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cool i thot so..tho already i wrote u ..ur joke on google cud cost billions of rupees cuz indians and chinese wudnt find it funny..lol

ireneony:
e pain am
Guy cool down I was just joking

LOL..irene let me assume u dont knw wat u saying or just looking for humor?cuz i knw u aint big/plumpy/chubby/either..and i knw how the kitty of tiny gals is..dont make me tell it here..kitties can be descirbed like dis and every gal has her own category..we have..vagina..honeypot..cunt..kitty..and lastly TOTO..thin/tiny gals fall in one of doze categories..by d way if i tell a gal she has toto she shud cry and become a nun..cuz toto means the obo is dead.!like i said irene u are too pretty to av a bad mouth.

xpressng:
who told you that short people got small dicks? Fool

regular sex can reduce the risk of heart attack..b4 u quote me google it..new research has proven that..with all this hussle and bussle all around the globe he needs to release some thangs..all u prefer to mourn him dan to allow him avert the future problem..?let him dig the kitties..dis gals are hoes and want to keep him by all means..u can see they are pained..why didnt they attact the guy dat disflowered dem?juz cuz obo is made dey want to stick to him like a pin to a magnet..na waoooo women and deception is like LAI MOHAMMED AND LIES..

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instead of been evasive why not just say AMEN..am sure from ur write up u aint got a bother abt shit that is plagueing the nation..it didnt start now we have heard u..but from bad to worse has been elaborately spelt out since ur saint came to power..pls dont be deceptive on ur stance just say AMEN..or gerrahhiaa hypocrisy is when u see stone and tell ur bro is a bread..

demolinka:
Don't need ur prayers, niggah. All d boosit u listed didn't start with buhari so why the noise? OK what solution do you proffer?

a hard working man caught by hardworking soldiers..GOD IS AWESOME![quote author=dokunbam post=44633857][/quote]

no na lie na ur doubtful brain full inside him wan go help us throway am...

omusiliyu:
:[size=20pt]NAH SAWDUST DEY INSIDE[/size]

TELL THEM..

johnydon22:
What do you mean Mysterious

Even here in Enugu it poured hard with strong winds too, even disrupted a wedding there is nothing mysterious about shiit just nature showing it's talent.

Or you think nature cares whether you have a wedding ceremony or burial of a politician before happening?

what is wrong in investing in tax haven nationscheck online alot of celeb sports stars even british pm david.cameron was mentioned..if its an offence then the whole world elites would be probed...this is just to to divert ur attentions people wakeup..even putin was mentioned..pls Nigerians dont be fooled tell this people u av heard them but let them work with the little we have now..later we deal with them we cant fight in an unstable condition or in hunger..TBT!!!

IamBLAZER:
these men should better be brought to justice... not just them, but all others that have their hands in the suffering of nigerians...

well was champayne without glassthe world will be boring without clowns...basically now every nation has its clown to put smiles/comic reliefs in the minds of its citizens..mboro to the south..lai mohammed to the west..Donald trump to the USA...etc..

shachris02:
Report by SADC Bizarre Correspondent, Maynard Chizavare

Source : http://thesoutherndaily.co.za/index.php/2016/04/03/prophet-mboro-claims-Jesus-hot-wife/

i av told him he is an advanced odensy

sheyn5:
And who are you to call AAUA a boarding school?
must you comment?

u be advanced odensy..period

HungerBAD:
This is what you get.

When you Convert Boarding Schools to Universities, they have brothers in Schools like ABSU,EBSU,LAUTECH.

And younger brothers in Secondary Polythecnic like Offa,Iree and Rivers Poly.

Schools not known for anything Academic,but Toutish behaviour.

same here..sumtin aint just fitting here...

ogadTop2:
So, DSS could identify 5 of the 50 "shallow graves" as containing Fulani's....while the rest that are non Fulani's are "unidentified"?

Furthermore, I'm not sure DSS has arrested a single Fulani for their numerous heinous crimes buy could rade igboland for murderers of Fulani's?

I find this difficult to comprehend

hey bro..am not a biafra man...but i doubt diz news besides i avnt heard any press release abt the spate of killings of this nomads across the country..this nomads are like cancanworms killing has become a norm for dem across the nation..why is dis one a big deal 4 dem?

bloodyBLOGGER:
who doesn't know IPOB is a terrorist organization?

becuz olosho assignment is temporary..and often times they understamd d rules of the game..just like alaye said in psquare remix temptation..she knw i gat a wifey buh she still dont care!!!!

inme:
Wetin all these boys dey see for OLOSHO?

eehhnnn how many shrunk prick u don see anty?4 ur mind now u sabi talk?even if prick shrink he go still stand service u wella still give u baby mama title...but bobby wey don fall is as useless as a conductor boxers and slippers..eyesore to be thrown away...moral of d story a shrunk tool is better dan bobby dat is likened to a bobby dat looks like a pure water sachet wiv leakage..its touch is even irritating..no hard feelinz.

christinie:
Some men talking about Cossy's fallen books as if their dicky dickys have not shrunk.


By the way didn't Cossy, Uti and Derenle 'promise' us that they would be getting married last year? Cossy later postponed her own to this year but up till now no news on that.

Lying celebs lol.

wetin do ur face?u wan suck d bobby niii?d way ur mouth bend so na waooooo

emrain:

gunners!!!!

