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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Mozenge1: 5:56pm On Feb 23, 2022
Mastakija:
no sin is worse
All sins are thesame
Its just d way we humman view them


All sin no be Dsame Abeg because the way de go handle rape case no be same with arm rubbers.
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by iInjureHerYansh: 6:03pm On Feb 23, 2022
BoredBerry:
Teach me to be a spammer?
It's illegal. If you get get caught the blame on me
I'll teach you something else wink
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Nobody: 6:07pm On Feb 23, 2022
iInjureHerYansh:
It's illegal. If you get get caught the blame on me
I'll teach you something else wink
Not interested... You COULD learn from me...

You can serve a purpose... Teach me to make good money... Something exciting...
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by iInjureHerYansh: 6:11pm On Feb 23, 2022
BoredBerry:
Not interested... You COULD learn from me...

You can serve a purpose... Teach me to make good money... Something exciting...
Got a laptop? If not there is nothing much I can do for you. That's a fact smiley
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Nobody: 6:13pm On Feb 23, 2022
iInjureHerYansh:
Got a laptop? If not there is nothing much I can do for you. That's a fact smiley
So you're of no benefit to me...

*Sighs
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Peskid: 6:18pm On Feb 23, 2022
Get your mind to work or get married that masturbation
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by iInjureHerYansh: 6:25pm On Feb 23, 2022
BoredBerry:
So you're of no benefit to me...

*Sighs
Well if you say so. Miss berry smiley
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Nobody: 6:32pm On Feb 23, 2022
iInjureHerYansh:
Well if you say so. Miss berry smiley

But anytime you change your mind you can reply to my pm. I got nice stuff I can teach you
Like what? smiley

I only need money... Everything else is secondary...
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by iInjureHerYansh: 6:35pm On Feb 23, 2022
BoredBerry:
Like what? smiley

I only need money... Everything else is secondary...
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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Bolsman(m): 6:38pm On Feb 23, 2022
You said what? Common man! You need to neuter this habit asap.
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Haakeem(m): 6:45pm On Feb 23, 2022
iInjureHerYansh:
Like I said. I got you whenever you are ready
twale! I dey hail.
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Memyselfu2009(m): 6:47pm On Feb 23, 2022
Just go marry
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Noxico(m): 7:35pm On Feb 23, 2022
This is serious....outdoor masturbating
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Danhumprey: 8:18pm On Feb 23, 2022
Ever8090:
Even in this hardship some people still mange to be foolish!!!
Damn! grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Okoroawusa: 8:28pm On Feb 23, 2022
EmyGod:
Masturbation is not ordinary thing that someone would stop easily rather the person needs grace and self discipline to actualise the breakthrough from porn and Masturbation.
It rare to see a Masturbator who does not watch porn in fact 99.99 % of Masturbors watch porn. You can't break through easily but need to discipline your flesh say no to Masturbation and porn, you see yourself living by it. Even if you fast to stop Masturbation once you watch porn you will forget everything and fall to the evil. Masturbation has destroy so many destinies, I'm talking out of experience. Many people are in serious bondage because of Masturbation and porn. Porn is very demonic and it takes grace to watch porn come out from it. Every porn you watch more demon's will possess you and makes you vulnerable to evil spirits attacks that why most time it not easy to overcome due to the evil spirits are in millions.
You always find it difficult to watch only one porn rather you keep on longing for more until you destroy yourself.
Mtchew... what is this one saying?
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Lewisdinho(m): 8:29pm On Feb 23, 2022
For posting this rubbish on a public space you sure have a mental capacity of a two years old boy.
GuyWise101:
Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

As conji would have it today I decided to masturbate in my shop, I was almost caught by a customer, my only saving grace was that I was doing it behind my desk......

I have also masturbated in a commercial car, after I traveled to the village and spent two weeks without masturbation conji wanted to kill me got a little chance in the car as the driver wasn't around and there was no passenger with me, I did it quickly within 4min I poured and felt relieved, took my handkerchief and cleaned up but I was almost caught by a fellow passenger who wanted to join in the vehicle.

I have also masturbated in the bush, it was during a festive period all members of the family were around, I had to port to the bush and relieve myself grin grin This time I wasn't almost caught.

Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Okoroawusa: 8:31pm On Feb 23, 2022
ubee:
It is sad that in this day and age, Nairaland still publishes posts of the lowest of standards and rock bottom depravity.
And they still shockingly shift such posts to FP. Why?

