₦airaland Forum

u get job naaaa....once u stroll out at the right time..

yettybaby112:
Not in the mood anymore to apply for jobs

God bless us, u were great!gboza gboza gboza!

plaetton:
Not exactly sir.

GEJ government came up with the plan, but on critical expert analysis, they realised that it would immediately choke the banking sector and the economy to near death.
Therefore, they decided to keep on hold, while trying to figure a better way to harmonize FG accounts without choking the economy.

Then General clueless stepped in, impervious to economic common sense, pushed the TSA forward, completely oblivious of the immediate economic implications.

has it?3weeks ago a frnd needed my help to help him buy stuffs fron here he tried without success even if he had tight ass connections in d bank..i heard there are stringent rules now...like 2wice a week sending out..,limited time of d day to send ..bla bla..we resulted to doing a bank transaction ofcourse last resort..can u imagine dis awesome change we were happy we cud send western union and money gram out like our neigbours but the joy didnt last..now dey stopped it?shud change be 4ward or backwards as it were in this times??

tensazangetsu:
Western union has been cancelled.

pls go and check out what i replied the buffoon..i felt like slicing out his tongue and throwing it to my neighbours dogs wen i saw it ..ofcourse not to my own dog b4 my dogs wil turn foolish lol..

Lito18:
You are a part of the world's problem. What's wrong with parents sending their children abroad. I pity you

mumu....speak for ursef and ur kindred dude...i dont wish to hear ur disgruntled mind vomit its trash here now is a nice saturday winter morning the snow is melting cuz is sunny and am chilling waitng for the arsenal match..ediot talking trash thinking he is smart voice of the pessimist clan...i rebuke u and ur hypocrisy here think b4 talking we all cant sleep and face d same direction..food4 thot..hope ur made in agony brain can diffuse it..

Achuwa1:
Weep no more parents,coz there are lots of universities,polytechnics & college of education here in Nigeria..
They should all withdraw there lads from all those oversea schools coz they are using those kids studies oversea to delapiidate the little foreign reserve we have tht would have being used @ forex for importation of important goods into the country,,,
only students going to study professional courses & those going for research with guarantee tht they will return to practise should only be given preference...
why should a student be going abroad to study political sc.,sociology,etc with our foreign reserve s going down the drain.,,abeg let them withdraw all of them & send to schools in Nigeria,,afterall,there are still gud private universities here if u feel u dont like govt. Owned schools..

wud u say dat abt an orgy wiv some ......u knw d rest..

Nightshift:
A classic 'Stern', a perfect Stuttgarter, Germans would say. There is something romantic and sexy about classic automobiles. Imagine cruising in a car like this one in a cool evening in Coal City, while playing great jazz from George Benson or Glover Washington - better than an orgas.m!!

lol@wat will i gain?u will gain fame like olajumoke...lol..even all d places u mentioned got me home sick..

VellyG:
What will I gain to lie Abt being a neighbour to majek fashek? I lived at ivbiogie street off upper mission and majek fashek lived at 4th guobadia lane in fact we shared the same fence. And now if this doesn't tally with what u know Abt him then u are the one Lying .

cool dis ur regards was very warm...in btw am not angered,was just testing out ur sense of humor..and u got it me bro..thumbs up!u brought the rather situation under calm...how big are ur ears if i may ask?

Samjr:
I don't understand why you type with so much anger in you... Am so sorry if I have upset you in any way..
Warm regards.

Dude nominator thankGOD say u even hear sabi read to know say nor be English...but u nor fit translate amabeg who fit helep me helep dis mofo of a student wey i get here.?

Samjr:
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Dude please speak English
Regards.

u need dog wey go dey encourage u baa?u go buy flight go dog dem heaven ask their don papa dere una rubs minds him tell u which outlet u go pick up ur order...courageous ko pourageous niii...na story u dey find jare o je

Samjr:
Hello guys,

Please I seriously need a good dog, but I need a smart and courageous dog.. . Please what type of dog do I go for

leave d idiot alone am sure the nonetity is laced upstairs with yoghurt no brain matter..no sane race as it were will spew dis..not taking it away from d so called supreme races as dey self styled themselves its a generational disease dat has come to stay no known cure except feeding on ur energy wen dey see u ...but if only u respond to dem and u will be a meal for their disjointed mindset..dey do trash ...i mean even despicable things dat u,ur race,and a sane society will reject but for dem its awesome..tell me ur race and let me tell u wat u are..all men are born equal but diff.paths we will thread...live and let live..dey harbor hatred in their hearts as it were to a normal eye..but a critical thinker will knw easily dat is just a complex problem..

lordizak:
And that leaves you better off?. You sound very illogical and immature. From what premise is Ur judgement of my race based?. May God have mercy on your soul.

in oritsefemi voice...as u dey dere dey hating and i dey hustle my money.....complete d rest cuz u fit sabi all d con3s dis puna don reach me nor knwoooooooooooo

mccoy47:
Mumu. Keep decieving yourself you old hag!
You just finished having sex and your cloths remain unrumpled and your makeup intact?

