1. I lied about my age...

When we first met, I told him I'm 20... But I was 18...

2. I recently lied to him that's I'm working...

I've been jobless for the past two months... He had quit his job last year so we've both been happy unemployed, spending our days talking with eachother...

But he got an amazing job early this month... I was happy for him but I felt bad, so I lied that I had gotten one too...

He's asked so many questions...

If I'm happy...

If I'm paid well...

What I do... And all that...

3. I lied about my last name...

I just didn't want him knowing any of my relatives...

you have been noticed, anyways jamb form is still own sale ,I just want to let you know.

This girl no dae tire

What kind of relationship is that?
Looks like you don't see often or never seen?
Why do you have to lie?

posty56:
you have been noticed, anyways jamb form is still own sale ,I just want to let you know.

Now .

You this small pino pino. Shey someone up there said jamb form is out

Comradewhy:
What kind of relationship is that?
Looks like you don't see often or never seen?
Why do you have to lie?

We don't... He's very far away...

I lied about my age cause he was 25... I thought he wouldn't like the idea of dating someone who's 18...

I lied about the job cause I was embarrassed... Honestly... He's really caring... He wants to know if I'm being treated well... If I'm happy... What I do... Etc... But it's so hard to lie... But I can't confess...

When we first met, I told him I'm 20... But I was 18...
I believe you meant to write 38 and not 18 so correct yourself.

Datboredberry:
We don't... He's very far away...

I lied about my age cause he was 25... I thought he wouldn't like the idea of dating someone who's 18...

I lied about the job cause I was embarrassed... Honestly... He's really caring... He wants to know if I'm being treated well... If I'm happy... What I do... Etc... But it's so hard to lie... But I can't confess...

Log out,chat him up right now and tell him the truth.
Understood?

SmellySperm:
You this small pino pino. Shey someone up there said jamb form is out

Please do.

The actual real lie is.

Number of guys slept with = n
Actual numbers of guys slept with = n x 4

And you jump from thread to thread insulting people abi....
This shows that 90% of people who insult people here are kids...

Your boyfriend or girlfriend?

That's another lie?

Comradewhy:

Log out,chat him up right now and tell him the truth.
Understood?

I can't...

He would be shocked! He would be angry... We never lie to each other...

He thinks I'm mature...

What would I say?

"I lied that I'm working cause I was ashamed and jealous that you have an amazing job!" Lol

My birthday is in a few days... So I won't tell him I had lied about my age...

Thanks though.. it's weird how one lie leads to another...

Datboredberry:
I can't...

He would be shocked! He would be angry... We never lie to each other...

He thinks I'm mature...

What would I say?

"I lied that I'm working cause I was ashamed and jealous that you have an amazing job!" Lol

My birthday is in a few days... So I won't tell him I had lied about my age...

Thanks though.. it's weird how one lie leads to another...

Your issue is just too visible to me, how come you don't even believe in yourself?
You allow people define you most time which is not right,stop overthinking little things,you are kind of insecured,you don't even love yourself the way you should.
Why?

chatinent:
Your boyfriend or girlfriend?

That's another lie?

Boyfriend...

Comradewhy:

Your issue is just too visible to me, how come you don't even believe in yourself?
You allow people define you most time which is not right,stop overthinking little things,you are kind of insecured,you don't even love yourself the way you should.
Why?

Not that I don't love myself.. maybe

But I just wanted to be perfect.. it's stupid but I want him to think I'm okay and I'm cool..

Being broke and unemployed is anything but perfect

Uzomacharles:
And you jump from thread to thread insulting people abi....

This shows that 90% of people who insult people here are kids...

I swear. That's why I barely give reply to mentions. A grown up might even be exchanging words with a 15yr old kid here lols

Datboredberry:
Not that I don't love myself.. maybe

But I just wanted to be perfect.. it's stupid but I want him to think I'm okay and I'm cool..

Being broke and unemployed is anything but perfect

I wish you hadn't posted this,I understand you needed to pour it out,deep down you seem like a lost soul,you just need that person to talk to,who will always be emotionally there for you and I don't know if you have found that or you are still lost within.
I hope you get yourself together.

SmellySperm:

I swear. That's why I barely give reply to mentions. A grown up might even be exchanging words with a 15yr old kid here lols

Them plenty...
Her gee fit be underage too...

Umuaka relationship

And what kind of job does he expect an average 18-20 Nigerian girl to have?

Comradewhy:

I wish you hadn't posted this,I understand you needed to pour it out,deep down you seem like a lost soul,you just need that person to talk to,who will always be emotionally there for you and I don't know if you have found that or you are still lost within.
I hope you get yourself together.

You're familiar...

Not really... There's no one to talk to... But I'm fine... I could never truly open up to anyone...

Ximenez:
And what kind of job does he expect an average 18-20 Nigerian girl to have?

I'm the one pressuring myself.. I couldn't tell him that I had no job yet..

So we should fry sand

Datboredberry:
You're familiar...

Not really... There's no one to talk to... But I'm fine... I could never truly open up to anyone...

You are not really fine and you know that,there is this thing weighing you down.
Which of course,I don't know.

Uzomacharles:
And you jump from thread to thread insulting people abi....

This shows that 90% of people who insult people here are kids...

I swear down bro

That girl is just 18years. A teenager and a Small girl for that matter, you'll see her jumping from thread to thread quoting and insulting every guy she sees.

Honestly I blame seun for this, he is supposed to have created another nairaland for teenagers like that girl

Berry, you are funny sha!

You can tell him you just found your original birth certificate and you're not 20.

What type of Job at 20 years old? Talkless of the 18 you actually are, why should you be embarrassed about that? Or are you not schooling?

Something is amiss about you. Seems like you lie too much

Ximenez:
And what kind of job does he expect an average 18-20 Nigerian girl to have?

Sales maybe, Wholesales to be precise.

zabimaru:


Sales maybe, Wholesales to be precise.

Hmm... Yes.

Deicide:
What type of Job at 20 years old? Talkless of the 18 you actually are, why should you be embarrassed about that? Or are you not schooling?

Something is amiss about you. Seems like you lie too much

I don't lie a lot...

I'm schooling... But I was still working... And he knew...