Mine was served via text on whatsapp about a year ago

2012... Ex had a party in school... Travelled from Lagos to oyo state with cake, she claimed she was not celebrating, asked me to drop the cake and head back to Lagos.
Cousin who followed me said we should wait around till nightfall to see the real situation, turns out it was the biggest party in that hostel that year, all funded by SIMPle me... Turns out I was Number 5 of her boyfriends list...we were six all together

TPound:
2012... Ex had a party in school... Travelled from Lagos to oyo state with cake, she claimed she was not celebrating, asked me to drop the cake and head back to Lagos.
Cousin who followed me said we should wait around till nightfall to see the real situation, turns out it was the biggest party in that hostel that year, all funded by SIMPle me... Turns out I was Number 5 of her boyfriends list...we were six all together

Eiyaaaar.. Kpele.
That your cousin knew something was going to happen and wanted you to witness it yourself.

I am the one that usually serves the breakfast

lolz.. I don't serve and I don't receive.. NO TIME FOR THAT.

SurvivorM:
I am the one that usually serves the breakfast

Interesting. So how do you serve it?

Breakfast would always be served even if you dey hungry or not. But for the breakfast not to affect you, treat the breakfast like swimming pool. For swimming pool, you no dey care if person dey swim with you, if person don swim before you, and if person go swim after you. Just swim your swim and gettat from the water. But make sure say while swimming, you enjoy the coolness of the swimming pool because no be your property. Na mumu dey give he complete heart to a 9ja babe wey no be virgin.


I don talk am before and I go talk am again, "99% of 9ja babes go always lie say den lost their virginity via rape. My brother be wise oooo, that na their national anthem for drawing sympathy"

i remember one skul date dt year, we dated for 6 months n breakfast was served inside exam hall
banny say mk i show her answers to econometrics bcox I bin no allow her read the previous Nite based on say she come cook for me dt evening..
I asked her to wait Mk I finish, she vex ask another guy n d idiot simpishly open him work for her to copy..
banny finish, submit n pass me the econometrics question paper after d exam n I saw " IDIOT ITS OVER"...na so d ticket cut

paulolee:
i remember one skul date dt year, we dated for 6 months n breakfast was served inside exam hall
banny say mk i show her answers to econometrics bcox I bin no allow her read the previous Nite based on say she come cook for me dt evening..
I asked her to wait Mk I finish, she vex ask another guy n d idiot simpishly open him work for her to copy..
banny finish, submit n pass me the econometrics question paper after d exam n I saw " IDIOT ITS OVER"...na so d ticket cut

Lol.. So yours was served in the examination hall. Oga o

Sanmel:
Eiyaaaar.. Kpele.
That your cousin knew something was going to happen and wanted you to witness it yourself.

I guess