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Sirk4great247:
Yesterday

Galatasaray played 3-3
Today fenerbache is currently playing 3-3

Them they fixed game for Turkish league I swear

Full time fenerbache 3-3

kindredspirit:
The husband and wife are both Lawyers.

The wife used to work for a Reverend Father, as a house-help, when she was a young girl, long before she married. She was impregnated by the Reverend Father while she was working for him and gave birth to a boy.

19 years later, the lady ( now a lawyer ) is married and brings the boy ( her son ) to live with she and her husband. She told her husband that the boy is her junior brother.

The husband would later discover that the boy is actually his wife's child whom she had for the Reverend Father.

The husband, before he died, revealed to his friend ( another lawyer ) that his wife was also having a sexual relationship with her boss, who is also a lawyer.

The husband was summoned to a meeting with the wife's family to discuss all the issues that they were having, but never returned.

The report did not state how the wife killed the husband which she is being charged for. That's the most vital part of the story that is missing.

Nawttiboi007:
Why are u posting this same comment in all sections?

NwaNimo1:
Listen up, tech pros in Naija town
I got some tips that will help you get down
First, find your niche, and make it clear
Focus on it hard, and hold it dear

Build personal projects, show your skills
Let your creativity give you thrills
Contribute to open source, on Github
Show what you got, let the world dub

Hackathons and coding comps, join the fray
It's a great way to show what you can play
Create a website, showcase your art
Tell your story, make it smart

Network, attend events, keep it real
Stay up-to-date, and let your ideas heal
Internships, freelance, gain experience
Collaborate, learn, with no interference

Update your portfolio, let it flow
Showcase your latest work, let it glow
Stay current, don't let it slip
Take courses, read, and take a sip

That's it, folks, hope you got some tips
Let your skills shine, let your portfolio rip!

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How?.....the word no longer exists!

Curious345:
There is no better time to arrest Tinubu than now

Rokiat:
Every woman swears that she got a better crotch. If you like you can have two vaginals and one gets wetter than the other he will still drop you and go to where he can find peace of mind.

That’s the most important.

naturefellow:
*❌❌RED ALERT❌❌*

Submission of
Dr. Afọ́lábi Oluwadun
Professor of Medical Microbiology
Ọ́labisi Ọ́nabanjọ́ University
Agọ̀-Ìwòyè, Ògùn State

THE DANGERS OF SOME COMMON FOODS IN NIGERIA
Dr. Abayọ̀mì Ògùntoye

I promised to write about what is killing people in Nigeria today. Nigerians should be focused on solving these problems instead of fighting over GMO which they don't understand yet. These are what is causing most of the cancer going around now:

1.) Ripening agent for banana and plantain. Because people are in hurry to harvest their bananas and plantains. they spray them with Calcium carbide. This is a ripening agent and makes the plantain ripen very quickly. It is extremely hazardous to the human body as it contains traces of arsenic and phosphorus.

So anytime you buy ripe plantain in the market chances are you are buying plantain ripened with Calcium carbide.

Solution : Buy unripe Plantains and Banana and keep them inside a black plastic for few days, it will ripen naturally.

2.) Most Nigerian farmers, if not all of them use a chemical called "Sniper" as an added ingredient for pest control. Sniper is potent and it scares me. It is a DDVP, 2,2-Dichlorovinyl dimethyl phosphate compound. An organophosphate that readily binds to the lungs and kidney causing cancer. It is almost in everything you eat in Nigeria.

Solution : You are on your own here because it is everywhere.

3.) Weevil control in Beans with Aluminum phosphide (AlP). This is the most dangerous food pollution in Nigeria. Because weevils can destroy the entire year's harvest of the farmer in a few days. They drop tablets of Aluminum Phosphide inside each bag of beans.

They think that one tablet is enough to drive weevils away from the bag of beans. Yes they are right, but that one tablet can drive weevils away from an entire Silo of 50 tons of beans. Do the math yourselves.

Unfortunately, it is now one of the most common causes of food poisoning in Nigeria. It liberates lethal phosphine gas when it comes in contact either with atmospheric moisture or with hydrochloric acid in the stomach.