Real man ko Love Machine ni!

na so weed dey una for ur village?dem dey worry una bedat ooo abi na for cemetry abi under evil tree una dey go tidy bedat...tread carefully...

Marshallian:
Lol....." That moment when u smoke weed b4 choosing title for a movie..." perhaps d director/producer choose d title under d influence of weed

hh yea do we av a statistician in da house now we can indulge ur specialty here..pls get us d stats of saddist and happy happy people here on nairaland..dis op has brought sumtin outta of his post.. anyone who didnt find it for funny or commented absurd like an impervious brain holder is a known SADDIST..pls get us d stats..and from there they will register with the saddist section dat we will immediately set up thanks..

babsnuel:
Guy u hav 99 problems...but the joke OP wrote aint one of dem

wet am sister abi put am for ur armpit or center lap he must wet and u go enjoy am..nor vex say e dry na from desert dem write am..buhari see ur life even people don dey lie to demselves cuz of u...?small time apocalypse go shele people go still dey wait for ur change ur babalawo strong oooo see as u turn millions once to zombie..

BolaLFC:
Dry

see d way u dey beg for traffic to ur site...u go sabi beg ooo...shame on u..na like dis u hear say dem dey do am?and u believe?u be ekpa..go ask anty linda make she tell u wetin dey actually sup for dis blogging game..u modus operandus just dey make me imagine as u dey feel smart under rain dey hope for sunshine and nobody to tell u say u tooo deyyyyy begggggg...cried uncontrollable?carry her go river niver den post dat one i go pack traffic give u..even new york own yeye fowl

noetic5:
Feel for the young man tho.. See the reason why he wanted to commit suicide and watch how Toyin cried uncontrollable @

http://www.latestamebonaija.com/2016/02/toyin-aimaku-goes-emotional-on.html


She really wept in the video. So emotional and touching

i swear i go fall ur hand here if u nor stop diz antara...where 4 b syd?late 80s?b4 lime light?how late?agaju onye wane mo?we moved to beni in 85..i knw him mama house cuz its close to my grandad house so if u gonna lie think twice..now ans my questions...rmba am most interested in lates 80s b4 he hit lime abi cherry light...

VellyG:
He was my neighbour in Benin back then(late 80's)b4 he hit the limelight. I remember how he shares sweets for all the children living around when ever he returns from Lagos.

my bro thanks for helping him out..ignorance and lack of exposure its bad..but with people like u ..u can correct people without lashing out on dem dey will only get better..sumtymz wen i hear some self styled grown ups talk..i just knw wat and how dey were made up..and i adjust to a near level wiv dem so dey wudnt feel disgruntled or uncomfortable..and some of dem dey grew up in d villages which is not a gud rzn to be archaic tho..but its also a factor...i wonder if some people knw how many successful people dead and alive consume weed all their lives..even in other climes its a prescription med..u can buy synthesized ones even with ur desired flavour...its used for relief from migraine,depression,anxiety..hyper activeness..etc..weed isnt a hard drug,,but the society calls it drugs and as all drugs it shudnt be abuse..cuz even paracetamol if abused has its own penalty..take caution wen u sef medicating..is enuff dat sef medication is bad..

grandstar:
Weed did. not do that. Either meth, crack, cocaine or herion.

Meth in particular eats up the body. Google images of "meth addicts"

u know is a coup?ask people from time...

roman001:
oh...no,The Government of Tompolo is abt to be overcome by the Government of Nigeria.....what a super story!

ur parents didnt waste funds on u...smart shud be ur name..

ratiken:
Buhari should never had been Nigeria's president again.

All he has done is expend scarce resources on these online maggots through Lai Mohd to attempt a damage control on a nation that crashed in his hands.

Dollar sells for 386 naira today because the old dummy of a president could not separate governance from economy unlike the military era where government is everything including economy.

Details: A huge percentage of our domiciled forex are investor funds but Buhari thinks only his CBN forex sales drives the economy. The lack of economic direction for 9months drove the investors with their dollars. Due to huge capital flight, forex has been in very short supply and CBN cannot compliment either. This is what you get for not appointing your ministers for 6 months.

Now they lazily lay all the blames on crude oil pricing when there are a million more options to sustaining an economy as huge as ours.