Are you guys not capable of ensuring the best practices on this site?
What brought you to this section?
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Lexkenny99(m): 8:43pm On Feb 23, 2022
Masturbaa.. Waat? What kinda food is that sef

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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by osazsky(m): 8:49pm On Feb 23, 2022
GuyWise101:
Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

As conji would have it today I decided to masturbate in my shop, I was almost caught by a customer, my only saving grace was that I was doing it behind my desk......

I have also masturbated in a commercial car, after I traveled to the village and spent two weeks without masturbation conji wanted to kill me got a little chance in the car as the driver wasn't around and there was no passenger with me, I did it quickly within 4min I poured and felt relieved, took my handkerchief and cleaned up but I was almost caught by a fellow passenger who wanted to join in the vehicle.

I have also masturbated in the bush, it was during a festive period all members of the family were around, I had to port to the bush and relieve myself grin grin This time I wasn't almost caught.

that passenger and customer caugt u but pretended..
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Kimiso(m): 9:56pm On Feb 23, 2022
Datboredberri:
Omg!!! Damn! grin

I once masturbated in class... tongue

Sneaky... grin

Lol... Nope... Never!

I've been caught watching porn though... My mum... She gave me a lengthy sermon... Into one ear, out the other... grin
i have masturbated in the market before without being caught,...And are you a girl
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by bummyla(m): 10:14pm On Feb 23, 2022
During the era of Nneka The Pretty Serpent! grin grin grin grin Abeg could be marine spirit

TechspeciaIist:
why you no follow am go enjoy the real thing

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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Aaay: 10:57pm On Feb 23, 2022
Really
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by orlaglobal234: 11:06pm On Feb 23, 2022
Datboredberri:
Omg!!! Damn! grin

I once masturbated in class... tongue

Seriously?
Sneaky... grin

Lol... Nope... Never!

I've been caught watching porn though... My mum... She gave me a lengthy sermon... Into one ear, out the other... grin
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Xfemt(m): 11:46pm On Feb 23, 2022
I do masterbate
But to de do am for office
Inside public transport or bush

That one na village pple de follow you
It not ordinary
Goan check your self
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by aidameoryou: 12:02am On Feb 24, 2022
Kollins11:
Omo! It was my mom that caught me masturbating oo!

One Saturday morning, I was in my room watching a movie on my laptop, I also connected my earpiece. A sex scene got my attention and I kept on repeating the scene, I was already hard and trying to masturbate.

I never knew my mom was spreading her clothes outside just close to my window. So she needed me to pass peggs for her, but I couldn't hear her because I was on my earpiece.

She caught me masturbating aggressively hard, she just stood by the window. I noticed that someone was blocking the morning sun from reflecting into my room.

So the moment I looked back. I was so shocked, I saw my mom Shaking her head and telling me “Collins go and marry before you rape someone in this house one day oooo!!!“

grin boi stop lying
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by bepositive11: 4:01am On Feb 24, 2022
Mhykel217:


sharrap..thats not wah we're talking about.

ur mom should be happy seeing u pants down with a chicc than masturbating boy undecided undecided

What's wrong with masturbation? How's sex with a girlfriend better than masturbation? Please explain and think for yourself. Don't bring up some religious beliefs
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by bepositive11: 4:04am On Feb 24, 2022
Kingjames:
Please which is a lesser sin : Masturbation, sex with a prostitute or with a girlfriend

this konji of mine won't hear word and am entangled with Religious doctrine etc

pls help

*not financially and emotionally ready to marry yet

Don't mind those people saying masturbation is a sin. It's only a sin in African countries

Masturbation is seen as normal is every other part of the world including America

As long as you don't get addicted to it, it's healthy. It's better than risking pregnancy and stds

You decide which one is better for you, but there's no doubt that masturbation is safer than sex with girlfriends and prostitutes

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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Mhykel217(m): 6:55am On Feb 24, 2022
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bepositive11:


What's wrong with masturbation? How's sex with a girlfriend better than masturbation? Please explain and think for yourself. Don't bring up some religious beliefs
[/s]

Ogaa sharrap. I'll be the last person to talk about religious beliefs lipsrsealed. And ofcuz sex with a girlfriend is better than masturbation naaa u dz jerk off monster
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by EmyGod(m): 11:08am On Feb 24, 2022
Okoroawusa:

Mtchew... what is this one saying?
You will not understand until it hit you.
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by syntekelite(m): 11:19am On Feb 24, 2022
Mastakija:
no sin is worse
All sins are thesame
Its just d way we humman view them

So rape is the same as masturbation or fornication..according to your ideology??
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by showafrica(m): 11:20am On Feb 24, 2022
Ever8090:
Even in this hardship some people still mange to be foolish!!!

My brother, Buhari need to rule more 8yrs.

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