₦airaland Forum

HacheNoire:
If not for tall people in this world. The world would have ended.


The only problem this world has is short people.

From Hitler, Abacha, El-rufai, Davido, Nnamadi Kanu, Sunday Igboho, Ubi Franklin e.t.c

Government need to create policies of detecting short people during pregnancy, so they can be terminated early.

The world cant afford their population to be doubled

robosky02:
The arrival




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kf6Bjlffqxg

Samunique:
Go to the super eagles YouTube channel, nff twitter handle or super eagles official face book page to get the link.

Officialhorlah:
https://punchng.com/nigerias-economy-remains-weak-despite-exit-from-recession-tinubu/

kalu61:
E for be me and you right there if say you de reply Dm



Congratulations to you guys.


For every 100 dark skin guys l see, l am very sure 8 will marry fair ladies.

Ike gwuru

Amotolongbo:
https://tribuneonlineng.com/tambuwal-presented-nigerian-made-electric-car-by-jelani/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

southsouthking:
That hair cut mad gan, straight and neat.

Gracedavid125:
Nigerian and Alter Plate Star, The Arabanko crooner Harrysong is getting married to his lover, Isioma


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUQIeL5ZQ0Y

robosky02:
2022 AFCON Qualifier

Benin vs Nigeria

Date: sat 27th March 2021

Venue: Stade Charles de Gaulle

Time: 5 pm

https://www.eurosport.com/football/africa-cup-of-nations-qualification/2021/benin-nigeria_mtc1162715/live.shtml

Obaseki500:
I have never been this confused in my entire life...

I have a girlfriend that we have been dating for 6 years now... We are not married because I was not stable financially but now things seems to be much better and next year should be the year....I reside in Ibadan so she came in last year after her education to get a job, she's a nurse and we were staying together up till now.

Sex has never been an issue between us up until December last year. We sleep on the same bed and we live in the same house but we have not had sex since December 2020 till date. She's right beside me as I type this message. Each time I go close to her, she tells me I am not entitled to sex because I have not paid her bride price. I just could not understand the sudden change in her attitude towards sex when wedding is next year.

She also locks her phone and even WhatsApp. Now, I am beginning to have doubt about marrying her.

etokhana:
https://thenationonlineng.net/why-apc-will-retain-power-in-2023-badaru/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

lalasticlala:
https://metro.co.uk/2021/03/24/mens-joysticks-are-shrinking-because-of-pollution-14297403/?ito=cbshare

JEWELofHELL:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2021/03/kaduna-to-stop-relying-on-federal-allocation-soon-%E2%80%95-el-rufai/

powerfulguy:
Court Convicts Two Fake EFCC Operatives, Eight Others in Abeokuta


https://twitter.com/officialEFCC/status/1375030805811052545?s=19[/quote]many are still out there they thrive because of a lot things plaguing Nigeria from impunity to weak institutions and religious and ethnic differences

DEATHisHERE:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2021/03/why-revoked-lands-were-demolished-edo-govt/

sarrki:
One of the umbrella bodies of herdsmen in Nigeria, the Miyetti Allah Kautal Hore, says South-West governors, with their anti-herdsmen stance, are creating problem for the All Progressives Congress Chieftain, Bola Tinubu, and his rumoured presidential ambition in 2023.

Spokesman for the group, Saleh Alhassan, spoke on Wednesday while featuring on PUNCH Online interview programme, The Roundtable.

READ ALSO: CBN intervention has crashed price of rice –Emefiele

Of late, nomadic herders in parts of the country, especially in the South-West geopolitical zone, have been accused of trespassing on farmlands of host farmers with their cattle. Farm produce worth millions of naira have been destroyed in the last few months. Some herders have also been accused of raping women in host communities, kidnapping the rich and in some cases, killing host residents, amongst other unprintable crimes.



Governors in the zone under the aegis of the South-West Governors’ Forum chaired by Ondo State Governor, Rotimi Akeredolu, have come up with many proposed solutions including prohibition of open grazing, night grazing, under-age grazing, amongst others.

Many leaders in Yorubaland including leader of socio-political group, Afenifere, Chief Ayo Adebanjo, had also said Tinubu was afraid to speak on the herders crisis because he does not want to jeopardise his 2023 presidential ambition and because he does not want to offend the President, Major General Muhammadu Buhari (retd.).

But the former Lagos State governor broke his silence on the matter on March 13, 2021 in a statement titled, ‘Tinubu’s Statement On The Herder Crisis’.

In the statement made available to The PUNCH, the former Lagos State governor urged state governments to convert unoccupied public lands to ranches for herdsmen.


Reacting to the proposed idea by Tinubu as a way of solving the near-perennial farmers-herders crisis rocking the nation, the Miyetti Allah spokesman lauded the idea but said the country was not yet ready to embrace or implement “progressive solutions



https://punchng.com/breaking-south-west-govs-creating-problem-for-tinubus-2023-presidential-ambition-miyetti-allah/

ogododo:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2021/03/world-powers-want-to-destroy-nigeria-mailafia/amp/

Doraty1:
https://www.thecable.ng/breaking-bandits-wont-drop-their-arms-if-they-dont-feel-safe-says-gumi

Ecstasy154:
https://punchng.com/breaking-displaced-herders-have-become-bandits-terrorising-nigeria-says-miyetti-allah/

drinoayo:
Teniola Apata widely known as Teni the Entertainer, has shared photos of her visit to Aso Rock, Nigeria’s power House, Igbere TV reports.

The multi-talented singer met with Nigeria’s Vice President, Yemi Osinbajo, who happens to be knowledgeable about the entertainment industry.

She shared photos of her visit on the gram and captioned the post;



https://www.instagram.com/p/CMzIPZ-l2Ji/?igshid=120idws6tn8n3

Recently, the federal government promised to support the entertainment industry by providing funds to help boast the sector.

Teni has been busy this year as she has released a new project titled ‘Wondaland’. The album houses 17 tracks with Davido as the only feature.

She also released her first hit single for the year ‘For You’ featuring superstar Davido, which is off the ‘Wondaland’ project.

Hongkog:
If i decide to go doggy with you even the devil won't stop you from fainting.

OriginalOmoOgun:
https://dailypost.ng/2021/03/24/stop-killing-innocent-people-gov-abiodun-tells-anti-smuggling-taskforce/?amp

Omortokemyy:
mayhem everywhere i need a man to make me feel safe

Mindlog:
"I believe she'd be 5 years if not more older than me but yet she calls me like I'm with her kidney".........

unamamatoto:
11 years on here and you are still stupid... you talk like an imbecileeeeee

Tolexander:
Dublin in Northern Ireland?

TerrorSquad:
https://www.facebook.com/273102863056662/posts/1427687694264834/

Valkrie:
Exactly and that's why once a woman's radiator is empty and not filled for sometime she begin to overheat and turn crazy...with some weird character/attitude..!!

Islie:
•Gov Badaru says caretaker committee committed to holding national convention in June



https://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2021/03/23/apc-plans-to-rule-nigeria-for-32years-says-buni/

iamyemiakins:
Wahala be like wetin again

Doraty1:
https://www.nairaland.com/6447989/fish-out-fake-idps-zulum-storms#99679619



https://thecable.ng/zulum-uncovers-fresh-batch-of-fake-idps-in-maiduguri-camp

VictorUSA:
See this old man. Rotational presidency is not democracy.And which one is two vice presidents?