6digitscomrade:
gunners!!!!

gunners!!!!

mukina2:
abeg you people should win tomorrow oh

on d contrary we nor go knw who get ikebe again ..and quickie will become easier/faster cuz no need to rush wear panties lift gown and off u go..drop gown and bye bye..even for class sef adjust gown and finger kpekus no stress of pulling thinz..the disadvantage outweighed d advantage..hahahh is like say make boiz dey were kaftan it av finished be dat ..schs go turn baby factory.

Fmartin:
Atleast temptation will reduce.......

Rapping of pupils/students will drop to 0MW.

staring @ a young sexy girl's fair , fresh nd mind blowing thighs cn get a man emotionally high wit some electrical like waves of thought abt carrying out a rape.

well even airbags comes wiv warnings..abi u never read am..dont place kids close to airbags cuz it might cuz suffocation go and read ur own broda..dis one na accident neva happen sef d kid life don dey edge..lol[quote author=CheedyJ post=44541774][/quote]

every competitor is a failure dis one make sensimilla...

henrydadon:
let her come and compete with this

come golden gate tommorrow at 8pm ...sit close to the reception u go see who the boobs wan help..

emrain:
Who the boobs epp?

wow..thumbs up bro..yea i learnt abt this mischievious acts few yrs ago abt d kero/pms mix..but i was told is better off wiv plants not cars..but all d same i never trust black markets and discourage buying it cars..my ladies always beef me cuz my cars are always my love..wen dey are bothered am bothered..but incredibly as it may sound..in nja service stations still sell us adolterated products.

9icetoo:
u bought adulterated diesel most likely mixed with kerosene and fuel since they are cheaper. unscrupulous filling stations pull that stunt regularly to make quick bucks. petrol is 87 naira and kero is 83 naira. if you mix fuel, kero and diesel in a ratio of 1:2:5, you will get a product that you can sell with a margin of almost 50% assuming the price of diesel is 150 naira.
older diesel engines can run on pure vegetable oil. I use some quantity in my car. usually old cooking oil that missus would had thrown away. there is caveat to this stunt. your diesel engine should be o the older common rail technology usually pre 2000. ur fuel lines and tank must be clear of muck. vegetable oil usually cleans up the line and tank and carries this debris into ur injectors. this causes a lot of issues. however 3 to 4 litres of clean used vegetable oil won't harm a diesel engine. these engines can even run on engine oil!.

nna mehn even if she frown who she wan blame me or GOD?d same issue she get na d same issue hold aki and pawpaw,hold big headed man/woman...some conditions dey u juz gats pretend as if all is well overtime u will learn to be proud of it juz after it becomes a trademark..

sauceEEP:
I like her cos from the pics her countenance depicts that she's proud of her God given assets.... Flaunt it mama!!

alawayin ikeja lagos...but does anyone notice a particular guy in all d pics just smiling sheepishly like a sheep been roasted...lol

toshmann:
As Buhari don damage economy, no job for umuafrika, no electricity to watch tv and enjoy some comedy, and naijans must survive, guys have decided to entertain themselves anyhow anyhow.

And the lady either seems powerless or perhaps is enjoying the attention.

But nnaa meeeeen, this is original aradin'obi

i go like privatise dis woman..call investors from all over the world i av found a mammary gland that is fertile for lactose exploration..after the deal is done i will still organise a show for entertains wiv diff gate fees btw her and cossy..who is wiv me on dis investment and biz planlike if u concur..and share if u think is mere fantasy...

UrennaNkoli:
The woman sef go dey feel embarrassed.

eehnnn carry go jare we nor go allow u press am..if u like dey doubt...lol

Philomath1212:

Fake

hahahahaahhhhah (Operation follow the amazing bööbs!!!)u go kill person wiv laff ooooo be careful..ambulance fit nor get fuel..lol

divinehand2003:
Operation follow the amazing bööbs!!!

Jobless Naija area boys. See how dey abandon their children and begin dey run after the poor woman and also shining their teeth.

Lol.

lol unaabi never knew unaab had popes as lecturers...obviously u av too much capacity therein..and av got no intent to argue wiv u..and dont twist grammas pls..am a critical thinker and i like facts..u are a fallacious fellow ..u appear to be the type who rather sell the truth instead of paying to hear the truth..its possible ur dept might be holy as thou..but ur dept cant represent the whole UNAAB..u are onesided and lost in ur own world..ur last response exposed ur mindset ignorantly just as u were trying to potray ur sef in diff light..,i evaluated ur person.i dont say what i assume cuz assumption is the bedrock of all fuckups..am a Psychologist and now am studying forensic sciences.

boostdom:
It's hard to argue with someone who appears to lack any sort of critical thought. I graduated from the College of Natural Science, Unaab. I studied Computer Science. Now, go do your findings.

You lack the capacity to criticise dialectic reason.

i was reading until i saw it was lai moronhammed and i stopped..the rzn ur guess is as good as mine..lie from the pit of hell..

Akshow:
Oga do something fast

then it might be somewhere close to the bossom of abraham...welcome to planet earth,especially africa..once again welcome..cuz i will neva believe u and am sure alot of nairalanders will agree wiv me..that its like saying u can find a babalawo without juju to tell me u attended a sch without bribery or blocking as it were..now dis is rational..

boostdom:
When you ask where I am from and then confirm it as a norm without having any idea if I witnessed it is not a rational thought. I didnt witness this at the Federal University I attended.