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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Olumighty123(m): 5:55pm On Feb 22, 2022
GuyWise101:
Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

As conji would have it today I decided to masturbate in my shop, I was almost caught by a customer, my only saving grace was that I was doing it behind my desk......

I have also masturbated in a commercial car, after I traveled to the village and spent two weeks without masturbation conji wanted to kill me got a little chance in the car as the driver wasn't around and there was no passenger with me, I did it quickly within 4min I poured and felt relieved, took my handkerchief and cleaned up but I was almost caught by a fellow passenger who wanted to join in the vehicle.

I have also masturbated in the bush, it was during a festive period all members of the family were around, I had to port to the bush and relieve myself grin grin This time I wasn't almost caught.


You be one of the reasons why I dey always check the seats before I sii down grin

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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Nobody: 6:58pm On Feb 22, 2022
Datboredberri:
Omg!!! Damn! grin

I once masturbated in class... tongue

Sneaky... grin

Lol... Nope... Never!

I've been caught watching porn though... My mum... She gave me a lengthy sermon... Into one ear, out the other... grin
lols she just pity you, next time I will assist you with that
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by ghettochild(m): 9:57pm On Feb 22, 2022
Yes in 2008.
My cousin mum caught me in the bathroom.she jejely March out back ooo.

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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Uncle96(m): 10:09pm On Feb 22, 2022
GuyWise101:
Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

As conji would have it today I decided to masturbate in my shop, I was almost caught by a customer, my only saving grace was that I was doing it behind my desk......

I have also masturbated in a commercial car, after I traveled to the village and spent two weeks without masturbation conji wanted to kill me got a little chance in the car as the driver wasn't around and there was no passenger with me, I did it quickly within 4min I poured and felt relieved, took my handkerchief and cleaned up but I was almost caught by a fellow passenger who wanted to join in the vehicle.

I have also masturbated in the bush, it was during a festive period all members of the family were around, I had to port to the bush and relieve myself grin grin This time I wasn't almost caught.


You were looking at a big ass and mastubting to it abi ?
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Benki003(m): 11:51pm On Feb 22, 2022
Following grin grin
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by damiloladuke: 11:54pm On Feb 22, 2022
Kollins11:
Omo! It was my mom that caught me masturbating oo!

One Saturday morning, I was in my room watching a movie on my laptop, I also connected my earpiece. A sex scene got my attention and I kept on repeating the scene, I was already hard and trying to masturbate.

I never knew my mom was spreading her clothes outside just close to my window. So she needed me to pass peggs for her, but I couldn't hear her because I was on my earpiece.

She caught me masturbating aggressively hard, she just stood by the window. I noticed that someone was blocking the morning sun from reflecting into my room.

So the moment I looked back. I was so shocked, I saw my mom Shaking her head and telling me “Collins go and marry before you rape someone in this house one day oooo!!!“

Old joke... Didn't happen to you

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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by bummyla(m): 4:18am On Feb 23, 2022
In the stream by an older lady, she came out from the bushes around the stream, when I was almost cum, just looked at me, hissed and disappeared into the other side of the stream
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Haakeem(m): 7:24am On Feb 23, 2022
Mastakija:
no sin is worse
All sins are thesame
Its just d way we humman view them
looolz, you just typed in rubbish and your fellow comrade's that has the same mentality with you starts liking it.

So killing and lying has the same sin? Its like you were high on weed yesterday.

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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Haakeem(m): 7:25am On Feb 23, 2022
Vifx:
Masturbators will burn in hell
so as to fornicator's.

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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Eben91: 9:02am On Feb 23, 2022
GuyWise101:
Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

As conji would have it today I decided to masturbate in my shop, I was almost caught by a customer, my only saving grace was that I was doing it behind my desk......

I have also masturbated in a commercial car, after I traveled to the village and spent two weeks without masturbation conji wanted to kill me got a little chance in the car as the driver wasn't around and there was no passenger with me, I did it quickly within 4min I poured and felt relieved, took my handkerchief and cleaned up but I was almost caught by a fellow passenger who wanted to join in the vehicle.

I have also masturbated in the bush, it was during a festive period all members of the family were around, I had to port to the bush and relieve myself grin grin This time I wasn't almost caught.
Haeeeee! You need deliverance asap

Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Eben91: 9:03am On Feb 23, 2022
GuyWise101:
Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

As conji would have it today I decided to masturbate in my shop, I was almost caught by a customer, my only saving grace was that I was doing it behind my desk......

