as I dey go house.
I just tire honestly

U simp cos of one smallie? Tufiakwa

Omoh........isoryt

lols funny people full here

Amen brother

Jeffyblaq:

Baddest!
Wish I could turn up..

But at the moment I'm miles away from home..

But itz a small world we livin in..

Just sip easy n keep it low.

Bless up🙏