I mean who the bleep is this lad? This bearded kid keeps popping up everywhere I turn online like I stole his gas money.

I've employed different means to get an answer through Google but I couldn't get any answer who he is, what his name is, what he does or why he keeps showing daily on my internet activities.

Is he a foreign celebrity, popular celebrity, ex BBN housemate or motivational speaker because it seems everyone knows him, but here in Republic of Mpumalanga, we don't know him.

AudioMonkey:
I mean who the bleep is this lad? This bearded kid keeps popping up everywhere I turn online like I stole his gas money.

I've employed different means to get an answer through Google but I couldn't get any answer who he is, what his name is, what he does or why he keeps showing daily on my internet activities.

Is he a foreign celebrity, popular celebrity, ex BBN housemate or motivational speaker because it seems everyone knows him, but here in Republic of Mpumalanga, we don't know him.

Audiomonkeys don't know real people, they only know audiopeople

He is the clout chaser behind this thread.
Rumor has it that maturity has refused to locate him.

Why do you want to know him?

If you are crushing on him just say it.
Hope you are a girl tho.

I need an answer.
Am I the only one who see this kid everyday?

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Pierocash:
Audiomonkeys don't know real people, they only know audiopeople

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He's everywhere

Dorwadora:
He's everywhere

Same guy here on Nairaland.

AudioMonkey:


Same guy here on Nairaland.

He's a model, he's making his money.... Cool, clean and calmly.

If you are familiar with stock pictures, you wont be asking asking this question? You should google it

What stock photos means?
Stock images are generic photos, illustrations and icons created without a particular project in mind. They are then licensed, usually for a fee, to individuals or organizations for use in marketing materials, websites, packaging, book covers and more

Stockphoto models.

AudioMonkey:
I mean who the bleep is this lad? This bearded kid keeps popping up everywhere I turn online like I stole his gas money.

I've employed different means to get an answer through Google but I couldn't get any answer who he is, what his name is, what he does or why he keeps showing daily on my internet activities.

Is he a foreign celebrity, popular celebrity, ex BBN housemate or motivational speaker because it seems everyone knows him, but here in Republic of Mpumalanga, we don't know him.

I decieve you not, but before clicking this thread, I briefly imagined you'd be talking about this particular guy...and my guess was right. You'd see him on most adverts. I have wondered who he is too

Na only for your phone e day appear o

As for me and the people wea I Sabi we no day see am o

Dorwadora:
He's a model, he's making his money.... Cool, clean and calmly.

Cool. He's quite everywhere but no one knows him or his name.

brandnprinting:
If you are familiar with stock pictures, you wont be asking asking this question? You should google it
What stock photos means?
Stock images are generic photos, illustrations and icons created without a particular project in mind. They are then licensed, usually for a fee, to individuals or organizations for use in marketing materials, websites, packaging, book covers and more

Valkan:
must be a model in freepik
Graphics designers can relate
Check images below

Cool then. Now at least, I know how the internet came about him.
But out of these whole models, this one seem favourite because he's all over.
If he's alive, he should come out and convert his popularity to celebrity.

Why would he be all over the net and no one knows him nor his name.

God bear me witness,i never see dis guy once...

AudioMonkey:
I need an answer.
I'm I the only one who see this kid everyday?

gosh!!!
What you just wrote is ' I am I the only one....'
You know no when to use I'm and am??

I asked that question too, not like he is a celeb or anything yet his face is everywhere ,I have seen him on ads surrounded by white people and ads that look like it's shot in Lagos.

Same here too....dude keeps popping up on almost every ad

No dull Moment in NIGERIA despite all the hardships.

ukaface:
gosh!!!
What you just wrote is ' I am I the only one....'
You know no when to use I'm and am??

Gosh, I never knew I would be making the same silly mistake I see many Nairaland kids make here everytime. Although on my part, it was a typo error, not like many who don't know 'am' separately from 'I'm'.
I'm going to correct it immediately.

I wanted to say thank you but I'll thank you later because while correcting a single error, you ended up making more typo errors @ bolded. I think that makes us even.

Jmichael1:
God bear me witness,i never see dis guy once...

You must have lived in a parallel universe all your life.

Bluezy13:


He is the clout chaser behind this thread.
Rumor has it that maturity has refused to locate him.

Omg, that's huge. Be calming down ejorr..

AudioMonkey:


Gosh, I never knew I would be making the same silly mistake I see many Nairaland kids make here everytime. Although on my part, it was a typo error, not like many who don't know 'am' separately from 'I'm'.
I'm going to correct it immediately.

I wanted to say thank you but I'll thank you later because while correcting a single error, you ended up making more typo errors @ bolded. I think that makes us even.

na you dey confuse yourself.
You wrote 'I'm I the only one...' and I'm pointing it out to you that what you wrote in translation is ' I am I the only one...' so how am I the one with errors?

And what's with know no? Cos na pidgin I write give you.
Just say thank you oga.

ukaface:
na you dey confuse yourself.
You wrote 'I'm I the only one...' and I'm pointing it out to you that what you wrote in translation is ' I am I the only one...' so how am I the one with errors?

And what's with know no? Cos na pidgin I write give you.
Just say thank you oga.

Alright, first error cleared. Now I get what you meant on that.
Second error remains, 'no' comes before 'know', not the way you arranged them.

Once you're ready to own up, I thank you for correcting me and you also thank me back for correcting you. Deal.

AudioMonkey:


Alright, first error cleared. Now I get what you meant on that.
Second error remains, 'no' comes before 'know', not the way you arranged them.

Once you're ready to own up, I thank you for correcting me and you also thank me back for correcting you. Deal.

nope the English form of that is ' know not' as in... I know not the way he went, not ' I not know the way he went' pidgin go be ' I know no.....lmao...just accept already kwanu na

ukaface:
nope the English form of that is ' know not' as in... I know not the way he went, not ' I not know the way he went' pidgin go be ' I know no.....lmao...just accept already kwanu na

Correeeect! E be like you dey ready to drag with me. Me sef dey here for you, no shaking.

Nigeria Pidgin doesn't align with such arrangement or unusual collocation.
If your 'know not' is 'know no' in Pidgin, why not kukuma speak it in English? Why call that pidgin? It looks like a typo error - omission of 't'.
The proper way is
You 'no' know - you 'don't' know.
You 'no' get yansh - you 'don't' have yansh .

This is another chance to own up. I thank you, you thank me and we act like all these never happened.

AudioMonkey:

You must have lived in a parallel universe all your life.

nobody knw dat guy 4 here jare....