On the budget. ... buhari has cleared every remaining doubt of his incompetence. If Buhari cannot manage, review or seek clarification from his subjects on a national budget ....... only God knows what trade agreements he's been signing with foreign nations without review.

Amen....now arise o israel..

mascot87:
I received a call from God this night that I will be greater in life than I ever imagine even with the fact that things are not working out well for me now but he will shock me with blessings soon. Thank you Jesus

bribery and corruption in all realms go enta soon...the set reminds me of village head master or collonian pics from dads shelf.

LasgidiOnline:
It's a welcome development lalasticlala

see more photos here: http://www.lasgidionline.com.ng/2016/02/traffic-offenders-arraigned-at-mobile.html

and in polish culture they say POVERTY IS AN ORPHAN!

judedwriter:
naturally, most nigerians just celebrate and adore successful people-sadly we don't really care how or the way they succeeded. Success has many fathers, mothers, brothers and sisters abeg leave am-e no easy to succeed.

is linda their official photographer?cuz for some reasons she appears to go everywhere dey go..daywalker pt4

ChuzzyBlog:
This one na serious matter o! Almost got to a fight...

see more @@ http://www.chuzzysblog.com/2016/02/paul-okoye-seen-arguing-with-policeman.html

hehe oga i sabi u with dis mary..d rob i see here nw is dat it appears u had alot of marys in d past..but how u 4got my veracious konck ur dat ur head is anoda mystery...

iykekelvins:
Oga, Please stop wasting my time if u don't know d girl

What's wrong with ppl on NL

ahahhha i sabi say u go rmba her name walahi...how u go 4get am...u rmba d konck i give dat ur big head the day u cum tell me say u skin her and u still lick the obo?ontop i still chop d whole eba?why u go 4get mary?moral of the story every tool leaves a story...lol

iykekelvins:
E be like

Shay her name na mary?

and me i yansh shege commot the kpekus 4yrs and 1day before u start..dats why d place be still dey hot..wen only u carry ur leg waka come ,hope u nor too vex for d state u be meet ur ride..wheel balancing..alignment,shock absorber be still dey try? anyhow sha who are u to complain ..just consider say na me dash u the TOKUNBO ABI NA BELGIUM...lol

killerman47:
yes I remember

me sef..u sabi dat her friend wey get big barca like tools?

iykekelvins:
Wow.. I know d girl

well d guy must a cheap street orchin 1..2 a dense..3..an okponu oniranu oshi...and den d woman first a sex starve nympho who is jobless/dellusional/total lack of sef respect/a bigger mumu dan d said victim cuz she thinks aving a bang rump is like feeling up a caar tank..?d more u hose down mentality..see wat fire down has caused now..alot of our young lads are involved in this now and as a matter of urgency i pani dat in 25 yrs or maybe slightly less alot of this age group will be sterile cuz of dis abuse of drugs..the funniest part of it now is dat most of this girls know abt it and some evn buy it for dis guys..now anoda blow cuz wen d armagedon for dem prick go show d gurls turned women and in full need of dat same hard core bang cum see say e get as e be ..dem go run enta street hunt young boiz or anything wey fit help cure d hunger for d obo at all cost and is already happening but wud get even worse in abt decade...sex is gonna be free for all..just like saying hello..thanks to our society boiz spoiling their old age cuz of d desire/pleasures of now..gurls dont care anymore not knowing dat this are guys who will become somebody husby later...every just maramara i tire joor...

kobonaire:
Why would a 22 year old man need enhancement in the first place?
When I was 22, I could fück a whole football team in one night ..... female football team that is

nonsense rubbish...now 22 yrs old don turn to boy now abi?if na anoda level now na man...??una one justify d guy laziness and mumuness?after him don flex rich sugar mummy even intimidate him paddies with all d good things as it were wey him dey enjoy for dis hard obodo nja..yawa don gaz now ,una dey tell am which kinda panadol e go use quench him headache?una sabi how many of dem waka come sef?make una borrow brain use for dis con3 abeg!

Islie:
www.vanguardngr.com/2016/02/married-woman-escapes-as-22-yr-old-lover-overdoses-on-sex-enhancement-drugs/

na English dey hungry am speak..spoked and spokened here to collected titus here like grammatical grammatician..lol

FlySly05:
After he has split your head wide open with the butt of his riffle. Tell me how your diplomacy is gonna pan our for you.

na woman born u 4 man...

ebubemicky:
When she was struggling in the streets of lagos u dint help her, am sure u never bought her bread. U wanted her to remain poor but her creator said otherwise. Now u are acting all religious. Now tell me. How many people have u helped? How many people are under ur patronage? How many lives have u changed? U are talking about being naked. How many have u clothed?