Solution: Eat beans with Weevils.

4.) Chicken from China preserved using embalming substances. The same used to embalm dead bodies in Nigeria.This is a cancer causing substance that kills slowing. How else do you think chicken gets to Nigeria from China without a proper cooling system.

Solution: Eat only local chicken. don't buy frozen chicken. if you can't see it running around don't buy it!!!!!! Don't eat at Eateries. Stop using your money to buy death.

The farmers don't want to kill people, but they are uneducated and don't know that they are committing mass murders. And then, they don't have the appropriate tools to deal with the challenges they have.

NAFDAC too, in Nigeria, has become just another self-serving government agency like "we took care of ourselves" NDDC. NAFDAC officials no longer go to markets or farms. They glide around in official cars to go and extort budding manufacturers. They sit in their offices all day discussing bonuses, appointments, promotions and how they were denied the "lucrative posting". Like the Raw Materials Development Commission , and over 100 other government agencies a useless and total waste of money.

This is why the European Union, United States don't want to have the Beans, Cocoa, Plantain, Yam and Pineapple exports from Nigeria. Everybody is scared of Nigeria's irresponsible public service and Nigeria's cancer-intense, disease-riddled agricultural produce.

It has nothing to do with racism or because they are evil white people.

Britain, the EU and the US repeatedly and tirelessly warn Nigeria to clean up its extremely poisonous farm produce. Nigerians eat killer foods.

Even the Coca-Cola we drink is banned in the UK. A Nigerian businessman lost money trying to export Bottled-in-Nigeria Coca-Cola to the UK as it is supposed to be cheaper here because of lower labour costs. The UK Food and Drugs Office calls the Coca-Cola, Sprite etc that we drink, cancer-Cola.

*The EU and the US are simply fed up with the reckless mass murders of Nigerian agriculture.*

Wait. WAIT ! !!

Read this all over again and *commit it to your memory.

kingthreat:
If she is really married, her husband needs to see that comment.

nihilistjnr:
Brahhh

Waec and Jamb Lesson periods were probably the best years of my adolescent life. I know exactly what you mean about that smell.
Depending on the establishment, it's the sawdust from the kpako shack or the walkway over the gutter. It's the heat of an unventilated room, combined with sweat and generator fumes.



OG. You sabi. It was 50 bucks per hour back then. Same with Winning 11 at 10 bucks a game. With a free game for every 5 games played.



You're one the the kids i'm talking about . Brah the OG PSX for me will ALWAYS be the greatest of all time, from the iconic booting sound, to the yellow booting screen and that PS logo on the black screen.

The PSX hit us in an era where we were playing international superstar deluxe! with them Allejo of Brazil on SNES, watching Keeper Fumble!

PSX gave us the famous 433 triumvirate of Roberto Carlos, Rivaldo, and Ronaldo in attack. It gave us Jackie Chan Stuntmaster, and Crash Bandicoot 1 and 2. In the mid 90s, My dad used to take my brothers and I to an arcade on Allen Avenue to play street fighter on panels....you will never understand the impact that a 3d fighting game like Tekken had on an entire generation that was used to 2D sprite fighters.

Brah! You had to have experienced it.

H2ho:
Salary earner

Dannydrums889:
Am kind of scared about tennis inplay

H2ho:
I'm with you on this....I have spear 250k I want to double but fear of alabi

Dannydrums889:
Oya,when are you starting
million must be made

kingofcasting:
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Roland17:
You Dey see wetin Bournemouth dey do Dirty Spuds ?

JohnNgene:
You sound really intelligent but you're not living up to your intelligence by allowing this addiction to control you.

You need to abandon your addiction totally biko. Your body has been warning you and will soon revolt against you in a very drastic way.

As a fitness coach, I will give you these two suggestions for free.

1. Become addicted to fruits or nuts. E.g bananas, apples, cashew nuts, groundnuts etc.

2. Start doing workouts everyday. I recommend yoga since you said you're slim.

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