I have also masturbated in a commercial car, after I traveled to the village and spent two weeks without masturbation conji wanted to kill me got a little chance in the car as the driver wasn't around and there was no passenger with me, I did it quickly within 4min I poured and felt relieved, took my handkerchief and cleaned up but I was almost caught by a fellow passenger who wanted to join in the vehicle.

I have also masturbated in the bush, it was during a festive period all members of the family were around, I had to port to the bush and relieve myself grin grin This time I wasn't almost caught.

Haeeeee! You need deliverance asap

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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Eben91: 9:06am On Feb 23, 2022
Whazar:
This op nah eleribu
Masturbate for commercial bus?
Who even masturbate where he makes money?
E shock you abi, masturbate for him shop
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Eben91: 9:10am On Feb 23, 2022
Kollins11:
Omo! It was my mom that caught me masturbating oo!

One Saturday morning, I was in my room watching a movie on my laptop, I also connected my earpiece. A sex scene got my attention and I kept on repeating the scene, I was already hard and trying to masturbate.

I never knew my mom was spreading her clothes outside just close to my window. So she needed me to pass peggs for her, but I couldn't hear her because I was on my earpiece.

She caught me masturbating aggressively hard, she just stood by the window. I noticed that someone was blocking the morning sun from reflecting into my room.

So the moment I looked back. I was so shocked, I saw my mom Shaking her head and telling me “Collins go and marry before you rape someone in this house one day oooo!!!“
grin grin grin grin Collins have you married or do you want to rape someone in that house grin

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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by ImaIma1(f): 10:26am On Feb 23, 2022
Until you do it in the market square before you know that you are possessed.

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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Elsueno: 1:08pm On Feb 23, 2022
cheesy
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Hassanmaye(m): 1:10pm On Feb 23, 2022
Datboredberri:
Omg!!! Damn! grin

I once masturbated in class... tongue

Sneaky... grin

Lol... Nope... Never!

I've been caught watching porn though... My mum... She gave me a lengthy sermon... Into one ear, out the other... grin
You need a big Dick to stop that
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by charlypoker(m): 1:10pm On Feb 23, 2022
May God have mercy on you grin grin

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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by ikorodureporta: 1:10pm On Feb 23, 2022
cheesygrin
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Hassanmaye(m): 1:11pm On Feb 23, 2022
Thesaint141:


grin angry

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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Highman56: 1:12pm On Feb 23, 2022
Kollins11:
Omo! It was my mom that caught me masturbating oo!

One Saturday morning, I was in my room watching a movie on my laptop, I also connected my earpiece. A sex scene got my attention and I kept on repeating the scene, I was already hard and trying to masturbate.

I never knew my mom was spreading her clothes outside just close to my window. So she needed me to pass peggs for her, but I couldn't hear her because I was on my earpiece.

She caught me masturbating aggressively hard, she just stood by the window. I noticed that someone was blocking the morning sun from reflecting into my room.

So the moment I looked back. I was so shocked, I saw my mom Shaking her head and telling me “Collins go and marry before you rape someone in this house one day oooo!!!“
cheesy cheesy
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by twilliamx(m): 1:12pm On Feb 23, 2022
Datboredberri:
Omg!!! Damn! grin

I once masturbated in class... tongue

Sneaky... grin

Lol... Nope... Never!

I've been caught watching porn though... My mum... She gave me a lengthy sermon... Into one ear, out the other... grin

And it went out the other..
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Ajehkpako4naija(m): 1:12pm On Feb 23, 2022
GuyWise101:
Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

As conji would have it today I decided to masturbate in my shop, I was almost caught by a customer, my only saving grace was that I was doing it behind my desk......

I have also masturbated in a commercial car, after I traveled to the village and spent two weeks without masturbation conji wanted to kill me got a little chance in the car as the driver wasn't around and there was no passenger with me, I did it quickly within 4min I poured and felt relieved, took my handkerchief and cleaned up but I was almost caught by a fellow passenger who wanted to join in the vehicle.

I have also masturbated in the bush, it was during a festive period all members of the family were around, I had to port to the bush and relieve myself grin grin This time I wasn't almost caught.

Attention seeking Vaseline crew member. You must have spent a fortune buying Vaseline and joy soap. Afonjas nor dey hear word. You need deliverance. Mummy g.o must hear this
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by iLegendd(m): 1:12pm On Feb 23, 2022
GuyWise101:
I did it quickly within 4min I poured and felt relieved, took my handkerchief and cleaned up but I was almost caught by a fellow passenger who wanted to join in the vehicle.


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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by WowSweetGuy(m): 1:13pm On Feb 23, 2022
When i use to masturbate then as xvideos varieties wan kill me. Sometimes in d morning i no fit stand like all my blood don dry up

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