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This Nigerian Guy on twitter Said Heaven Is Boring by Ilamina(f): 1:13am On Apr 30, 2022
I don't like people that don't value their lives

Heaven might be boring
But better to be there than hell

He said imagine, in heaven = no ps4, no Xbox, no pounded yam and egusi soup,

All we be doing is singing, playing with lions,

And eating fruit

According to those pictures in watch tower in those Jehovah witness books

Xbox in the real world comes with stress and anxiety. .still not worth it

Unless Xbox will be in heaven without stress and anxiety

Me I liked heaven growing up
Because I hated food
I hated school
Lol I never thought singing will be boring because I liked church and choir

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Re: This Nigerian Guy on twitter Said Heaven Is Boring by Techguy96(m): 3:05am On Apr 30, 2022
See ur signature, they are definitely going to hell as well.
Re: This Nigerian Guy on twitter Said Heaven Is Boring by Ilamina(f): 3:49am On Apr 30, 2022
Techguy96:
See ur signature, they are definitely going to hell as well.
like you are perfect
Re: This Nigerian Guy on twitter Said Heaven Is Boring by Sacrosanct12(m): 4:00am On Apr 30, 2022
El fuckin corizo emphasized more on it.
Re: This Nigerian Guy on twitter Said Heaven Is Boring by JoyousFurnitire(m): 4:34am On Apr 30, 2022
Maybe like you dreamt you were forced into a white garment church. Also maybe they'll force you to heaven undecided
Re: This Nigerian Guy on twitter Said Heaven Is Boring by InfernoNig: 5:01am On Apr 30, 2022
Maybe Hell is better, the agonizing sounds for voices of tormenter will be mind-blowing, but how will one know or care when he/she is going through hell in hell.
Re: This Nigerian Guy on twitter Said Heaven Is Boring by illicit(m): 6:36am On Apr 30, 2022
Ilamina:
I don't like people that don't value their lives

Heaven might be boring
But better to be there than hell

He said imagine, in heaven = no ps4, no Xbox, no pounded yam and egusi soup,

All we be doing is singing, playing with lions,

And eating fruit

According to those pictures in watch tower in those Jehovah witness books

Xbox in the real world comes with stress and anxiety. .still not worth it

Unless Xbox will be heaven without stress and anxiety

Me I liked heaven growing up
Because I hated food
I hated school
Lol I never thought singing will be boring because I liked church and choir


There is no Montessori in heaven tho

Only in hell
Re: This Nigerian Guy on twitter Said Heaven Is Boring by DreamyEyes: 7:00am On Apr 30, 2022
Heaven is not boring and should be your ultimate goal.
Even Jesus said if your right hand prevents you from entering heaven cut it off!
For Jesus to say such thing, you suppose know say hell fire no be child's play grin

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Re: This Nigerian Guy on twitter Said Heaven Is Boring by Nobody: 7:35am On Apr 30, 2022
Heaven for me, who want the cry and wail for inside hell fire grin
Re: This Nigerian Guy on twitter Said Heaven Is Boring by Exkandayee(m): 8:49am On Apr 30, 2022
Not everyone is going to heaven, there are special people going to heaven,we will only inherit this Earth after the rapture
Re: This Nigerian Guy on twitter Said Heaven Is Boring by Shadysen: 8:52am On Apr 30, 2022
I need that boring place , I like singing . help me God .
Re: This Nigerian Guy on twitter Said Heaven Is Boring by Techguy96(m): 12:34pm On Apr 30, 2022
Ilamina:
like you are perfect
No not perfect n i didn't condemn anyone to hell, u are the one condemning people to hell like u are perfect.
Re: This Nigerian Guy on twitter Said Heaven Is Boring by Szilard: 1:36pm On Apr 30, 2022
Tbh

Both places sound fictious

Imagine a place where all they do is to sing praise and worship... Everyday for Eternity..

Leemao

Imagine hell, a place where people will burn for eternity.

Honestly, it's not hard to see that these are man made concepts na

A lie told well and long enough can and will become the truth.

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Re: This Nigerian Guy on twitter Said Heaven Is Boring by Ilamina(f): 2:12pm On Apr 30, 2022
Come to think I never thought it will be boring

Glad he said it, never thought of it that way
Thought heaven will be fun, singing all day

Never thought of pounded yam or xbox
Re: This Nigerian Guy on twitter Said Heaven Is Boring by Ilamina(f): 8:30pm On Apr 30, 2022
illicit:


There is no Montessori in heaven tho

Only in hell
montessori is on earth
Re: This Nigerian Guy on twitter Said Heaven Is Boring by Oharina(m): 8:56pm On Apr 30, 2022
All of you are just confused oh! Including that nairaland fanatic called righteuousness. There is nothing like heaven and hell. Peace.
Re: This Nigerian Guy on twitter Said Heaven Is Boring by Ilamina(f): 9:03pm On Apr 30, 2022
Oharina:
All of you are just confused oh! Including that nairaland fanatic called righteuousness. There is nothing like heaven and hell. Peace.
how do you know
Re: This Nigerian Guy on twitter Said Heaven Is Boring by Oharina(m): 9:07pm On Apr 30, 2022
Ilamina:
how do you know
I am so much intuitive dear, and i can bet my life on it if necessary tho.
Re: This Nigerian Guy on twitter Said Heaven Is Boring by Ilamina(f): 9:24pm On Apr 30, 2022
Oharina:

I am so much intuitive dear, and i can bet my life on it if necessary tho.
so after death

Where are you going
Re: This Nigerian Guy on twitter Said Heaven Is Boring by Oharina(m): 9:31pm On Apr 30, 2022
Ilamina:
so after death

Where are you going
After physical death of the flesh, ur soul will reunite with nature, from where it will be atracted by another vacum in a woman's womb and be reborn into mother earth.
Re: This Nigerian Guy on twitter Said Heaven Is Boring by webhead: 9:38pm On Apr 30, 2022
Szilard:
Tbh

Both places sound fictious

Imagine a place where all they do is to sing praise and worship... Everyday for Eternity..

Leemao

Imagine hell, a place where people will burn for eternity.

Honestly, it's not hard to see that these are man made concepts na

A lie told well and long enough can and will become the truth.
It sounds fictional cause most modern man-made tales/stories in books or Hollywood movies seem to have similar concepts.

But don't forget that these man-made concepts were inspired by the bible
Re: This Nigerian Guy on twitter Said Heaven Is Boring by Uchesis: 10:01pm On Apr 30, 2022
Szilard:
Tbh

Both places sound fictious

Imagine a place where all they do is to sing praise and worship... Everyday for Eternity..

Leemao

Imagine hell, a place where people will burn for eternity.

Honestly, it's not hard to see that these are man made concepts na

A lie told well and long enough can and will become the truth.
I may believe there is heaven, but u see that hell.. na fake.

Imagine a human being burning in a fire for eternity. Even the strongest iron go melt after some periods of constant heating.

I used to believe all those crap when i was young. Man don grow up with logical reasoning now

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Re: This Nigerian Guy on twitter Said Heaven Is Boring by Ilamina(f): 10:13pm On Apr 30, 2022
Uchesis:

I may believe there is heaven, but u see that hell.. na fake.

Imagine a human being burning in a fire for eternity. Even the strongest iron go melt after some periods of constant heating.

I used to believe all those crap when i was young. Man don grow up with logical reasoning now

That's why it's called hell

Things happen. .

Remember the burning tree in the bible. .tree burning without the leaves turning into ash
Re: This Nigerian Guy on twitter Said Heaven Is Boring by Ilamina(f): 10:15pm On Apr 30, 2022
DreamyEyes:
Heaven is not boring and should be your ultimate goal.
Even Jesus said if your right hand prevents you from entering heaven cut it off!
For Jesus to say such thing, you suppose know say hell fire no be child's play grin
where in the bible
Re: This Nigerian Guy on twitter Said Heaven Is Boring by Ilamina(f): 10:16pm On Apr 30, 2022
Oharina:

After physical death of the flesh, ur soul will reunite with nature, from where it will be atracted by another vacum in a woman's womb and be reborn into mother earth.
how long will it take
Re: This Nigerian Guy on twitter Said Heaven Is Boring by DreamyEyes: 11:04pm On Apr 30, 2022
Ilamina:
where in the bible
Matthew 5 vs 30
Re: This Nigerian Guy on twitter Said Heaven Is Boring by Oharina(m): 11:38pm On Apr 30, 2022
Ilamina:
how long will it take
No specific time for this occurance to take place.
Re: This Nigerian Guy on twitter Said Heaven Is Boring by Uchesis: 11:44pm On Apr 30, 2022
Ilamina:


That's why it's called hell

Things happen. .

Remember the burning tree in the bible. .tree burning without the leaves turning into ash
So the burning in hell will be a miraculous burning abi?

Chai!!! Who do you this thing?
Re: This Nigerian Guy on twitter Said Heaven Is Boring by Ilamina(f): 12:30am On May 01, 2022
Uchesis:

So the burning in hell will be a miraculous burning abi?

Chai!!! Who do you this thing?

The whole bible is a miracle

After life is also a miracle

Stories that don't goes beyond the today's world reality and beyond our margination

Although hell is a different kind of mystery. .but it's too dark and horrible to call it a miracle

Heaven is a miracle
While hell is a mystery of it's own
Re: This Nigerian Guy on twitter Said Heaven Is Boring by bmdmix13: 12:40am On May 01, 2022
illicit:


There is no Montessori in heaven tho

Only in hell
drop d link to the comment.
Re: This Nigerian Guy on twitter Said Heaven Is Boring by illicit(m): 3:46am On May 01, 2022
bmdmix13:
drop d link to the comment.
Which comment?
Re: This Nigerian Guy on twitter Said Heaven Is Boring by Szilard: 1:26pm On May 01, 2022
webhead:
It sounds fictional cause most modern man-made tales/stories in books or Hollywood movies seem to have similar concepts.

But don't forget that these man-made concepts were inspired by the bible

Nope, analyzing hell and heaven as a single comcept itself makes no sense.

Adding modern Hollywood just makes it more laughable.

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